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The Mike King Show Episode 5; FourWay Tag RP
Topic Started: Jul 10 2009, 11:40 PM (136 Views)
Mike King
CZW Ultimate Role Player
(The screen opens up with a fade-in from black with

Combat Zone Wrestling, The Next Generation and Badd Company Productions presents

The Mike King Show

written on it.

Voice-Over: Welcome to the Mike King Show.

From there the words fade out as the hard rocking opening of "Dr. Feelgood" by Motley Crue pumping with various CZW shots of Mike King both wrestling in and out of the ring and of various promo shots, with and without his recent added face-paint. Before the first verse starts, the video cuts off as Mike King is shown standing without his face-paint on.

Voice-Over: Ladies and gentlemen, Mike King!!!!!

King starts talking as the music fades into the background.)

Mike King: Ladies and gentlemen, it is Mike King of both Wrestling Internet Federation and Combat Zone Wrestling fame and this is the fifth episode of “The Mike King Show” for the week of July 5th. Fourth of July, Independence Day weekend has come and gone and so has Summer Showdown. As I’ve mentioned in the past few weeks of “The Mike King Show”, this a weekly web-show on the CZW website, my own personal website and podcast for those of you using iTunes, Zune store, Juice or some other podcast aggravator device. Now I am recovering from the weekend so I may be slightly out of it.

Now I did mention Summer Showdown II, that was a great event but not really for The Next Generation. Cage Stryker won the CZW World Heavyweight Title and Krimzon Blaze had his second rise to greatness, winning the X-Division title again in that match. Now if only K-Blaze can actually hold onto the title this time…


(King chuckles at his slam on the new X-Division champion.)

King: While that happened, that night was a victory to me. That night, I proved that I am the real King of the Combat Zone. See when I came in here I cannot tell you how many people asked me if I was Ace’s little brother. It hurt me. I had been a success in the WIF for the past three years and yet because I have the same last name of a star, I am seen as a man who is his brother. And so for the first time we face-off in the ring, I proved to him and to the fans that I am better than him, I am the real King of the Combat Zone and that I am the who put him out of his miserable existence. Let’s take a look at it shall we?

(The scene cuts to a video of the X-Chamber match from the Summer Showdown II pay-per view.
Quote:
 

Daniels: Blaze and Monroe are measuring up KING and Kirkland as they stand…TFC charges in but King and Kirkland duck...Monroe and Blaze turn and both are met with kicks to the midsection! Kirkland grabs Monroe…CRADLE SHOCK!!”

Masters: “KING KRASH ON BLAZE!! KING KRASH ON BLAZE!!”

Daniels: “And now it’s Kirkland and KING staring eachother down in the ring! The fans cheering to a fever pitch as the team formerly known as Youthful Aggression face-off…and they each turn and rush the cage, climbing the chamber on opposite sides!!”

Masters: “What!? King should’ve killed him!!


The scene cuts to another scene from the match.

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Masters: “ACE!! ACE HAS THE WORLD TITLE!!”

Daniels: “Ace King moving onto the top scaffolding but Kirkland and KING have followed him up!! All three of them slowly move in on the scaffold now. And now Monroe and Blaze are heading up the cage as well! Ace hits Mike King with a back elbow as he advances in, and then turns and NAILS KIRKLAND WITH THE FULL HOUSE!! KIRKLAND FALLS FROM THE SCAFFOLD!! OH, thank god!! He landed on the lower one!! Ace turns around but Mike King with a kick to the knee and ROCKS the champion with that BURNING ELBOW! KING measuring up the champion who is dazed….oh no…OH NO!!”

Masters: “YES!! SHINING METALLICA!!

Daniels: “ACE FALLS!! ACE FALLS!! ACE KING FALLS FROM THE TOP SCAFFOLD ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE RING!!!! DEAR GOD!!!”

The scene cuts again to Ace King on the

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Daniels: “Signs of life from Stryker as well, though Ace King is still unmoving!!


The scene cuts back to King sitting at his desk for the mailbag portion of the Mike King show.)

