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Kiling the Beast you Createded
Topic Started: Aug 15 2009, 12:56 AM (172 Views)
Mike King
CZW Ultimate Role Player
(The screen opens up with a fade-in from black with

Combat Zone Wrestling, The Next Generation and Badd Company Productions presents

The Mike King Show

written on it.

Voice-Over: Welcome to the Mike King Show.

From there the words fade out as the hard rocking opening of "Dr. Feelgood" by Motley Crue pumping with various CZW shots of Mike King both wrestling in and out of the ring and of various promo shots, with and without his recent added face-paint. Before the first verse starts, the video cuts off as Mike King is shown standing without his face-paint on.

Voice-Over: Ladies and gentlemen, Mike King!!!!!

King starts talking as the music fades into the background.)

Mike King: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. This is it, this “The Mike King Show.” Welcome back to it. I am Mike King of both Wrestling Internet Federation and Combat Zone Wrestling fame and this is the eight episode of “The Mike King Show” for the week of August the 10th. As I’ve mentioned in the past, “The Mike King Show” is a weekly web-show on that can be streamed on the CZW website, my own personal website and downloading as a podcast for those of you who have video mp3 players through using iTunes, Zune store or some other podcast aggravator device.

We are inching towards the next Combat Zone Wrestling pay-per view, Hatewave. CZW Hatewave is the elite pay-per view of the year for CZW. The show will be from Liverpool, England whom are only cool for being the homebase for the Beatles. It will feature a money in the bank match. No word on who will be in it but it will be good. It will be insane and if I am in it, I can’t wait to be a part of it and snatch the briefcase. If not I’ll enjoy it from the sidelines. No idea thus yet on what else will be on the card as we haven’t even had a show since Fade2Black.
But this week, we have a huge show packed, cocked and ready to go so let’s get to one of the most popular moments of the show, the Boner of the Week award.


(The scene cuts to the video package for the new award.

Voice-Over: The Combat Zone Boner of the week Award presented by Trojanenz.

The video cuts to the end of the Supermarket Sweep Match between Godzilla Sawyer and Kris Kamikaze:

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Jessica: “Next coming down to the ring, ‘The Boss’ T. J. Hix!”

Hix comes out to a chorus of jeers but he does not notice, looking down his nose at the crowd as if he were a blue blood eyeing the riff raff of the city. He strut arrogantly to the ring, beckons to Jessica from the door to the ring, then takes the microphone away from her.

Hix: “I’ve done this for years longer than you have, sweetie. Just sit down and let me introduce my partner. You see, tonight has more than one thing going on. Not only do I want to slap the taste out of these ladies’, and I use that term loosely, mouths, I also wanted to introduce this man. I’ve seen the chats, the speculation of who my mystery partner is. Its not one of the big players, as everyone is guessing. Its not Montana, its not Fiscus, it’s a tough hombre that I ran across in my travels and decided he deserves a shot here in CZW. He is definitely tough enough to excel here. Let me introduce to you...Silencio!”

The audience murmurs in a confused fashion. Suddenly, "History's Stranglers" by The Bronx hits, and a slim, agile looking man in a luchadore style mask and outfit steps through the curtain. He walks confidently and silently down to the ring. Hix and Silencio enter the ring, Jessica exits, and the door is closed and locked. The bell rings.


The scene cuts back to the end of the match.

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The two women grab TJ and hit with a double Russian legsweep, then drape him over the top rope. In unison, they hit with dropkicks to TJ’s shoulderblades, driving him again face first into the steel, this time into a mass of barbed wire! TJ Hix is cut open and blood streams down his face as he drops to the mat. Sirena steps back and gives the pin to Ruth, who adds insult to injury with a final Lights Out moonsault onto her enemy.

One...

Two...

THREE!

Jessica Towers: “Your winners...Ruthless Aggression and Sirena Starr!”


The scene cuts back to King standing in the middle of the park still.
Voice-Over: That has been the Combat Zone Boner of the week Award presented by Trojanenz. Want condoms to go in easy, try getting lubrication on them already. Back to you Mike.

Mike King is now shown standing.)

King: Well, well, well. That was exciting. We saw the debut of a new wrestler but it didn’t work out. But that wasn’t the only appearance of new people in CZW that night. It seems like TJ Hix just learned that good help isn’t easy to come by. Silencio could be a good wrestler but we’ll see, we’ll see if he can hand with the rest of the CZW locker room soon enough.

(The scene cuts back to the end of the intergender tag match.

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Ruth and Sirena begin to celebrate...then the lights of the arena go out.

Masters: “Uh oh! I bet this spell trouble for the ladies.”

Jarred: “Do you know something about this?”

