| The BQWA Proudly Presents The Hall of Fame 2010 | |
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| Big Evil | Jul 2 2010, 12:36 AM Post #1 |
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SPECIAL USA NETWORK LIVE AT 11PM EST VERSION - aka - EVERTON & HALO NEVER SENT ME THEIR SPEECHES SO DOLLY & WEBB'S PARTS ARE BEING "EDITED FOR TIME CONSTRAINTS" You, you got me Thinking it'll be alright. You, you told me, "Come and take a look inside." You believed me, In every single lie. But I, I failed you this time. ![]() And it feels like tonight. I can't believe I'm broken inside. Can't you see that there's nothing that I wanna do, But try to make it up to you? And it feels like tonight, Tonight. ![]() I was waiting For the day you'd come around. I was chasing, And nothing was all I found. From the moment you came into my life, You showed me what's right. ![]() And it feels like tonight. I can't believe I'm broken inside. Can't you see that there's nothing that I wanna do, But try to make it up to you? And it feels like tonight. ![]() I never felt like this before. Just when I leave, I'm back for more. Nothing else here seems to matter. In these ever-changing days, You're the one thing that remains. I could stay like this forever. ![]() And it feels like tonight. I can't believe I'm broken inside. Can't you see that there's nothing that I wanna do, But try to make it up to you? And it feels like tonight. Tonight. Tonight. 'Cause there's nothing that I wanna do, But try to make it up to you. And it feels like tonight. Tonight. ![]() "Feels Like Tonight" - Daughtry continues to play as we get an image of all the fans & BQWA superstars & staff dressed to impressed inside the jam packed Tudor Fieldhouse at Rice University in Dallas, Texas! ![]() We get a view around the entire theatre to see the entire BQWA roster plus a sold out house of at least 8,000 fans seated throughout the theatre. We see shots of superstars such as Big Evil, Joe Buckshaw Lawrence, Whacko, Colossus, Gogz, Phenetic, Abso Tomko, Ryan Murdoch, Simon Swinger and others dressed in tip-top shape, some of them looking better than they ever have before. Expensive dresses and fancy suits out the wazoo. They're all on their feet, the entire place is, applauding for what should be an absolutely magical night. The arena is seated as Mitchell Cole's voice comes over the loud speakers. Mitchell Cole: Welcome to the BQWA Hall of Fame, live from the sold-out Tudor Fieldhouse in Dallas, Texas. Here to help us induct the Class of 2010, please welcome the Master of Ceremonies for the evening, he is the former 87x Universal Heavyweight Intergalactic Champion of the World...he is "The Natural Boy"...Atkie! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! ![]() The melodic sounds of "ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA" begin to play and the crowd once again rise to their feet and begin applauding as "The Natural Boy" makes his way out to the stage, looking as sharp as ever, in a Gucci Suit and Tie, hair slicked back, looking old school as all hell. He struts out on stage a bit and looks around at the crowd with a big smile on his face. The fans go nuts, WOOOOOOOO'ing up a storm for one of the greatest of all-time. Atkie shuffles the papers he has in his hands and puts a pair of glasses on as he approaches the podium. He signals for the audience to be seated. ![]() Atkie: Haha, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Atkie: It is a distinct honor and pleasure to be here tonight as the "Master of Ceremonies" for the BQWA Hall of Fame 2010, the THIRD year in a row. I guess I didn't mess up bad enough last year, so they decided to bring me back. Then again, who else were they gonna have to do it? The crowd laughs at Atkie's first cheap joke of the night. Atkie: This year's class is...undoubtedly...the greatest and most special class we've ever inducted. I'll tell you what, at one point, it's funny...everybody that's being inducted here tonight was absolutely DESPISED...HATED...in this business and in this company, even. A few of these people were even said to be BLACKBALLED at one point. But here we are tonight, on a night that's for them and nobody else but them, and look at the turn out. It goes to show you that no matter what character you may portray in the ring, whether these fans boo you or not, it's nights like this that you can tell how much this business mean to the fans, and how much the fans mean to this business. I'm sure everybody being inducted here tonight will say it, but I'm going to beat them to the punch. NONE OF THIS would be possible, NONE OF THESE PEOPLE would be here tonight if it wasn't for you, the fans, and for that, we owe YOU a standing ovation. Let's go, give 'em one, guys. All of the superstars that are seated in the front of the amphitheatre stand up and turn a bit, applauding the fans for being so loyal to them and the BQWA product after all of these years. Atkie himself even applauds the fans. The fans are gracious, chanting, cheering and applauding back to the superstars. Atkie: Let's get down to business, shall we? Tonight, like I said, is a night that's going to be remembered just...just forever. And to kick it off, what better way then to induct the man who calls himself "The Franchise"...Let's take a look... ![]() The opening of "White America" - Eminem is heard, slowly fading into the picture at hand. I never would've dreamed in a million years I'd see So many motherfuckin' people who feel like me. ![]() Who share the same views and the same exact beliefs It's like a fuckin' army marchin' in back of me. Mitchell Cole; For years, he's dazzled fans inside the ring and out... ![]() So many lives I've touched, so much anger aimed In no particular direction, just sprays and sprays. Mitchell Cole: The only man in BAWA history to win two Money in the Bank ladder matches... ![]() And straight through your radio waves it plays and plays Till it stays stuck in your head for days and days. ![]() Mitchell Cole: Throughout the BQWA, this man has remained one of few constants... Who would of thought, standing in this mirror bleachin' my hair With some peroxide reaching for a t-shirt to wear.. ![]() That I would catapult to the forefront of rap like this? How could I predict my words would have an impact like this? Mitchell Cole: Time after time, he has stolen the show and proven to be exactly what he says... ![]() I must've struck a chord, with somebody up in the office Cause congress keeps telling me I ain't causin' nuthin' but problems. ![]() Mitchell Cole: Without a doubt, the most talented man never to hold the World Championship... And now they're sayin' I'm in trouble with the government I'm LOVIN' it. ![]() I shoveled shit on my life, And now I'm jumping in it.. ![]() Mitchell Cole: And the newest member of the club... ![]() White America, I could be one of your kids. White America, little Eric looks just like this. White America, Erica loves my shit. I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get... Mitchell Cole: Please join me in welcoming JOSH DEAN into the 2010 class of the BQWA Hall of Fame! ![]() We cut back to Atkie standing at the podium, waiting for the applause to stop. Atkie: The man I'm about to introduce was last seen in a police line-up somewhere in Lexington, KY and is also one half of your BQWA World Tag Team Champions, Mr. Jason Storm! ![]() "Straight Hate" - Blood Simple hits as Jason Storm cockily walks out in his all black suit, looking around at the crowd and smiling a bit. He shakes Atkie's hand as they pass each other. Atkie goes to sit in his designated chair. Storm: Oh, what a tremendous honor this is. I can’t believe this is happening. First off, I would like to thank god, of course, for me making me so awesome. I would like to thank my parents for fucking. I would also like to thank… A stagehand runs up to the stage and whispers to Storm, but he talks into the mic so everyone can hear him. Stagehand: Jason, you’re inducting Josh Dean, you have to say