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One Upping The Competition?; BB OD RP 1
Topic Started: Jun 11 2009, 03:32 AM (111 Views)
Brian Blaze


The scene opens with Brian Blaze lounging out on a couch in his locker room. Sarah Jane is seen sitting on a chair watching the rest of Overdrive as Brian Blaze has an ice pack on his back as he is in a very Zen state.

Sarah: You’re missing a hell of a match here Brian. The Next Generation and El Fuego this match is phenomenal.

Brian: That may be, however, I just got my ass kicked by a sick freak named Chino.

Sarah then turns to look at Brian who continues to lie there and hasn’t moved,

Sarah: Brian you DDT’d him into a steel chair then pinned him. If anything it was him who got his ass whooped.

Brian: I got the DDT on the steel chair no doubt. However, he’s a tough bastard Sarah. He gave me a run for my money however, us, well us champions we do what it takes on the fly to talk away with the win. I don’t care who they put in my way Sarah Jane. I’m going to be on top of this division for a long time.

?: That is a great attitude man because your next opponent is in.

Sarah: Who are you?

The camera pans to a random kid just standing there watching the rest of Overdrive as he notices Brian Blaze lying there with the ice on his back. Brian then finally opens his eyes as he looks up and sees this kid standing in the locker room.

Brian: Don’t worry just pull out an eight by ten from my bag there and I’ll sign it for this kid. I’m never the type to shy away from my fans.

?: Well that’s awful kind of you. However, in actuality I was really looking for the bathroom.

Brian then shoots the kid a look that could kill as Sarah can’t help but chuckle. Brian finally shows a bit more life as he sits up.

Brian: Kid, what’s your name and more importantly what in the world were you saying about my title?

?: Well champ, the name is Mark and as I was going to the bathroom. By the way on a different note I think I’m lost. However, as I was on my way to the bathroom I overheard some of the grumblings that people were saying and you are signed to face Godzilla Sawyer on Overdrive for that title you have on that table over there.

Brian then reaches over and grabs his belt as he places it over his shoulder as the kid helps himself to a seat and Brian continues to monitor him.

Brian: So, that is what they have in store for Mr. Entertainment. They want me to face a giant lizard.

Sarah: A giant lizard that is currently feuding with Kris Kamikaze and put him in a dumpster as well Brian.

Brian: Sounds fantastic, anyone who hates Kris Kamikaze as much as I do deserves a shot at my title.

Mark: I completely agree and now he probably wants to do something that Kris Kamikaze couldn’t do. Take that title from off of your shoulder and try to put it around his waist. Then realize that he is far to big to put it around his waist and then just give up and carry it over his shoulder much like you are right now.
Brian just gives Mark a long lifeless stare as Sarah begins to chuckle again.

Brian: Kid, I can’t help but notice your shirt stand up.

Mark then stands up as he is wearing a J.A. Sawyer “Working Man” shirt as he then sits back down as his mind begins to wander as he is looking around the locker room.

Brian: Awesome shirt man, Working Man J.A. Sawyer I haven’t seen that man in forever, he was a hell of a competitor haven’t seen him around you know where he went kid.

Sarah gives Brian an Are You Serious look as the kid can’t help but laugh as he tries to compose himself.

Mark: You can’t be frigging serious.

Mark says this still with laughter in his voice as Brian Blaze sticks his arms out looking around the room as Sarah keeps the same expression on her face as she finally musters up some words.

Sarah: Brian, you literally have no idea why I want to hit you right now.

Brian: No Sarah, I have no idea why you would even contemplate hitting me right now. I have no idea what you two are thinking, Sarah do you have a brother I never met before and this is your way of introducing him to me.

Sarah then throws a shoe at Brian Blaze and hits him right in the forehead. Brian is on the floor in some pain as Mark begins to laugh even harder.

Brian: JESUS CHRIST WOMAN! WHO IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TAWNY KITAEN THROWING YOUR DAMN STIELTTO’S AT ME!

Sarah: Brian: you’re so dumb J.A. Sawyer is Godzilla Sawyer he just got more muscular, I think.

Brian: SO YOU THROW A SHOE. If Godzilla wants to beat me he just has to flick my damn forehead I have a weak spot like Lord Voldemort now.

Sarah: I thought you hated Harry Potter.