King: Now people will talk about how Gregory Grantham F-5 Ace King through a table at the UNLV commencement ceremonies. And for all of you moronic, idiotic, high school dropouts that is UNLV’s graduation. A lot of people including Gregory Grantham will “claim” that I did not take out Ace, that I only finished the job. Well let me say this Gregory, all you did was injure him, not even enough to remove him from the X-Chamber. Gregory, you just hurt the man and I nearly killed the man when I knocked him out and he dropped to the canvas on his ass.

(The scene changes as King is now shown sitting at a desk with a picturesque backdrop of the Arizona desert behind him.

Voice-Over: Now it is time for the Mike King Mailbag.

He looks annoyed and shakes his head due to some of the questions he was sent.)

King: Now just like the last show, these are a few e-mails that I have gotten through my website about various topics. We have some quality e-mails and we have some of these e-mails that I’ll add those parties to my Metallica Kick list. The first question is from Jesse of Hernet, California. Jesse writes “I have a back itch, what should I do about it?”

(King grabs his waste paper basket and pukes into it. He then grabs a Kleenex and whips the remaining throw-up from his lips.)

King: Uh, why are you asking me you idiot? First off, that is disgusting. And second off, I am a wrestler not a doctor. I never spent enough time in a wrestling school to get a doctorate degree in it, I am not that much of a nerd to do that. Next?

(Crunches the first page into a ball and throws it off to the side before going to the next page.)

King: Well the next question is from Dan from Fort Myers, Florida. Dan writes, “What is the book that you are currently reading?”

(King reaches under his desk and pulls out white book with several designs on it.)

King: Daniel, I recently got on with Nikki Sixx’s “The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star” and with that done, I needed a few new books to read.

(King pulls out a bigger book that has a few snow-capped mountains on it.)

King: Last week I went to Disneyland with a few friends and picked up “The Disney Mountains: Imagineering at Its Peaks” by Jason Surrell it is a good book that goes over all of the Disney mountain-themed attractions from the Matterhorn to Expedition Everest. It even talks about ones in the international parks and uncreated mountains. It’s a good read for any die-hard Disney fans, like myself.

(King pulls another book out, this one is yellow and is about the size of the first one.)

King: While I was down in California for the Disneyland trip, I also finally picked up “The Watchmen” by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons in one of the Downtown Disney bookstores. For those who don’t know, this was the book that started the graphic novel trend in the comic book universe. It is about how super heroes helped with the Vietnam War and helped America actually win it. Then super heroes had to a government sponsored retirement, not too dissimilar to Disney-Pixar “The Incredibles” movie from 2004. I am not done with it, but when I am I will give the details on it.

(King puts the three books back under his desk before looking at the next question.)

King: Coming from the where's the heat-box of e-mails this week, this e-mail is from Amanda in Shackleford, Virginia. She asks, “What was the meaning of ripping the Hills the way you did last week? Audrina Patridge is a celebrity and you are not.”

(King looks slightly angered and you can tell by his facials and the tone in his voice.)

King: Excuse me Amanda, it’s obvious you love the show and have a lesbian crush on Audrina and I don’t. So why don't you just mute this for a minute or two jill yourself off to her while I continue. I never liked Laguna Beach, I think the Real World has sucked for a few years now and most reality television besides watch Rock of Love and Daisy of Love, is pointless. Most of the so-called television shows these days suck. Do you even see quality stuff these days that isn’t Law & Order: Special Victims Unit or some original program on USA Network?

No, you can’t. Not even most of the Disney channel shows my cousins watch are good television.Hell I tried watching the new 10 Things I Hate About You show and it sucked. Now yes, I know you have to have a slow build to things but it did not add up to me. I didn't like the first episode so it can only go up from here and I hope it does soon or else they are not gonna have me as a viewer anymore.

Now on to Audrina Patridge, I did even more research from my last show and she wanted to be a model but failed. She is not even a real celebrity. Just because you are on television and star on a station called Music Television when it don’t even play music anymore, except when an icon of the early years dies, you are? I don’t want to be famous for being “that guy on a television show.” That is why I wanted to be a wrestler and be one of the best at it. I’d be famous for a reason and not cause I am handed it by being someone’s kid or someone on some reality TV show.