something on his behalf. Storm: God damn it, fine. What can I say about Josh Dean, that everyone else hasn’t already said? Oh, I know what I can say that no one else has, Josh Dean your World Heavyweight Champion. But seriously folks, Josh has won many championships and accomplished many great things over his career. He’s a four time tag team champion, currently tagging with me, which as many of you know, I can’t stand. I mean have any of you actually spent any significant amount of time around Josh? It’s like spending an afternoon listening to a drunken Big Evil talk about how much he sucks. Both just make you want to put a bullet between the eyes. Now, I went and printed out Josh Dean’s career resume, lets a take a look at this bad boy shall we? Storm pulls a piece of paper from the left breast pocket of his tux. The he pulls out reading glasses from the right breast pocket. He puts the glasses on and looks down at the paper. Storm: Dean, is a four time tag team champion as I mentioned. He was also the television champion, damn he held that thing for a long ass time. Won it on Christmas, too. Quite impressive. Josh holds a BQWA record nine wins in a ladder matches, including the only two time Money In The Bank winner. But zero time world champion, the math just doesn’t add up there. Now, I know what your thinking, ‘oh, he made another world champion joke, how orginal.’ Well fuck you this is my speech. Josh has also won the Custom Championship twice. A belt that Josh and I traded back and forth in the fued of the year for 2007. Now, if your new the BQWA, or just straight up forgot, Josh and I, hated the hell out of each other. We fought over women, belts, sperm in a cup, we just tore the shit out of each other. Actully, now that I think of it, I never did find that sperm in a cup, could have a kid somewhere…. Storm stares blankly for a second, before remembering where he is and regains his composure. Storm: Anyway, Josh and I’s feud has been citied by Colossus as a reason he came to join the BQWA in the first place, which is a big honor. We fought two ladder matches in which we pushed each other to the absolute limit. Fought in street fights, cage matches, you name it, we fought it. Maybe that’s what makes us such a strong tag team, the fact that we took each other to hell and back, either that or its because we’re the only tag team that shows up. Either way we got these belts. Jason taps his tag title on his shoulder. Storm: But listen, Josh is actually a pretty good guy. Misunderstood, very much so. He has done almost every role in this federation for it to still be here. Whether it was by being a booker, albeit not the greatest booker, or whether it was by jumping off ladders for the past six years. Either way, he has been around and seen a lot of shit that has happened in this promotion. So doesn't it seem fitting that he be inducted? Storm looks out into the crowd as they clap their hands. Storm: The older fans know about Josh, but to the newer fans of BQWA look him up on Youtube. He is a fucking highlight reel. That's all I'm gonna say. You'll see why he has the moniker he does. So ladies and gentlemen, without further delay, it is my pleasure to introduce to you one half of the BQWA World Tag Team Champions and the newest BQWA Hall of Fame inductee. My tag team partner, "THE FRANCHISE" JOSH DEAN! |
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| Big Evil | Jul 2 2010, 12:37 AM Post #2 |
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![]() "What You Know" by TI hits and the crowd gives a respectful applause. Josh Dean walks onto the stage with his tag team title belt slung over his shoulder. He walks up toward the podium, turns toward the crowd and spreads his arms in his trademark pose as the crowd rise to their feet and the applause gets louder. Dean soaks up his moment, dressed to the nines in a custom pinstriped Armani suit and a clean shave. He turns back to the podium, waving to the crowd as they cheer him for the first time in at least 4 years. THANK YOU JOSH! THANK YOU JOSH! THANK YOU JOSH! He walks over to Storm and there is a stare down, before Dean cracks a smile. They embrace in a hug and clack their Tag Titles together before Storm takes his seat. As the music slowly dies down, he begins to tear up a little bit as he reaches the podium. Josh sits down his tag team title on the podium as he steps up to the mic. The applause hasn't quite stopped yet, but the crowd has returned to their seats. Dean: Wow! Guys I don't know what to say. "Franchise! Franchise! Franchise! Dean smiles at his nickname being chanted by the packed house. Dean: That's a name that I haven't heard chanted in a while. Thank you guys for making me feel 20 again. The crowd gives a hearty laugh. The applause finally dies down, and he begins to speak. Dean: This is a tremendous honor. And really I don't know what I can say. I had a speech lined up for tonight's occasion. And right now I'm torn between whether to give it or wing it. I like to be prepared, but this honor is once in a lifetime. And a speech just can't do this occasion justice. We have most of the past, present, and future of BQWA in attendance tonight. How often do people get this opportunity? It's been a while since I've seen a few of the faces in the crowd, like DiaboluS and Griff Vain. The camera turns its focus to the two former World Heavyweight Champions. The crowd applauds the 2007 Hall of Famer and the second ever dual champion in BQWA history as they give a nod to Josh. Dean: It's good to see you guys again. You know, I've decided that I'm just going to wing this tonight. Most of you have watched me grow up inside that ring, and a few of you outside. While what I say may not be the most eloquent, I want you to know it comes from my heart. Dean grabs his speech and rips it to shreds. He straightens up his tie and begins to speak again. Dean: If you would've told me as an 18 year old kid that six years later I would be one of the keynote inductees in professional wrestling's most prestigious Hall of Fame, there's a good chance that I would've probably laughed at you. In fact, I got the call about two weeks ago from upper management. When they told me that I was going in, I laughed and said you're joking, right? I was pretty sure this was a big rib until this past Meltdown. "YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT!" YOU DESERVE IT!" Josh's eyes fill up with tears as he wipes them on a handkerchief to prevent his suit from being ruined in the moment. All he can do is smile, because the moment. Dean: All I wanted to do when I came to BQWA was earn a name for myself and make a nice living, just like everyone else who has ever stepped through these doors. The concept of making it to the Hall of Fame was a very far distant dream for me. To be honest when I first came in and even to this day, I was just happy to be able to get exposure on TV. This night had never crossed my mind and it's still taking a moment to grasp, although standing on this stage in front of thousands of people accepting this induction, has me now realizing that it's indeed real. Even though I'm standing up here today, being inducted into a Hall of Fame class with a former owner, a pioneer for women's wrestling, a former stable mate of mine who is no longer with us, and possibly one of the greatest in ring performers ever, I'm not so sure I deserve it. But nevertheless, I'm proud to be here with them tonight. The cameras shift to the other inductees, as Dolly Madison, Harmony, and eXponent all clap their hands together along with the crowd. Dean: Growing up the way I did, it was a struggle just to have food on the table. Basically from the time I was 11, I had to raise myself. My parents were killed when I was 13, and I was in and out of juvenile homes until I was 15. It was always the burning desire to succeed and break the cycle that drove me. It was finding a passion for a better life that made me choose this wonderful profession. Wrestling saved me from