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Simon Watches CZW - 2007
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CZW Heavyweight Champion: Justice Pain, Since 12/11/2006
CZW Tag Team Champions: Onyx/Rainman, Since 12/11/2006
CZW Junior Heavyweight Champion: Jigsaw, Since 9/9/2006
CZW Iron Man Champion: LuFisto, Since 8/12/2006 - LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION CURRENTLY
CZW Ultraviolent Champion: Drake Younger, Since 10/15/2006


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CZW New Year, New Opportunities
January 13th, 2007
Philadelphia, PA


In an insanely CZW moment, they have the Eagles game playing on a side video wall, so like 90% of the crowd is watching that instead.

Match #1: Cloudy vs. Lucky vs. Ryan McBride vs. Drew Gulak vs. The Great Blazini
Cloudy and Lucky (Retail Dragon) and Gulak (Soldier Ant) all do well. McBride and Blazini are not much. But the other three are able to get some kind of a decent spotfest out of this. There is also randomly a wooden ladder and platform set up in the corner for dives. Cloudy invents a fucking Tornado Inside Cradle to win, which is really goddamned cool.
**1/4

Match #2: Jigsaw [c] vs. Hallowicked [CZW Junior Heavyweight Championship]

These two can have a great match in their sleep, and they do that. Lots of fancy arm drags and shit. Pretty much a total spotfest, but they have tons of cool spots, so it works. Then Niles Young and Derek Frazier interrupt with some cunt, and beat them both down for a no contest. Son of a bitch.
***

They complain about arm drags and shit and not being on shows anymore.

Match #3: Danny Havoc vs. Scotty Vortekz [Ultraviolent Ladder Match - Ultraviolent Title #1 Contender's Match]
Havoc is willing to take totally insane bumps still, so this was good. Havoc is wrestling in a DDP shirt. Havoc tries a ladder Fallaway Slam like now Necro does the chair slam, but it accidentally sets the ladder up perfectly upon landing. They do some totally batfuckingshit insane things. Havoc hits a DVD off the top through two ladders on the apron, and then goes up to get the contract to win.
**1/2

Match #4: DJ Hyde w/ Maven Bentley vs. Greg Excellent

They both are the drizzling shits, and DJ wins with a Lariat.
3/4*

Match #5: Necro Butcher vs. Toby Klein

It's Necro vs. Toby, it delivers and will always deliver. They beat the shit out of each other and have some amazing spots. Necro takes a Powerbomb off the ramp onto the concrete. They have a totally ridiculous slugfest, and you know what? It's fucking Necro vs. Toby, okay? Toby wins with an inside cradle.
***

Maven Bentley comes out and fires Necro, because he is the worst.

Match #6: Cheech vs. JC Ryder vs. Andy Sumner
This is good shit. Cheech vs. Fire Ant is fantastic, and they have tons of crisp lucha stuff. Sumner then beats Cheech with a Super Exploder.
**1/4

Match #7: Onyx/Rainman [c] vs. Ruckus/Sabian w/ Robbie Mireno [CZW Tag Team Championship]

This is not much, but at least real BLK-OUT regains their gold. Sabian and Ruckus do their shit and Sabian rolls up Onyx with the ropes to win. Let's all move on from this horrible feud.
**

Match #8: Drake Younger [c] vs. Danny Havoc [CZW Ultraviolent Championship - Panes of Glass & Barbed Wire Board]

Fun stuntfest for 9 minutes, largely because it was only 9 minutes. They're also two of the better deathmatch guys, due to general insanity. They work with the stips well and build the glass bump until the end. Vortkez comes out to hit Havoc with a TKO on the barbed wire board, and then in a horrible finish after that, Drake gets him with an inside cradle to win. Why not just pin him? Or if you want it to be Drake's doing, why not have him hit his finish?
**3/4

Drake hits Vortekz with the Drakes Landing post-match.

Match #9: Justice Pain [c] vs. Chris Hero [CZW Championship]
Justice is not the worst guy on the roster, but he has no business in real matches, especially for 23 minutes. Hero's getting to that point where he's in a discussion for the best wrestlers in the world, and even he can't get much out of a long match with this fuck. Eddie Kingston joins commentary to shit on Hero, and leaves halfway through. BLK-OUT comes out to distract the ref, despite there being no DQ in CZW for the most part, and Eddie Kingston comes from the crowd to shove Hero off the top. Justice then wins with the Pain Thriller.
**1/4

Eddie Kingston gets in again to beat down Chris Hero, and tries to fight a fan who cheers for Hero. He gets back in and chokes Hero again, and gets on the mic. He says he hates Chris Hero more than he wants the CZW Title, and he will end his career. He goes to leave, but Hero gets up and attacks BLK-OUT. They beat on him, and King says he'll go one step further right now, and chokes Hero on the mat. He yells that he should have never stopped choking him three months ago, and he keeps it up until BLK-OUT even has to pull him off, along with security. They drag Kingston out, and Hero starts spitting up stuff and blood in the ring. Awesome angle.
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Big Tuna
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The Master and Ruler Of The World

CZW Heavyweight Champion: Justice Pain, Since 12/11/2006
CZW Tag Team Champions: Ruckus/Sabian, Since 1/13/2007
CZW Junior Heavyweight Champion: Jigsaw, Since 9/9/2006
CZW Iron Man Champion: LuFisto, Since 8/12/2006 - LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION CURRENTLY
CZW Ultraviolent Champion: Drake Younger, Since 10/15/2006


CZW H8
February 10th, 2007


Grim Reefer vs. Javi-Air - **

Ryan McBride vs. The Great Blazini - *3/4

Hallowicked/Jigsaw vs. Niles Young/Derek Frazier - **1/4

Toby Klein vs. Mitch Ryder/Maven Bentley - *3/4

Ruckus/Sabian [c] vs. Team AnDrew vs. New Jersey All Stars - **1/2

DJ Hyde vs. Chris Hero vs. Adam Flash - **
-DJ wins vacant Iron Man Title

Drake Young [c] vs. Danny Havoc vs. Scotty Vortekz - **1/2

Justice Pain [c] vs. Nick Gage - *
-This ends in 6 minutes when Justice throws a tantrum and ends the match despite there being several tables still up.
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