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| Ed-E.T.V. Episode 16!; A taste of my own medicine! | |
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| Topic Started: Oct 21 2008, 04:12 PM (146 Views) | |
| Eddie_Rowan | Oct 21 2008, 04:12 PM Post #1 |
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::You are now watching Ed-E.T.V.::![]() ![]() ’Kick the Chair’ by Megadeth booms as the Ed-E.T.V. logo is displayed. Our scene opens into Spencer Pierce’s living room, the two of them sitting side-by-side, eyes widely focused on a T.V. screen as they battle eachother in a game of Halo 3. Eddie: “Uh-oh, Eddie’s got a shotgun…be vewwy quiet, I’m huntin’ Spencers…” He busts out with an Elmer Fud laugh, and immediately jumps in his seat as his half of the split screen is taken up by a giant explosion. Eddie: “WHERE THE HELL DID THAT ROCKET COME FROM!?” Spencer just grins as he moves around the map, waiting for Eddie to re-spawn. Eddie: “You’re a bloody cheater, Mr. I-know-where-everyone-re-spawns-when-they-die!” Spencer: “Don’t hate the player, Eddie.” BOOM. Eddie’s Spartan hits the ground almost immediately after resuming life, a sniper-shot to the head ending his life after mere seconds. Eddie just stares at the screen, mouth agape. Spencer: “That’s right, I’m whipping you like Eric Collum is going to.” Eddie looks sidelong at his friend with a smirk. Eddie: “Now you’re just being silly.” On screen, Eddie has managed to evade Spencer and has found himself a trusty Warthog to drive around in. Eddie: “Eric Collum is awesome, no doubt, but you’re talking about ‘the Rated E Superstar!’ Actually, I’m glad they made this match, because he’s definitely someone I’ve wanted to share the ring with.” Spencer turns around a corner and Eddie cheers with glee as his Warthog rumbles right over the top of him, killing him instantly and smashing his crumpled form against the wall! Spencer laughs right along with him. Spencer: “And don’t forget, you also get O’Toole, too.” Eddie: “You mean Matt Covey’s co-star in that snuff film? Man, I figured Mayo would’ve had a little more class than that, but then again, I don’t know how brave I’d be in Covey’s den of wickedness, myself. He’s definitely going to have to show some guts when we get into the ring, that’s for sure.” Spencer: “I’m pretty sure he’ll be looking to get back at you. Speaking of which…” Spencer lobs a plasma grenade that sticks right on the driver’s side of Eddie’s Warthog. Eddie: “Sh<BLEEP!>” He bails out but is still caught in the explosion. Spencer charges from hiding with his machine gun, gunning Eddie down. Eddie: “No fair! I should’ve bailed out way before then! This controller is totally broken! I keep hitting this ‘x’ button but nothing happens!” Spencer: “Yes, I’m sure it’s the controller, alright. More like the operator.” Eddie sets down the control and gets up, mock-bowing to Spencer. Eddie: “You win, you’re the master.” Spencer: “You realize what this means, right?” Eddie ponders for a minute and then mutters to himself. He nods to Spencer and the scene cuts, reopening to the two of them seated back in the recliners, with a laptop in front of them. Eddie is wearing a dress! Eddie: “Hi and welcome to another edition of Ed-E.T.V.! Today I’m going to be answering a little fan-mail that you can send to me, Eddie Rowan, at RatedE@czw.com. Our first letter is from Tom from Anaheim, California. ‘Dear Eddie, I love watching you perform. I think you’re the best X-Champion ever! Who would you most like to defend against? Signed, Tom. P.S., good job in the Extreme Intervention Team Warfare match!’ Aw, shucks, man. Thanks. Let’s see, who would I most like to face for the strap? Well, Jacob and I have a match in a very short time, and he’s definitely one of the two I’d most like to defend against. The other is the original X Champion, El Pablo. He held the title for 4 months and 12 days, but ‘Rated E’ is creeping up on that record. I’m just a month behind you, Pabs! But, regardless, those are my two choices. However, I would defend my title in ANY match, against ANY one, because that’s what being a champ is all about. Thanks for the letter, Tom! Who’s next?” Spencer leans down and looks at the computer. Spencer: “This one’s from Michelle from New York city. ‘Dear Eddie, after all of your efforts on Warzone, are you upset that the show as a whole has been combined with Assault?’ That’s a good question.” Eddie nods, scratching his chin as he ponders over how to answer. Eddie: “I’m not upset. I’m definitely going to miss Warzone, I’ll be honest. It’s been my home since I arrived here 5 months ago. But really, I can’t be disappointed in all of my accomplishments on the show. I almost stole Assault’s Hardcore Title in my second match, I’d won my first title by the end of my first month, teamed up with a great group in Beautiful Agony shortly thereafter, and I’ve had some memorable matches with the roster while spreading the name Eddie Rowan all over the headlines of CZW.com. To top it all off, in what would be the closing moments of the separated brands, I came out as the sole survivor of the warfare elimination match between Warzone and Assault, a match that I dedicate to the Warzone fans and locker-room. I realize that a lot of the spirit of the W.Z. will live on through me and most of the Warzone talent as we move into the new show, so no, I’m not upset in the least. The name is changed, but the game is the same, and you’re looking at one of the best players of that game.” Spencer: “…in a dress.” They both look at eachother for a silent moment before busting out in laughter. Eddie: “Alright, this one here comes from Jake in Detroit, Michigan. Dear ‘Rated E for Everyone,’ I really like your Ed-E.T.V. shows, and I love Beautiful Agony. Hopefully Jacob and Mike get the tag titles soon! It’s a shame you and Mike were screwed out of them by Derek Damage. I wanted to ask what was the most painful moment of your CZW career so far? P.S. I’ve drawn a portrait of you!’ ![]() Eddie: "Wow, that is a sweet picture. That’s going up on the ol’ MySpace. And also, that’s a GREAT question. Other than having to listen to countless promos by Tim Timmons, the super sneaky ninja, ::he winks with a sly grin:: I’d say it’s about a tie between Buck Evans breaking my face with the Mississippi Twister and Mr. Fiscus putting my lights out with a Riot-Plex. Oh, also, if you’ve ever heard Shawn Waters singing backstage… That’s up there, too." Spencer inspects the drawing of Eddie and grins to the camera. Spencer: “Good work, Jake. Next time send one of him in a dress.” Eddie: “You are absolutely LOVING this, aren’t you?” Spencer: “I really am.” Eddie: “Heh, okay, one more. This one is from Sherry in Phoenix. ‘Dear Eddie. I think you are very funny…” Spencer: “…looking in that dress...” Eddie: “…and I am happy that I was at the show where you became X-Champion.’ Hey, that’s neat, Sherry! ‘I’m a big fan of Beautiful Agony, especially Jacob. He’s so dreamy.” Spencer snickers, turning his head away to try and hide his laughter. Eddie: “…you are both tied for my favorite wrestler ever, and I can’t wait until Horrorcore for you to face eachother, but I hope you don’t hurt eachother too bad. My question is which match has been the most important for you so far?’ Wow, that’s a tough one. I mean, if you look back at them, they all seem to be more and more important than the previous. The finals of the team match at Extreme Intervention was kind of the tip of the iceberg, or so I’d thought. Now I’m going into a match against two other champions, Maynard and Collum, and we’re all going to be gunning for the victory at the first ever CZW Overdrive. I can’t promise to win, but I can promise that the man you see here will go out there, minus the dress, and throw everything I have at them. Maynard is the most successful Intercontinental Champion ever, and Collum, though the newest Television Champion, is likely to prove himself as a damn good champion as well. One thing is for sure, though. This is going to be damn fun, and I’m proud to be a part of the new chapter in CZW, and to carry the pride of it’s X-Division with me.” Spencer: “…and to be wearing a dress.” Eddie: “THAT’S IT!” Eddie lunges at Spencer, tackling him over in his recliner! One of Spencer’s cats bolts for a hiding place, and his two dogs rush over and begin yapping obnoxiously as the two brawl on the floor. One of the dogs turns and sniffs at the camera, licking it a few times before our scene fades. ::This has been a presentation of Ed.-E.T.V.:: |
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