God knows what. He pauses for a moment. Dean: But enough of the sad story of my upbringing, this is a time of celebration. You can learn the rest of my story on my DVD Franchise: The Josh Dean Story, which is only found on BQWAShop.com. Cheap plug here. Dean lets out a little laugh and looks out into the crowd as they share a laugh with him. He sees REO Speedealer seated beside Whacko. Acrobat is seated beside Angelica Haze and Nature. They all have their eyes gazed upon the young man that they have watched grow. Dean: The word legend is a term in this business that's used quite often. And normally, an honor like this would deem you a "legend". But I don't feel that I've done enough to warrant the title that comes with this honor. My name's only been on the marquee a few times. Unlike most of the inductees in prior classes and even my fellow inductees, my overall resume is pretty mediocre for the most part. I make no bones about that, and I have no reason to. It's truly humbling to be even thought of in the same breath as the men and women who are legitimate legends in this business. People whose impact eclipsed mine a long time ago. And for that honor, to be inducted amongst them, I am forever grateful. The crowd applauds as Dean's eyes begin to well up. He's trying to be strong and hold back his tears of happiness, but a few stream down his face. Dean: I have so many people to thank for the wonderful career that I've had up to this point. So maybe this is the part of my "speech" that I start thanking everyone who made my time something that can be remembered. But before I do that, I'm going to tell everyone something that is pretty common knowledge at this point. He hangs his head low. He begins to think about an infamous time in his career. He raises his head once again and begins to speak on it. Dean: I haven't always been the easiest person to work with in my time here. Ask anyone behind the scenes and they can probably vouch on that, especially my time as a road agent and booker. I was an asshole and I knew it, and a few people left because of some of my decisions. To the people who have ill will toward me because of some of those past actions, I just want to say I'm sorry. There is no malice on my end, and I hope in time there will be none on your end. This company has been my home for the last six years, and I never wanted to do anything to jeopardize its growth. Ego is a hell of a thing to control sometimes, especially when you're young and are given great power. Dean clears his eyes for a second, gaining his composure before continuing. Dean: First of all, I want to thank the late Barlow Madison and Dolly for signing me to BQWA back when it was still known as WZWF. As an unproven 18 year old kid in February 2004, they gave me a tryout match against Glacier on Meltdown. If not for them giving me that try out match, "The Franchise" would've never made it to the big stage. The crowd applauds for Dolly Madison as she nods her head, with a couple of tears streaming down her face. The attention focuses back on Josh. Dean: I've been around this place for a long time, and have worked in collaboration with some of the most talented people in this company's history, so if I forget anyone don't kill me please. Every person that has come through these doors have given themselves to help BQWA grow into the mega conglomerate that it is, and they should be applauded for that. For my particular career, I almost break it down into two careers. I call them the "Phenom" and the "Veteran". So I'd like to thank Glacier for giving me that first match. Glacier may have been a lot of things in people's eyes, but it was that match I learned that I could stand in the ring with the best wrestlers in the world and be able to hold my own. Guys like NyQ and Gutsyn for giving me my first big storyline, the Tag Team titles. Both guys were very talented and it sucks they didn't come over in the merger, because they would've been a very welcome addition to a growing talent pool. Braden O' Riley, my first tag team partner and a guy that helped aid the international talent movement over to the states. In all the time I worked with him I couldn't understand a damn word he said, and he always smelled like a brewery. But that first year in this fed was fun because I worked with him. His antics always had a way of making me forget wins and losses. I'd like to thank Johnny Karisma. I won my first singles championship from him back on Christmas in 2004. He was more established at the time than I was, and it was a big upset at that time to win the title from him. Johnny, we go way back, and I want to thank you for helping me develop as a wrestler the more that I've matured. Robbie would be proud of both of us for the careers that we've achieved here. The camera switches to a shot of Johnny Karisma out in the crowd, seated next to Big Evil and Andy Chills. They both nod at each other. The crowd lets out a loud applause as the camera turns back to Dean. Dean: I wanna thank Nature, Charles Everton, Rage, Adam Edge, Bobby Mitchell, Delight and everyone who made the WZWF/BQWA angle as successful as it was. If there is one thing that I can really say defined my first career here, that would be probably the storyline that did it. Nature and Everton are two of the most talented workers I have ever worked with, and made me "The Franchise". Rage is still a standard for big men that come into this promotion and is missed greatly here. Bobby Mitchell is a crazy sonofabitch, but he's a damn talented guy and a pleasure to work with. Adam Edge, well is Adam Edge. He needs no introduction. I got to know Adam pretty well during all of this, and he is one of the guys that taught me the younger talent is what is going to make this place go on long after your career is over. And I thank him for that. Adam, thank you for your wisdom and encouragement through tough times. Let's see, I have to thank DxKid, Day Wrecker, Angelica Haze, my ex fiancé Paige, and Kid Disturbed for my time in Regeneration X. Thank you guys for showing me what a cohesive unit was supposed to be because in this sport, you have only a few people who you can call your friends. DX and Wreck, I wanna thank you guys for showing me how to lead. Angie, thank you for being a friend. Paige, wherever you are, thank you for sticking by me in good times and bad. Brent, thank you for helping make the Money in the Bank briefcase something that is so sought after. The camera pans in on Kid Disturbed, who is seated in the second row beside Skye Jones and Adam Edge. Adam wipes a tear away as he cheers for his friend, as Kid is shown clapping his hands for his former stable mate. Dean: Every now and then, I still see a few fans wearing RX shirts and it brings back a lot of good memories. Like Day Wrecker coming out of his room with about 10 girls on his arm. The man's a pimp, guys. His room in the RX mansion was a room where if you didn't want to witness a nonstop porn flick, it's probably a good idea not to go in there.. Dean lets out a laugh as the rest of the crowd bursts out laughing. The camera switches focus to Day Wrecker as he sits on the aisle seat beside Nature. He wipes a tear from his eye as the first ever Grand Slam Champion holds up an "X" sign to his ex RX mate. Dean: Just playing Wreck, you know you're always gonna be a brother to me. But seriously, my time in RX was a fond time for me. Next I wanna thank Midnite Raven... er, Mike Dunn. Mike is no longer with us, but I learned a lot being around him. Mike was the staple of dedication that I strived for when I first came to BQWA. His passion for this place inspired me to do all I could to keep this place alive, even if it meant taking on responsibilities I wasn't ready for. Mike also taught me that in this business, opportunities are given to you, but they can be taken away just as fast. Mike, thank you for being that bar. And as much as I can't believe I'm saying this, thank you for injuring me at Mind Games 2006. I did a lot of reflecting