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| Topic Started: Jul 18 2009, 11:52 PM (70 Views) | |
| Mike King | Jul 18 2009, 11:52 PM Post #1 |
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(The screen opens up with a fade-in from black with Combat Zone Wrestling, The Next Generation and Badd Company Productions presents The Mike King Show written on it. Voice-Over: Welcome to the Mike King Show. From there the words fade out as the hard rocking opening of "Dr. Feelgood" by Motley Crue pumping with various CZW shots of Mike King both wrestling in and out of the ring and of various promo shots, with and without his recent added face-paint. Before the first verse starts, the video cuts off as Mike King is shown standing with his face-paint on and a Japanese kimono. Voice-Over: Ladies and gentlemen, Mike King!!!!! KING starts talking as the music fades into the background.) KING: Ladies and gentlemen, here I am again... hey now, hey now, I am the mother f**ker of the year.This KING, alias Mike King of both Wrestling Internet Federation and Combat Zone Wrestling fame and this is the sixth episode of “The Mike King Show” for the week of July 5th. Fourth of July, Independence Day weekend has come and gone and so has Summer Showdown. As I’ve mentioned in the past few weeks of “The Mike King Show”, this a weekly web-show on the CZW website, my own personal website and podcast for those of you using iTunes, Zune store or some other podcast aggravator device. Now this week is different than the past few weeks, this week I am here. Mike King's alter ego KING is here to talk about the tag team title win, taking on El Pablo and a few other things. But first we gotta go to a very special Trojanenz Boner of the Week Award. (The scene cuts to the video package for the new award. Voice-Over: The Combat Zone Boner of the week Award presented by Trojanenz. The video cuts to the end of the four-way dance from last week's Overdrive:
The scene cuts back to KING standing in the darkness but now the CZW Global Tag Team title is draped over his arm. Voice-Over: That has been the Combat Zone Boner of the week Award presented by Trojanenz. Want condoms to go in easy, try getting lubrication on them already. Back to you Mike. KING is still shown in his face-paint with his an evil smile on his face as he turns away from his CZW Global Tag Team title belt.) KING: That was a big moment for The Next Generation last week right there. That night Even Tyler, Kyle Riley, Ezra and Jakob Mayhem, Razor and Blade all fell at the hands of Gods here in CZW. Collectively The Next Generation have taken Team XTC down from a four-man unit, down to only El Fuego. Took out Ace King when I knocked him into oblivion in the Ultimate X Chamber and Mike Monroe left. He took his ball and walked out on the Combat Zone when he realized he could not belong and fight like a man. I've known this from him when he gave up on Beautiful Agony earlier this year and he finally proved this to everyone. But now with the two remaining Team XTC members, Timothy and I beat the both of them both in the past. Krimzon Blaze is just a paper champion and El Pablo is a so-called legend and "Epic champion" here in CZW. El Pablo, I give you credit for being the first Grand Slam champion in the history of CZW but that and a metro-card gets you on the subway just like the CZW fans who boo me for no damn reason other than they are stupid little sheep who will believe anything. And with that, let's go into the mailbag... (The scene changes as KING is now shown sitting at a desk with a picturesque backdrop of the Arizona desert behind him. Voice-Over: Now it is time for the Mike King Mailbag. He looks annoyed and shakes his head due to some of the questions he was sent.) KING: Now just like the last two shows, these are a few e-mails that I have gotten through my website about various topics. This time instead of mild-mannered Mike King, I will answer them. All of these e-mails are ones that I’ll add those parties to my Metallica Kick list except for the last one... The first question is from Angelo of Oneonta, New York. Angelo writes “Do you remember me?” Well Angelo I cannot figure out who you are/were so I cannot remember you and if I forgot about you that easy, did I really want to in the first place? (KING awaits the next opening of his next e-mail to load from his laptop.) KING: The next question is from Tori from Fountain Hills, Arizona. Dan writes, “What is the book that you are currently reading?” (KING's eyes bulge out. of their sockets when he reads the name of the e-mailer.) KING: Tori asks, “Why d o you hate me so much and why did you date and then dump my friend?” (KING gets a chuckle out of Tori's comments.) KING: Tori, Tori, Tori, you much like everyone that is a CZW fan are a liar, a hypocrite and an idiot. You lied to me about being a virgin and you were complaining about me not seeing you when everytime I tried you said you were busy. If I was not so in love with you at that point, I wouldn't have gone for it at all. I was blinded by love and I was weak but I am no longer that weakling. You were like the Vanity to my Nikki Sixx. You did nothing but cripple me. Not physically but mentally. Tori when I step into the ring with El Pablo this week, I won't see him, I'll see you and I'll to him what I should have done to you along ago, leave you face down in the dirt. Now for the second question, I dated your friend Kate for a month. She wasn't as nuts as you or as you said she was. but she wasn't me. She wanted things too fast and I wasn't like that at all Tori. I am not as loose as you or your friend. Now if you please, don't f**king e-mail me again. (KING awaits the next e-mail once again.) KING: Coming from the Audrina box of e-mails this week, this e-mail is from Alex from Houston, Texas. She asks, “Where's the heat with Audrina Patridge? She is on a tv show so she is a celebrity like it or not. She is a real nice person and I think you should meet her before you bash her.” First off, why do these Audrina Patridge e-mails keep coming? Personally you are right, I shouldn't judge her before I meet her but she is not a real celebrity. Just cause she is on a reality tv show she is a celebrity? First off anyone can be a celebrity for being on a reality tv show. It takes real talent to be an actual celebrity. I hate the Brandon Davis, Paris Hiltons and Nicole Ritches of the world who are celebrities for nothing and to me the people on The Hills are no more talented than the people on Real World or The Challenge. I find it insulting to my intelligence that they are celebrities for nothing and I am not and I