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Badd F'N' Company; Overdrive RP #1
Topic Started: Oct 22 2008, 07:56 PM (98 Views)
Mike King
CZW Ultimate Role Player
(The scene opens up with the set of “The Whose The FN Boss Show" hosted by the head of new talent in cZw, TJ Hix. “Did My Time” pumps through the soundstage with the cityscape of Toronto, Ontario, Canada. TJ Hix walks out onto the stage and grins from ear to ear. He then cues to the producers in the production truck to cut the theme so he can do his opening monologue. The stand in crowd cheer for their host.)

TJ Hix: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome once again to “The Whose The FN Boss Show”. I once again am the head of talent scouting for cZw “The FN Boss” TJ Hix, retired wrestling superstar, former champion, star of stage, screen, porn and host for tonight’s show.

(Hix looks at the cue card holder.)

Hix: Star of stage, screen and porn? Who writes this stuff. I never “starred” in porn, I was just an extra in a party scene. I wasn’t even credited with my role…

Anywho, what about them Tampa Bay Rays? They drop the “Devil” from their name and they beat the Boston Red Socks to be the American League champions and now, they go onto to face the Philadelphia Phillies in the World Series. I still can’t believe it took 7 games though. Hey Rays, you can beat a team in 4 and it’s just as good. Now that I am off that tangent, I would like to say that tonight’s show is a bunch of bullcrap but it isn’t so I can’t call it a bunch of bullcrap. See tonight, tonight we have one of the top stars of cZw today. Man who’s stock is rising by the minute as stocks in people’s 401Ks fall. We have a man, who came here to cZw before I arrived as the talent scout and I think he is one of the best wrestlers here today. Ladies and gentlemen I present to you, the one, the only , the cZw Hardcore Champion, “Badd Company” Miiiiiikkkkeeee Kinnngggggggg!


(The chorus of “Bad Company” pumps through the soundstage as the Hardcore champion Mike King walks onto the set for “The Whose The FN Boss Show.” He shakes hands with Hix and they take there seats. Hix sits behind his desk and King sits on the sofa.)

Hix: Mike King, welcome for the for the second time ever to “The Whose The FN Boss Show.”

Mike King: TJ Hix, it is my honor. So I hear you are porn star…

(Hix looks at King all weird after talking about TJ’s appearance in porn.)

Hix: Oh you are talking about from that cue-card?

(King just looks at Hix being the straight-man of the two men.)

King: No actually, someone released a video of a guy who looks like you on either RedTube or PornoTube, I forget what it was because I don’t watch 2 guys, 1 girl videos…

(Hix continues to look at King weird.)

Hix: At least, we learned something about you. I don’t know how you can’t watch those videos but yeah, that isn’t me, all I did was extra work…

(King smirks.)

King: Yes, I heard that story TJ, but the guy in the video looked a lot like you and he had the name “Thomas Jonathan Hix,” so I thought I knew someone who could get me the autographs of Jenna Jameson, Ashley Blue, Jenna Haze, Noname Jane, Isabella Soprano, Katie Morgan, Jill Kelly, Lisa Ann, Evan Stone, Ron Jeremy, oh and Rebecca Love.

(Hix looks at King all weird.)

Hix: Why Rebecca Love? Who is she and why haven’t I heard of her before?

(King just looks at Hix being the straight-man of the two.)

King: Oh that’s easy TJ, she has big tits and red hair. She has HUGE melons and lots of areola.

(Hix smiles at King.)

Hix: Oh THAT’S Rebecca Love. I didn’t know she had a name…

King: Yeppers, so I imagine you did hear of her.

Hix: Yeah I’ve seen a few scenes just didn’t know the name… But yeah, so what did you say the name was?

King: “Thomas J. Hix.”

Hix: What did the J stand for?

King: Jonathan, I believe.

(Hix looks shocked.)

Hix: Damn, that’s my name!

King: Hey, at least I can say I know a porn star now…

(Hix is now annoyed at what has happened.)

Hix: Uh, this is not gonna fly right with me… But yeah, I’ll check into that later though. So, what’s the deal with you Brian Kirkland and Brian Blaze? Where did this come into play?

King: It’s not that simple to say. Brian Kirkland or BK as they call him, and I have similar ideals. We didn’t choose each other TJ. As for Brian Blaze I have no ideas on what he is doing but if he is with us, he’ll be a strong ally.

Hix: What about the merger and deaths of Assault and WarZone?

(King ponders this one for a few minutes.)

King: Well, it pains me. While I’ll admit I didn’t “make” cZw Assault as a brand that was my home. I had highs and I had lows there. However I am ready to put this behind me and I plan to make the cZw Hardcore title that I have held for almost 4 months now and make it one of the best in cZw. I mean look at El Pablo, the man who held the cZw X title for over 4 months and made that title one of the best for that period. But yeah, when it comes to my cZw Hardcore titl, it is still not as good as say Television or Intercontinental but I have elevated it from being a title that starts the show to something special much like how I talked about with El Pablo’s X title.

Hix: Special enough to get stolen?

(King looks at TJ in response.)

King: TJ you’re right my first opponents are and will always be jokes. Big Daddy Brown talks about racism when he can’t do the job himself. He has all the tools, don’t get me wrong at all. He could be one of the best if he can apply himself and not give into the so-called glass ceiling that exists in wrestling promotions and be somebody. Look at me, it’s worked for me.