in that time off, and I think it helped me mature. Dean wipes a tear from his eyes and the crowd gives a loud applause, which almost has him crying even more. Luckily, he composes himself and continues on. Dean: If Nature, Everton and the RX contingent are the people that defines my first career, then the man who inducted me tonight pretty well defines my second career. Jason Storm. Storm, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for reigniting a passion in me. Our feud in 2007 is still one of the highlights in my career, and I have you to blame for that. Dean looks over at his tag team partner, who smiles at him saying "Thank You". Dean: When Storm and I first started our feud, I was wondering how was this going to work out. I had just come back from injury, and I didn't know a lot about him. So I sat down with him one day after a show and we discussed what we could do with the program. It was mostly along the lines of this. "Ok, so what should we do?" "Well we could do a Sperm in a Cup angle where Paige puts sperm in a cup and threatens some kind of blackmail." "Dude, are you fucking serious? Why don't we just put on great matches?" "Why not? People don't understand wrestling sometimes, and that could get old. We need to be more creative and try to push the envelope." "True. But if anyone asks, the Sperm in a Cup idea is yours." "Deal." The crowd lets out a hearty laugh as do the other inductees about the infamous "Sperm in a Cup" angle. Dean: I still maintain that it was Storm's idea. The crowd bursts out in loud laughter as Storm's face begins to blush. Dean: Storm and I were able to play off what the other one was able to do and turn it into a nice story. And seeing as how we won Feud of the Year, and how we're Tag Team Champions right now, we did pretty well for ourselves. I learned that I still had 'it' when we feuded. We tried as hard as possible to better each other and make that feud something to be proud of. Thank you for everything in that time, Jason. The best singles program that I've had in six years here. If this man isn't considered for the Hall of Fame within the next couple years, it's a damn shame! The cameras show Simon Swinger, ChainReaction, Atkie, and Ryan Murdoch all clapping their hands. Dean clears his throat and begins to speak again. Dean: Whacko is another guy I have to thank. Though I've only worked short programs and one off matches with Whacko, he is still one of the best workers in this business. Whacko, thank you for being well....you. The prankster and rib artist. If you haven't heard of Whacko's pranks by now, well they are epic. There isn't one person in this locker room that hasn't been victimized by one of his pranks. John, you are the most senior member of this roster and a big influence to a lot of people. You of all people knew how big of a dick I've been backstage. You never held it against me and I never got a chance until now to tell you thank you for that. We see Whacko, sitting in the fourth row behind Karisma, Big Evil and Andy Chills. He nods his head as Dean nods back. Dean: I'd also like to thank A+. Andy, our Immortals program is one of the biggest honors I could've ever received my man. Facing you in a street fight as the co- headliner was a great opportunity. And you let me go over, which I never asked for. But thank you for making me push myself to feel like I belonged in the upper echelon again. A+ is sitting in the front row beside Jake Webb. He nods his head as Josh begins to speak again. Dean: I have to do this to you Plus. And I have a feeling that after we're done with the ceremony tonight, I got an ass kicking waiting for me in the lobby. But you'd do the same thing to me. During the time that Plus and I feuded leading up to Immortals, I got spend some time with him and Harmony. You know, just to get to know each other. After all, we were supposed to be working together for an extended period of time. Anyway, I come to their house one night. Harmony answers the door and says come on in, they're watching a movie. Now this would seem like something a married couple would do. Plus begins to blush down in the audience, as Harmony starts to break out laughing. Both know where this is going. Dean: Well, that's what I thought too. I thought we were going to watch a movie then discuss the match. Now. Harmony invites me in the house and she leads me into the den where they are. My memory is a little fuzzy, but I think you were wearing a school girl outfit and had your hair crimped, right? Harmony shakes her head yes as she is still laughing. Dean: Ok, so I walk into the den and I see Mean Girls on the screen. Now don't get me wrong, I love watching young hot girls battle it out for dominance. Harmony sat down by this red headed chick in pig tails. I thought "Ok, Harmony is bisexual. She's probably bringing a friend over to spice up the love life." As soon as this chick stands up, it becomes evident to me that she is not a she, but a he. It's Plus dressed like Lindsey Lohan, tits and all! The crowd bursts out in laughter as Dean opens his mouth in shock. Dean: That was literally my reaction! I was speechless for like the first time ever. Plus came up to me and tried to talk to me. It was just.. "Dude, I lost a bet to her." "I can see that, but can you at least pull your skirt down?" The crowd is in stitches as Dean smiles at A+. Dean: You're my boy Andy. And you made me feel privileged to face you at Immortals. Thank you for that horrific, retina burning, wonderful time I had working with you. Dean turns towards eXponent and Harmony as the crowd's laughter dies down. Dean turns his attention to his Hall of Fame plaque. On to a more serious note. I want to say a little bit about my fellow inductees. Harmony, you've never gotten the credit that you deserve for your role in this fed. I left the fed in bad shape in 2006 and you took over. You were able to keep this together, and you never had a cross word to say to me either way. Thank you for showing a passion for this place and the patience that it takes to be successful here. The crowd give Harmony a very nice ovation. Rightly so for a Princess, right? He waits for the crowd to die down. eXponent, dude I've never gotten a chance to work with you, but that's because our paths have never crossed. But I will give you props man, you are one of the most talented individuals that has ever come through here and should be considered one of the top 10 of all time. Congrats to both of you for being here to receive this honor with me tonight. The crowd's ovation is almost deafening. But it's only going to get louder here in a moment. Dean: While I can also thank Joey Styles for making me sound like I know what I'm doing in the ring, and JBL for helping me get financially back on track, there's one other person I want to thank. And he's sitting in the third row back. Someone shine a light on that big...evil son of a bitch right there. A light shines down and catches Big Evil as he sits in his chair alongside Johnny Karisma and Andy Chills. The crowd starts to cheer even louder than what they were before hand. Dean and Big Evil lock eyes. Dean beckons him from the stage. Dean: Go ahead and stand up Big. Big Evil stands up and they lock a respect stare at each other. The electricity of the arena is indescribable! LET'S JUST SOAK IT IN!!!!! Dean: Greg Atkins, Big Evil. Dude I wanna thank you. You came into this fed and not a lot of people understood you, just like you said in your speech last year that people misunderstand me. You stuck with this place because you saw a passion for it. And when I left in '06, you stepped up to the plate to take on the daunting task of being in charge of a very talented, very diverse group of athletes. When I came back, I was very worried of how this new administration would handle my character and if ill will would dictate my direction. But you haven't done me wrong man, and I appreciate that. This fed is in a very good place now morally and financially. You and your team