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| Big Tuna | Jul 5 2012, 01:27 PM Post #121 |
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WWE Champion: John Cena, Since 9/18/2011 World Heavyweight Champion: Mark Henry, Since 9/18/2011 WWE U.S. Champion: Dolph Ziggler, Since 6/19/2011 - LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION CURRENTLY WWE Intercontinental Champion: Cody Rhodes, Since 8/12/2011 WWE Tag Team Champions: Air Boom, Since 8/22/2011 WWE Diva's Champion: Kelly Kelly, Since 6/20/2011 WWE NXT September 20th, 2011 Dayton, OH Percy Watson comes out to make his return too, and Korpela says he's now on NXT and teaming with Titus. He has lost the glasses but graces us with an OH YEAH. There are couches set up and he says this is Showtime, and brings out his friend Titus O'Neil. Titus puts him over and says he can't wait for them to work together, but he needs to win this season of NXT. JTG comes out and is now friends with Darren Young. JTG says they're the best tag team in NXT and says to stop hating. Titus yells at him to pull his damn pants up and buy a suit. D. Young challenges them to a match. Match #1: AJ vs. Maxine Very good match. These two just seem to click well and AJ hits the Shining Wizard to win. ** RAW REBOUND In the back, Maxine finds Hornswoggle. She says he wasn't here last week, but Titus made real sure to make sure AJ didn't get lonely. Hornswoggle is mad and storms off. She then shoves Bateman against a wall and makes out with him. Match #2: Yoshi Tatsu vs. Derrick Bateman w/ Tyson Kidd Good stuff. Bateman uses more submissions and points to Kidd and says he learned those from a REAL submission expert. Regal is offended at this, as it insults the submissions he taught to D-Bry. MY god, that would be the best tag match. Yoshi gets the kick and Kidd attacks for the DQ. **1/2 They beat down Yoshi and leave. In the back, Titus and AJ talk and Titus goes to leave for his match. AJ hugs him and Hornswoggle sees it, and is mad. Match #3: JTG/Darren Young vs. Titus O'Neil/Percy Watson This is good! I say it every week, but Titus' improvement is so awesome. The dude could barely wrestle a year ago, and he's not great or anything yet, but he gets better and better almost every week. He breaks out an awesome looking Chris Hero-style Dislocator on D. Young. Young again has the great corner bump, but he unfortunately pussies out at the end and merely hits a Gutbuster to win, instead of the Death by Roderick. **1/2 |
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| Big Tuna | Jul 5 2012, 02:44 PM Post #122 |
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WWE Champion: John Cena, Since 9/18/2011 World Heavyweight Champion: Mark Henry, Since 9/18/2011 WWE U.S. Champion: Dolph Ziggler, Since 6/19/2011 - LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION CURRENTLY WWE Intercontinental Champion: Cody Rhodes, Since 8/12/2011 WWE Tag Team Champions: Air Boom, Since 8/22/2011 WWE Diva's Champion: Kelly Kelly, Since 6/20/2011 WWE Smackdown September 23rd, 2011 Dayton, OH The roster is around the ring, and Johnny is in the ring to open the show. He says he previously said Triple H had no control, but after Monday, he admits he was wrong, and Triple H has everything under control. He introduces the NEW World Heavyweight Champion and everyone parts for MOK to get in. Awesome. MOK says it took him 15 years to get this title, and it's going to take him 15 years to lose it. Triple H comes out and offers his hand, but MOK rightly refuses. Christian comes out before H can speak. He says MOK is not worthy of being the face of Smackdown and after he chokes and loses to Orton at HIAC, he should get ONE MORE MATCH. Triple H says he's been thinking and Christian is right. He deserves one more match, and he can have it tonight against Mark Henry, and everyone around the ring will be there too, because it was going to be a Lumberjack Match! Match #1: Sheamus vs. Heath Slater Solid Sheamus showcase for 3 minutes. Celtic Cross gets the win. *3/4 Match #2: Wade Barrett vs. Justin Gabriel Another good Wade showcase. Wasteland ends it. ** In the back, Christian tries to get Khali on his side, but he understands no English. Match #3: Randy Orton vs. Cody Rhodes This is more of an angle than anything, but it was great for 3 minutes and a great angle. Orton is PISSED, and because he, at is core, is a psychopathic bully, he takes out his anger on someone who doesn't deserve it. Cody uses his mask once, so Orton takes it from him and hits Cody in his bare face with it for the DQ. ** Orton keeps on the attack with the mask and Cody gets busted open BAD. They mostly cut it out, but I remember pictures of it. Orton hits him with the RKO on the announce table. Match #4: Beth Phoenix/Natalya vs. AJ/Kaitlyn Another good 3 minute DOD showcase against AJ and Kaitlyn. *1/4 In the back, Christian gives Sheamus a potato to try and get him on his side. Sheamus says he loves a good potato and Christian leaves. Sheamus fucking bites into it like the Godless savage that he is, but he spits it out. He angrily says this is an Idaho potato, and he storms off. Amaz Match #5: The Great Khali vs. Jinder Mahal Khali squashes Jinder in 2 minutes. FUCK YOU JINDER. 45/poop Match #6: Daniel Bryan vs. Sin Cara This was decent for 3 minutes. Again, more of an angle. This is the original Sin Cara, but midway through, Hunicara comes from under the ring and knocks the original off the top. He then hits a kick from the apron and the Senton/Lionsault series to win. *3/4 Match #7: Air Boom vs. The Usos Solid 3-4 minutes. The Usos again look good, so I am forced to come to the conclusion that they no longer suck. Bourne is the best face in peril, Kofi does a few things, and Bourne gets back in to finish it with the Air Bourne. **1/4 RAW REBOUND Match #8: Mark Henry [c] vs. Christian [World Heavyweight Championship - Lumberjack Match] Best lumberjack match in forever due to the clash of characters. MOK doesn't give a fuck about the lumberjacks, but they stop Christian from cheating and what he's done for the last few months. Christian sort of is a babyface as a result, trying to deal with the size and power through experience and not cheating. They go to the floor AND MARK THROWS THE ENTIRE LOCKER ROOM OFF HOLY SHIT. Christian tries to bail, but Sheamus comes out and throws him back in. World's Strongest Slam ends it. **3/4 |
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| Big Tuna | Jul 5 2012, 03:57 PM Post #123 |
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WWE Champion: John Cena, Since 9/18/2011 World Heavyweight Champion: Mark Henry, Since 9/18/2011 WWE U.S. Champion: Dolph Ziggler, Since 6/19/2011 - LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION CURRENTLY WWE Intercontinental Champion: Cody Rhodes, Since 8/12/2011 WWE Tag Team Champions: Air Boom, Since 8/22/2011 WWE Diva's Champion: Kelly Kelly, Since 6/20/2011 WWE Raw September 26th, 2011 Kansas City, MO TONIGHT: Punk vs. ADR Triple H comes out to the ring to talk about the firing of Nash, Miz, and Truth and what not. He fines Mark Henry $250,000 and says nobody is bigger than the WWE. Ziggler and Vickie come out and they complain about Hugh Jackman coming on the show last week and causing him to lose to Zack Ryder. Triple H asks if he wants security for when the Muppets come on in a month. Cody Rhodes comes out and says he wants consequences for what Randy Orton did. Triple H says he should go break into Orton's house and beat him up if he wants revenge. Christian comes out and complains about the Lumberjack Match and H says he obviously can't run away in that kind of match and that's kind of the point. He cuts them all off. He books Christian vs. Sheamus at HIAC, Christian vs. Orton on SD, and Christian vs. Cena tonight. He then books Ziggler vs. Ryder tonight, and then says cody will defend his title in a battle royal next! Match #1: 10 Man Battle Royal [WWE Intercontinental Championship] This is solid enough. Most of the midcard is there. Sheamus seems like the obvious winner. Cody shoves Ted out and it gets down to Cody and Sheamus. Sheamus fights off Christian when he tries to pull him off the apron, but Cody then hits him with the mask to knock him to the floor and he retains the belt. ** In the back, Bowtunga talks to Johnny about Triple H's decisions and says superstars have been coming to him with complaints, since he has a Harvard law degree. Johnny says maybe he'll exert some of his influence. Match #2: Kelly Kelly/Eve vs. Beth Phoenix/Natalya This is only like 90 seconds and Beth beats Kelly with the Glam Slam. 3/4* MOK vs. Khali is supposed to happen, but Mark hits Khali with the belt and drops him with the World's Strongest Slam. Both CM Punk and ADR come out to do commentary. Match #3: John Cena vs. Christian This is a 3 minute nothing match. ADR comes in to attack Cena for the DQ. *3/4 Punk gets in to chase off ADR. Match #4: Dolph Ziggler [c] w/ Vickie Guerrero vs. Zack Ryder [WWE U.S. Championship] Another enjoyable 3 minutes. Swagger comes out to get Ryder with a low blow as Vickie distracts the ref, and Ziggler hits the Peace Zig for the win. ** Ziggler and Swagger shake hands now, and Air Boom comes out to save. They run them off, and Teddy Long comes out. He books a six man tag and tells Vickie to go find another man. Match #5: Air Boom/Zack Ryder vs. Dolph Ziggler/Jack Swagger Nobody is there when it starts. but after a few minutes, Vickie comes out with fucking Mason Ryan. Fuck life. This is good when he's not in there though. Mason gets in, but then attacks his teammates and Ryder pins Ziggler with the Rough Ryder. **1/4 Hype video for HIAC. In the back, Otunga talks to Christian, Dolph, and Cody and says he can cite OSHA here as this is an unsafe working environment. He says he doesn't know if a lawsuit is the way to go, but if it is, they need to stick together. They all agree that they're in. John Cena comes out to do commentary. Match #6: CM Punk vs. Alberto Del Rio Very good, not quite great. Oh well. Certainly had great individual moments and sequences. Good Punk comeback and finishing run. He moves away when ADR tries the cool takedown for the Cross Armbreaker, and hits the Roundhouse Kick for the win. **3/4 The cell lowers and Cena stops Ricardo from leaving. They double team Ricardo because babyfaces are assholes, but ADR wears out both men with chair shots in the Cell to end the show. |