(King rolls his eyes before grabbing the next page.)

King: Hopefully I don't get anymore of these Audrina questions. This next e-mail is from Brett in Scottsdale, Arizona. He asks, “Being your into music, what do you think is the best new band out there?”

Well Brett despite the fact you are from Snotsdale, Snobbsdale or whatever you will call it, I will answer your question. This is actually a good question. I would say Rev Theory and Saving Able are the best bands that I’ve seen get major label releases in the past year. I mean I am an 80’s kick ass rock fan wither it is the new wave of British heavy metal, glam metal or pure hard rock and those two bands have a link to that style of rock. Now if only Jet Black Stare can be as heavy as they are on "Ready to Roll,"


(King rolls his eyes before grabbing the next page.)

King: Next we got Stefani from Aurora, Colorado. She writes, “I know you are a NASCAR fan. So when it comes to races, which have you been to and which would you like to go to in the future?”

Well Stefani, besides having an effed up spelling of the name Stephanie, I’ll answer your question. I’ve been to all of the NASCAR Sprint Cup series races at Phoenix since November 2007, the last truck series race which was last November and the last two Nationwide series races. I also got to cover the Nationwide series and perhaps the last race at the Milwaukee Mile this past June. It will be sad to see that track go away due to the history in it.

Now when it comes to races I haven’t been to, there are actually quite a few. I have to go with the Daytona 500 of course, any NASCAR fan that does not want to go to that race should have their fan card removed and get a Metallica Kick from yours’ truly. I also would like to hit the Coke Zero 400 at Daytona and the Sharpie 500 from Bristol, Tennessee. Both races are night races which I love to watch and can be train wrecks. I like the Chicago track, going to the Allstate 400 at the Brickyard which is the famous Indianapolis Motor Speedway is any motor sports fan’s Mecca.


(King crumples up the previous page and tosses it off-screen.)

King: The next question comes from Peggy from Surprise, AZ. She asks “Hey Mike, your laundry is done…”

(King looks down at the e-mail.)

King: Oh it’s my mom.

(King quickly disposes of the e-mail.)

King: How did that e-mail get in there?

(King quickly shuffles his pages looking for another e-mail.)

King: Next we got Patrick from Syracuse, New York. He writes “What is next for you in CZW? It looked like you had your second World Heavyweight title in your grasp if not for Krimzon Blaze.”

Patrick, I’ll do whatever. My spot in Combat Zone Wrestling is cemented with taking out Ace King the way I did. I struck fear into all of the wrestlers who step foot into a CZW ring. However I would like to win either the X title off of Krimzon Blaze or beat El Pablo for the Intercontinental title. However this week, this week it is something different, it is myself and Rob Wright representing The Next Generation taking on Total Mayhem, The Cut Throat Thrillers and Idolized for the CZW Global Tag Team Titles.
Now it’s time for the Boner of the Week award…


(The scene cuts to the video package for the Boner of the Week award.

Voice-Over: The Combat Zone Boner of the Week Award presented by Trojanenz.

The video cuts to the middle of the Three Stages of Hell Match between Alan Fiscus and Eddie Rowan:

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MASTERS: Alan needs to get back in this match, if he doesn’t win this fall, the match is over. But I’m sure he will come out victorious.

DANIELS: Well Eddie is in control now. Eddie grabs Alan by his hair now and they are heading into the men’s bathroom. Eddie throws Alan forward and Alan goes crashing right into the mirror, glass is all over the floor now. Eddie walks Alan over and launches him into one of the stalls. OH MY! It seems there was a gentleman, using that particular stall is it was busted open, that’s embarrassing.

FANS: “SWIRLY! SWIRLY! SWIRLY! SWIRLY!”

RANDOM FAN IN STALL: WOOO! THIS IS JUST HALF MY DICK!!!

FANS: “COURTESY FLUSH! COURTESY FLUSH! COURTESY FLUSH!”