should be proud of the product. The crowd's applause is massive. Big Evil nods his head, mouthing "Thank You" as he sits down. Dean smiles as the crowd begins to die down. Dean: That's a match that hasn't been done one on one guys, and it wouldn't hurt my feelings if it did take place. Dean raises his eyebrow as Big Evil smiles at him. Dean: Maybe one day it'll happen. But I know ya'll have to be getting tired of listen to me go on about my career, so I'm just gonna wrap it up with something for the younger guys. Guys like ChainReaction, Simon Swinger, Gogz and so on and so forth. You guys are good, very good in fact. And your overall impact in this company has passed mine up a long time ago. You guys are going to be the ones that carry this company for a long time. And without a doubt, I'm sure I will see you on this very stage one day being inducted into this elite group of people. Just remember when times get rough on the road, remember why you're here. But thank you ladies and gentlemen of BQWA for this induction and to the fans. Despite what we do on screen and how your reaction is toward us, we do this for you. Thank you. "What You Know" - TI hits one more time as Josh raises up the plaque and the crowd applauds. Him and Storm hug and both go take their seats back on the stage. Atkie comes back over to the podium. |
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| Big Evil | Jul 2 2010, 12:37 AM Post #3 |
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Atkie: It's times like those I wish we actually had an orchastra, like they have at the Oscars, so people know to wrap it up. Just kidding Josh, we love ya. Congrats big man. Alright, moving on -- Atkie looks around and nods his head. Atkie: Tomorrow night is Immortals, of course, and there's nothing bigger in this sport. I don't care what anybody says. And our next inductee could possibly go down as an MVP of that very event. Let's take a look! ![]() The opening chords to "Just A Girl" - No Doubt hit as we hear the voice of none other than HARMONY! Harmony: I'm the motherfucking princess! ![]() Take this pink ribbon off my eyes. I'm exposed, and it's no big surprise... Mitchell Cole: She personified the word "diva" and became one of the names and faces synonomous with women's wrestling and the BQWA. ![]() Don't you think I know exactly where I stand... Mitchell Cole: Her rise to power was one that would inspire a future generation of women in the world of professional wrestling. ![]() This world is forcing me to hold your hand... Mitchell Cole: Her backstage influence, prominent role on weekly television & monthly Pay-Per-Views, and her in-ring persona made her one of the most memorable characters in BQWA history. ![]() 'Cause I'm just a girl, little 'ol me... Mitchell Cole: And whether you loved her... ![]() Don't let me out of your sight... Mitchell Cole: Or you hated her... ![]() I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite... Mitchell Cole: You knew to never cross her. Those who did found themselves up the river without a paddle. Whether it was meddeling in her love life, interrupting her wedding, or costing her a title she helped make famous, the now retired BQWA Women's Championship. ![]() So don't let me have any rights... Mitchell Cole: Her two year feud with Skye Jones would become an epic tale that not only stands tall in the annals of the BQWA, but in the history of women's professional wrestling. A feud that, along with her other accolades, will now place her alongsider her long time arch-nemesis in one of the greatest honors that can be bestowed upon someone in the world of professional wrestling. ![]() Oh...I've had it up to! Oh...I've had it up to!! Oh...I've had it up to here! Mitchell Cole: It is with great pleasure that we welcome HARMONY to the BQWA Hall of Fame, Class of 2010. Harmony, VO: Haven't you heard? I'm Supergirl! ![]() Atkie's still at the podium applauding as we come back. Atkie: The man I'm about to introduce is competing tomorrow night in what could possibly go down as one of the greatest matches of all-time, and with his career on the line, there's no telling what he may pull out. But tonight -- he's just glad he pulled out of the lady he's inducting, his ex-wife, before they fucked up and had a kid. A PLUS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! ![]() "Shook Ones" - Mobb Deep hits up as A+ comes out as stylish as ever, with a black tux, white shirt, no tie, nice collar and ballin' negro glasses. He hugs Atkie and walks up to the podium. A+: Before I start, I was handed this note backstage...Atkie, Dean Martin called, he says he'll see you real soon... Atkie laughs back at his chair, pouring himself another glass of scotch and raising it up to A+ and of course, to liver failure. The crowd cracks up laughing. A+: When you think of the sadly now-defunct Women's Division of BQWA, this should be the first name that crosses your mind. Because for a long time, she WAS the Women's Division. When other female performers barely got their feet under the table before they took off again, she stuck with us. When other female performers decided that they wanted to play with the big boys, and more often than not ended up on the scrapheap, she remained proud of her heritage and resolutely flew the flag for the Women's Division. When other female performers were new to the scene and seemed certain to be overwhelmed by it all, it was she who would stay behind and make sure they knew that they belonged. And when the time unfortunately came for the Women's Division to close its doors, it was she who showed the class and dignity to let it go without histrionics or bitterness. She is Harmony Ashley Scott. She remains the only female performer in BQWA history to hold the Women's Title on three seperate occasions, and one of only two women to hold the World Tag Team Titles. Her series of matches against Skye Jones rank amongst the best Women's matches of all time, and the two of them together produced some fantastic television moments. Maybe not the type of moments we'd have liked to see between the two, but nevertheless... Her issues with Gogz made for enthralling viewing on a weekly basis, and she proved that she wasn't afraid to take on the men, when it was required. She was a pleasure to work with personally through the marriage and EWA angles, and she's personally responsible for some of the best fictional lays I have ever had! Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce the next inductee to the BQWA Hall of Fame...Harmony! ![]() "Just A Girl" - No Doubt hits. With her chocolate brown curls stylishly piled on top of her head, Harmony walks out onto the stage with a huge smile gracing her face, her purple satin gown clinging to her figure and swaying as she walks. She walks straight into an embrace with Plus, giving him a kiss on the forehead before thanking him and taking the plaque from him, stepping up to the podium to speak. Harmony : Well bang goes the analogy from last year, hey guys. Three straight years I’ve been featured on the Hall Of Fame ceremony, I’m surprised you’re not sick of the sight of me by now. Laughter from the crowd. Harmony : The trifecta is finally complete. Skye Jones, Kate Harrison and now myself. I don’t feel like I deserve this honour, considering some of the names that I join. Not to mention, why in the hell would I want to be THIS close to Adam Edge again? Harmony visibly shudders on the stage before the camera cuts to The Entertainer Of The Decade sat on the crowd, rubbing his stubble with a smirk on his face. Harmony : Honestly, who the hell keeps letting that son of a bitch in here? We know he’s just here for the free drink and a quickie in the bathroom. Someone had better warn the waiting staff in the reception room they’re not safe. Harmony shakes her head before smiling. Harmony : I kid, I kid. Despite what has happened on screen during our relationship, Adam has been an inspiration to me throughout my time in the BQWA and I’ve learnt so much from