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Educating the Masses.; OD RP BB
Topic Started: Jul 18 2009, 02:07 PM (83 Views)
Brian Blaze


The scene opens with the raucous crowd in the Crown Coliseum. Fayetteville, North Caroline is electric as Ryan Lewis is standing in the ring. There is a chalkboard behind him as Ryan Lewis begins to speak.

Ryan: Ladies and Gentlemen, please allow me to introduce to you the number one contender to the CZW X-Division Title. “Mr. Entertainment” BB Gunn Brian Blaze!

Just then Let Me Entertain You by Robbie Williams hit’s the sound system. The crowd gets a little bit more excited as just then Brian Blaze steps out onto the stage. He is wearing the new Brian Blaze Shirt and a pair of jeans, he is wearing a tie dyed bandana around his head as he has his hair tied back. He is wearing big Aviator glasses as the crowd is going absolutely nuts. Brian Blaze is now giving high fives to all the fans he possibly can as he walks completely around the ring giving high fives to everyone as he finally slides into the ring. He then hops on the second turnbuckle as he rubs his hands up and down his abs and pectorals. He then jumps off as he begins to walk towards Ryan Lewis.

Ryan: It’s no secret Brian Blaze that you are clearly one of the favourites here in CZW this crowd is deafening.

Brian: Well it’s quite obvious that the great people here in Fayetteville know what Entertainment truly is. Entertainment is standing in this very ring. And, if anyone thinks that Entertainment is Ryan Lewis they need to get there head examined. Fayetteville North Carolina, hell even you Ryan Lewis I’m gonna turn the script here and I’m going to ask the question. I only have one question for everyone here. That question being, Fayetteville North Carolina…….WHO WANTS TO BLAZE ONE UP?!?!

Everyone in the audience, including Ryan Lewis then raise there hands as the fans are going nuts cheering for Brian as he nods his head in approval.

Ryan: Brian Blaze you are currently the number one contender for Krimzon Blaze’s…

Then Ryan is drowned out be the insanely loud screams of the crowd as a Krimzon chant breaks out. Brian then begins to laugh as the waiting for them to die down begins and Ryan Lewis finally gets to ask his question.

Ryan: X-Division championship and you’ve done it in quite a convincing fashion. How are you feeling right now?

Brian: Ryan Lewis, I’m feeling fantastic. Ryan I know you recall me saying just last week that I laugh at Krimzon Blaze and his absolutely insane thought that he got screwed. He got screwed because he only managed to walk out with the X-Division championship. Krimzon Blaze like I said I laugh at that. It makes me sick that you would think you got screwed in any fashion at all. Krimzon the real Blaze that has gotten screwed here is me Brian Blaze. I wasn’t even mentioned for this match. I mean Tim Timmons was in that match and he has yet to beat me in singles competition. KING was in that damn match and he has yet to beat me period. Yet Krimzon cries because he left with the X-Division Title. Well Krimzon soon you won’t have to worry about polishing that title man. It’ll be around my waist. You know why let me show you why.

Brian Blaze then takes microphone as he pushes Ryan back and he stands beside the chalk board. He then pulls out some chalk from his pocket as he begins to write things down. Ryan Lewis in the mean time is handed another microphone as Brian steps back from the chalk board and an equation in written on the board.

Brian: You see KB + MM + KJ + BB + Weapon Carnage = BB Next X Division Champion. It’s right here on my swanky new Chalk board so you know it’s true. Remember kids education is fundamental.

Ryan: Speaking of educated Brian this week Overdrive you are facing the man who made a very impressive return last week. The Graduate Gregory Grantham.

The fans are split down the middle with boos and some with cheers as Gregory’s return is no minor deal.

Ryan: He made a very impressive return last week with a win over The F’n Boss T.J. Hix. What are you going to do Brian to avoid the same fate?

Brian: Well Ryan first off I think everyone here wants me to talk about the alliteration that is The Graduate Gregory Grantham. Is that what you want Fayetteville?

The crowd then begins to cheer as Brian nods his head.

Brian: The cheap pop…works every time isn’t that right Fayetteville, North Carolina!

The fans then all cheer again with some laughter as Brian stands in the middle of the ring giving a thumbs up as the fans cheering dies down and Brian continues.

Brian: Alright here we go classmates. NO screwing around don’t make me give you a detention. Today’s lesson. Gregory Grantham.

Brian says it as he writes it on the chalk board.

Brian: Now Gregory Grantham here we go some little known facts about my opponent to be “The Graduate” Gregory Grantham. First off let’s divulge into the Alias of “The Graduate” I know what you’re thinking who hasn’t graduated? Well there are a lot of people out there who haven’t or will never graduate. Small Children have not graduated, people currently attending universities have not graduated, also Ryan Lewis is too damn dumb to graduate from anything.

Ryan Lewis shoots Brian a dirty look as Brian just ignores the fat tub of goo and continues.

