| Highspots Shoot with Corino & Jacobs | |
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| Big Tuna | Jan 17 2013, 12:09 AM Post #1 |
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I gave this a download, because why not? Two of my all time favorites. -The first time they met was when they had a six man tag in IWA-MS in Iowa, and within 10 minutes, Jimmy had broken Corino's nose with a flagpole, when he used it as a pool cue during a brawl. -As a way of apologizing, Jimmy bought Corino chocolate cake and weed the next day -The "wrestling rehab" angle was all Delirious' idea, although Corino chose Jacobs to be his sponsor -They agree that Cornette had no intention of bringing Steen back after Final Battle 2010, but had to when he was the most over part of ROH without being on shows -Corino thinks they were being made an example out of for taking spotlight off of Cornette's handpicked guys, since Cabana and Generico and Steen were out the door, and he was working babyface all of 2011, and didn't win a match. -Jimmy says Necro was also pushed out by Cornette, and Corino assumed every show in 2011 was his last -The interviewer talks about their best feuds, and they say Jimmy Loves Steve is up next -When the company got sold to SBG and Cornette was put in full control, they were the ONLY two without contracts offered, and they didn't sign one until last summer when they won the tag titles -Jimmy says AOTF as a big heel group was all Gabe's idea, and he felt it was useless after the Aries & Lacey feud was over, and Pearce kept it going way too long, before going into his drug problems making him leave ROH -The original idea of the "wrestling rehab" idea was for it to be the big main angle with Steen coming back sooner, and them turning heel together once they had permanent contracts before Final Battle 2011, and that would be when Steen won the title, not in mid-2012 as actually happened -When it was thought up around WrestleMania time in 2011, CM Punk was telling both of them and Steen and Delirious that he was leaving WWE in July, AND HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FOURTH MAN AS THE MOST EVIL MAN IN ROH HISTORY AND STABLE LEADER. JESUS FUCK CHRIST. DAT STABLE. -Corino says he was a Cornette Guy forever, since like the mid 90s. Cornette got him WWF job matches, got him into Memphis and Puerto Rico, etc. He stepped up to bat for the Steen/Generico feud and Cornette started to sour on him when he and Cabana yelled at Cornette for belittling the Steen/Generico blowoff. -In the back, while everyone was watching Steen vs. Generico at Final Battle 2010, Cornette was flipping out and saying it was garbage wrestling and was killing pro wrestling. -Jimmy says Cornette helped a ton when he hung around ROH sometimes in 2003-2006 and helped put together a lot of matches for young guys then and gave advice and lines for promos, but as the top booking guy, he was terrible. They both agree that Delirious is a better head booker than Cornette, since he could give the fans what they want. -They say Gabe had a way of motivating the talent that Cornette lacked and that Delirious and Pearce never did quite as well. Corino says a lot of the Homicide feud was Gabe's idea, and it's the most a booker has ever worked with him apart from Heyman. Corino says he and Pearce argued all the time about booking, but it's just how they both are. -Corino wonders when Lawler lost his balls on commentary -They take fan questions, and someone asks why they never got the chance they deserved on a bigger stage in their primes, and nobody knows which one of them the question is for ![]() -They agree that Teddy Hart is Pro Wrestling -Teddy Hart introduced himself to Jimmy after Jimmy was changing at an ROH show by saying he looks like a cute girl from behind -Corino says the two models for retirement in pro wrestling are Terry Funk and Bruiser Brody. AMAZING. -Homicide said Jimmy was more feminine than Becky Bayless when they dated -Becky Bayless clogged Jimmy's parents house's toilet at Christmas when they dated, and when they stayed at Corino's ex-girlfriend Simply Luscious' house, she yelled at them for fucking on her bed -Corino reveals that he had sex with Missy Hyatt AND THEY HIGH FIVE -Jimmy tried to get Missy Hyatt into ROH as Rhett Titus' manager in 2009 when she started coming to the HDNet tapings -Corino tried to get Missy to be the grandma