break my back every day. But I will try to ask her to come on some time and end this "feud." (KING awaits his next e-mail once again.) KING: This next e-mail is from Jennifer from Frankfort, Illinois. She asks, “Last week you talked about the new 10 Things I Hate About You television show. Has your opinion of it changed with the second episode?” Well Jennifer, I realize it is a tween/teen drama and not meant for me but it happens to be a pretty good show. I am looking forward to seeing more and if only you lived in Arizona, I might as you to come over to watch it. (KING breaks character from the vile individual behind the face paint as he winks at the camera. He quickly returns to the sinister KING for his next question which is loaded.) KING: Next we got Jamie from Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio. He writes, “What do you think of the Greenhouse match, you've been in it before with Tim Timmons and it was more violent than the Thunder Cage you had with Johnny Wildfire back in WIF years ago?” Well Jamie, it's a good question but I think you need a new name as I typically think of Jamie being a girl's name and not a guy's name. But you're right, the Greenhouse match is one of the most dangerous matches in CZW. You look at it and it was the last match I had in CZW for nearly three months. It was violent, it was brutal and very destructive. It is a match that can end your career, let alone kill you if you are not lucky. However I am not afraid of it at all. At one point I was afraid of the barbed wire matches and the matches involving panes of glass that when the break they shatter into your skin, but not anymore. Before I nearly died from addiction I feared death but when I looked at it in the eye, I realized that both life is beautiful and short so you can't fear death. (KiING quickly clicks his mouse to dispose of the e-mail and awaits the next and final e-mail.) KING: Finally we got Oliver from Malibu, California, New York. He writes “What are you thinking stepping into the ring with El Pablo, the EPIC Champion of CZW?” Oliver, you are kinda asking a dumb question. I don't think anything stepping in the ring with El Pablo. He is no different than you or I except for the fact that he wears a dumb sleeveless power ranger outfit with feathers on it. EL Pablo wears it because he doesn't want to show his ugly grill anymore. I've seen his face without the mask and he is fugly. He looks like he got hit with the ugly stick one time too often. El Pablo or as the so-called peeps call you "EP," you look like a total joke. You even joke about pussy-cats playing piano however when push comes to shove you are a total pussy. I will have no qualms destroying you. I have no consensus telling me that I shouldn't, just a voice in my head that has told me to kill, kill. Kill, kill, is all it says to me. It drives me to kill and it wants to me to dine on human flesh. To quench my hunger. A hunger that I did not listen to and instead inject my body with poison after poison. But now that I am clean and sober, I can listen once again. And El Pablo, EP, you are the first EPIC Champion of CZW but you will be the third casualty to my hunger. Ace was first and then this past week, I claimed another victim. (KING laughs sinisterly as the scene cuts to a video of him from after CZW Overdrive last week.
The video cuts out and back into the darkness with KING and a blindfolded, beaten, broken and bloody Dwayne Campbell.) KING: Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, did you realize how easy of a pawn you are in the game of life? You never did anything. You never won a match here in CZW. You never helped Brian when he was in need. You never helped me when I was in need. All you did was host your "Big Time." The show that sort of influenced the one you are on currently. Do you know you're on television right now? Do you know the camera's on you? (KING awaits an answer from Dwayne but he stops waiting for his answer.) KING: What am I asking you for Dwayne? You don't know what's going on, you're just a pawn in this. Unlike you Brian knows why I turned to Timothy. Brian knows why I dropped Youthful Aggression to be a part of The Next Generation. That is because he pushed me. He pushed me to it. Brian I thought we were two of a kind, I thought that we were brothers. For a while we were closer than I was with Timothy, my real half-brother. However after I came back from re-hab, you changed Brian. You changed right in front of me. I wanted to team with you like you asked me while I was in rehab however you joined Beautiful Agony and they looked down on members teaming with non-members didn't they Brian? So you pulled some strings and brought me into the fold. I joined you, Brian Blaze, Jacob Havok and Michael Monroe as the newest member of Beautiful Agony. However that was not to be as Monroe broke it up when Havok damn near died during the TLC match with Mr. Kiljoy a few months back. Then from there Brian got pulled away from me once again. Brian you could have declined to be the first-ever Ultra-Violent champion of Combat Zone Wrestling. You could have told Faz that you wanted to team with me full time and you did not. You allowed yourself to be selfish and take a pity little garbage wrestling title that don't mean shit in the end. But now I realized that I needed to gain my revenge on you so I joined my brother and your rival Timothy Timmons. I joined his Next Generation because the youth was not so youthful anymore and they died young, much too young. So now I am with Timothy Timmons, my tag team partner Robert Wright and The Mountain Man and we own the Combat Zone. We drove Team XTC down into a grave like they should have been for a long-time already. However the one thing I wanted more than anything was getting my hands on you Brian but you didn't want to face me while Timothy had "mind control" over me. Well Brian, he does not have to use any Jedi mind tricks on me because I am not weak minded and I am doing what I've done on my own mind. And now what I do to El Pablo will be a precursor on what I want to do to you. I want to face you and not because you are a coward but because you lied to me and made a monkey out of me. And after I get done with Dwayne and El Pablo, you will be next in line wither you put up a fight or not. (KING grabs a fork and licks his lips. You can hear an ear piercing scream from Dwayne.) KING: Shut up Dwayne, you're ruining dinner time... (KING unleashes an un-Godly chuckle which is cut off quickly due to the gruesomeness that is implied on what is going to happen next.) |
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