Masters: “Where have you been the past year and a half, Daniels? The lights going out is almost always bad news for the ones the fans like! Check your history!”

When the lights come back on, there are three men in the ring surrounding the winners of the match and the cage has already been lifted out of the way. All three men wear blue jeans and denim jackets. One of them has face paint somewhat reminiscent of Sting in his red-and-black days, one wears a rudo style red and black mask with devils horns on the top, and the third man has white face paints with some black around his eyes and lips, almost like a goth mime. Without warning, they lay into Sirena and Ruth as Boss Hix and Silencio compose themselves off to the side. Hix give Silencio a command and the masked man digs under the ring, retrieving a sledgehammer. Hix approaches the women as the three men back away. With brutal aim, Hix hits Sirena Starr and Ruthless Aggression twice each with the sledgehammer, then he laughs at them as the audience boos loudly. Together, the five men walk back to the locker rooms, Hix still laughing all the way.


The scene cuts back to King again.)

King: I have no idea who those three men are and if they are wifebeaters or not. However they made an impact at Fade2Black. They showed no mercy and that they are hungry. I wonder what they will do next to top their ruthless attack on Ruth and Sirerna. Of course there was no pun intended. And with that, let's go into the mailbag...

(The scene changes as KING is now shown sitting at a desk with a picturesque backdrop of the Arizona desert behind him.

Voice-Over: Now it is time for the Mike King Mailbag.

He looks annoyed and shakes his head due to some of the questions he was sent.)

KING: Now just like the last shows, these are a few e-mails that I have gotten through my website about various topics. I have found that there are less and less stupid messages. However there are some. Like this one, I’ll add this party to my Metallica Kick list. The first question is from Eoin of England. Eoin writes “Why does CZW come to England for pay-per views more of than other companies?”

Well we do have a decent amount of English wrestlers. Ever hear of El Pablo, The Leprechaun, SJ Funk, Brian Hayes, Shrapnel, Mortius and Drew Scorpion? About half of the locker room in The Combat Zone are from the United Kingdom or Ireland. It’s more than I ever saw in WIF with Demon, Big Evil and Bryan Braddock.


(KING awaits the next opening of his next e-mail to load from his laptop.)

King: You gotta love when you want your computer is loading and you can’t wait for it…

(KING gets a chuckle out of Tori's comments.)

King: The next question is from Tiffany from Erie, Illinois. Tiffany asks, “Why do you read mostly stupid e-mails?”
Connie, I simply read the “best” e-mails. I read the e-mails that the fans of The Mike King show would get a total kick out of. I’m sorry that my low brow “let’s see how many fails I can fit on a vid-cast” humor is not your cup of tea but I get a lot of positive feedback on iTunes, Zunestore and even my own website. Just because you want to be a party pooper don’t mean shit Connie. I will give the people what they like and they like the fails. So in line with that, I’ll give you a fail.


(KING awaits the next e-mail once again.)

King: Here is yet another e-mail that will end up in the Audrina box of e-mails this week, this e-mail is actually from THE Audrina Patridge. For those of you who don’t know, there is a running joke of people e-mailing me about this girl from the television show “The Hills” and her name is Audrina Patridge. She writes. “Michael, I love the show. One of my friends told me about it and I just had to watch it. Despite the fact that you claim that I am not a celebrity, I enjoy the show. I heard you want me on the show so I will be in contact with you about showing up on your show some time.”

Audrina, I am glad you are enjoying the show. I am sorry if I said anything offensive to you. Listen any time you want to be on the show, you are welcome on it. There will not be a show this coming week BUT, I think I can squeeze you in for the week of HateWave.


King: This next e-mail is comes from Steve who hails from Orlando, Florida. Steve writes, “On the past few shows you tend to read more e-mails from girls, over e-mails from guys. What gives?”

Well Steve, I envy you for being from Orlando as much as you envy me for all the chicks that I have blowing up my inbox. Personally, I just pick the best e-mails and most come from girls who just want to have my babies or something. And most of the e-mails I get from guys, they are stupid pricks who are in need of a cornholding session, bad. Perhaps one that is so hard they can compete in meat spinning. However while I think your question is a little stupid, I will say that it makes for a good thoughtful response and a well needed explanation which I have given.


(KING awaits his next e-mail once again.)

KING: Next we got Melody from Boise, Idaho. She writes…

(King quickly disposes of this e-mail.)

KING: Well it doesn’t matter what she writes, she’s just a heartless bitch anyway…

(King awaits the next e-mail again.)

King: This next e-mail is from Nicole from Peoria, Arizona. That’s not too far from me… Anyway she asks, “You’ve talked about being a part of WIF in the past. Whatever happened to Daemon, Desire, Wayne Don, The Mexican Samurai, Scott “The Tazz Raymond,” Jonathan Stevens, Scott West, Johnny Wildfire and Zero?”