of the Bravado Brothers -Corino tells the full story of fucking Missy Hyatt. He says his idol was Eddie Gilbert and he jerked off to Missy Hyatt. He says they both worked for Dory Funk Jr. in Florida and he would talk about how he loved Eddie and they became cool with each other. He says he, Dennis Knight aka Mideon, and Jimmy Del Ray went out together and he fucked up his back and was on Ambien. Missy called him and asked if he wanted to hang out, and they made him go to her house. He says he was marking out while high on Ambien, and he blacks out and wakes up next to Missy Hyatt. Corino is mad because he blacked out while fucking his teenage jerk-off person or whatever, AND CORINO SNEAKS OUT! He called a cab back to the hotel, which was literally a left turn away. Missy finds him the next day and Corino finds out they didn't have sex. Corino comes back the next month and he's staying in Dory's house now. Dory's wife tries to set he and Missy up, and that night, he and Dory watch Dory vs. Jack Briscoe in a 90 minute match, but Dory leaves after like 12 minutes. Then Missy comes out of the bedroom and they start to fuck. Corino decides to take it in the room, but he goes in Dory's room on accident. He was mad at her for over-selling his dick AND HE CAN'T FINISH BECAUSE OF IT SO HE COMES OFF BETTER, AND SHE YELLS "FUCK ME HOT STUFF! FUCK ME!" -Jimmy says he's never fucked a rat and Corino says he's missing four minutes of awesome pleasure -Jimmy says his favorite drugs were heroin and ecstasy -The Sandman gave a 19 year old Jimmy his first taste of cocaine -Jimmy was such a bad drug addict in his drug phase that he would stand on a chair in the ROH locker room with a megaphone and announce what he was looking for -BJ Whitmer got Jimmy his first and only rat, as his big brother in wrestling. DAT CONTINUITY. -Jimmy was high after Joe vs. Kobashi and tried to high five Kobashi before Homicide slapped him and said not to embarrass himself -They both say alcohol is a terrible drug and then clink their glasses of whiskey together and say cheers -When drunk, Jimmy deleted Becky's number from Tyler's phone and told him he killed a man once, because he didn't want his best friend to date the first girl he loved, which makes sense. He blacked out, and woke up IN THE RING in the main event and made Tyler do the Superkick 4 times before he actually won with it. He was then texting Becky again in the back, so Jimmy broke his phone on the wall and ripped him apart in front of everyone about how he got him into ROH to begin with and he can't do this one thing for him, and Tyler then bought him more booze. Tyler apparently still calls him to thank him for where he is now, which is the best thing Tyler Black has ever done. -Corino tells the story of Sandman getting nude in the ring AND TRYING TO WRESTLE NUDE. Sandman and Jack Victory then fought in the back and Sandman asked the next day what happened and calls Jack Victory to apologize on the plane -Jimmy also has a Sandman story. Sandman loved a Jacobs/Delirious match in 2004 or 2005 and everyone goes to the bar next. He and Sandman are at the urinals and while pissing, Sandman grabs Jimmy's sparkly belt and says it's like something Raven would wear. Nate Webb and Sandman had a drunken debate about the effectiveness of the New Deal. Sandman then bought him a hooker, but then shut the door in her face because she was gross looking. Sandman's driver got the hooker and Sandman made them fuck in the bathroom, but then handed Jimmy a camera and said to follow him. Sandman then got nude again and broke into the bathroom and posed next to his driver fucking the hooker with a thumbs up and yelled at Jimmy to take the picture. -Jimmy says Joey Matthews was his mentor, and recently got him a tryout, so uh, cum. CUM. -They like boobs -Corino says he took exactly 3 chair shots too many from Balls Mahoney -They agree that steroids are great, and if not for Wellness, everyone would be on them -In 1999 when he bought his first pair of new boots, Jimmy sent an e-mail to every wrestler whose e-mail he had, including several people he didn't know, and Corino sent back "Good job kid", because he responds to every e-mail or fan message -Corino wants to be doing commentary only in 3-5 years, and Jimmy wants to be in WWE or TNA or doing something else for actual money |
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