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Damn Natives; "Priceless" RP #1
Topic Started: Oct 9 2008, 03:57 AM (71 Views)
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--Springfield Illinois, a quaint town will host the first CZW Assault at which 'Priceless' Parker McVey will try his hand at professional wrestling. The multi-millionaire, self-proclaimed 'jack of all trades' realeased an internet disclaimer earlier in the day, via his corporations website, McVeyInternational.com. It appeared as follows..

(Focus is switched onto a replay of the disclaimer released by Parker McVey earlier in the day. In it, he is show in front of a window with the massive business towers of the Chicago skyline behind him. He speaks with a solumn look about his face..)

..'Priceless' Parker McVey..
"Hello CZW fans. As you may or may not already know, I am the one, the only, Parker McVey. I am the soul son of world-renowned business man Steven McVey, and loan claim to his inheritance of worldwide corporations. I have been known as a 'wild oat', per say, and by joining the CZW and trying my hand in the venture of professional wrestling, I believe I solidify that claim effectivley. Now, for those of you who think that I was brought here as a gimmick, or here for the money; you are sadly mistaken. I am more than satisfied with the money from the private business sector that I see roll in daily to not need to do this as a means of income. In fact, I could pay each one of these wrestlers salaries as easy as Derek Damage himself, if not better. And as far as being a gimmick, let me dispell that as well. For 2 long years, I have planned on trying my hand at professional wrestling. I have already trained and competed in various MMA organizations, amassing an impressive record, but in order to try my hand at wrestling, I knew I would have to re-train myself to take more of a 'brawler' type approach to fighting, as well as become a smarter competitor. So I trained for long hours daily, all the while having a hand in the operation of each of my corporations' 27 sub-companies. I searched for many months of a company worthy to host someone such as myself, knowing that even the slightest amount of my prescence would give any organization a boost in ratings; and finally settled my decision on the CZW. I researched the company and saw that it was ran with the same sort of dedication that I watched my father exhibit in my childhood years while he meticulously created and brought each of his companies one by one to the epidome of the global business ranks."

(Parker pauses for a second and looks behind him at the skyline of Chicago..)

..'Priceless' Parker McVey..
"Ahh..Chicago. One of the most intriguing business capitals of the United States, and truly an inspiring city in itself. You see, the entire city of Chicago was burned to the ground in 1871, and was rebuilt to become what is now the 3rd largest city in America with a population of around 3 million strong. I guess one could in a way compare the city of Chicago, to 'War Eagle' Kris Shoteka's ancestors, the Native Americans. Oh hell, who am I kidding; let's just call them Redskins for short. You see, the Redskins were forced from their homelands by American settlers for the longest time, killed and raped in the process, until finally, the job was finished by the American government. Our Government gave them designated land and placed them on what we know as 'reservations', causing the Redskins to be altogether and out of the way of the everyday American. For the longest time the Redskins became nothing more than a slideshow, and what was left were given to illicit drug and alcohal usage. Before long though, the idea of begging for Native American rights, or 'Redskin Rights', as we will call them, came to one of the Redskins' among what must have been one hell of a peyote trip. To make a long story short, the Redskins were granted just about every tax and law break in the book, truly just because the American government wanted them out of their hair. And so it was out of the ashes of years of herbal smoke, the Redskins began to develop casinos on their 'reservations', as well as offering cigarettes to the American people at a discounted rate since they are exempt from traditional tax preocedures. An inspiring story on the surface, sure. But if you read between the lines, the Redskins are no more than opportunistic bottom-feeders; a sick society of stoned deadbeats. I can assure all of those viewing this message that Kris Shoteka, no matter how he views this opportunity to face a man of my caliber in the ring; will have no chance in hell of seizing the opportunity. Metaphorically speaking, I will prevail where our government failed. I don't mind Kris Shoteka being 'in my hair', persay; because to me he isn't much of a bother. He is just one more dead-beat, opportunistic Indian to deal with in this world, and it is my every intention to send his hallucinating ass back to whatever reservation he came from."

(Parker McVey takes a moment and shakes his head while removing his eyes from focus on the camera. After a short time, he looks at the camera once again and continues..)

..'Priceless' Parker McVey..
"In closing, I want to direct this last part of this message to 'War Eagle' Kris Shoteka himself. Now Kris, I know you may need someone to translate the following to you, being that it is in proper English and not your secondhand form of dialect, but the message is a short one. Shoteka, your fate is predetermined, and your fall is drawing ever nigh. Unlike your people, there is no weakness in me for you to prey off of, no fault for you to seize with your filthy, opportunistic hands. You will learn your lesson Friday night at Assault that the road to freedom isn't as easy for you as it has been portrayed, because there is no adversary for you on the outside; there is no ME. Now, this may be my first attempt at victory in the CZW, but after Friday, everyone will see that I am no gimmick; everyone will see that just like my worldwide corporation, I am the real deal. Shoteka, you would be better off mounting your horse or whatever mode of transportation you frequent right now and taking a job at your tribes' casino; daily preying on the addiction of the weak, because I can assure you that Friday night in Springfield, you will leave the Convention Center a shamed man just like your people. So do yourself a favor..take this moment to light up some of that crazy ass herbal plant that your people utilize for 'visions', and see that you are being told to save yourself and escape certain destruction, by vacating your roster spot before Friday night; because if you do show up, I will be sure that I prevail where those before me have failed by making sure you never get in MY ring again."

(He pauses..)

..'Priceless' Parker McVey..
"Thank each one of you for taking the time to view this message. Goodnight."


(Parker McVey fades from the picture as a disclaimer scrolls across the screen, accopanied by a voice reading the dialouge..)

--"You have just viewed a Public Message made possible by McVey International. McVey International, 'Bringing the World to You'."

(The voice fades as the end of the disclaimer scrolls..)

--(c) 2008 McVey International.


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