DANIELS: Wow that was uncalled for but that seems to have distracted Eddie enough and now Alan launches Eddie into the door and they are back out of the restroom.

MASTERS: See what I mean, these people have no home training.


The scene cuts back to King standing in the middle of the park still.

Voice-Over: That has been the Combat Zone Boner of the week Award presented by Trojanenz. Want condoms to go in easy, try getting lubrication on them already. Back to you Mike.

KING is now shown in his face-paint with his partner for this week’s four-way dance, Rob Wright as well as his half-brother and stablemate, Tim Timmons sitting outside under an umbrella.)

KING: Robert, Timothy as we've known for some time, the CZW fans in the Combat Zone are nothing but tools and that clip right there proved it.

Rob Wright: You are right, I am embarrassed to wrestle in front of those fans.

Tim Timmons: Which is why it won the Boner of the Week award this week right?

KING: That is exactly why, they are no good punks who are the scum of the Earth in the same vein as Cage Stryker, El Pablo, Krimzon Blaze, Brian Blaze...

(Tim cuts KING off.)

Timmons: And Brian Kirkland.

(KING just stares right back at Tim.)

KING: I am the only one who can talk about that deserter. He betrayed my trust with his good faith of creating the best tag team in CZW history and then only giving up the ghost when he was handed the first-ever reign of the CZW Ultraviolent Championship on a silver platter by Faz.

(Tim cowers for a second but quickly regains his swagger.)

Timmons: Yeah sorry man, my bad. By the way,as anyone seen him lately?

Wright: Yeah on a milk carton.

(All three chuckle at Rob's whitty comment.)

Timmons: That's funny man. He should have the Boner of the Week Award named after him.

KING: I was thinking either him or Rave but I didn't want to be offensive. Too many lawsuits from the last time I did this kind of thing before.

Wright: I thought Tim's mom was the Boner of the Week Award.

(Tim gives Rob a dirty look as KING hides his face as he laughs.)

Timmons: That's not cool Rob.

(Tim punches Rob in the arm. Rob's mood changes. KING tries to regain his composure so that he can continue.)

KING: Alright, alright let's get back to the topic at hand.

(Tim smirks at KING.)

Timmons: As the leader of The Next Generation, I am hoping on us, being you Mike and Rob to win this Four Way Dance.

KING: Now is that the one that is one fall or is it elimination?

(They all ponder at KING's question before Rob steps up with an answer.)

Wright: I think it is elimination but I could be wrong. By the way, thanks for having me on this week

(KING pats Rob on the shoulder.)

KING: No problem Robert. Well I am good to go either way in that match but unfortunately you are right about the fans Robert. You got three hungry teams ready to strike, as well as the champions. I do not know where the tag team champions Idolized have been as of late. It seems like Kyle Riley and Evan Tyler have been a way for two months now without defending their tag team titles. Knowing them they have gotten some spa treatments and what not. Perhaps they were making gay porn with each other.

(Rob nods his head in agreement.)

Wright: You are right, I mean they do claim to be from Hollywood, but they never said if it’s the West or East side of Hollywood.

(KING makes a chuckle.)

Timmons: Idolized has nothing on me I proved that I was the better wrestler then them both combined however at one time they took advantage to attack from behind on each opportunity they could come cross.

(KING shakes his head.)

KING: That they haven’t. But Robert, those two aren’t the only two we are dealing with in that match. We got Total Mayhem, a team that have a storied past with Timothy Timmons.

Wright: That’s right, didn’t they form a short-lived stable with Tim last year? I think that was the one they claimed it to be the Darkside after you and Tim broke up.

(Tim shakes his head this time trying to put the heat off of him for a bad decision in the past.)

Timmons: The only dark side about that faction was the fact that I was stupid enough to kick my own brother to the curb to bring in two pieces of trash who didn't deserve to be in the same ring with me let alone apart of my faction. They could not hold their weight and I was glad when they left. But yeah, Rob everyone makes mistakes and that was a mistake I paid for many months.

(KING pats Tim on the shoulder to console his half-brother.)