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| Big Tuna | Jul 5 2012, 04:26 PM Post #124 |
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WWE Champion: John Cena, Since 9/18/2011 World Heavyweight Champion: Mark Henry, Since 9/18/2011 WWE U.S. Champion: Dolph Ziggler, Since 6/19/2011 - LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION CURRENTLY WWE Intercontinental Champion: Cody Rhodes, Since 8/12/2011 WWE Tag Team Champions: Air Boom, Since 8/22/2011 WWE Diva's Champion: Kelly Kelly, Since 6/20/2011 WWE NXT September 27th, 2011 St. Louis, MO JTG and Darren Young come out to open the show and say hello to all the haters of St. Louis. JTG says now that his man is hanging with the big homie JTG, it's a guarantee that he'll win this season. Hahahahahahahahha, if they only knew. D. Young says JTG is a tag team specialist. The Usos come out and say they're not a great tag team like them and then make fart sounds. He says they have great tag wrestling in their blood and they're future champions. JTG says he's gonna be real here. Someone yells SHAD WAS BETTER and JTG says to shut up, fool. JTG says he grew up watching and honestly, their ancestors were complete jokes. A-HA! The Usos then run them off. What the fuck? Why is JTG an actual good heel now? NXT, STOP WORKING YOUR MAGIC ON SHITTY WRESTLERS. Match #1: Yoshi Tatsu vs. Jinder Mahal Ugh. Jinder leeches off of Yoshi to steal some more points. Jinder gets to actually show what he can do with real time.......and he does nothing of interest. One of those classic cases of super bland developmental guys. Yoshi looks good once again, and Jinder wins with the Uncle Slam. Goddamnit. ** In the back, Hornswoggle has Titus read a letter to AJ. He says NXT can no longer satisfy his leprechaunian needs, as he is leaving for SD. Eternally yours, Hornswoggle. Titus thanks Swoggle for everything, and he leaves. AJ says she's on Smackdown too and is sad. Hornswoggle, you son of a bitch. Match #2: Tyson Kidd vs. Percy Watson Good Tyson performance. Percy is decent enough, but is a step behind the other rookies due to being at FCW instead of improving in NXT like the other three. Kidd has some great transition spots as always, and he ends up winning with the Moss Covered Three Handled Family Credenza and then the Springboard Flying Elbow to win. **1/4 Match #3: The Usos vs. Darren Young/JTG Another surprisingly decent match. That is the specialty of NXT for the last few months, as it is finally becoming a good C-show to fill the void left by ECW. Lacks a veteran anchor like Matt Hardy, Finlay, Christian, or Regal (full-time at least) or a prize to fight over though. Goes on a little long though. Jey Uso has a great hot tag. He has a Superkick worthy of his dad, and Jimmy then hits a Flying Splash to win. **1/4 |
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| Big Tuna | Jul 5 2012, 05:33 PM Post #125 |
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WWE Champion: John Cena, Since 9/18/2011 World Heavyweight Champion: Mark Henry, Since 9/18/2011 WWE U.S. Champion: Dolph Ziggler, Since 6/19/2011 - LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION CURRENTLY WWE Intercontinental Champion: Cody Rhodes, Since 8/12/2011 WWE Tag Team Champions: Air Boom, Since 8/22/2011 WWE Diva's Champion: Kelly Kelly, Since 6/20/2011 WWE Smackdown September 30th, 2011 St. Louis, MO Booker T brings out MOK for an interview. MOK refuses to shake his hand and Booker asks how it feels to finally hold the title. Mark asks if Booker thinks he's better than him because he held this 6 times. He tells him not to answer, because it don't matter. He says Orton will go into the Hall of Pain in 2 days and he's already mounted the heads of Big Show, Kane, and Jerry Lawler up in the hall. Booker asks why he's focused on hurting people when he could be a positive influence. MOK asks why he should play nice when nobody played nice to him. Booker asks what happens if Orton hits the RKO at HIAC and MOK says if he could hit it, he would have hit it already. Match #1: Mark Henry vs. The Great Khali Great MOK squash, yet again, due to the sheer visual of him destroying Khali like he's a normal guy. World's Strongest Slam ends it. ** Post-match, Henry breaks the leg with the chair Vader Bomb. In the back, Khali is being stretchered out, and Jinder yells at him. Match #2: Jack Swagger vs. Evan Bourne Both tag partners and Vickie are there. This is a fun 3 minutes before Dolph causes a distraction and Swagger puts on the Ankle Lock to win. ** Match #3: Sin Cara vs. Heath Slater This is the real Sin Cara, and he wins in under a minute with the Springboard Senton Bomb. 1/2* Hunicara comes out onto the stage and takes off the blue mask to reveal a black one. He says he will prove that he deserves to wear the Sin Cara mask this Sunday. RAW REBOUND! Match #4: Cody Rhodes [c] vs. Sheamus [WWE Intercontinental Championship] Good stuff. Only like 7 minutes so it wasn't great or anything, but it was perfectly enjoyable. When Cody is stalling, he yells at Booker to stop being biased. Christian comes out to attack Sheamus for the DQ before Sheamus can win. **3/4 after the bout, Christian dropped Sheamus with the Killswitch and said he cost him the World Heavyweight Title Match #5: Zack Ryder vs. JTG Solid showcase for Ryder. He gets the win with the Rough Ryder. Cole says it will be Ryder/Ziggler at HIAC. ** Hype video for HIAC. Match #6: Randy Orton vs. Christian This is their worst match, as it's more of a set up for booking then anything else. Plus, it's like their seventh match in 5 months, they had to eventually run out of stuff to do. They go to a double count out. **1/2 Orton brings him onto the announce table and sets up and RKO, but Cody Rhodes comes out to attack him! They double team him, but Sheamus runs out and he runs Christian off. He chases Christian through the crowd, and Orton gets back inside as Mark Henry comes out. They fight AND BAH GAWD, ORTON HITS THE RKO. |
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| Big Tuna | Jul 5 2012, 05:39 PM Post #126 |
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Kind of a nothing month. Top 10 Matches - September 2011: 1. William Regal vs. Darren Young, NXT (September 6th) 2. Randy Orton [c] vs. Mark Henry, Night of Champions (September 18th) 3. Air Boom [c] vs. Awesome Truth, Night of Champions (September 18th) 4. Tyson Kidd vs. Yoshi Tatsu, NXT (September 6th) 5. CM Punk vs. Triple H, Night of Champions (September 18th) 6. Mark Henry [c] vs. Christian, Smackdown (September 23rd) 7. Cody Rhodes [c] vs. Ted DiBiase, Night of Champions (September 18th) 8. CM Punk vs. Alberto Del Rio, Raw (September 26th) 9. Cody Rhodes [c] vs. Sheamus, Smackdown (September 30th) 10. JTG/Darren Young vs. Titus O'Neil/Percy Watson, NXT (September 20th) Wrestler of the Month: Evan Bourne - 13 Points Tag Team of the Month: Air Boom - 11 Points |
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| Big Tuna | Jul 5 2012, 08:41 PM Post #127 |
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WWE Champion: John Cena, Since 9/18/2011 World Heavyweight Champion: Mark Henry, Since 9/18/2011 WWE U.S. Champion: Dolph Ziggler, Since 6/19/2011 - LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION CURRENTLY WWE Intercontinental Champion: Cody Rhodes, Since 8/12/2011 WWE Tag Team Champions: Air Boom, Since 8/22/2011 WWE Diva's Champion: Kelly Kelly, Since 6/20/2011 ![]() WWE Hell in a Cell 2011 October 2nd, 2011 New Orleans, LA Before the first match, The Miz and R-Truth come through the crowd and sit in the front row, holding up tickets. Johnny and security come out and John has them kicked out for no real reason. Miz says they have tickets and they should kick out everyone if that's wrong, and they get ejected anyways. Match #1: Christian vs. Sheamus This sure happened. They continue to have no real chemistry. They do stuff and it's not really BAD, but it just isn't clicking at all. Typical Christian fare, with a lot of reversals and shit. Sheamus wins with the Brogue Kick. **1/2 In the back, Striker interviews MOK. SHUT UP. I KNOW XACTLY WHAT YOU GON SAY. AW MARK HENRY, YOU NEVER BEEN IN HELL IN A CELL. ITS A DIFFERENT TIME AND I DON' CARE WHERE IN DA WORLD I FACE RANDY ORTON. HELL IN A CELL OR IN A BACK ALLEY, RANDY ORTON IS GON' JOIN THE HALL OF PAIN. Match #2: Sin Cara vs. Sin Cara Let's call it Sin Cara Azul vs. Sin Cara Negro. This is a fun lucha showcase. Hunico is a fantastic bumper and the perfect guy to pair with Sin Cara. There's one or two miscommunications that gave this a bad rap, but there were way more moments of really cool stuff. Sin Cara Azul wins with the Cascading Yoshi Tonic. **1/2 Match #3: Air Boom [c] vs. Dolph Ziggler/Jack Swagger w/ Vickie