him, so thank you, you bastard. She blows out a double handed kiss in his direction. Harmony : BQWA is where I started my wrestling career and I have to say I could not have asked for a greater place to start. I met such amazing people, some of which have become life long friends, and I have such amazing memories. I mean come on, where else would you get Kid Disturbed and Skye Jones arguing over the correct plural of Octopus? More laughter from the crowd as the camera finds its way to Skye Jones sat in the audience, mouthing “it’s Octopi!” Harmony : Skye, do not start. I’m not having that conversation again. Between that conversation and the legendary four hour sex talk with Adam and Brent, it’s a miracle I haven’t lost the plot! It’s no secret that my time in the BQWA made Days Of Our Lives look like ever day occurrences, but I can honestly say that I would not change a second of it. I mean, where else can you cheat death, get married twice, spend three months locked in a cage by a drunken Scotsman and still NOT turn out to be incredibly fucked up mentally? Gogz sits in the crowd, nodding his head in approval with a smirk. Harmony : Screw it, therapy is for my thirties. And Big, I’ll be sending you the bills, thank you very much. The camera heads to Big Evil in the crowd, who smirks as he holds up a one fingered salute in her direction, prompting her to laugh. Harmony : Same to you, douchebag. Well I can’t take all the credit for my allegedly brilliant career. There are some people who have helped me get to where I am today and I suppose I should thank them. I know I’ve already thanked Adam, but I cannot put into words how much he helped me grow when I was starting out and the support he gave me backstage when I was thrust into the leadership role early on. Adam, thank you so much, for everything. Apart from the regular trips to the sexual health clinic. A huge roar of laughter from the fans and superstars as she gives him a wink. Harmony : Skye Jones. If I have to pick one person to be the biggest influence ever, she has to be it. She pushed me to limits I never knew were possible, took me to places I never knew existed and yes boys, the girls are real. I should know, I’ve been pressed up against them enough times. Seriously, if I can look that hot after having a baby, I’ll be a happy woman. Skye, from the bottom of my heart, thank you. The applause rips through as Skye smiles through watery eyes, blowing Harmony a kiss as the brunette mouths “I love you” back to her. Harmony : Kate Harrison-Atkins, you hunk of gorgeous woman you. It’s my moment in the spotlight and you STILL managed to look better than I do! Kate laughs from the crowd, shrugging her shoulders at the notion and mouthing “I’m sorry!” Harmony : Don’t be sorry honey, if I can still look as hot as you and Skye after I’ve had kids, I’ll be laughing! Kate, you’re my best friend and I thank you so much for your love and support, despite our ups and downs. How in the hell you’ve put up with me for so long is a mystery! I love you honey and I always will. And don’t think I’ve forgotten you either, Bigs. Big looks slightly surprised, pointing to himself as Kate giggles at his response. Harmony : No, your identical twin, of course you, dipshit. Thank you for putting up with my insane perfectionism and I have to say, it was an honour and a privilege to work under you backstage. He nods in approval, bringing applause from the crowd. Harmony : How can I forget my tag team partner, Tara Shannon? A chant breaks out from the fans in attendance as Tara smiles on from the crowd. Harmony : No one person has made me desire to be better with every performance than Tara and I feel honoured to have held tag title gold with her. Thank you Tara, you’re one in a million. Tara nods, applauding the notion as Harmony finally starts to get teary eyed on the stage. Harmony : Andy Manson aka A+. Harmony turns on the balls of her feet and points to him behind her, leaving Plus to nod his head before she trots over in her heels and pulls him over to the podium. Harmony : This goofball has become one of my best friends. Andy, I love you to bits and I feel blessed to have you in my life, thank you. She gives him a kiss on the cheek then ruffles his hair, leaving him to walk away with a lipstick print on his cheek. Harmony : All the people I’ve thanked tonight have been like family to me and I love and adore them for their support. But they’re not the only ones to have supported me, so to all the fans out there who have followed me, booed me, cheered me or otherwise which we won’t speak about, thank you so much, it means the world to me. In one last act she lifts her plaque up over her head in one hand blows a kiss out to the fans. Harmony : Thank you so much! "Just A Girl" - No Doubt hits one final time as Harmony raises up her plaque high. Her ex-beau and best friend A+ walks up and gives her a hug and a kiss on the cheek. He raises her arm in the air and she gets a standing ovation. She & Plus both go join Dean & Storm in their respective seats. Atkie walks up with yet another glass of scotch, hammered drunk. |
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| Big Evil | Jul 2 2010, 12:37 AM Post #4 |
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Atkie: I just...I want to uh...I think I peed my pants. I peed my pants. The crowd cracks up laughing but what they don't know is that this is a very serious problem. Atkie: Ladies and Gentlemen -- my biological son, Andy Chills. ![]() "Passive" - A Perfect Circle hits and Andy Chills walks out in his fancy tuxedo as Atkie takes a nice, long sip of his scotch. Andy Chills: Thank you, Atkie. Atkie takes another sip. Atkie: Fuck you. Andy Chills: Tonight I’m inducting a man that a lot of fans out there are pretty sure I actually hate. We were in a feud that will always be remembered and we had match of the year last year at Immortals. Tonight I am here to induct Exponent… I mean eXponent. The crowd cheers at the mention of the soon to be hall of famer. Andy Chills: The truth of the matter is when eXponent first entered this wonderful company of ours, I didn’t like him one bit. He came in as my good friend Maxwell’s tag team partner and their plan was to eventually break up and feud. Well, they did that and then there was the whole dead aunt incident. With Twilight mania going on, even though I didn’t see the new movie I feel like it’s fair to make this comparison. I was on Team Maxwell. Andy’s attempt of humor to mask the fact that he saw Eclipse falls on its face as absolutely no one laughs at his reference. Andy Chills: So no, I did not like eXponent. But then, backstage, I became the head booker of the “International Title Divison.” Now, while that whole booking conundrum is something I could talk about for hours on its own, that’s not what we’re here for. As the head of that group, I had to keep a handle on a specific group of wrestlers, and eXponent was on that list. As time went on, even though I didn’t necessarily like him as a person, I couldn’t help but notice just how damn talented he was. That was when I made the decision to drop the International Championship that I was holding at the time to eXponent. And that, of course, would be the belt that made him famous. I may have been the first wrestler to hold the belt twice, Josh Dean may have been the most exciting International Champion to watch, and current champion ChainReaction may have a classic underdog story that everyone loves, but eXponent brought that belt to a level that nobody else could. The crowd claps for the greatest International Champion of all time. Andy Chills: After I dropped the belt to him I decided to actually give eXponent a chance as a person. We started talking and I realized I had way more in common with him than I realized. Hell, both of us played lacrosse in high school. He was “The Dolphin” and I was “The Ogre.” eXponent slowly but surely became one of my best friends backstage. And just like Maxwell Starbux, Big Evil, and my opponent