Brian: Believe me not only do I hate Harry Potter, but I hate him even more since you threw a shoe at my head.

Sarah: Whatever, you definitely deserved it for being an idiot and not recognizing you fool.

Brian: Yeah o.k. I didn’t know it’s fine it’s ok. Hell I bet I’m not even the only one however, no reason for a damn show to be thrown at my forehead.

Mark s still hitting there laughing uncontrollably as Brian Blaze picks himself up and plants himself back on his couch as he is now holding the ice pack to his forehead. Sarah just shrugs her shoulders as he turns around to continue watching Overdrive as Mark finally settles down.

Mark: Brian, I think we can become some friends I know of some things going on here in Van City baby it will get you prepared for your match with JA Zilla.

Brian: Kid you come in here and not only help me out by telling me who I need to get ready for but now how I need to get ready for this monster of a man. That is some awesome news kid, you should probably get lost more often if you help others as much as you are me right now.
Mark just smiles as he stands up.

Mark: Brian, you and I are going to make you pound for pound ready to take on a monster of a man like Godzilla man. You just need to meet me at this address tomorrow afternoon man.

Brian is then handed a piece of paper as he analyzes it and then stashes it in his pants pocket.

Mark: You’re going to be in an intense scenario Brian however, it won’t end there we’re going to keep going from there as you and I are going to be taking the weekend to get through this training and then I swear you’ll be ready Godzilla Sawyer you will only have to work during the weekdays for your match.

Brian: Awesome man, but why are you helping me if you are clearly a JA Sawyer fan.

Mark: I’m a sucker for Entertainment man. Besides I found your locker room didn’t I and no other mortal man other than Godzilla and Kaneda Kong could pull something like you’re about too off.

Brian then stands up as he begins to walk over to Mark as the two shake hands.

Brian: Thanks a lot kid this won’t go un rewarded for not only you but my thousands of fans out there when I defend my title against Godzilla Sawyer. By the way there is a bathroom right over there if you need to go,

Mark: Nah man that’s ok I already went. Oh and Brian, bring your appetite with you tomorrow.

Brian then gets a grossed out look on his face he is now looking at his hand as he is certain it is covered in urine because this kid wet himself. Sarah is laughing hysterically as Brian keeping the disgusted look on his face as he now walks to the bathroom and the scene fades.

The scene then reopens as Brian is standing outside of a place in Vancouver called the Two Parrots. Just then Mark is seen walking up the street as Brian nods at him and acknowledges as Mark is wearing the same J.A. Sawyer shirt from the day before as Brian gives him an odd look.

Mark: Hey man it’s me Mark ya remember?

Brian: Oh, I remember who you are kid. However you’re wearing the same shirt as yesterday man.

Mark: Yeah I figured if I wore the J.A. Sawyer shirt it would make you remember me that much easier.

Brian: Good logic however why stop at J.A. Sawyer you could’ve been on CZWSHop.com and purchased yourself a Brian Blaze T-Shirt. Remember Mark Brian Blaze is Quality Entertainment.

Brian then pulls a Brian Blaze T-Shirt out of his coat pocket as he throws it at Mark. Mark then catches it as he simply shrugs and puts the shirt on over his J.A. Sawyer shirt as Brian rubs his hands together and removes his sunglasses.

Brian: Well Mark it’s two pm here in Vancouver and I am here outside of the Two Parrots waiting for you to show up. Now here you are and we are going to get ready for Sawyer, whaddya have in mind man.

Mark: Well Brian the solution is quite simple there is a pie eating contest tonight and you are in it.

The smile from Brian’s face quickly vanishes as he gives Mark a bit of a death stare.

Brian: Care to explain this unorthodox method of training.

Mark: Well it’s simple and it’s clearly obvious. J.A. Sawyer is a Heavyweight and there is no denying that now here you are and compared to J.A. Sawyer well, you’re a scrawny bastard. Therefore if you can gain a little weight then this becomes a true battle of the behemoths as two might Heavyweights will clash.

Brian: Mark, this is the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard. Just because I enter a Pie eating contest and eat an unhealthy amount of pies that doesn’t mean I’ll gain enough weight to become a Heavyweight. However, I’m going to go through with your crazy theory because if I can win a Pie Eating contest against people the size of J.A. Sawyer then I know I can beta anyone at anything. Whether it is an eating contest or a wrestling match. J.A. Sawyer Brian Blaze is going to one up you.