Brian: Yet, Gregory Grantham does nothing but flaunt the fact he is a true Graduate so the real question is….Gregory Grantham Graduated from where? Now when you claim to be the smartest superstar in CZW then you must be thinking one of the top notch American Universities. You know your Harvard’s, Yale, Princeton….ummm….Brown. Anyways me naming American Universities isn’t the point here. The real point is by revealing to you all…

Brian then points to the big screen as an obviously photo shopped picture of Gregory Grantham dressed like a clown receives a diploma from another older looking clown as the crowd begins to crack up and Brian Blaze can’t help but join along.

Brian: Yes, Gregory didn’t even go to a University. He is a Graduate of Clown College for so long he’s been pulling the veil over our eyes but now we all see you for who you really are Gregory. Or wait, is it Smartz-o the clown? No, that’s too lame. Well, wait if that’s lame then it must be your name for there is no one in CZW lamer than Gregory Grantham.

The crowd then let out a loud cheer as Brian continues.

Brian: Second, and I suppose final little known fact about Gregory before I can talk about what I’m going to do to him on Overdrive. You see Gregory claims to be the smartest superstar and I’m sure he would like to brag that his vocabulary is far move advanced than any other CZW superstar. So the real question is does Gregory Grantham know what any of these words mean? The correct answer is no. In what I’m sure isn’t surprising to anyone at all Gregory Grantham has no idea when to use words in any proper situation. He just happens to have his locker room filled to the brim with Dictionaries, Thesauruses, Word of Day Calendar. You see Gregory Grantham doesn’t write this crap down because he knows it. He just happens to be able to find the synonyms, which Greg means two words that have the same meaning, of words and then write them down. Proceeds to bore us all with them as we all contemplate going to sleep instead of hearing him talk. I mean Ryan here almost fell asleep with me describing what a synonym is here. He was probably just upset I wasn’t mentioning cinnamon isn’t that right tubby?

Ryan: Brian, what are you going to do if Gregory hears you saying this stuff about him?

Brian then shoots Ryan a “Are you serious?” Kind of look as Ryan simply shrugs his shoulders.

Brian: Great question Ryan, I can see why they pay you the big bucks. Ryan, what am I going to do if I find out that Gregory finds out about this. Hmm, that is tough. Well I guess for starters if I didn’t want him finding out I shouldn’t have done it on National Television. Ryan, I suggest you leave this ring before I punch your teeth so far down your throat you’ll need to shove a toothbrush up your ass just to brush them. Though knowing you you’ll probably do something disgusting with that.

The fans laugh and cheer as Ryan begins to sulk and he leaves the ring.

Brian: Gregory Grantham you were on quite a hiatus from CZW. Then what do you do? You come back and you beat a man in TJ Hix that has been in the mix with the top people here in CZW like Eddie Rowan and Alan Fiscus. That is incredibly impressive in my eyes. However Gregory you see Brian Blaze is no Hix. Brian Blaze is better than some Hix. Brian Blaze is going into Fade 2 Black and he is going to alk out with the X Division Championship. Yet, I digress for why in the blue hell should I be foreshadowing my eventual title win when I could talk about how badly I’m going to kick The Graduate’s Ass!

A Brian Blaze chant breaks out from the fans as Brian continues.

Brian: You see Gregory by the time I’m done bashing your brains in. You’re going to lose I.Q. points. You won’t be considered “The Graduate” when I’m done with you but you’ll be more considered “The Potato” For I’m going to leave you in a Vegetative state. It’s no lie that these people know what I can do. These people know I’m capable of taking anything and everything thrown at me and I come back with great resilience and then I leave as the winner. Gregory I’m ready to allow you to hit me with everything in your god damn arsenal. I’m prepared for you to cheat, I’m ready for the 4.0. I’m ready for everything Gregory. I think the real question is, are you ready for Brian Blaze?

The fans begin to cheer again.

Brian: Are you ready for the amazing quickness? Are you ready he instant offence? Are you ready for the attacks that surprise you? Are you ready for Quality Entertainment? You see Gregory I don’t think you are. I don’t think you’re ready for someone like me. I don’t think the world is ready to see what I’m going to do to you Gregory. I really don’t think so. You see allow me to teach you something Gregory. Right when you think you’re in the driver’s seat. You crash into a roadblock. That roadblock’s name is Brian Blaze. You’re lead is never safe. You’re never in control. I’m simply biding my time and then when I strike, it’ll be a fury you have not felt here in CZW. It’ll be something that you don’t want to experience yet countless of others have. Gregory Grantham you’re going to join the shortlist of people who have gone out…in a Blaze of Glory!

Let me Entertain You plays over the sound system as Brian Blaze then goes up to the four turnbuckles and taunts and holds for pictures for the screaming crowd as CZW goes to a commercial break.
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