Then you had Corey Jackson, the man you were referring to that stole my prized possession. I’ll admit it Corey did not deserve his title shot. Big Daddy Brown, deserved his first shot at my title but I don’t think he showed enough to warrant a second and the one that Corey Jackson stole my title from me. The only reason he got his shot at me was due to that and look at what happened in the end? He lost. I threw his ass out of cZw’s locker room and onto the street like the bum he is.

Now that I got those monkeys off my back, I wish that I could make this title into something. I am willing to take on all comers at all times. I am not afraid of anyone here in cZw. Damien Natas, bring it. Karamatic Syptom, come get some. Rob Wright, I’m ready.


(Hix looks at King after saying one of the names.)

Hix: You mentioned Karamatic Syptom, what are your thoughts of him?

King: You know, he maybe as good as he says he is. However, he has only had one match and he thinks he is ready to step inside the ring and box with Ali or step in the back-alley to fight Kimbo. I think he is biting off more than he can chew. He hasn’t proven to me that he deserves the shot that he claims “I owe him.”

Hey Karamatic Syptom, I don’t owe you shit. People don’t make their name in this business because they are simply “given” title shots, you earn them. These title shots aren’t the hand-outs you think they are. These title shots are for people like me who busted their asses in Combat Zone Wrestling breaking necks and cashing checks, not some Johnny Come-Lately, The New Kid in Town, who may or may not be here two weeks after they debut. I’ve been there and I’ve seen it happen to many a wrestler.


(Hix smirks and then applauses King.)

Hix: Bravo King, bravo. Yeah I know what you mean. But my question is this, what about how you get annoyed when Syptom calls you by the name “Mikey?” Is that because of the whole “Mikey, Mikey Motor-cycie…” rhyme?

King: In a word, no. See when I debuted in WIF, I was a brash young kid known as “Metallic” Mikey King, playing off the fact that I was a metalhead.

(Hix looks at him.)

Hix: No shit. Please continue…

King: Well. What happened was I wrestled in WIF under a few various nick-names for the next year and I was Mikey and the fans egged me on about it. They chanted “Mikey, Mikey, Mikey,” like I was a young kid who wasn’t ready to be the champion. Then in June 2006.I win the title. The title that eluded me and I got the cheers and adulation. However, that didn’t last and I lost it the same night. At that moment the Mikey King the WIF knew, “died.”

In his place was a new Michael King. He was a man, not a boy. So when Karamatic Syptom talks about how “Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, you don’t want to defend your title just proves that you are scared to fight me and you have doubts about how good you really are and blah, blah, blah,” I get annoyed, who wouldn’t? I also got mad about it and I got pissed off over it as well. Syptom, I am not a boy anymore, the boy named “Mikey” is two years dead. I am a man now and I didn’t win this title on my looks, I got it on my skills by climbing a ladder and taking down the belt, something 7 other men couldn’t do. How dare you try to discount me on how good I am.


Hix: OK, but shouldn’t it be noticed that you Mike King lost to Damien Natas because of Syptom?

(King just stares back at Hix.)

King: I guess, you can call it that because I did get my shoulders pinned to the mat. But see as you said Syptom was out there too. I’ve beaten men that are as big as Natas or even bigger than him. However, none of the time I had a slimy little snake goading and badgering me outside the ring like he did and all of this has just built up inside of me.

(Hix smiles.)

Hix: Well with that said do you think he was right when he said you blew up in that match.

King: TJ, you can call it anything you want to, I don’t care. See all he is trying to do is get a seed of doubt in my mind. He’s trying to make me think that because I lost to one rookie here in cZw, it will be the same when we meet in the center of the ring. Syptom, call yourself any cute nickname you want, it does not do a damn bit of good when you fall into “Badd Company.”

(King chuckles before continuing.)

King: But yeah, men I have known in WIF and I talk about that were greats there, would not make a dent here in the CZW mainly because this is different. This is not some place to take a walk in the park like you think it is Syptom. Look at Desire, he was a WIF International Champion and fell at my feet in 3 minutes. You want me at my best, you got it. You want me to bring the Mike King that tore down the WIF night after night? Do you really want a part of THIS Mike King who killed mother f*ckers for less than what you have done to me? I damn near put Zero on the shelf permanently with a career-ending neck injury. I scared Parker Rogue out of the WIF. I was the one man who damn near won every title and accolade in that company before it died off and I moved onto greener pastures here in Combat Zone Wrestling.

I don’t think you realize what you have gotten your sorry little ass into Syptom come Overdrive. When we step in the ring at cZw Overdrive this week Syptom, you are not stepping into the so-called “bloated, blow-up, washed-up has-been cZw Hardcore champion ‘Badd Company’ Mike King.” No, no, no, no. You are stepping in with the “WIF legend, ass kicking, neck breaking, check cashing, priest DDTing son of a bitch cZw Hardcore champion ‘Badd Company’ Mike King.”


(Hix stink-eyes King. Hix gets a signal and cue to a comerical.)

Hix: Easy there big boy, thank you for coming Mike, I’m sorry we cannot talk some more but we have to go to commerical. Now let’s kick it to dancing sumo.

(The camera pans over to the sumo in his suit looks at the camera with a smile and rips off his suit wearing only a sumo thong with a banana painted on the front . "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" hits the airwaves as Sumo begins to dance and King shakes his head as the camera fades.)
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