Guerrero [WWE Tag Team Championship] This was great stuff. Classic Air Boom formula going on here, and Ziggler is great enough to actually help Bourne out so it's not a total one man show. Swagger does his stuff well enough too, I guess. Bourne has a great second hot tag at the end. They set up Bourne for a Superbomb, but Ziggler is tripped by Kofi on the floor, and Bourne counters into a Snap Frankensteiner for the win. *** Trailer for Inside Out again. Hype video for MOK/Orton. Match #4: Mark Henry [c] vs. Randy Orton [World Heavyweight Championship - HELL IN A CELL] This is even better than their last match. MOK adapts to the cell really well. The basic story is that if Orton can hit the RKO, it's over. That was a little thread in the last match, but now it's at the forefront. They use the cell better than any other HIAC match since this PPV became a thing, as Orton uses it to escape the WSS on the floor. Orton eventually hits the RKO, BUT MARK EASILY KICKS OUT! Orton goes for the punt, but MOK catches him running and hits the World's Strongest Slam to win. *** The Cell is raised and Mark tries to break the leg, but Orton moves. He then drives Mark to the back with chair shots. God fucking damnit. Can't have Orton looking weak. Cody Rhodes comes out with a black bag. He gets on the mic and says there is something here that belongs in a bag like this, and he drops the IC Title into the bag! He pulls out the old 1985 - 1997 IC Title out and says this is the belt worn by the greats like Bret Hart, Ricky Steamboat, Randy Savage, and Steve Austin, and he will wear it with more dignity and be a better IC Champion than any of them. Hard not to be a better IC Champion than Steve Austin. Johnny comes out and says Triple H has asked him to announce that Cody will defend the belt right now, and Morrison comes out. Match #5: Cody Rhodes [c] vs. John Morrison [WWE Intercontinental Championship] Cody is in dress pants, and Booker keeps shitting on his attitude. Solid 7 minutes, they work well together. Morrison misses the Flying Chuck and Cody gets an Oklahoma Roll for the clean win. **3/4 BE A STAR. In the back, Awesome Truth has snuck in and laid out Air Boom and security is taking them out. Triple H yells at Johnny for not getting cops like he asked for and relying on security guys and says if it happens again, it's his ass. March #6: Kelly Kelly [c] vs. Beth Phoenix [WWE Divas Championship] Their seconds are also there again. This is good once more. Beth FINALLY wins the belt with the Glam Slam. **1/4 Hype video for the main event. Match #7: John Cena [c] vs. CM Punk vs. Alberto Del Rio [WWE Championship - HELL IN A CELL] They could have done this without 25 minutes and it would have been more concise and tight, but it was still mostly great. ADR vs. Cena is still a pairing with negative chemistry, but Punk vs. ADR was great and Punk vs. Cena was really really really fucking great. Good nearfalls, etc. Ricardo manages to unlock the cage, and he hands ADR a pipe outside of it. Cena goes after him, and ADR hits him in the gut with it, AND LOCKS CENA OUTSIDE THE CELL! He then hits Punk twice in the head with the pipe to win the belt. **3/4 The cage is raised and Cena gets in to go after ADR, BUT AWESOME TRUTH COME BACK OVER THE RAILING AND INTO THE RING! THE CELL IS LOWERED DOWN, AND THEY ATTACK ALL THREE MEN! The locker room, Johnny, and Triple H come out and try to break down the cage, but they can't do it. Triple H yells to raise the cage, but it doesn't happen and the police come out with bolt cutters. They get in, and Miz and Truth immediately surrender and they are handcuffed. They get led to the back, AND TRIPLE H ATTACKS THEM! FUCK YEAH! WAIT, WHAT?! THIS IS AWESOME. Triple H is also pulled away and shoves Johnny down as Miz and Truth are led out. |
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| Big Tuna | Jul 9 2012, 12:11 AM Post #128 |
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WWE Champion: Alberto Del Rio, Since 10/2/2011 World Heavyweight Champion: Mark Henry, Since 9/18/2011 WWE U.S. Champion: Dolph Ziggler, Since 6/19/2011 - LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION CURRENTLY WWE Intercontinental Champion: Cody Rhodes, Since 8/12/2011 WWE Tag Team Champions: Air Boom, Since 8/22/2011 WWE Diva's Champion: Beth Phoenix, Since 10/2/2011 WWE Raw October 3rd, 2011 Lafayette, LA TONIGHT: Cena/Punk/Sheamus/Air Boom/Mason Ryan vs. ADR/Christian/Ziggler/Swagger/Cody/Otunga Match #1: Randy Orton vs. Drew McIntyre They get 5 minutes and Drew gets to show off a little before Orton makes his comeback. They have a solid little finishing run and Orton counters the Future Shock into the RKO. **1/4 He hits a second RKO, and MOK comes out. They get pulled apart. In the back, Johnny has a meeting with Camp Vickie, Christian, Cody, ADR, and Otunga. They all agree about what they have to do tonight and Johnny asks Otunga if he's responsible for Miz and Truth suing WWE. Otunga says it doesn't matter and asks what Triple H will do about these complaints. Johnny says he'll talk to him about the complaints and that's all he can do, and Vickie says they should make their case to the fans. SMACKDOWN: BIG SHOW RETURNS! Match #2: Mark Henry vs. John Morrison Fantastic squash for 2 minutes. Morrison tries some flippy dos, but he cannot contend with Mark. World's Strongest Slam ends it. ** Mark gets on the mic and he says he's done with Randy Orton, and Big Show's return would be the shortest in WWE history. ADR, Christian, Cody, Otunga, and Camp Vickie come out to the ring and ADR gets on the mic. He says Miz and Truth had no right to attack him last night, and he shouldn't be attacked by random thugs from the crowd as the WWE Champion. Christian says Raw is not a safe place to work anymore, and Triple H is ruining all of the WWE. They say they won't take it anymore and everyone else nods. Otunga says they have been contemplating legal action. Triple H comes out and says he remembers when he was coming up, hell, when the people in this ring were coming into the WWE, this was a place where people handled their problems in the ring by fighting like men. He says they have a match tonight, and he doesn't want them to whine or cry about it or sue their opponents, but he wants them to do their job, and fight in a wrestling match like men. Match #3: Beth Phoenix/Natalya vs. Kelly Kelly/Eve This is 30 seconds before Kelly has her hilarious fake mad freakout for a DQ. 1/4* Really really fucking funny seeing her scream and try to be a badass. In the back, Johnny talks to Triple H and says maybe he should have a public address for the talent to vote on how he's doing. H says he's not afraid and says he's more afraid of someone undermining him or being too stupid and incompetent to do a job right. He tells him to get the roster to the ring at the end of the show and he'll have that vote. Match #4: Santino Marella vs. Jinder Mahal COBRA. The end. 1/2* BRODUS IS COMING. They replay the ending of HIAC. Match #5: John Cena/CM Punk/Sheamus/Air Boom/Mason Ryan vs. Alberto Del Rio/Christian/Cody Rhodes/Dolph Ziggler/Cody Rhodes/David Otunga w/ Vickie Guerrero This gets about 20 minutes and is a really fucking fun and great match. Super fast pace from everyone, and it felt like the best possible lay out so that everyone was used to their full abilities and skills. Cena and Sheamus mostly did energetic hot tags, Ziggler took a ton of bumps, Bourne was the long face in peril, and Otunga and Mason were essentially just warm bodies. Only flaw is Kofi, but whatever. ADR, Cody, and Swagger are all young heels with potential but only like 3-5 moves they do super well, and this allowed them to do that while Christian and Ziggler had longer segments during the control periods. SHAKY CAM BECAUSE OF THE CROWD! Sheamus gets the final hot tag and everyone goes nuts with finishers. Sheamus beats Ziggler with the Brogue Kick for the win. ***1/2 The roster is around the ring to end the show, and Triple H comes out. H says anyone who wants the mic to address him can get one. He admits this job is harder than he thought it would be, and he didn't ask for it and says there has been a learning curve, but he thinks he's gotten the hang of it lately. He gives the speech about how they are accountable to the WWE UNIVERSE~ and he does what he does for them. Wade interrupts first and says he's been selected by his side of the ring to speak up. He says H has created an unsafe working environment and they all came to WWE because they're competitors and professionals and they adhere to rules and regulations, and that doesn't include being attacked by invaders in the parking lot or the back and it's not fair that they suffer because he is not capable. He says the reason for this is Triple H, and says he's out of control. Triple H says a year and a half ago, he led 7 invaders to destroy the roster and the set and all that, asks if Wade is only mad because this chaos isn't caused by him. Mike Chioda speaks up and says they've never faced this kind of abuse and asks how they're supposed to get any respect. H says he fired the attackers and Chioda says those guys got back in and attacked them and he didn't do anything to Ricardo after he hit Chad Patton in the main event last night, and says he's afraid to come to work. Beth says they're girls and says the chaos has led them to fear for their safety, accidental or intentional. H asks to name one thing that's happened to them. Lawler gets on the mic and says he's only speaking for himself. He says he's heard everything and says he agrees with some of it and