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Going Hunting; Fatal Fourway RP#1
Topic Started: Jun 7 2009, 12:09 AM (47 Views)
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The scene opens up where we see Mrs Benson, Mr. Kiljoy PR Agent and shes sitting in a car and is on the cellphone.

Mrs. Benson- Yes i know Mr. Kiljoy was supposed to be at the Signing but he has other things to take care of....Yess i know but he just recently lost a very hard fought match and he's not doing anything now just resting....I assure you he will re schedule.

Mrs Benson then flips the phone shut and sits in the car for a few seconds, She then gets out and walks as the camera then backs up we see thsat were in the woods. As Mrs Benson walks she stumble a little stops and looks like shes going to scream but just takes a breather and contines walking towards a tent that has a little fire set up in front of it. She walks towards it and stops and clears her throat. Then we see Mr. Kiljoy comes out dress up like a hunter.

Mr. Kiljoy- Mrs Benson, How the hell are you doing? did you take care of that for me?

Mrs. Benson- You mean lie about that your in the hospital, And not being able to come to a autograph signing at the Mall? If thats what you mean then yes, I took care of that.

Mr. Kiljoy- Thanks alot, I never knew having a PR agent was this fun, YOu take care of all my screw ups and such. But only if you could have made me the Ultraviolent Champion. But no that went to the big mental case Shrapnel. But I'm not going to complain, I'm going to start showing people the sick side of Mr. Kiljoy. I think thats what i have to do to get in line for that title, And my first act is this.

Mr. Kiljoy then goes back into the tent and pulls out a shot gun. He then clicks it and looks at Mrs Benson as she just stares at him.

Mr. Kiljoy-Be Very Very Quiet, I'm hunting wrestlers hehehehehehe.

Mrs Benson- What the hell are you talking about?

Just then Mrs Benson heres some nosies from behind her and as she turns to look, There is 3 men that looks homeless standing there looking at her and Mr. Kiljoy.

Homeless Man #1 Okay so all we have to do is run around the woods and you come chasing us?

Mr. Kiljoy- Yes.

Homeless Man #2- And were going to each get twenty dollars and a bottle of Hooch?

Mr. Kiljoy- The Best bottle of Hooch you ever drank and big face twenties for everyone.

Homeless Man #3 But what with the shotgun, Is it real?

Mr. Kiljoy then points the shotgun at homeless man #3 and shots him right in the leg, As he screams and stumbles hes grabbing his leg as Mrs Benson looks at Mr. Kiljoy in shock.

Mrs Benson- You just shot a man?

Mr. Kiljoy- Yes i did and it felt great. But these are rubber bullets, they use these to stop riot and stuff. It just hurts as hell, and now just realizing that i dont think i should have shot him in the leg i should went for the arm now hes just going to be limping and its going to be easy.

Mrs Benson- I dont want to even think about how many laws you just broke, And what does this have to do with your match this week?

Mr. Kiljoy- Oh yeah i almost forgot, Hey guys put your masks on.

just then homeless man #1 and #1 put plastic cut out masks of Blade and Rob Wright. the homeless man #3 have trouble putting his mask on as he then finally gets it on we see Vlad Valo. the man then looks at each other then back at Mr. Kiljoy and Mrs Benson.

Mrs Benson- oh okay so that makes it right?

Just then we hear a loud blow horn as Mrs Benson jumps, Mr. Kiljoy is just looking at her then looks at the three homeless men who is just standing there.

Mr. Kiljoy- That means for you to start running!!

The two Homeless men then starts running as the third is trying to but is limping badly. Mr. Kiljoy then clicks then flips the shotgun open and inserts rubber bullets. he starts to walks towards the man liming as Mrs Benson follows behind him

Mr. Kiljoy- You see Mrs Benson, After that nasty match i had at the PPV where i required some intense hours in the ER i thought of something, I thought to myself and came up with the best option for me in the CZW. I'm going to start taking guys out one by one. My goal is to have fun here but lately i havent. So i have to how can i say shakes things up in the CZW. This losing streak is kinda of fun because i'm atleast hurting somebody, But at the end of the day a win is what makes and breaks you in the CZW. So this week at Overdrive i'm facing three wrestlers in a fatal fourway match. Now the three sorry pieces of trash that i'm facing seem like they might be on the right path towards bigger and better things but not when there in the ring with me, not on my watch. OH HELL NO!!!!

Just then Mr. Kiljoy then does a flip on the ground like hes in a action movie and aims and fire, We then see Homeless man #3 falls down real hard and not move, Mrs Benson looks on as Mr. Kiljoy then jumps up.

Mr. Kiljoy- Head Shot.

