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| Topic Started: Oct 11 2008, 09:10 PM (107 Views) | |
| El Pablo | Oct 11 2008, 09:10 PM Post #1 |
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VIVA LA RAINBOWLUTION!!!
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*The familiar theme tune to CZW:Aftermath kicks in, as the opening montage fills the screen. Shooting Star Leg Drops, Combattron falls, Greenhouse matches, title celebrations, it's all there. The CZW logo flashes across the screen, and the scene cuts away to the Aftermath studio, where the audience is whooping and hollering in anticipation of the upcoming broadcast. After a few moments, the music fades out, and the cheers and applause swiftly turn to jeers and "unflattering" chants as host Jenny Jacobs steps up onto the stage, dressed in a low-cut red shirt and tailored suit pants. She scowls at the audience as they continue to berate her. Gradually, though, the noise dies down, and Jenny prepares to begin the show.* JENNY JACOBS: Hello ladies and gentlemen.. FAN: Jenny's a.. AUDIENCE: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JENNY JACOBS: HEY! I'm trying to be professional here and do my job, so I'd appreciate it if you idiots shut the hell up! *The fans, predictably, respond with a chorus of boos.* JENNY JACOBS: Tonight on Aftermath, we look back over Jesse Montana's incredible reign as CZW World Heavyweight Champion so far, and ask the question.. can anyone stop The Sensation? *Another chorus of boos for the most hated man in the CZW.* JENNY JACOBS: Also, for some ungodly reason, Special Ed Covey is here to supposedly "discuss" the retirement forced upon him by his cousin "Sweet Ass" Matt Covey.. *licks lips and makes "call me" motion to the camera* ..although how the producers expect me to get any form of coherent sentence out of that wooden head of his is beyond me. *A raucous "Special Ed" chant begins, with a few shout-outs for Loki thrown in for good measure.* JENNY JACOBS: And, as ever, we take a look back at the thrills and spills from the latest Warzone and Assault shows, and take a look ahead at what's coming up in the next few weeks, with Horrorcore looming ever larger on the horizon. *A huge cheer, the fans obviously excited about the upcoming Pay-Per-View.* JENNY JACOBS: But first.. *sigh* ..an exclusive interview with a man who seems to have put an end to his recent misery and torment.. far too soon if you ask me.. the "Five Star Superstar", El Pablo. *The crowd erupts as "Been Training Dogs" kicks in, and El Pablo steps out through a doorway at the side of the stage, dressed in his trademark Team XTC casual gear. He heads over to the fans and makes a point of high-fiving every single one of them, before bounding up onto the stage towards Jenny. Pablo holds out his hand, inviting her to high-five him as well. Jenny, however, just glares at him, arms folded across her chest. Apparently disappointed at being left hanging, El Pablo forms a fist with his raised hand, and fakes to hit Jenny, who flinches big-time, much to the amusement of El Pablo and the fans in attendance. El Pablo plays to the fans some more as Jenny takes her seat, before following suit, sitting in the chair opposite.* JENNY JACOBS: So Pablo.. *Jenny is interrupted by a fresh "XTC" chant, which amuses El Pablo, but does little to improve her rapidly deteriorating mood.* JENNY JACOBS: So Pablo.. still beating up women for kicks? *El Pablo just smirks.* EL PABLO: So Jenny.. still beating off old men for cash? *The fans let out an "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" as Jenny stares yet more daggers at the Five Star Superstar.* JENNY JACOBS: Funny.. you're a funny guy, El Pablo. EL PABLO: Awww.. I know, it's a burden I just have to try and live with. JENNY JACOBS: Yeah.. So, we're talking later on about whether or not anyone's capable of dethroning Jesse Montana.. EL PABLO: I'm sorry, who? JENNY JACOBS: ..Jesse Montana.. EL PABLO: ... JENNY JACOBS: The World Heavyweight Champion? Founder of the System Of Supremacy? Former leader of The Upstarts? EL PABLO: Oh, HANNAH Montana! Gotcha. JENNY JACOBS: ... EL PABLO: Please, continue. JENNY JACOBS: *sigh* We're talking later on about whether or not anyone's capable of dethroning.. HANNAH.. Montana as the World Heavyweight Champion. This Thursday night on Warzone, you're competing in a five-man Battle Royal to determine who gets a shot at the title at Horrorcore. Do you think you're the man to end The Sensation's run? EL PABLO: Yes. Yes I do. JENNY JACOBS: There's a suprise. EL PABLO: Hey, what kind of self-respecting Five Star Superstar would I be if I didn't think I could go all the way to the top of this company? OK, in all seriousness, maybe I'm not the man to do it. However, I certainly think I'm capable. And why not? I'm a multi-time champion already within this company, I've helped create the most dominant stable in CZW history, TWICE, I've been the Wrestler Of The Week on several occasions, and - in case you'd forgotten - I STILL hold the record for the lo- JENNY JACOBS: The longest ever title reign in CZW history, yeah yeah, we get it. But Maynard O'Toole and Jesse himself are cutting you pretty close now. EL PABLO: All the more reason for me to be the one to stop him short then, wouldn't you say? JENNY JACOBS: I would not. *El Pablo laughs mockingly.