disagrees with some of it too. He says this show IS spiraling out of control and he knows Raw's always been volatile, but not like this, and it's become hazardous. He says he doesn't blame Triple H and he thinks CM Punk is right and there's someone behind all of this to sabotage him. Problem is that everyone BUT Triple H is paying the price for it, because someone doesn't want him in charge. He says with Triple H in charge, things will only get worse, so in a way, he is behind this. Christian calls for a vote right now and says he and his colleagues vote "no confidence" and they walk out. The referees vote the same way, as do the Divas. Lawler says no confidence too and says actions speak louder than words, so he's going to reluctantly walk out. Fuck you, Lawler. Jerry leaves first. The Otunga clients leave next, and then Titus, Zeke, and Sin Cara Azul leave. The Divas walk off next, and then the heels of NXT and Superstars leave. The Smackdown heels of MOK, Wade, Sin Cara Negro, Jinder, Slater, D. Young, and Bateman also leave. The lower card faces like Zack Ryder, JoMo, A-Ri, Air Boom are all that's left. Air Boom leaves first, and then Ryder and then Riley and the roster is all gone, of people who came out. Which is fair not to put heat on the top pushed guys like Cena, Punk, Orton, and Sheamus. Cole has been gone for a while too, and it's just JR and Booker T. Something about Triple H relying now on Booker T and JR to keep his job is FANTASTIC. AND BOOKER T THROWS DOWN HIS HEADSET, SHAKES HIS HEAD, AND WALKS OUT. Justin Roberts and ringside photographers and cable runners and the timekeeper all follow Booker. IT'S JUST TRIPLE H AND JIM ROSS. THIS IS SO FUCKING INCREDIBLE. BUT THE CAMERAMAN DROPS HIS CAMERA ON THE APRON AND ALSO WALKS OUT! ATTENTION TO DETAIL! FUCK YEAH! JR GETS UP AND SHAKES HIS HEAD, SAYS HE'S SORRY, AND JR WALKS OUT LAST. Triple H is alone in the ring now, and Johnny comes onto the stage and looks at H before also walking out. H looks at the crowd and shakes his head before the show ends. One of the best WWE angles of all time. I FUCKING SAID IT. 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| Big Tuna | Jul 9 2012, 01:00 AM Post #129 |
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WWE Champion: Alberto Del Rio, Since 10/2/2011 World Heavyweight Champion: Mark Henry, Since 9/18/2011 WWE U.S. Champion: Dolph Ziggler, Since 6/19/2011 - LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION CURRENTLY WWE Intercontinental Champion: Cody Rhodes, Since 8/12/2011 WWE Tag Team Champions: Air Boom, Since 8/22/2011 WWE Diva's Champion: Beth Phoenix, Since 10/2/2011 WWE NXT October 4th, 2011 Biloxi, MS Curt Hawkins and Tyler Reks are on NXT now. He says it feels good to have a live mic and says Raw is a mess, and NXT is a mess, and they're taking advantage to invade NXT for some camera time. Reks says they hate Triple H and says he gives 2nd gen guys like the Usos opportunities left and right and they've squandered all of them. Reks says they've never been given shots or wasted them. Which is a total falsehood, Hawkins has been here for 4 years. The Usos come out and says they're disrespecting everything and they've earned the right to be here, but they haven't. They then fight. Match #1: Titus O'Neil vs. Derrick Bateman w/ Maxine Good stuff, once again, but only like 3 minutes. Maxine causes a distraction and Derrick wins with the Headlock Driver. ** RAW REBOUND! In the back, Yoshi is mocked by JTG about his makeup. He blows them off and says it is a symbol of pride. He goes to his table, but his stuff is gone and someone's written CHYEAH on his mirror with lipstick. So JTG carries around lipstick. The more you know. Match #2: Yoshi Tatsu vs. JTG w/ Darren Young Yoshi does what he can. JTG is worthless, and Yoshi wins with the Roundhouse Kick. ** Match #3: Daniel Bryan vs. Heath Slater Wait, what? This is an awesome 7 minutes. Regal is perfect here, expressing remorse over having to walk out on Triple H, getting the main storyline over, and relating it to the match at points. Danielson wins with the Regal Stretch, and Regal sounds so incredibly proud. Fuck yeah. **3/4 Match #4: The Usos vs. Curt Hawkins/Tyler Reks Thankfully this is only like 4 minutes. I like the Usos now and Hawkins is inoffensive. Reks is still the worst. Hawkins wins with a really shitty Flying Elbow. *3/4 |
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| Big Tuna | Jul 9 2012, 05:19 PM Post #130 |
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WWE Champion: Alberto Del Rio, Since 10/2/2011 World Heavyweight Champion: Mark Henry, Since 9/18/2011 WWE U.S. Champion: Dolph Ziggler, Since 6/19/2011 - LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION CURRENTLY WWE Intercontinental Champion: Cody Rhodes, Since 8/12/2011 WWE Tag Team Champions: Air Boom, Since 8/22/2011 WWE Diva's Champion: Beth Phoenix, Since 10/2/2011 WWE Smackdown October 7th, 2011 Biloxi, MS featured an opening backstage segment with Teddy Long on the phone with Triple H; moments later, Zack Ryder walked in, with Long telling him Triple H left Smackdown in his hands included an in-ring segment with Vickie Guerrero, alongside Christian, Wade Barrett, David Otunga, WWE IC Champion Cody Rhodes, and WWE US Champion Dolph Ziggler in which Christian and Ziggler spoke of their resoning for walking out; Otunga followed by saying Triple H's actions had led to an unsafe work environment, then adding they would walk out of Smackdown, live events, and pay-per-views if Triple H didn't step down on Monday; Barrett followed by saying Triple H needs to have a good long hard look at himself in the mirror, realize everything is his fault, and step down as COO; Rhodes then took the mic and said Triple H's head was so big, a paper bag couldn't cover it; Swagger then took the mic and told the crowd to show some respect for WWE World Champion Alberto Del Rio, who then joined the others in the ring, and said he inspired everyone else on Raw to walk out and they would never go back until Triple H steps down; Long eventually interrupted and said if they kept talking, the audience would walk out next; he then said Christian & Rhodes would face Sheamus & Randy Orton in the main event and Del Rio would be in action next against Sin Cara; Del Rio responded by saying he was the greatest Mexican wrestler Match #1: Alberto Del Rio vs. Sin Cara Decent 3 minutes. Jujigatame ends it. *3/4 In the back, Striker interviews Air Boom. Kofi says it's not Triple H's fault, but bad things would keep happening until he stopped running Raw. Air Boom comes out for their match, and JackDolph jumps them from behind. Bourne gets the Peace Zig on the floor, and they throw a hurt Kofi in to start it. Match #2: Air Boom vs. Dolph Ziggler/Jack Swagger w/ Vickie Guerrero Only 3 minutes due to the angle, but it sets up another great match probably. Bourne gets a hot tag and then Jackie Swagger beats him with the Doctor Bomb. *3/4 BE A STAR. Match #3: Beth Phoenix vs. Alicia Fox 30 seconds and the Glam Slam ends it. Oh well. 1/4* A recap airs of MOK/Show at MITB to hype up Show's return tonight. featured an in-ring promo by the Big Show, wearing a "WMD" T-shirt, in which he reviewed footage of him being attacked by World Heavyweight Champion Mark Henry at Money in the Bank; an emotional Show went on to say he couldn't do simple things because of the broken ankle he sustained from Henry; Show went on to say he watched the footage time and time again while he was out and he would make Henry pay for it, then adding he would punch him in the face until he was unrecognizable; moments later, Show told Henry to give him a chance to face him in the ring for the title; Henry eventually walked out, bragged about taking out Kane, ending Vladimir Kozlov's career, injuring Jerry Lawler, and taking the title from Orton; Henry then said Show hadn't beaten anyone to deserve a match with him and would let him know whether he would ever get a title match; Show responded by saying if he didn't get the answer he wanted, tonight, he would break Henry's ankle In the back, Striker interviews Orton and asks why he wasn't part of the vote on Monday. Orton says he doesn't work well in a group and he has no problem with Triple H, but he also doesn't really care. He says he'll go through the entire roster for another title shot and says he doesn't like Sheamus, but he likes winning more. Match #4: Ezekiel Jackson vs. Jinder Mahal 90 seconds and Zeke wins with the Torture Rack. 1/2* Hornswoggle comes out and he and Booker do Spinaroonis. Horrible. Match #5: Randy Orton/Sheamus vs. Christian/Cody Rhodes Solid house show main event tag. Nobody puts in a ton of effort, but nobody is awful either. Orton beats Cody with the RKO, of course. **1/2 included a closing in-ring promo by Henry in which he said he wouldn't give Show a title shot; Show then ran out and pummeled Henry in the corner, then threw security guards out of the way before taking Henry down with a spear; moments later, Henry left the ring and watched as Show assaulted the security guards, taking out the last one with a punch to the face; Henry shouted "No!" at Show and held up his title belt; Show then ran down the aisle, decked Henry from behind, and the two fought until Show put Henry through the announce table with a chokeslam; moments later, Long walked out and said Show could have his title shot but not if he broke Henry's ankle as he had planned; Show then walked over to Henry, took the steel chair from his ankle, and leveled him with a chairshot to the back Edited by Big Tuna, Jul 9 2012, 05:20 PM.