Mark: Yeah, isn’t that something now stop wasting time and let’s go in there.

Brian nods as the two men then enter the eatery. They notice a wide array of people however, one of the most notables other than Brian Blaze himself would be Kobayashi. The man who is known for eating hot dogs competitively. Mark then waves to Kobayashi as he waves back and Kobayashi waves back as he gets up on the stage the has a huge table littered with different assortment of pies. There is Kobayashi a ridiculously fat man and a lovely young woman on the stage. Brian Blaze turns to Mark is analyzing the competition.

Brian: You seriously had to put me in an eating contest with Takeru Kobayashi. Are you frigging serious? I mean I expected more people like the walking Heart Attack in the middle of the group right there since he seems to be more up to Sawyer’s standards. However, you had to enter me in a contest with the best eater in the world.

Mark then shakes his head and chuckles.

Mark: Brian you have to look at it this way. Kobayashi is the best at what he does and you beating him is by all means clearly a catastrophic upset. Now if you can beat the Best Eater in a Pie Eating contest then you should have no problem beating anyone in anything after this. You just go up there and out eat that crazy Asian and you will know how good you truly are.

Brian then nods his head he then walks up on the stage as he stands besides the lovely young lady. Brian notices she is checking him out as Brian then pulls her aside.

Brian: Hey girl I notice you noticing me what is your name?

Girl: Samantha.

Brian: That’s a pretty name listen sweetheart. You drop out of this contest and I’ll invite you to the BB Gun Show!

Brian then flexes as his muscles bulge through the shirt and the girl can’t help but be awestruck at this sight. She nods her head as she starts caressing Brian’s arms as he winks and she goes over to the councillor of the eating contest and officially withdraws from the contest. Brian then makes his way back up on the stage as he reaches into his jeans pocket and pulls out a slip of paper. He then picks it up as he hit’s the large man on the back.

Brian: Hey there slim I believe you dropped this.

Man: What are you talking about?

Brian: Well I just picked up this all you can eat Buffet at the restaurant just down the street and oh my god it’s only good for today however you can stay as long as you want. Here you go slim.

The fat man can’t help but take the coupon and run out of the door as everyone can’t help but notice the large man running at that kind of speed.

Brian: Damn, I feel bad he’s just running to a Buffest he probably lost one thousand calories just going to the door alone at his size.

People in the eatery laugh as Mark nods and shoots Brian a thumbs up. Brian returns the gesture with a head nod as the councillor is now up on the stage with a microphone in hand.

Councillor: Here we are folks the Main Event of the evening. Since we’ve had two last minute drop outs this is turning into a one on one affair as Takeru Kobayashi one of the greatest eaters in the world. Takes on some Pro Wrestler.

Brian waves to the people as a Brian Blaze chant breaks out in the eatery and the Councillor is now off the stage.

Councillor: You both have fifteen minutes to eat as many pies as you want. If either one of you happen to regurgitate your food you will be disqualified and automatically lose this competition is that clear.

Kobayashi nods as Brian Blaze shoots a thumbs up at the councillor.

Councillor: Alright here we go in three….two….one…CONSUME!

Kobayashi begins with a wicked pace as he lifts up a pie and begins shoving it down. Brian Blaze is taking a more practical approach however as he has cut the pie into six slices and has now began to eat the pie with his knife and fork. Brian Blaze has removed one slice from his first pie as Kobayashi is already on his second pie.

Brian: Mmm, Blueberry.

Mark then shoots a what the hell look at Brian as he rushes the stage and stands up beside Brian.

Mark: What the hell are you doing man?

Brian: That’s simple man, I’m participating in a pie eating competition duh.

Mark: The point is for you to eat the pies and win this competition to prove you’re amazing at anything you do.

Brian: You know what I don’t think many people realize Mark. I don’t think many people realize just how under rated Sawyer is. I mean he is amazingly athletic and agile for a man his size and if he hits me with that cannonball splash than I will be flatter than a pancake. They’ll need a spatula just to remove me from the canvas.

Brian says this as he takes his third bite from his first slice of pie as Kobayashi is now on his fourth pie.