tomorrow night Simon Swinger, eXponent is still to this day a go to guy when I have some sort of wrestling or personal issue that comes up. And Simon, just cause I said that don’t think I’m going to go easy on you tomorrow night. The crowd laughs and the camera zooms in on Simon who’s raising his fist in “anger” at Andy. Andy Chills: On top of all that, eXponent is bar none my favorite opponent of all time. I’ve wrestled Big Evil, Colossus, Daniel Sorbello, and even A Plus. But eXponent outranks them all. I dunno what it is. Maybe it’s the fact that I was more personally invested in that feud than any other in my career. Maybe it’s the fact that we’re so similar so it’s very easy to work together. Maybe it’s the fact that something about our styles just clicks, but if I had to pick one person to wrestle every night for the rest of my life, it would be eXponent. Who knows if he feels the same way? On top of all that, the fans look at eXponent in a way that no one else does. He’s pretty much the perfect heel, inside the ring and out. He’s a consummate professional and busts his ass every night for the enjoyment of the fans, and most of all because he loves wrestling. There’s a reason that he’s won just about every title there is to win. He’s a man whose pure talent may never be matched in this business again. His drive, ability, and willingness to work for whatever goal he sets for himself makes him a perfect candidate for this year’s Hall of Fame, and I’m very happy to induct him. Let's take a look at this man's storied career! ![]() The opening chords of "Lithium" - Nirvana play, as slow shots of eXponent hold up his arms in various stages of his career are shown. Gellar: ...AND NEEEEEEEEEW BQWA INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION, EXPONENT! ![]() I'm so happy... Mitchell Cole: The man who set a new standard for in-ring eXcellence... ![]() 'cause today I've found my friends Mitchell Cole: The man who put the International Championship on a new level... ![]() They're in my head Mitchell Cole: For many years, he touted his title's superiority over the World Heavyweight Title ![]() I'm so ugly Mitchell Cole: Until one day... ![]() But that's okay, cause so are you Mitchell Cole: ...he held all three major BQWA Championships. ![]() We broke our mirrors Mitchell Cole: An outspoken critic of many heroes and top names in his BQWA career. ![]() Sunday morning, is every day for all I care ![]() And I'm not scared Mitchell Cole: Love or hate the man... ![]() Light my candles, in a daze... Mitchell Cole: There is no doubt that he's earned it. ![]() 'Cause I found God! Yeeeeaaaaaaah yeah! Mitchell Cole: Please join me in welcoming EXPONENT into the 2010 class of the BQWA Hall of Fame! ![]() We cut back out to see a standing ovation from the crowd, Andy applauding along and speaking over the loud crowd. Andy Chills: Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to induct to the 2010 BQWA Hall of Fame, eXponent! ![]() "Mad World" - Gary Jules hits and eXponent makes his way out from the back in his usual in-ring demeanour but upon seeing the standing ovation, he starts to smile and even tear up just a little bit. He walks up and him and Andy wearily shake hands before hugging. eXpo takes the podium and waits for the crowd to quiet down. eXponent : I’ve been contemplating how to go about this for a while now, and I’m still not entirely sure. I could take you through the timeline of my career, going from MS Squared with Maxwell to Generation Now with Adam Edge and … whoever else was in there, to my solo run with some of my favorite opponents of all time, to now, but if you care at all that I’m going into the Hall of Fame, then you probably don’t care about a reminder of my career. Either you already know it, or you don’t care to know it. I could give you stories about my times traveling with the friends I made backstage, but I’d have to dig back a couple of years to think of any stories worth telling. And even those you may have heard. And if you haven’t heard them, I don’t want to take any material away from future “BQWA MYTHS AND LEGENDS” reports. I guess my only other option is to give shout outs to my friends, heroes, and otherwise that have made the biggest impact on my career. Before I do that, though, I want to address the very fact that I’m being inducted into the Hall of Fame. For a good chunk of my career, I very much did not want to be in the Hall of Fame – ever. Even in present day I hesitated before accepting this request; and part of my decision honestly may have come from the fact that it would have been extremely rude if I had denied it. The same thing occurred with the BQWA Title. For most of my singles run, I had no interest in being BQWA Champion. The side of my character which advocated that was very much a representation of reality. I truly only wanted the International Championship. I even turned down the opportunity to, uh, fight for the title on a few different occasions. Humble, right? Not quite. I didn’t want to be in the Hall of Fame, or wear the BQWA Championship, or head a stable for very selfish reasons. You see, everybody takes that path, and so it’s only natural that only a select few of those individuals are truly remembered. I’m not going to name names, but obviously some HOF members and former Champions will be more immortalized than others, if due only to the fact that such a large number of “legends” have taken such path, and only some are true standouts. Think of the alternative though. Think about if I had never won the BQWA Championship and had never been inducted into the BQWA Hall of Fame. I would be so unique that I would be forever remembered. The question of the “best BQWA wrestler to never win the world title” would only ever have one correct answer, as would the question of the “best BQWA wrestler to not be in the Hall of Fame.” Something changed though. I don’t know what. Perhaps it was the fear that I wouldn’t be remembered if I didn’t take the traditional path. Perhaps it was the apathy of my former desire. Perhaps it was the hesitancy to turn down such prestigious offers. Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps. I don’t know the answer, so I’ll leave it to you all to speculate. The fact is that I am here before you a former BQWA Champion, a former International Champion, a former Tag Team Champion, a former Custom Champion, I will always contend that I’m a former Women’s Champion, and now I am a BQWA Hall of Famer. My reasons are unknown; my emotions are mixed; my thankfulness is undeniable. I wanted you all to know where I am, because I know that over the years my state of mind has been quite debated among those who care. Now you’ve seen a small glimpse into how my thought process functions, and perhaps you can use that and try to figure out other parts of my perplexing career. Insight: done. Now, onto the clichéd, but necessary part of my speech. First of all, I have to thank Andy Chills. Obviously for the kind words that he said about me prior to me coming on stage, but for more than that as well. Undoubtedly my favorite opponent of all time, I’ve never had such a good time collaborating with somebody in order to put out the best product possible. Above any championship that I’ve ever held, the honor of our program being named the “Best Feud” will earn my pride. Furthermore, you’ve been the truest friend of mine in the back, always willing to look like an idiot for my sake, and always making me look like an idiot in the sincerest way possible. You’ll always have my back when the guys rag on you for being an ogre. Oh, and I’m also proud of having the “Match of the Year” with you … kind of. Adam Edge, people know that I’m crazy on-screen, but they forget that I used to be a lunatic backstage, legit. You taught me something that had to be taught the hard way: professionalism. You can’t get anywhere without it, and that’s why you get the second shout out. Talent is important, but nothing trumps responsibility, humility, and