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| Big Tuna | Jul 9 2012, 07:22 PM Post #131 |
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WWE Champion: Alberto Del Rio, Since 10/2/2011 World Heavyweight Champion: Mark Henry, Since 9/18/2011 WWE U.S. Champion: Dolph Ziggler, Since 6/19/2011 - LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION CURRENTLY WWE Intercontinental Champion: Cody Rhodes, Since 8/12/2011 WWE Tag Team Champions: Air Boom, Since 8/22/2011 WWE Diva's Champion: Beth Phoenix, Since 10/2/2011 WWE Raw October 10th, 2011 Oklahoma City, OK Nobody is at commentary, but the cameramen are clearly there, so H made a deal with them, I guess. Triple H comes out and says at least the crowd showed up. He says he hasn't seen most of the roster in the back, since they're picketing in the parking lot. He says they have their gear, but they won't work unless he steps down from COO. He then takes off his jacket and calls them all out to fight and says he could get a better match out of a broomstick than he could from most of them. Heeeeeeeey, that's not good. You're an authority figure now, you no longer have any justification to bury the roster so you can be the coolest guy in the room. You've been doing so so so well at this, compared to other stuff, no reason to fuck it up now. John Cena comes out now and says every one of the 55 wrestlers in the parking lot tried to talk to him, and Triple H hasn't said anything to him. He says he's never really gotten along with anyone who's run Raw, from Bischoff to Coach to Regal to MIKE FUCKING ADAMLE SHIT YEAH to the computer, etc. He says RAWR is his home and he's not leaving. Sheamus comes out and is a total fucking goon about it and thanks Triple H for beating the shit out of him and says he won't sit out with all those losers. CM Punk then comes out and says this is all ridiculous, and he says he feels a little responsible for encouraging people to make changes, but he did it with a lot more guts than a strike in the parking lot, and wrestling is all about chaos. Triple H says they can run a show with this and books Cena vs. Sheamus with himself as the ref. He asks Punk to do commentary and Punk is so fucking happy. He asks him to do announcing too, and says he gets double pay, so Punk is on it. This seems like they're having the fucking time of their lives and it makes everything so much fun. Match #1: John Cena vs. Sheamus [Special Referee: Triple H] This is all of a minute before Vince comes out to end it. ![]() BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Vince wants to talk to Triple H and they leave the ring. Vince says he loves his style of management, it's what he likes from his General Managers, but with only 3 wrestlers on his roster, the board has relieved him of running Raw and he will stay on as COO. He says an interim GM has been appointed who is not a McMahon and introduces BIG JOHNNY as the new GM. SO DISAPPOINTING. This was a really fun 30 minutes they got out of the walk-out, and they were capable of stretching this for at least week, if not until a PPV. You can't do it with 3-4 guys, but get like 10-15, which out of the 60 that they mentioned, is pretty solid. Some babyfaces, maybe a heel or two who's kind of a loner or a veteran guy who refuses to leave. Give a rub to a young babyface off of it, set up some really unique matches as a result. Of course, I can understand why they didn't do that. They have to deliver two big shows a week and two B-level TV shows too, and build to a PPV, etc. But this is going to RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULE if I make it to 2011-12 WCW. Probably in early 2012, so I have more time to play with it instead of worrying about Starrcade build. In the back, Johnny welcomes everyone back inside. Morrison mocks him so Ace says he has a match right now. JR, Lawler, and Cole return to do commentary. Match #2: John Morrison vs. Christian w/ Cody Rhodes, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, & Vickie Guerrero This is all of a minute too before Christian wins with the Spear. * Dolph, Swagger, and Cody hit JoMo with their finishers post-match. TONIGHT: Punk vs. ADR In the back, Triple H glares at Johnny and he says he never asked for this. H asks if he ever tried to pick up his teeth with broken fingers. Fuck yeah? Sort of. Match #3: Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton This is all of 5 minutes. It's MOK in 2011, so he looks great. Cody Rhodes comes out and attacks Orton for the DQ. ** Cody hits the Cross Rhodes and puts the bag on Orton's head. He says if you cut the head off of a viper, all the venom leaves with it. Fuck yeah. Match #4: Kelly Kelly/Eve vs. Tamina/Rosa Mendes Fart. Clam dick John Laurinaitis comes out and books Cena/ADR for the WWE Title at Vengeance, and then fires JR. Of course. UGH. Match #5: Air Boom/Mason Ryan vs. Dolph Ziggler/Jack Swagger/David Otunga w/ Vickie Guerrero Mostly good stuff for the 5 minutes it went, due to Dolph and Bourne. Horribly, Mason Ryan pins Ziggler. ** BRODUS. Trailer for the new horrible Cena movie. CM Punk vs. ADR happens for about 3 minutes and is a whole lot of nothing, and then Johnny comes out. He stops the match and says they will now be tag team partners against these two men, who he has just re-signed, and Awesome Truth comes out! Match #6: Awesome Truth vs. CM Punk/Alberto Del Rio This is generally solid, but nothing spectacular. Punk accidentally hits ADR on the apron, and ADR walks on the match as a result. Awesome Truth then gets DQ'd for refusing to stop double teaming after the count of 5 in the corner. **1/4 Triple H runs out to save, and he and Punk run them off. In the back, Johnny talks to Bowtunga and suggests Triple H/CM Punk vs. Awesome Truth at Vengeance. |
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| Big Tuna | Jul 9 2012, 09:32 PM Post #132 |
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WWE Champion: Alberto Del Rio, Since 10/2/2011 World Heavyweight Champion: Mark Henry, Since 9/18/2011 WWE U.S. Champion: Dolph Ziggler, Since 6/19/2011 - LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION CURRENTLY WWE Intercontinental Champion: Cody Rhodes, Since 8/12/2011 WWE Tag Team Champions: Air Boom, Since 8/22/2011 WWE Diva's Champion: Beth Phoenix, Since 10/2/2011 WWE Smackdown October 14th, 2011 Dallas, TX - featured an opening segment with Teddy Long and John Laurinaitis at the entrance stage in which Long noted the episode would move Smackdown into the second longest running show of all time, behind only Raw; Larinaitis then said he was thrilled to be there, as the interim GM of Raw and executive vice president of talent relations; the two then announced a battle royal would be held, with the winner getting a title shot of his choice later in the show Match #1: 41 Man Battle Royal This takes a little bit to get going, but once the dead weight is out, guys really get to shine a lot. Everyone who doesn't have a title or isn't John Cena is in this. Shockingly, RYDER ELIMINATES ZIGGLER! YEAH! Trent takes the nutty bump elimination. Still only like a 7/10 on a Paul London scale. Sheamus eliminates like half of the guys in the final 10-15. Punk tosses Truth and then Miz tosses him out. Christian sneaks back in to toss Sheamus. Gets down to Orton and Miz, and Orton obviously wins. This is more of a well laid out fun match than a battle royal with any real great performances, despite lots of dudes who are good hanging in for a while. **3/4 Orton says he wants MOK and the WHT tonight. Match #2: Beth Phoenix vs. Kelly Kelly This is all of 90 seconds and Beth wins with the Glam Slam. 3/4* In the back, Sin Cara WALKS~, but Hunicara jumps him. He takes off the blue Sin Cara's mask, and takes his black one off and puts on the original before leaving with both masks. Match #3: Hunicara vs. Justin Gabriel Really fun spotfest, and it is a shame that it's only 90 seconds too. Hunicara wins with the Senton Bomb. *3/4 In the back, T'Lo and Zack talk to Air Boom. T'Lo says Bourne hasn't been cleared for injury after an injury on Raw, so Zack will replace him tonight. Match #4: Alberto Del Rio vs. Sheamus This is 3 minutes and gives me absolutely no hope for their upcoming match at MITB. Admittedly, Sheamus is better in 2012 than he was here, but ADR is worse, so that looks to be a wash. This is admittedly short, but shows how they don't really click at all. Christian comes out and crotches Sheamus up top. ADR then hits the Corner Enzuiguri for the win. *3/4 Christian gets in and hits Sheamus with the Spear before leaving. He then comes out and his a second Spear. Match #5: Zack Ryder/Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler/Jack Swagger Bourne and Vickie are both there at ringside. This now gets like 7-8 minutes. This lacks Bourne to carry the babyface side of things, although Ryder is still better than Kofi. Kofi sneaks in That Fucking Kick on Ziggler and Ryder gets the pin to win. **1/4 RAW REBOUND! In the back, Sheamus tells a bullshit Irish folktale. Match #6: Mark Henry [c] vs. Randy Orton [World Heavyweight Championship] Better than RAWR, but not better than their PPV stuff. You know the drill, MOK carries shit. Cody interferes again for the DQ. **1/2 Cody gets out another bag for Orton, but The Big Show runs out to make the save, and he runs off Cody. He then Chokeslams MOK to end the show. |
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| Big Tuna | Jul 10 2012, 01:13 PM Post #133 |