* EL PABLO: Well regardless of what you might think, there's one thing you can't deny.. El Pablo vs Jesse Montana, one-on-one, would be WITHOUT QUESTION one of the greatest, if not THE greatest match-up this company has ever seen! *The audience cheers in apparent agreement.* EL PABLO: Two of the most well-known faces in the entire industry, with all the rivalry, all the history, all the ill-feeling that already exists between us, locking horns for the biggest prize in the game! *More cheers.* EL PABLO: You could say that Jesse and I are like the Yin and Yang of CZW. I'm one of the most popular CZW Superstars, he's one of the most hated. I helped create the fun-loving, thrill-seeking, trend-setting force that is the XTC phenomenon, he helped create the devious, malevolent, underhanded entity that WAS The Upstarts. And yet, perhaps somewhat suprisingly, we've only faced each other twice in the ring. First time, the soon-to-be AMP XTC and Zodiac Thrilla defeated Jesse, Mack Beaudin, Caleb Walker and "The Phenomenal" Adam Swinger, on a night that would see the first phase of The Upstarts make an emphatic debut in the CZW. JENNY JACOBS: Oh yeah.. how did that feel, by the way? Having two steel chairs smashed onto your body repeatedly? *Jenny smirks smugly at El Pablo.* EL PABLO: Maybe I'll show you some time.. *That cuts Jenny right back down to size, and she returns to her almost sulking posture.* EL PABLO: The second time we faced each other, he and Mack defeated the Five Star Gamblers, thanks to a little assistance from some brass knuckles. And that hurts too, before you open that Motel 6 mouth of yours. *Another "OOOOOOOH!" from the crowd, another scowl from Jenny.* EL PABLO: So yeah, two meetings, one victory for me, one for our current World Heavyweight Champion. And should we indeed find ourselves competing one-on-one for the big prize, you can bet your ass we'd give every single one of those CZW fans ONE HELL of a Five.. Star.. Slobberknocker! *The crowd erupts again, with a sly "LET THEM FIGHT!" chant creeping in underneath.* EL PABLO: With that said.. *El Pablo pauses for a second, allowing the crowd to calm back down again.* EL PABLO: With that said.. I'd be a fool to blindly overlook the challenge standing between me and that World Heavyweight Title match at Horrorcore. Like you said Jenny, Thursday night, Warzone Main Event.. a five-man Battle Royal, featuring some of the biggest stars in the CZW today. On one side, Big Nasty, "The Living Legend"! Now, if memory serves me right, this'll be the first time he and I have faced each other in CZW combat. And that's exciting for me, really. I mean, besides the obvious height and weight advantages the man has over me, it's the chance to test myself again against another multi-time champion. I think if I can defeat HIM, it'll prove to myself and everyone else that I really am back to my odds-upsetting, giant-killing best. Next up, Eric Collum. Well, you talk about Five Star Entertainment, this guy's up there with the best of them. I know I ripped on him in the past during his X-Ellence days, but I've gotta tell you, this guy wows me every time he steps into the ring. A real high-flyer, man after my own heart. Which man will out-fly the other? Only time will tell. Thirdly.. Ronnie McNeil. Another former X-Ellence member, funnily enough. Now, as far as Ronnie goes, I could quite easily go down the whole "wannabe Jesus" route like everybody else probably will, but I'm not gonna do that today. I'm not gonna do that, because I currently have a rather big bone to pick with Mr McNeil. JENNY JACOBS: A bone? EL PABLO: Yep. JENNY JACOBS: What do you mean? EL PABLO: Well Jenny, I want you to cast your mind back about a month or so.. August 20th, down in Mobile, Alabama.. Myself and Ace were teamed with Ronnie in a match against Alan Fiscus, Lion Blackbird.. AUDIENCE: LEO CROW! EL PABLO: ..and the other of my opponents this Thursday night, Matt Covey. No problem, I thought, Ronnie's an OK guy, he can handle himself in the ring, job done. UNFORTUNATELY, towards the end of the match.. well, roll VT... *The screen cuts to footage from that 6-man tag match in Mobile.