respect. Big Evil, we came in together, both into the company and into Skye Jones. Boom. It took us five years to finally work together, and I think it was some of the most creative stuff that you’ve ever come up with--and that’s saying a lot given your track record. You put together a situation where I could play on a completely different variation of the same character, and it allowed me to not only find a niche for myself on-screen, but off-screen as well. It’s pretty well documented that my anger festered at you becoming the boss of this company, but I can say without a doubt that nobody is better fit for the job. You’ve done a hell of a job, and I know that you will continue to do so for as long as you’re at the head. Harmony, always a kind smile, a listening ear, and a constructive critic. We never got to work with each other extensively, but your contributions backstage are endless. Johnny Karisma, you are what I consider to be my first real feud; the one where I found out how to act, and speak, and deliver any sort of promo. Not many people have seen both of our work, but I think those that are familiar with both can see that our styles are very similar, and they should know who came first. There would not be the eXponent that there is today if there had not been a Johnny Karisma. Maxwell Starbux, robviously. Not many people now that Maxwell pulled a few strings to get me into the company, so I would have continued watching from the outside if it weren’t for him. Max, you were a great opponent, an even better tag team partner, and I would not have wanted there to be speculation of me being gay with anybody more than with you. Colossus, you taught me to do this: “--" which was a big deal. You’ve been the yin to my yang, the white to my black, and, well, kind of the Jesus to my Satan, in a way. I sowed the seeds for a feud with you for so long, to the point where I don’t think we ever got to reap them properly. It’s a shame that my career is winding down, otherwise I would be praying for more. Never say never though, I suppose. I’m sure I’m missing people. And I’m sure you all probably zoned out, waiting for your name, and now you’re disappointed that I’m wrapping up my speech and you never heard it. I’m sorry. Instead of doing extensive “thank you”s, I dedicated a good chunk of my time to my mindset while being here, so blame my narcissism, not me. There are obviously tons of people who have helped me personally and professionally, and I only touched the surface of what has led to who I am today. To send this off, I’ll answer a question that I’ve been posing frequently: Who cares? Seeing you all here has made me realized: I care. I care about you all, I care about what I’ve put into this company, and I care about what I’ve gotten out of it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to sit down, start not caring again, and get ready to punt the optimism out of Chain’s being tomorrow night. Here’s my eXit. eXponent takes one of his signature poses on center stage as "Mad World" starts up again. The crowd rises to their feet for a standing ovation for eXponent. Slowly, it fades back out to "Feels Like Tonight" - Daughtry and all of the Hall of Fame inductees and inductors stand up. Atkie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR BQWA HALL OF FAME, CLASS OF 2010! We fade out on a thunderous standing ovation as confetti falls from the ceiling, and sparks and fireworks shoot out from the stage. BQWA |
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| Big Evil | Jul 2 2010, 12:39 AM Post #5 |
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Credits - Show Editor; Continuity; Atkie Segs; Opening Video; Harmony/Dean HoF Videos Writer: Big Evil - eXponent HoF Video Writer: Simon - Andy's Speech Writer: Andy - eXpo's Speech Writer: eXpo - Dean's Speech Writer: Dean - Storm's Speech Writer: Storm - Harmony's Speech Writer: Harmony - Plus' Speech Writer: A+ - Graphics Designer: Phen Thank you to everyone and a HUUUUUUUUUGE congratulations to the class of 2010! |
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| Big Tuna | Jul 2 2010, 12:57 AM Post #6 |
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Awesome work. I totally didn't notice this was an all-rudo HOF until it was mentioned tbh. Largely because Jason Webb is a huge joke, , and I wasn't here for Dolly's thing, so that's kind of like whatever. Like I never considered Big Evil to ever be a heel until recently, since I missed it, etc. Atkie ruled as usual. I had a lot of fun writing the two music videos I contributed. The best speech was hands down Jason Storm's. Absolutely fucking hilarious, and I legitimately lol'd several times. eXpo's and Andy's were also tops. Josh's was looooooooooong, but had a lot of real good stuff and funny shit in there. Congrats to all who got in, super fun show as always. |
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| Chain | Jul 2 2010, 08:39 AM Post #7 |
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Loved it. Shit like this is such gold. Deano, fuck yeah buddy. Storms speech fucking classic. Fuck, by the way I'm drunk as. This shit just spins me out, I don't know why but tghe dedication you guys have all put into it just puts me into shame. eXpo, I love you dude, that's all I can say and tops that you gave the shout out to Karisma. Harms, for real your feud with Skye just had me on the edge the whole time, top notch shit. I always read these and wonder, WHAT IF... JUST WHAT IF... my main man Chain makes the Hall of Fame... WHAT WOULD I SAY? Basically I've got nothing, Chain exists because of you mofos, me basically fedding is soley on Bigs, touched on by what Harms and Skye made great, with a little sprinkle of Midnite Raven, with a big dash of eXpo and Karisma, topping it off with a soon hall of famer Colossus. FUCK!!!!! add in the new fun of Simon Swinger, the Andy Chills fun, Halo, Murdoch. Fuck gogz too. You guys should all give yourselfs a shout out because Chain the lonely old janitor wouldn't be around if you guys didn't make such a fantastic product to start with. I dunno, maybe I'm just drunk as fuck but everyone ever associated with this fed made Chain, so basically if I ever had a chance of getting into the hall of fame... you dudes will all write the speech, as I am just here for the fun. errrrr make sense of that would ya
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| Chain | Jul 2 2010, 08:42 AM Post #8 |
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and for fucks sake Chain, Imma give a shout out to phenetic too. Much as I guess we disagreed on certain outside issues the dude was always as gold as fuck when it came to our feud. I gotta say, at first and thought fedding was stupid but you guys made me change my mind. |
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| Halo | Jul 3 2010, 06:23 PM Post #9 |
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I swear on my mothers non-existent grave that I wrote and sent you the Webb induction. Maybe my browser timed out or something but I really did write and PM it to you. Get at me on FB or something as to what you want me to do now. |
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| Big Evil | Jul 5 2010, 01:24 AM Post #10 |
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Haha it's all good bro, but I swear, in my PM box & in my Facebook inbox, I have no other input from you except saying that you would do it AND that you sent it, so idfk. It's all good though niggah |
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| The Southside Kid | Jul 5 2010, 12:33 PM Post #11 |
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Good show guys and I am happy and honored to be inducted in the Hall of Fame. When I first read Storm's speech I lol'd literally. That's why he's my tag partner. Congrats to my fellow inductees. Each of us has something to be proud of for all the time and effort we've put in this place. |
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9:16 AM Jul 11