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| A Lesson in Hardcore.; RP#1 | |
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| Topic Started: Jun 14 2009, 12:27 AM (38 Views) | |
| Deleted User | Jun 14 2009, 12:27 AM Post #1 |
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The scene opens up where we see Mr. Kiljoy sitting at a desk and he's clicking away on the keys of a laptop. He then stops looks up as if he was thinking then goes back to clicking away. Mr. Kiljoy- I really didnt tink i have so many followers on my Twitter account. Well i guess i must be making some sort of impact here, I maybe on a losing streak that is going to end this week but hell i do love to have fans. Mr. Kiljoy then presses one last key and then flips the monitor shut. and looks at the camera. Mr. Kiljoy- This week on overdrive is going to be a fun night. After i nearly broke Razor neck, He seems to take it a rather bit hard. Well i did hear from the grapevine that the Cut Throat Thrillers are out for revenge and issuing all type of matches for me and my tag partner The Ultraviolent Champion Shrapnel. Now i know i shock some people when i came out whit a stell chair and took it to that Dull little boy Razor. Well the method to my madness is......Frankly i dont know. I just wanted to hurt somebody and Razor was in my sights. Your Partner Blade had a better night then you but he this week both of you guys luck isnt going to be sharp enough to cut through Mr. Kiljoy and Mr. Shrapnel. The Cut Throat Thrillers really think they can handle The both of us in a tag match, THey can request any type of match they want, I'm in the mood to hurt somebody and Blade and Razor is going to get hurt. But if you seen my matches and know that i enjoy making others bleed and wince in pain. I been doing this since day one and its going to be happening for as long as i'm here. The Thrillers are going to regret ever asking for any type of Hardcore match with this duo. But talking isnt my thing that much, action is. So lets go for little trip. Mr.Kiljoy then leaves the room as the camera follows him, He exits what looks to be a motel and walks towards a vehicle. ![]() Mr. Kiljoy- I know this may look a little bit too excesses but hey I'm a clown for god sake. Mr. Kiljoy then climbs on the wheel and starts to climb up to the car, He motions for the camera to go into the other side. after a few mins the cameraman is in the passenger side as Mr. Kiljoy is now driving to a destinantion. Mr. Kiljoy- That took you long enough. But i wanted to take a trip to look at the scenic views and alos wanted to show everybody just what Mr. Kiljoy does on his spare time. While we get to the spot i wanted to touch more on the Cut Throat Thrillers. When i heard them talking the first thing i wanted to do was kidnap a family member, torture them for a few hours and send them back with there mind a mess. But then i thought Mr. Kiljoy you just got the legal stuff in order with the Lauren and Tatum problem why should you go back to that? So i wanted to let those two want to be hardcore wrestlers that I can do things a little bit more extreme then them. After today people will never look at Mr. Kiljoy the same again. Mr. Kiljoy then pulls into a parking lot and parks the big smart car. As he jumps down hes followed by the cameraman that also had to jump down. As he follows Mr. Kiljoy he then spots a sign that says Woodland Park Zoo. The Camera man then looks at Mr. Kiljoy. Mr. Kiljoy- Now when people think Hardcore they think it only consist in the ring. But i'm here to tell your all thats watching and including the Thrillers. Most think that Hardcore only pertains in the ring or maybe outside of it or maybe even the back stage area. But i'm hear to show you thsat first hand that Mr. Kiljoy is the Most Hardcore Superstar in the CZW. Today i'm going to take a average day in the Zoo and turn it to a hardcore experience for all to see. so follow me so i can truly show you what hardcore is. As Mr. Kiljoy then walks through the entrance of the Zoo as the camerman follows as he walksing we see the zoo pack with adults and kids and baby strollers as we then see Mr. Kiljoy standing by the Tiger cage as the camerman goes to him. Mr. Kiljoy- The Tiger, Is one of the most dangerous creatures. You think there calm then they pounce on you and shred you into little pieces and gobble you up like your kibble. But look at that beautiful animal there. Mr. Kiljoy then points to a tiger thats behind the cage. ![]() Mr. Kiljoy- Now i'm going to do something that i know The Thrillers dont have the melons to do. Mr. Kiljoy then hops over the rails and walks towards the cage. and then pulls out a rare piece of steak that was in his inside coat pocket Mr. Kiljoy- I bet your wondering just what am i doing? Well i'm going to show you just what hardcore is. I'm going to tie theis piece of steak around my waist and wrestle this damn tiger into submission. As Mr. Kiljoy then pulls out what looks to be a string the cameraman then goes back to the tiger that happened to see the red meat. ![]() As Mr. Kiljoy is messing with the string, he never notice the tiger that is getting close to him. as He then turns the tie the steak the Tiger the lunges and swipes the steak from Mr, Kiljoy hands. Mr, Kiljoys then falls back and then gets up in a hurry and jumps over the railing and falls on his back breathing heavy. after a few mins he gets up and looks at the Camerman. Mr. Kiljoy- Why didnt you tell me that Tigger was about to tear my arm off? I mean a little warining would have been suffice. By anychance did you get that on tape? The camera goes up and down. Mr. Kiljoy- okay now thats what you call hardcore. WHo in there right mind would feed a raw stea to a tiger so close like that? A man that has no problem putting himself in the line of fire just to get his point across. Now Thrillers that was just a little taste of what i'm about, Now what type of hardcore match up can you compared to staring eye to eye with a tiger and making the tiger back away and run away with it tail between it legs? I looked death in the eyes and say Listen Buddy i'm busy now come check me later. I have no problems beating you two like the sorry dogs that you are, I have no problems making you two bleed like water sprouting from the ground from a hose, have it cover the whole ring, Hell the whole arena if i get my way. Thrillers your time of thinking your the big shots heree are done. Me and Shrapnel are going to show you two just what a violent duo we can be. But i'm not done showing you how hardcore i can be. Mr. Kiljoy then starts to walk towards a small building that has the window tinted, As the camera then close up to the title we see it says Reptile house. As they both enter the house, Mr. Kiljoy then walks right up to the glasse where we see some snakes and it looks like they are feeding. ![]() ![]() ![]() Mr. Kiljoy- Now these are very tricky creatures. They slither and with no noises and then when you least expect it the lunge and the bite and then finally the squueze and your done. Just like how the Thrillers are going to be done this week at Overdrive. Instead of squeezing the life out of them i'm going to beat them into a stage of nothingness. Razor and Blade are going to end up dumber then they already are. Now to show you just how Hardcore i am. I have set up a presentation to show you just what i can do to a Boa that think it can put the squeeze on me. Just then one of the big snakes strikes and cracks against the glass just inches from Mr. Kiljoy face, He screams then runs out of thr Reptilr house as the cameraman follows behind. The both stop and get here breath back. Mr. kiljoy- Oh my god! I know you got that on tape. I single handley took out one of there biggest Boas. I taunted it to make itself knock itself out. I knew that monster was going to smack its head against the glass. Not only am i hardcore but i'm smart too. Unlike laural and Hardy duo called the Cut Throat Thrillers. You two will see first hand that te time of the thrillers are done and after just what i showed you me taking out a Tiger and also a Boa. Hell it could have been a Rhino, A Bear, A Croc thay can throw the whole Zoo at me. And i will always be standing in Victory. See you at Overdrive guys. The scene then fades as we See Mr. Kiljoy looking around cautiously as he walks away from the camera view. |
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