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WWE Champion: Alberto Del Rio, Since 10/2/2011 World Heavyweight Champion: Mark Henry, Since 9/18/2011 WWE U.S. Champion: Dolph Ziggler, Since 6/19/2011 - LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION CURRENTLY WWE Intercontinental Champion: Cody Rhodes, Since 8/12/2011 WWE Tag Team Champions: Air Boom, Since 8/22/2011 WWE Diva's Champion: Beth Phoenix, Since 10/2/2011 WWE Raw October 17th, 2011 Mexico City, Mexico included Michael Cole & Jerry Lawler on commentary; featured an opening in-ring promo by John Laurinaitis in which he noted Rey Mysterio Jr. would not be on hand, thus teasing the crowd, and said he would do everything in his power to do his job to the best of his ability; he then said he made a mistake in firing Jim Ross the previous week and introduced Ross, who he then asked to come into the ring; Laurinaitis hugged JR and said he brought him back but he would not be on commentary, then showing footage of Cole, WWE World Champion Alberto Del Rio, & Ricardo Rodriguez mocking JR during the commercial break the previous week; Laurinaitis then said JR and Cole should settle their differences, with Cole & ADR facing JR & John Cena; moments later, JR and Cole mocked each other Match #1: Mark Henry/Christian/Cody Rhodes vs. Randy Orton/Sheamus/John Morrison Awesome 8 minutes. This is mostly because they let MOK and Cody and Orton do the bulk of the work and they all work super well together. Morrison has a great hot tag and the finishing run is much fun. Morrison tries the Flying Chuck, but Mark Henry catches him and hits the World's Strongest Slam to win. *** BRODUS. Match #2: Natalya vs. Eve This happens. Cole randomly announces Eve/Beth for the belt at Vengeance. Eve wins with her shitty Moonsault. 3/4* In the back, Johnny is on his phone. The Bellas come in and suck up, and he thanks them for their contributions and says they are important. They leave and Ricardo and ADR come in. ADR protests this match, and Johnny says the winner can pick the stipulation for Vengeance. Match #3: CM Punk vs. The Miz Miz has Truth in his corner, but Punk has Triple H in his. This is again very good, but they don't seem to be capable of a great match in the year 2011. They had one in 2008, but I also suspect Miz was better in 2008-9 because on ECW, nobody tried to make him into an actual tough guy, and he got to be a smarmy cheating faggot, which he excels at. Half-way through, Johnny comes out with cops and says there's a customs issue and they take Triple H away. They do more stuff, and Punk is able to send Miz into Truth on the apron and he gets a roll up to win. **3/4 Awesome Truth beats down Punk post-match and Truth hits the Black Finisher. Miz then hits the Skull Crushing Finale. Ad for Cena's horrible movie. featured a backstage segment with Cena and JR talking about their upcoming match; following the segment, Cole took the mic to respond and said he was heading backstage to prepare to beat up JR in the ring and might even beat Cena; Cole then said his wife was Mexican, thus the crowd had to cheer him JackDolph comes out and Vickie says her team will challenge Air Boom for the Tag Titles at Vengeance. Dolph gets on the mic and says as the US Champion, he represents the greatest country in the world and said they were all lucky to get to see the All American American in action tonight. Swagger then led the Pledge to many boos. Ryder then comes out to interrupt. Match #4: Zack Ryder vs. Jack Swagger w/ Dolph Ziggler & Vickie Guerrero Ryder wins with the Rough Ryder in 30 seconds. 45/poop They both attack post-match, until Mason Ryan comes out to save, and he says he's facing Ziggler right now. Match #5: Dolph Ziggler [c] w/ Vickie Guerrero & Jack Swagger vs. Mason Ryan w/ Zack Ryder [WWE U.S. Championship] This absolutely happened. Ziggler does his best, and Mason can do nothing right. Vickie slaps Ryan, and he snaps and won't stop beating Dolph in the corner, so he is DQ'd. *1/2 Mason beats up Swagger and then throws Dolph out. Match #6: John Cena/Jim Ross vs. Alberto Del Rio/Michael Cole Total nothing match, obviously. Horribly this gets just as much time, if not a little more, than the trios match. Fuck life. Cena hits Cole with the FU and JR puts on the Ankle Lock to win. *1/4 Cena gets on the mic and says it will be a Last Man Standing Match at Vengeance. |
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| Big Tuna | Jul 10 2012, 02:23 PM Post #134 |
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WWE Champion: Alberto Del Rio, Since 10/2/2011 World Heavyweight Champion: Mark Henry, Since 9/18/2011 WWE U.S. Champion: Dolph Ziggler, Since 6/19/2011 - LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION CURRENTLY WWE Intercontinental Champion: Cody Rhodes, Since 8/12/2011 WWE Tag Team Champions: Air Boom, Since 8/22/2011 WWE Diva's Champion: Beth Phoenix, Since 10/2/2011 WWE Smackdown October 21st, 2011 Mexico City, Mexico TONIGHT: ADR vs. Show, Sin Cara vs. Sin Cara in a MASK VS MASK MATCH YEAH! featured an opening in-ring promo by WWE World Champion Alberto Del Rio, alongside Ricardo Rodriguez, in which he noted his last man standing match upcoming at Vengeance against John Cena; ADR then said he was scheduled to face the Big Show later in the show but that wasn't going to happen, then showing Cena's assault on him at the end of Raw to explain why; ADR went on to say it was his dream to compete for all the fans in Mexico, then went to leave before Teddy Long appeared and noted the physicians cleared ADR to compete and that he was trying to weasel his way out of the match; Long then polled the fans on whether they wanted to see the match, then telling ADR to get ready because it would take place as scheduled Match #1: Mark Henry vs. John Morrison Awesome 3 minutes. Total styles clash, and they played it up with Morrison only being able to do anything by going to the air. Of course, this was also his downfall, as he gets caught trying a Crossbody, and he hits the World's Strongest Slam to win. **1/4 ncluded a backstage segment with Vickie Guerrero and Christian in which Vickie suggested they start a business relationship, adding they could share embarassing stories about Edge; Long then walked in and said he would give Christian "one more match" Sunday at Vengeance against Sheamus, with Christian angrily walking off; moments later, Long said WWE US Champion Dolph Ziggler would defend against Zack Ryder at Vengeance, on top of his scheduled tag team title shot; Ryder then walked in and mocked Vickie, causing her to scream A hype video airs for the Mask vs. Mask match. Match #2: Wade Barrett vs. Daniel Bryan Awesome 4-5 minutes, since Danielson is a guy who gets the best out of Wade. Bumps around huge, and Wade has started laying in his strikes since Danielson isn't a pussy and can take it. Lots of awesome counters and Wade wins with the Wasteland. **1/2 Match #3: Sheamus/Zack Ryder vs. Christian/Dolph Ziggler w/ Vickie Guerrero Very very fun, but it's only 3 minutes. Sheamus ends up running Christian off to the back, leaving Dolph alone, and Sheamus hits the Brogue Kick to win. ** Sheamus celebrates up the ramp and Christian hits the Spear on the stage. Cody Rhodes comes out and says he didn't just humiliate Randy Orton for the last week, but he's exercised a long standing demon. He says it wasn't just from a scar on his head or an RKO last month, and asks if he's supposed to pretend that Randy didn't inflict serious emotional damage to him long ago. He says the Viper's venom has made him the way he is. He says his dad told them that man is basically good, but he learned under Orton that man is basically evil, twisted, and selfish. He says Orton used and abused him, and rewarded his loyalty with a kick to the skull. So when he finally got a bag of his own and got a chance to put it on Randy's head, it was a release. And their lives have intersected again, but this time, he's the champion. He's even smiling againm because Randy is an embarrassed megalomaniac with no new tricks. He calls Randy out to admit that he was wrong about him and that he got what was coming to him. Randy comes out and says his only mistake was letting Cody breathe after twice costing him the WWE Title. They brawl and Orton runs him off, and then one of the bag attendants gets an RKO. Match #4: Sin Cara vs. Hunicara [MASK VS. MASK] FUCK YEAH! Easily their best match yet, as Hunico gets an actual control seg and is great at it. Tearing at the mask, slapping Sin Cara around, being an amazing base, etc. Not quite great, but whatever. Sin Cara #1 wins with the full La Mistica, including the Fujiwara Armbar for the submission. **3/4 Hunicara refuses to unmask, but Sin Cara hits him with a Plancha, and takes off Hunicara's mask. BRODUS. Match #5: Alberto Del Rio vs. The Big Show This sure fucking happened. Still isn't great. Show goes for the Chokeslam, but Ricardo pulls ADR out for the DQ. *3/4 Show pulls them both in, and MOK comes out. All three heels get the KO Punch. God damnit. |
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| Big Tuna | Jul 11 2012, 02:44 PM Post #135 |
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WWE Champion: Alberto Del Rio, Since 10/2/2011 World Heavyweight Champion: Mark Henry, Since 9/18/2011 WWE U.S. Champion: Dolph Ziggler, Since 6/19/2011 - LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION CURRENTLY WWE Intercontinental Champion: Cody Rhodes, Since 8/12/2011 WWE Tag Team Champions: Air Boom, Since 8/22/2011 WWE Diva's Champion: Beth Phoenix, Since 10/2/2011 WWE VENGEANCE 2011 October 23rd, 2011 San Antonio, TX Match #1: Air Boom [c] vs. Dolph Ziggler/Jack Swagger w/ Vickie Guerrero [WWE Tag Team Championship] Well hey, this was great. Shocking development there. Ziggler has this insane Tim Donst style red, white, and blue singlet on. He takes lunatic bumps to carry Kofi, and then Bourne does his thing. Takes huge bumps as your face in peril, and Dolph carries Kofi through his hot tag and the finishing run. Dolph is hit with the Fucking Kick and then Air Bourne, and the champions retain. *** Match #2: Dolph Ziggler [c] vs. Zack Ryder [WWE U.S. Championship] This is only 6 minutes, but it is great. Lots of big bumps and strikes. Swagger comes back down to interfere and Ziggler wins with a sweet Superkick. **3/4 In the back, Punk and H talk. Typical tag partners who dislike each other. Match #3: Beth Phoenix [c] vs. Eve [WWE Divas Championship] Beth gets the best out of Eve for some 6-7 minutes before winning with the Glam Slam. Foregone conclusion, but not bad. ** In the back, Striker interviews Show and Show says MOK thought he ended his career, but he's not going to be a bust in the Hall of Pain. He says Mark took 15 years to win his first title, but it'll take three seconds to take it away and to watch the Hall of Pain crumble like a house of cards. Match #4: Sheamus vs. Christian This happens again. Same quality as last month, as they still don't click at all despite them both trying really hard and putting together sequences that should logically be great. But it's just not there. It's unexplainable, really. I really hope this doesn't become one of those H/Kane or H/Orton or Orton/Sheamus or Cena/Sheamus pairings where they keep trying to force a match year after year that just isn't going to be great. Sheamus wins with the Brogue Kick. **1/2 Hype video for the tag match. Match #5: Triple H/CM Punk vs. Awesome Truth Good stuff. Punk and Triple H is the weirdest super team ever. They do a great job making it seem like they really want nothing to do with