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You want Hardcore then its on.; Blade's rp
Topic Started: Jun 11 2009, 05:46 AM (50 Views)
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Before we see anything more than darkness, we hear the unmistakable slow popping of gases exploding from pockets in the neck. We then see Blade righting his head after cracking his neck. The light of the scene shifts a bit as he adjusts his Hardcore belt on his left shoulder, looks at it a moment before regarding the camera.


Blade: No doubt, by now, a lot of people have heard the ugly rumor. A lot of people look at this on paper, they think of the greatness that occurred the last two instances and what came of it all, and they think, Cher? Really? As Catwoman in the next Batman movie? Seriously? You look at Batman Begins, and obviously on its own it was pretty great. The villains weren't quite as big and flashy, minors really in the Rogue's Gallery, but the movie was really good. And then of course, you have The Dark Knight, arguably the greatest movie ever made, and you have to wonder what's going to happen in the third Nolan installment. A lot of people don't think there should be a third movie, just leave The Dark Night as the final chapter because it was so f**king good. But with the numbers that it's still pulling, you know Warner Brothers is going to want more.

The fanboys are kicking and screaming on the internet, "Cher?! As Catwoman?! That's gonna be some old p***y!" They're nay-saying, doubting the possibilities, calling the story from The Telegraph nonsense. And as I'm sure its a little early for that rumor to hold any weight, should we really be doubting the Nolan's decisions? I mean, really, how many people freaked out when they heard that Heath Ledger was going to don the green hair and red lips? How many people cited Tobey Maguire as Spider Man, agreed that surprises are nice, but still cried like little bitches when Brokeback Ledger was cast? I say, "In Christopher Nolan I trust!"

And how many people are doubting my Hardcore status? Clearly, Killjoy, the wanna be hardcore insane, the man with a ego bigger then Kayen, the Epitome of trash talking who attacks a man already hurt, the mid carder Superstar, the Biggest Blowhard doubts my abilities. He's called me out by attacking my Brother cause I won the match, Kill Joy is a mark, a wannabe, a child putting on his daddy's uniform -- playing dress-up! Blade is obviously as misinformed as The Telegraph's informants, because if anyone is worthy of facing me again is killjoy, it is Blade.

Blade: Yeah, say your extreme, like you something

Blade rolls his eyes and gives Blade "the slow clap."


Blade: If Cher is going to play anything in any movie anytime soon, its going to be Kevin Conner's biopic, cleverly titled "If I Could Turn Back Time." Because Kill Joy's got the past to rely on, his experiences as being a sick and twisted individual, disgracing himself with his actions against a cripple to prove what a f**king Hardcore deviant he is, how f**king "badass" he is, but that's all he has. And he can sell shit all he wants about how he's beaten me twice, but both of those instances could easily be argued against him, that tag match where my alleged partner was Jay Cee for instance. You know, its real easy to sit there and say, "Oh yea man, you are teamed with a guy that brought absolutely nothing to the ring, and so because you lost, I beat you!" And its just as easy to say, "Kevin, you f**king lost by A LOT to The Tag Champs, and I just beat the ever-living shit out of them Toxic Boys to win this...



Blade: ...and so, by the way logic works, your ass is grass at Night of Champions." I could easily point out my match with Tim Rothman as the most Hardcore Match this company has ever seen, the most dangerous match the world has ever witnessed, but the fact of the matter is, its all just talk. Everything you've said thus far, its all just f**king talk, which, the way I see it, is all you are the epitome of, running your goddamn mouth.

You obviously aren't any good at picking a mentor. I told you. I f**king told you that Level-One was going to use you up and spit you out like the trash that the both of you are, and look what happened. Kid Cannabis came out, making Level-One look like a tried and true blue bitch, and you were nothing more than a bitch's pool boy, doing his dirty work. So, if there's anything you need to be heralding about your long and "great" career, how about you talk about your accomplishments here in the CZW, where it matters in the here and now. You lost the King of Brawl Tournament spot to a man I just whipped, Level-One turned you into his personal servant, and no we'd rather not know about how "personal" it actually got, and you recently beat the snot out of a geriatric. Excuse me if I don't consider you to be anything more than just a joke, a big f**king joke.

So, your last promo? Null and f**king void. I mean, I guess I could sit here and give you some kudos for making your promo look so badass and long, but there's a world of difference between quantity and quality. And replaying entire matches from start to finish isn't quality, especially since you sullied each moment by being a part of them, its f**king bullshit. Its a hack job and it goes to show that you haven't shit to say, and that you're hiding the fact that you're scared shitless. I'll admit. In fact, I've already admitted that
So show up to Night of Champions, and walk down that aisle with all of your stupid nicknames. Climb up those steps with all of that ego, and slip through those ropes with all of your memories of what a "sadistic madman" you are. Because once those rings of the bell sound, that's all you're going to have. That's all you're going to have are nicknames, an ego, and your memories. Because when the referee is counting out the final three seconds of our match, when you're looking up at the ceiling, watching the lights of the arena swirl around as a hardcore concussion starts stealing bits and pieces of your mind, you'll be able to replay all of those great moments in your head as to how Hardcore you were, in the past, back then. Because right now, I am the hottest youngest wrestler CZW . Right now, I'm the favorite to win. Right now, I am the Man. And none of that will change when you're wishing you could turn back time.


Razor grins as he shifts his weight on his feet.


Irish Pete (off camera): Aye, I heard Conner looks better in fishnets than Cher...

Blade: Killjoy looks better than a lot of people in a lot of things, but that's his schtick. Killjoy is all about image, he's all about the flash, but there's no substance there. He's so transparent, he's such a f**king phony, if he were even to win this belt, it'd fall right through him. Take his last promo for instance. Yea, he had a lot to say. "Oh, I'm better than you. I won matches that we both happened to be in. Oh, and here's a couple of matches I was in back in the day that has no bearing on anything that's going on right now." I could sit here and show the countless matches against other Jr heavyweights in Japan, I could sit here and show the matches and but that or here.

Its filler, no killer. And if that's the attitude that you're going to bring to the ring, if that's the best you can do, you might as well not even show up to the event. Might as well save the plane ticket fare and stay home, watching your old matches, jerking off to your has-been career, to your past, to nights, matches, a time that means absolutely nothing. You want to know what does mean something? What does say everything? The one and only point to make?


Blade: I'm not Hardcore? Well, you could have f**king fooled me.


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