* Ace slowly making his way to the corner, the crowd urging him on! Finally he makes the tag to McNeil! Ronnie is in and he is on fire! Daniels: “’The Franchise’ finally gets the tag! Look out!!” Covey is up, but McNeil nails him with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex! He turns as Fiscus rushes in, countering a clothesline into a full-nelson, and slamming him down!! The crowd goes ballistic for Ronnie McNeil! Leo Crow now in, but Ronnie catches him with a punch, and another! He rocks Crow against the ropes and picks him up in a fireman’s carry… DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! McNeil to his feet and he is basking in the crowd’s cheers! Pablo comes in to help Ronnie out! McNeil with a companionable pat to EP’s shoulder… FLAWLESS!!!! Masters: “YESSS!!” Daniels: “What the HELL!? McNeil just dropped his own partner with that cutter!!!” The crowd is stunned, completely! McNeil grabs Ace who is just now getting to his feet… FALL FROM GRACE! Spinning reverse STO!! McNeil looks around at all other five men as they lay on the mat. He grins smugly and poses to the crowd, gaining a bit of heat, but also some fans that have enjoyed what he’s just done! Ronnie then hits the mat and rolls out, making his way to the back! Daniels: “What, is he just going to leave!?” Masters: “Looks like a loud statement has been made here by ‘The Franchise,’ Ronnie McNeil!” Daniels: “Yes, but WHY!?” Back in the ring, Alan Fiscus makes his way to his feet. He looks somewhat confused as to what has just happened, but he also sees that his opponents are down. He moves to the top rope, chair in hand… Daniels: “Oh, no…what is he doing!?” Masters: “YEAH! He’s about to win this match is what he’s about to do!” Daniels: “But….OH NO!” Masters: “STD!!” Alan Fiscus flies with the Sick and Twisted Dive, his Shooting Star Press, crashing onto Ace with the chair!! The crowd boos furiously, with a few scattered ‘HOLY SHIT!’ and ‘CZW!’ chants! Fiscus makes the cover. The referee is at a loss of what to do, but Covey is up, shoving the ref down and ordering him to make the count! 1 - - - - 2 - - - - Daniels: “No, I can’t believe this!!” 3!!!!!! The bell rings, and Jessica Towers announces the winners. Towers: “Ladies and gentlemen, your winners of the match, ‘Bad Ass’ Matt Covey, Leo Crow, and Alan Fiscus… ‘ANARCHY RISING!’” *The screen cuts back to the studio.* EL PABLO: So.. Ronnie.. I just have one very simple question.. and no, it's not "why?". To be honest, I'm not really interested in why you did it. My question to you is.. are you ready? Ronnie, are you ready to face up to what you did that night, when you go toe-to-toe with a man just coming back into form? Because like I always say Ronnie, when people wrong me, I do not stop until I feel everything is righted! Which brings me seamlessly along.. to Matt Covey. Now Matt, last week.. last week was probably the greatest moment I've had in CZW since.. well, since me and Ed made you knot tongues with that stalking, skulking, post-op freak bitch.. sorry, your lovely wife, Jena Cyde! Seeing you, laying unconscious on the mat, a chair-shaped dent in your forehead.. god that was beautiful! Yet somehow.. it still wasn't enough.. it still didn't feel like.. retribution. To be honest, I don't think I'm gonna be feeling it after this week either.. I mean, you've always said you don't care about titles, so I guess denying you the chance to compete for one - no matter how big it is - isn't really gonna affect you too much. Mind you, stopping you stopping me WOULD probably piss you off a little bit, so there's a little bit of extra motivation for me to beat seven shades of shit out of you! JENNY JACOBS: God I wish Matt would beat me... *There is an awkward pause, as everyone in the room stares at Jenny. The host's face turns a deep crimson, as that last statement was obviously not something she intended to say out loud.* EL PABLO: Okayyy... JENNY JACOBS: Um.. was there.. um.. anything else? EL PABLO: Yes. I'd like to finish this little segment with a few statistics. The next time I compete for the World Title, it'll be my third attempt at doing so. If that next attempt is indeed against Jesse Montana, then victory would make me the FIFTH person to hold the belt. And what do I have to do to get the opportunity? Come out victorious in a match involving FIVE participants. JENNY JACOBS: What's your point? EL PABLO: My point IS, Jenny.. this could very well be third time lucky.. for the Five.. Star.. Superstar. JENNY JACOBS: Hmm.. convenient. *turns to camera* We're gonna take a quick commercial break now, but stay tuned for more thrills, spills, and behind the scenes action from Combat Zone Wrestling. *The camera pulls up over the studio, as El Pablo takes to his feet and salutes the fans again. Jenny takes a swig of her water, then tosses her drink aside and storms off backstage. The camera lingers on El Pablo for a few seconds, before fading to black.* |
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