each other. This is less of a great brawl as it maybe should be, given the feud, and more of a generally solid, but not great, formula tag. Good finishing run and Nash hits Triple H on the floor, and Punk is hit with a Black Finisher/Skull Crushing Finale combo to win. **3/4 Nash beats H into the ring and gives him the Jackknife. Triple H lands awkwardly on his shoulder and neck, and he is helped to the back. B A *. Match #6: Randy Orton vs. Cody Rhodes Good stuff, as one might expect from 2011 Orton and Cody. Great control seg from Cody, and I now notice how dead the crowd has been since the first 2-3 matches. Booker shits on Cody for using shortcuts. Lawler claims Cody has not won a match all year without the mask on. HEY, WHEN YOU'RE PUSHING A YOUNG HEEL, YOU HAVE TO GIVE THEM CREDIT EVERY NOW AND THEN. FUCK. Solid finishing run as usual, and Orton wins with the RKO. Cody came off looking almost like his equal, as opposed to being a cocky midcarder who can't hang, so he gained something in defeat. **3/4 SURVIVOR SERIES: THE ROCK RETURNS TO THE RING! Hype video for MOK/Show. Match #7: Mark Henry [c] vs. The Big Show [World Heavyweight Championship] Fuck, this was great. Mark has his awesome knee work at MITB, but it goes longer here and Show's selling of it is so much better here. Once he comes back, it turns into two evenly matches huge guys throwing bombs. The Chokeslam and WSS are kicked out of, and then Show hurls MOK off the top with a Chokeslam, but he still kicks out. Show then goes up, and MOK hits a Superplex, AND THE FUCKING RING BREAKS! SHIT YEAH! It obviously goes to a no contest then. *** ![]() Show is carried out, but MOK refuses the help and says he ain't need nobody. He tries to walk to the back, and stumbles a lot, but he does make his way to the back. Johnny comes out and says the main event will take place with the ring as is. Hype video for ADR/Cena. RISE ABOVE HAT debuts. Match #8: Alberto Del Rio [c] vs. John Cena [WWE Championship - Last Man Standing Match] I don't know if it's ADR being super great in gimmick matches compared to being otherwise average or if it was just the awesome atmosphere of the broken ring, but this was way greater than it had any right to be, given their last match and lack of chemistry. 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| Big Tuna | Jul 11 2012, 03:20 PM Post #136 |
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WWE Champion: Alberto Del Rio, Since 10/2/2011 World Heavyweight Champion: Mark Henry, Since 9/18/2011 WWE U.S. Champion: Dolph Ziggler, Since 6/19/2011 - LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION CURRENTLY WWE Intercontinental Champion: Cody Rhodes, Since 8/12/2011 WWE Tag Team Champions: Air Boom, Since 8/22/2011 WWE Diva's Champion: Beth Phoenix, Since 10/2/2011 WWE Raw October 24th, 2011 Austin, TX Hey, don't care about the opening segment. included an opening in-ring promo by Triple H in which he spoke about being taught years ago that you can make money or friends in wrestling, then adding he had a short list of friends that included Shawn Michaels, Sean Waltman, and Kevin Nash; Triple H then said, once he got into power, some friends took advantage of him for his position; Triple H went on to say Nash broke his heart the previous night and he would take it out on him, then demanding he come out then and there, adding he knew he was in the building; moments later, John Laurinaitis interrupted and said Nash was not in the building to his knowledge, with Triple H telling him to shut up and demanding he not step into the ring; Triple H then reminded Laurinaitis he works for him, ordering him to go find Nash and offer him a contract he can't refuse; as Triple H walked off and turned around to address Laurinaitis, Nash came from behind and struck Triple H in the back with a sledgehammer; security then appeared to send Nash backstage; referees and medics then tended to Triple H at the entrance stage; Nash was then shown walking down the hallway, past David Otunga, Aksana, Teddy Long, and others; Triple H was then helped backstage where he quickly collapsed; after the commercial break, it was noted Triple H was on his way to a hospital; moments later, Nash threatened the medics at the ambulance, yanked Triple H on his backboard against a wall, and then struck him in the face with the sledgehammer Match #1: Randy Orton/Sheamus vs. Cody Rhodes/Christian Sheamus was really on his game here, and looked like the best guy in the match on offense. On the other hand, Orton and Christian both seem to be in house show mode. Cody is somewhere in the middle. Sheamus beats Cody with the Celtic Cross. **1/2 In the back, Johnny talks to Otunga and says this makes him look bad. Cena comes in and tells Carlton to leave. He tells Johnny to follow Zack Ryder on twitter, and then wants a match vs. Miz and Truth. He gives him them in a tag match tonight and says he's going to pick Cena's partner. Cena says as long as he's not carrying a skateboard, he should be fine. Match #2: Dolph Ziggler w/ Vickie Guerrero & Jack Swagger vs. Santino Marella This is 90 seconds and a solid Ziggler showcase. Swagger interferes and Dolph wins with the Peace Zig. *3/4 They both beat on Santino, and fucking Mason Ryan runs out to save. In the back, Ryder celebrates with the Bellas as he has been chosen to be Cena's partner. ADR comes out to give a victory speech. He says he's done with Cena and is moving on to other challengers, and CM Punk comes out. He says he's glad to hear that, because Del Rio has lost to him twice now, and he wants a title shot. ADR says Punk hasn't beaten anyone impressive lately and tells him to come back and ask again once he wins a match. Johnny comes out and says they both have good points, and he'll book the match if Punk tells him he respects him. Punk laughs and says I RESPECT YOU, FUNKMAN. Johnny says to try again and Punk says he respects how he has that same deer in the headlights look every week and has gotten so far in this business with so little talent. Johnny says he'll take a week to think about it, and Punk doesn't look suitable for a title shot right now. Punk then hits ADR with the high kick and hits Ricardo with the GTS. Match #3: Natalya vs. Alicia Fox Alicia is now randomly a babyface. She sucks though, and gets a fluke roll up to win. 1/2* Match #4: Wade Barrett vs. John Morrison This sure happened. They don't exactly mesh, and Morrison has stopped caring for the most part with a month left on his contract. They botch the finish, which would have been super cool had it hit perfectly. Wade theoretically catches Morrison trying the Flying Chuck and hits the Wasteland to win. ** included Cole taking the mic, standing on the commentary table, and showing embarrasing doctored photos of Jim Ross on the big screen in response to tweets between the two during the course of the show; Cole then challenged JR to the Michael Cole Challenge the following week, adding if he lost to Ross then he would quit UGH TWITTER TWITTER TWITTER TWITTER In the back, Ryder is jumped by Miz and Truth and laid out, so it is now a handicap match. Match #5: John Cena vs. Awesome Truth This is all of 4 minutes and pretty much a nothing match. Cena has Miz up for the FU, but Truth hits Cena with the LOADED WATER BOTTLE, AND THAT IS SOMEHOW A DQ. *3/4 They beat him down with the Black Finisher and Skull Crushing Finale, and then get chairs. Johnny comes out though and has security get them out. He then says Cena can pick his own partner to fight them at Survivor Series, and Cena says his partner will be THE ROCK! |
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| Big Tuna | Jul 11 2012, 07:06 PM Post #137 |
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WWE Champion: Alberto Del Rio, Since 10/2/2011 World Heavyweight Champion: Mark Henry, Since 9/18/2011 WWE U.S. Champion: Dolph Ziggler, Since 6/19/2011 - LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION CURRENTLY WWE Intercontinental Champion: Cody Rhodes, Since 8/12/2011 WWE Tag Team Champions: Air Boom, Since 8/22/2011 WWE Diva's Champion: Beth Phoenix, Since 10/2/2011 WWE Smackdown October 28th, 2011 Houston, TX featured an opening in-ring promo by Teddy Long in which he said the situation between the Big Show and World Heavyweight Champion Mark Henry would be addressed later in the show and that both men were in the building; Christian then interrupted and said Show had his chance and blew it, arguing he shouldn't get another title shot and that Christian should get it instead; Christian went on to say there was no one more deserving of a world title shot, with CM Punk walking out and Long explaining that he had arranged for some Raw talent to be on the show since Raw had been using Smackdown shows; Punk then said John Laurinaitis made Long look like FDR, then addressing Christian and said he was a big fan of his but he wasn't out to waste the fans' time by bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching; Christian responded by telling Punk to go back to Raw because he wasn't wanted on Smackdown, with Punk responding about 10,000 fans want to see him, they want to see him in a match, and they want to see him in a match with Christian; Long then made the match official Match #1: Air Boom vs. Awesome Truth Good stuff. Truth and Miz continually to be generally solid and Bourne does all the heavy lifting. Kofi is still horrible, and he gets beat after the Black Finisher Finale. **1/2 In the back, Danielson and Kidd argue over who was better between Bret and Shawn. Danielson has started teasing his heel turn by claiming Shawn Michaels is the greatest of all time. Love that subtlety. Santino tells them not to argue, and says they should settle it only in the ring, like Shawn and Bret did. That...what? That's not accurate at all. Goddamnit. In the back, Camp Vickie brags to T'Lo about how Ziggler beat Ryder and he says Teddy will have to try harder to keep him down, so Teddy books him vs. Orton tonight and bans the others from ringside. Aksana then shows up and wants to talk to him in his office, and T'Lo goes with her to make the fuck. RAW REBOUND Match #2: Wade Barrett vs. Trent Baretta Decent 2 minutes and Wade wins with the Wasteland. *1/2 Cody Rhodes comes out to do commentary. Match #3: Randy Orton vs. Dolph Ziggler This is great, but infuriating. It feels like someone in WWE is aware of WOTY points and is cheating by putting Orton vs. the best guys in the company and being one of the 5 or so guys who wrestle twice a week. Cody refuses to speak to Booker T. Obviously, the finishing run is great. RKO ends it. BOOOOOOOOOOO. *** In the back, Hunico is now dressed as a cholo and says his name is Hunico and he wants to take away from Sin Cara what was taken from him last week. Match #4: Daniel Bryan vs. Tyson Kidd Great two minutes and thirty seconds. Lots of cool stuff. Bryan wins with the LeBell Lock. ** RAW REBOUND #2. featured an in-ring promo by Show in which he discussed his match at Vengeance against Henry, noting the ring broke and he was feeling the effects of it; Show then noted he met with Long earlier in the day and there would be a rematch in the near future; moments later, Henry interrupted, saying he left with the title belt and was done with Show, adding there would be no rematches; Show then challenged Henry to a fight then and there, which Henry initially accepted but then backed down when he tweaked his back getting into the ring Match #5: CM Punk vs. Christian Good stuff. Not their best work, but neither is in the role that they are best suited for, so it's whatever. ADR comes out to interfere and crotched Punk up top, but Sheamus comes out to run them off. He trips Christian to even it out, and Punk later hits the GTS for the win. **3/4 |