Mr. Kiljoy then walks over to homeless man # 3 and flips him over and he seems to be knock out. he then takes out a digital camera and hands it to Mrs Benson and then he stands and poses as he puts his Foot on the body of the down homeless man. Mrs Benson takes the pic and looks at Mr. Kiljoy who then smiles and looks at the pic on the screen. He nods in agreement.

Mr. Kiljoy- Here lies Vlad Valo, He been in the CZW for sometime but really didnt amount to anything. I Mr. Kiljoy finally will take him out of his misery, Because frankly he was a waste of space. Baton Rouge lost one of there piles of trash and i will make sure they reclaim it. He tries to give oponents Terminal Sleep but when i'm done hes going to be in a Terminal Coma. Mr. Valo is not going to be a factor in this match because when it comes to any match that involves Mr. Kiljoy. I'm the one that will make sure they remember me while Mr. Valo will be gone and forgotten. Now rest in peace to Mr. um whatever his name is, See i already forgot his name.

Mr. Kiljoy then kicks some dirt on the Homeless man and starts to walk off followed by Mrs. Benson

Mr. Kiljoy- I tried to be a fair man, Really i did. But at the end of the day i have to remind myself that i have to be the most disturbing man in the CZW. The only way for that to happend is for me to do things to shock the fans and the CZW. That is why i'm in the division i'm in now, That is why i tend to want to see my oponents bleed in the ring like slaughter cattle. That is why The CZW is going to see a very nasty era, I know i been saying things along that line but trust me i think now they will know that i'm not playing around.

Mr. Kiljoy then stops and motions Mrs Benson to stop and be quiet. He stands there for a few mins just standing looking blankly striaght ahead he then points towards the open as Mrs Bensn looks but dont see anything. Mr. Kiljoy then points the shotgun in the air and fires as Mrs Benson jumps and looks to see Homeless man #2 falling down from the tress where he was hiding. As he falls he grabs his back as Mr. Kiljoy then walks up towards him wearing a Rob Wright mask and points the gun at him and as the man is covering his face Mr. Kiljoy then smiles at Mrs Benson who then takes a picture.

Mr. Kiljoy- Here lies The Real Deal Rob Wright. The Real Deal, What a joke. I mean have this guy done anything real? I know he assisted me with a little problem i had with Beautiful Agony, but really what have Mr. Wright done for us to recognize him in the CZW. The only think that sticks in my head is holding the Hardcore title for two plus mins. Mr. Wright i'm going to have the pleasure to take you out and beat you to a semi concious state and then wake you back up and beat you again. I'm going to ship you back to Homer, Moe, Mr. Burns and whoever you hang out with in Springfield.

Mrs. Benson- he's from Springfield, Massachusetts.

Mr. Kiljoy just looks at Mrs Benson and then back at the fallen Homeless man.

Mr. Kiljoy- Okay that makes sense now. lets go and take care of the last piece of meat.

Mr. Kiljoy and Mrs Benson then walks on.

Mr. Kiljoy- One by one as i take out these highly trained killers out in these woods, Is the same way i take out the four poor souls that the CZW put in the ring with me. I'm going to beat each and every one of the three men equally because i'm not bias or anything i feel all three will have there asses handed to them equally.

Just then we hear a yell and as Mrs. Benson and Mr. Kiljoy both turn we see Homeless man # 1 with the Blade mask on running towards the two with a bit piece of wood in his hand(you can laugh now if you like)As hes running towards the two Mr. Kiljoy just points and waits till he's about twenty feet from him and then pulls the trigger. As the impact of the shot flips the man it rips the mask apart as it was a front face shot. the Man is lying on the ground as Mr. Kiljoy then walks over to him and kicks him to the side we can see the man face, and its already looking red. Mr. Kiljoy then cracks the man in the jaw with the butt of the shotgun as Mrs Benson looks on disgusted.

Mr. Kiljoy- Here lies Blade, I dont know what is it with you but you really tick me off. This sorry piece of cow dung is from Nashville, TN, When i think about it theres nothing good that came from there so sending bad to bad isnt that bad. Mr. Blade you and i will cross path in the match and i will show you just how cutthroat i can be. You will be unlucky with it comes to me and that i can promise you Mr. Blade. I still dont know why but you really do tick me off.

Mrs. Benso then takes a picture of the last homeless man and hands the camera back to Mr. Kiljoy, He takes it and places it back into his pocket. As he then walks away Mrs. Benson then walks then stops and takes out her phone and presses a button and then puts the phone to her ears.

Mrs Benson- Hey its me, i dont know how but i think hes about to give, yeah dont worry its working actually how you said it would, he will be ready this week for sure trust me.

As Mrs Benson then flips the phone shut she looks at Mr. Kiljoy walking away as the scene fades to black.



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