Mark: I really don’t think you realize who you are up against Brian. He is Kobayashi he makes a living out of this.

Brian: Mark I realize this and I’m a pro wrestler. However, Mark I’m not your average pro wrestler I’m a god damn champion must like Kobayashi is. How did I become a Champion? I know what it takes to win and I bring a certain mentality to everything I do. You see Mark even though Sawyer is very under rated here in CZW here I stand as the champion and him my challenger. There is no doubt in my mind that once he even gets one of those big paws on me that he is going to put a good ass whooping on me however, that is why I’m a Champion and he is a challenger.

Brian says that as he finishes up his first slice of pie and Kobayashi is now on his fifth as Brian reaches for another slice of pie.

Councillor: Ten minutes left in the pie eating competition.

Mark: Brian, what in the blue hell are you talking about?

Brian: You see I know what Sawyer needs to do to hurt me. I know what he is going to bring to the table and I know he is going to bring that strength game and believe you me Mark I can’t wait for it. However, as great of an athlete Sawyer is there is no doubt in my mind that I am a better one. I’m not trying to be cocky and I’m not trying to undersell my opponents skills however, I am willing to take Sawyer out of his Comfort zone and that is exactly what I intend to do on Overdrive. I’m not going to let Sawyer his insane power moves on me I’m going to make him wrestle my fast paced match man. Sawyer is going to be spun around the ring so many times it’s going to make him sick. He won’t be able to keep up with the likes of me. Sawyer has never been in the ring with anyone that is even close to the likes of me.

Brian finishes his second slice of pie as he reaches for a third as Kobayashi is now on his seventh pie. Mark is getting more frantic as he looks up on the clock.

Mark: Brian there are six minutes left in this competition you better do something drastic man.

Brian: You see what I’m going to do is take my opponent out of his comfort zone. However, if I find myself in an unfortunate series of event and Sawyer is in control you see that is where the mark of a champion some in my friend. I’m going to run with it. I’m going to call every audible I have and I’m going to pull out every trick from under my sleeve. Right when Sawyer hits me with one thing I’ll have been waiting and successfully countered with something. I’m going to roll with his punches and then right when he thinks I’m knocked I surprised with the big right and I walk away the T.V> Title draped over my shoulder.

Brian then veers over to Kobayashi as he notices that he is having a hard time now eating the pie as he is now half way through his fourth. He then looks at the clock and see there is a little under five minutes left in the contest.

Brian: You see mark it’s not always about the brawn it’s sometimes about the brain. Thanks to the brain I’ve turned this pie eating contest into a one on one affair that I’m going to win in approximately two minutes. Sawyer is going to have his game well analyzed as I am going to turn this into a chess match. Then right when the time comes I’ll be calling check mate. Am I completely counting Sawyer out of this match hell no. He can easily pull off the victory. He has everything it takes to stand over my body at the end of the match with the title raised over his head. However, there is a fine line for me between respect and competition. Don’t care how much respect I have for you. You are standing in the way of me and my greatness when you step in the ring with me. People enter that ring with me and they know what they should expect. However, A chameleon is fun like that. Ever changing his ways and I will do anything and everything I absolutely can to ensure that Sawyer makes that one slip up when out of his comfort zone that I pierce his skull with a Blazing Arrow.

Brian then looks over as he notices Kobayashi is now head first in a puke bucket throwing up as the Councillor rings the bell and walks over to Brian Blaze.

Councillor: In a massive upset your winner by Disqualification Brian Blaze.

Brian: A DQ win that’s always nice, you don’t get those in CZW. All it takes is one small slip up and when you’re out of your comfort zone slip ups seem to happen frequently. Kobayashi isn’t a pie eating contest man and I realized this. Sawyer is not an X Division wrestler. Technically I am in that division and I’ll be flying at him in so many angles he’ll be sicker than Kobayashi. Then when is guard is down long enough and the Blazing arrow is hit. Sawyer will go out in a Blaze of Glory. Nothing Personal Just Business.

Brian then gets up as he grabs the trophy from the Councillor as Mark looks on with a shocked expression on his face.

Brian: I beat the best eater in the world at what he does best, eat food. Sawyer, I’m going to beat you at Overdrive.

Brian then hops off the stage as he leaves the restaurant as CZW takes a commercial break.
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