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| Big Tuna | Jul 12 2012, 01:51 PM Post #138 |
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WWE Champion: Alberto Del Rio, Since 10/2/2011 World Heavyweight Champion: Mark Henry, Since 9/18/2011 WWE U.S. Champion: Dolph Ziggler, Since 6/19/2011 - LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION CURRENTLY WWE Intercontinental Champion: Cody Rhodes, Since 8/12/2011 WWE Tag Team Champions: Air Boom, Since 8/22/2011 WWE Diva's Champion: Beth Phoenix, Since 10/2/2011 WWE Raw October 31st, 2011 Atlanta, GA A pretape promo from The Rock opens the show. He says initially, his response to Cena wanting him as his partner was a resounding "HELL NO". He says Cena's been knocking on The Rock's door for years now, and was shocked when he finally opened the door to whoop that Fruity Pebble ass at WrestleMania. But that being said, he is and will forever be The People's Champion, and the people want him to take on The Miz and R-Truth, so he accepts. He says Cena shouldn't be so happy, because Cena would get a taste of what's waiting for him at WrestleMania. IF YOU SMELLALALALALALALALAU WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN. TONIGHT: Cena vs. Miz Johnny comes out and says CM Punk will get a title shot at Survivor Series if he can defeat Mark Henry right now. Match #1: CM Punk vs. Mark Henry This is only 2:30, so their great matches will have to wait until 2012. That being said, it was a great two and a half minutes. ADR and Ricardo come out, and ADR throws Ricardo in. Ricardo hits Mark Henry with his shoe to cause a DQ, so Punk does not win. ** Punk is mad and he throws Ricardo back in, and Mark kills him with the World's Strongest Slam. featured a segment at the entrance stage with Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy, with Vickie Guerrero and Jack Swagger interrupting and insulting the fact the Muppets were on their show; moments later, Piggy and Vickie argued until Santino Marella walked out and told Swagger he should be warming up to face him in the ring; Swagger replied by shutting Kermit's mouth shut and saying WWE US Champion Dolph Ziggler would be in his corner, with Marella replying Ziggler would have his own match against Zack Ryder; Kelly Kelly then walked out, dressed as a pirate, kissed Kermit - which angered Piggy, and went to the ring for her match Match #2: Divas Battle Royal This was 3 minutes of nothing and Eve wins. 1/4* In the back, Bunsen Honeydew gives Beeker a formula to give to Santino to make sure he wins. He runs off, but Christian stops him and pours it out. He calls him a nerd, and Sheamus comes over. Christian bails, and Sheamus straightens up Beeker's hair and says he can't make the family reunion and they hug. All worth it for this segment. Match #3: Air Boom vs. Cody Rhodes/Wade Barrett Very fun 6 minutes. Bourne guides everyone once again, and this is his last match for a month, since this is the start of him being a frustratingly huge moron and getting suspended for spice the first time. Great control seg from Cody, and then Bourne has a great hot tag. Wade beats him with the Wasteland. **1/2 For no real reason, Christian comes out and attacks Air Boom. Sheamus runs out to run off the heels and Cody gets the Brogue Kick. In the back, Punk goes into Johnny's office and throws out some lame insults, but Johnny says he can have his title match, as long as ADR agrees to give him one. BRODUS. Match #4: Alberto Del Rio vs. The Big Show This is their least shitty match yet, since it gets around 10 minutes, but it is still not great. ADR works the knee, which was a nice callback to the one match of theirs that he actually won. He bumps around well too. They have a cool finishing spot, despite it being poor booking. ADR tries the beautiful Quicksilver style Corner Enzuiguri, but Show intercepts with the KO Punch to win. They JUST started booking ADR as an actual threat too. Shame. **1/4 CM Punk comes out and sits down as ADR wakes up. He tells him to say yes to the match, or he's going to put on the Anaconda Vise until he says yes, or si, to his match. ADR says no, so Punk puts it on until ADR says yes. In the back, Jack and Dolph tie up Gonzo with his own arms, and they tell Fozzie to tell his friends to stick out. A trailer airs for the amazing Muppets movie. Match #5: Santino Marella vs. Jack Swagger w/ Vickie Guerrero It is not often that I say a 4 minute match was too long, so that is a rarity. But this was there for a Muppets comedy spot, and they didn't need more than 90 seconds for that. Beeker comes out and hands him the drink again, and Santino spits it in Swagger's eyes and hits the Cobra to win. *1/2 Match #6: Dolph Ziggler w/ Vickie Guerrero vs. Dolph Ziggler This is awesome, yet again. They get like 8 minutes and really get to have an actual match. Not quite great, but they are getting there. Ziggler takes huge bumps, and Ryder has a lot of energy. They tease a Dolph win after the ref restarts the match when his foot was on the bottom rope, but then Ryder blocks the Peace Zig and hits the Rough Ryder to win. **3/4 Recap of H/Nash. included a segment in which Michael Cole took the mic and said Jim Ross was out of action with intestinal issues, then questioning whether Ross would show up the next week to accept the challenge; moments later, Statler & Waldorf were shown watching in the skybox, and said there was nothing worse than listening to Cole; featured a backstage segment with John Morrison and Miss Piggy in which she fawned over his abs, with Morrison then bringing in Hornswoggle as his "available friend;" Hornswoggle then showed off his Miss Piggy tattoo before kissing her, with Piggy then karate chopping him and leaving; Kermit then appeared, with WWE IC Champion Cody Rhodes walking in and putting a tiny paper bag over his head Match #7: John Cena vs. The Miz This is a Cena/Miz match. A low level one. So, you know what you get. Cena wins with the STFU clean. LOL. ** Cena celebrates, and a fan in a Scream mask attacks him. Cena brings him into the ring and reveals that it's Truth and hits the FU. Hey, why does he even need The Rock? |
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| Big Tuna | Jul 12 2012, 02:05 PM Post #139 |
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Top 10 Matches - October 2011: 1. John Cena/CM Punk/Sheamus/Air Boom/Mason Ryan vs. Alberto Del Rio/Christian/Cody Rhodes/Dolph Ziggler/Cody Rhodes/David Otunga w/ Vickie Guerrero, Raw (October 3rd) 2. Mark Henry [c] vs. The Big Show, Vengeance (October 23rd) 3. Mark Henry [c] vs. Randy Orton, Hell in a Cell (October 2nd) 4. Alberto Del Rio [c] vs. John Cena, Vengeance (October 23rd) 5. Air Boom [c] vs. Dolph Ziggler/Jack Swagger, Vengeance (October 23rd) 6. Air Boom [c] vs. Dolph Ziggler/Jack Swagger, Hell in a Cell (October 2nd) 7. Mark Henry/Christian/Cody Rhodes vs. Randy Orton/Sheamus/John Morrison, Raw (October 17th) 8. Randy Orton vs. Dolph Ziggler, Smackdown (October 28th) 9. John Cena [c] vs. CM Punk vs. Alberto Del Rio, Hell in a Cell (October 2nd) 10. Cody Rhodes [c] vs. John Morrison, Hell in a Cell (October 2nd) Wrestler of the Month: Dolph Ziggler - 25 Points Tag Team of the Month: Air Boom - 19 Points |
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| Big Tuna | Jul 12 2012, 03:31 PM Post #140 |
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WWE Champion: Alberto Del Rio, Since 10/2/2011 World Heavyweight Champion: Mark Henry, Since 9/18/2011 WWE U.S. Champion: Dolph Ziggler, Since 6/19/2011 - LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION CURRENTLY WWE Intercontinental Champion: Cody Rhodes, Since 8/12/2011 WWE Tag Team Champions: Air Boom, Since 8/22/2011 WWE Diva's Champion: Beth Phoenix, Since 10/2/2011 WWE NXT November 2nd, 2011 Greenville, SC A recap video shows what we have missed while I don't download episodes without a decent looking match. Bateman proposed to Maxine, and she slapped him and then made out with him. I guess that's a yes. JTG opens the show and says hello to Hatersville, SC and makes a dated Fly Like a G6 reference. He introduces the newly engaged Derrick Bateman and Maxine! Maxine is now in her amazing gear. Bateman demands that they be called BetaMax. JTG hands Bateman a ring and he now gives her a ring and says he spent all his rookie money on this. They make out again, and Titus and Percy and AJ come out. A mixed trios match is made. Match #1: Tyson Kidd/Johnny Curtis vs. The Usos I'm glad Curtis is here, so we can move on to Sexual Predator Johnny Curtis. This is good stuff. Curtis isn't much compared to the others, but given how Titus and Bateman and Young have improved on this show, there's hope for him. The heels have good work on the knee, and yeah. Jey has an awesome hot tag and has started to throw those great throat thrusts like his dad too. He hits a Samoan Drop and Jimmy hits the Splash to win. **3/4 RAW REBOUND. Match #2: Kaitlyn vs. Tamina This occurred. Actually, it was good. Kaitlyn throws a great European Uppercut. She then wins with the Side Effect. *3/4 Match #3: Derrick Bateman/JTG/Maxine vs. Titus O'Neil/Percy Watson/AJ Good for the people involved. Maxine vs. AJ is the best pairing, along with Bateman/Titus. Titus beats Bateman with the Clash of the Titus. ** |
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