KING: It's OK man, blood's thicker than water. They are pieces of trash straight out of Amy Lee's garbage can. But truth be known, Ezra and Jakob I thanked you a few weeks back for making me realize that I was a puppet. However, that’s where it ends. See Ezra and Jakob, I dealt with what you said for weeks and months denying that I was ever a puppet, then when Beautiful Agony ended I had a realization that for all the time I was in CZW, I was a mindless, spineless puppet. However unfortunately for you, you have awoken a monster, a demon inside of Mike King. You awoken KING, a man with no conscience, a man with no morals, a man who does not know right from wrong and a man who has a thirst for blood that cannot be clenched.

(Rob nods his head in agreement.)

Wright: That’s right, you have been an evil monster since you’ve joined The Next Generation. But there is indeed one more team in the match. You got Razor and Blade, The Cut Throat Thrillers. The men who have brought the Japanese deathmatch style back to Combat Zone Wrestling and the men who are the number one contenders to the Global Tag titles and claim that they can be better tag team champions than Idolized ever were. Well Razor, Blade, anyone could be because Idolized rarely defended their crown.

KING: That is true Robert. However Razor and Blade, you talk about being the landscape and the wood if we are the measuring stick. I invented everything. I may not have invented the heavens and the earth but I invented everything that archetype of any CZW tag team should be. Remember it was I that finally got Timothy Timmons his first CZW gold.

Wright: You are right man. Before you, Tim only tagged with scrubs who couldn't even wipe their own ass. Somehow, one of them is now a two-time X-Division champion. How that happened is anyone's guess. But that is unlike anything that The Next Generation will do as the tag team champions, we plan to take on all comers.

KING: That right Robert. When we win the tag team titles, we plan to bring them back to the promised land. We plan to make the tag team titles something that they deserve to be and not some empty trophy like Idolized has made them off to be as of late. All comers will step up only to be knocked back down as The Next Generation plan to be champions for a long, long time here in Combat Zone Wrestling.

(Tim rubs his chin listening to the comments from Rob Wright and about his past and although Rob didn't mean to offend Tim you can clearly tell that the leader of The Next Generation was not impressed.)

Timmons: Rob Wright, you and Mike do have a great opportunity for the CZW Global Tag Team Championships however the fact that I sat here listened to you down grade my past I will tell you this much I have no regrets it made me the man I am today. The Next Generation is a faction I created to help those who weren't being noticed to finally get in the spotlight. Rob don't forget the fact you were a nobody before I took you in and like I said I don't regret it because your one of the most talented superstars I have ever come across and before Mike King came along and it was just you and I....YOU always had my back but recently your loyalty has been somewhat in question. Rob we are a family and as a family we fight as one and we defend one another like one and Rob I hope you can finally win a title that matters because I know I plan on walking out of my second main event in two weeks with another pinfall over Cage Stryker.

(Tim looks at KING who just looks at Tim and shakes his head before looking back at Rob who is pissed with Tim comment about his loyalty.)

Timmons: Rob I know I pissed you off and that was my every intention because now you will want to go out to that ring and prove to me and yourself that you are better then what you give yourself credit for and Mike King is just the man to help you achieve greatness. Mike was the only who gave me my first opportunity for my first single title in WIF and on that very night I walked out WIF International Champion and Rob now it is your chance....Lets see what you got show me that you have what it takes....

(Rob stands up and stares Tim dead in the eyes.)

Wright: Tim I am ready. I am aware that you think I am the leak link in the chain but I am ready to prove to you, to Mike, to the locker room and to the Combat Zone that I am not some push over.

(KING gets up and slaps Wright on the chest.)

KING: Now that's what I am talking about. This right here is why the tag titles are going to The Next Generation. The drive in Robert Wright and the dedication and violent discipline of me.

(Tim cracks a smile at his two stablemates.)

Timmons: You two have the gift, now un-wrap it and tear up the Cut Throats, Total Mayhem and Idolized this weekend. And now I don't think there is anything left to be said so for Mike, this is has been The Mike King Show.

(KING stares at Tim as "No Rest For The Wicked" pumps through and the scene cuts to the credits before fading entirely to black.)
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