Well Nicole, that is a good question. I always loved the “Where are they now file.” Let’s see if I can get this right, Daemon fell off a cliff and died for all I care. That guy was a total whinny bitch and I never liked wrestling him because if he won, he rubbed it in my face and if he lost, he bitched and moaned to anyone who would listen to him.

Desire, now here was a guy that Tim Timmons brought into CZW along with me when I first joined. However things didn’t work out exactly and his only match was the dark match with me. Desire if you subscribe to this show, how are you doing?

Wyane Don was a student of Daemon so f**k him up the ass. Scott West too for that matter. Plus that guy owes me quite a few dollars and with interest, that’s about $50.00. So all I gotta say is pay up Scott, pay up.

The Mexican Samurai is a guy I have offered a spot in CZW several times because he is a great talent. I really loved working with him in any way wither it was as on a team or across the ring from me. I know his MMA or mixed martial-arts career has taken a big toll on him being a part of wrestling promotions but if he ever gets the chance to come to CZW, he’d be accepted in open arms.

Scott “The Tazz Raymond,” he wanted to start a new promotion in wake of the WIF’s collapse and so did Desire but nothing came of it. I am sad because Scott had a great mind for the business and so did Desire. However with the current economy, I understand why it never was anything more than a wet dream.

Johnathan Stevens is still wrestling. He is a part of Fed-X which is a fun promotion that I’ve tried my hand at twice but not much came from it. I’ve tried wrestling under a mask and a cheap Mexican accent as a white Luchadore knock-off but that never took off and CZW offered me a spot so I took that and ran with it. At Stevens urging, I went there to get some rust off when I was making my return after my re-hab stint from the highly talked about drug addiction I still fight to this day. I thank him because with out going to FED-X to get the rust off, I am not sure if my CZW run would have been as good.

Then you Johnny Wildfire, the last I heard of him he went home to tend for his family. There was a bad family situation and that’s all I can say about that.

Zero is still around. I hear from him every so often but he is fine not being apart of the wrestling business anymore which is a little sad. He was a great wrestler, loved doing it and had a great mind for the business.


King: This next e-mail is from Ben from Texas. He asks, “What do you think of Aerosmith canceling the rest of the All Summer Long Tour they did with ZZ-Top?”

I am thankful that was after the Phoenix show. They were great despite the Steven Tyler knee injury. Anyway, it was sad to hear I’ve seen the video of Steven Tyler’s fall and it was brutal. On a side note, my next concert is going to see U2 with Black Eye Peas. This leave Metallica, KISS and the Red Hot Chili Peppers on my concert bucketlist.

That's all I got so I am going to talk about the tag team match on Overdrive this week


(KING breaks character from the mild-mannered un-face-painted man and into the vile individual covered by the face paint for his next statement.)

KING: Ladies and gentlemen, this week Rob Wright and myself have our first CZW Global Tag Team title defense. We take on two of the members of Team XTC: Krimzon Blaze & Mike Monroe, the Tru Family Cru. Mike and KB are over-rated two-bit hacks that love cornholding eachother. Mike, KB, you two have not proven to be anything here in CZW. Mike sure you are a good wrestler but you took out family to hearld your "return." You messed with TNG just like Krimzon Blaze did when he stole the X-title from me in the X-Chamber. You two men are spotlight stealers. KB you only win titles if they are in an X-Chamber and you Mike, you have to be the center of attention.

You screwed me months ago by closing Beautiful Agony and sealing that era of your career up, right when that era of my career started. You and Brian, your combined actions have cause the path of destruction that has claimed Ace King, the CZW Global Tag Team titles and now Brian Kirkland under the guise of K-Busa. Mike you created the monster and now for you to win the tag team titles, you must kill the beast you created. Mike if I know you like I know you, you are too much of a spineless meat spinning coward to do it. You can only do it when you grow a set and bring out your ugly-side, The All-American Nightmare. I've seen you do that to Kiljoy but for you to beat me, you need to find that to have a fighting chance. Mono-e-mono I beat you last year when we both in our mild-mannered selves and not in our violent alter-egos.

Now that leaves Krimzon Blaze. Blaze I don't think you can do it. You can't beat the team of Rob Wright and I. There's no way in hell you can. I am a monster, a monster your partner unleashed upon the world when he shunned me. And now a monster you need to deal with to get the Global Tag Team straps. The odds are stacked against you KB. This isn't some X-Chamber or money in the bank match, this is straight-up, beat the hell out of your opponents, take no names, take no prisoners tag team warfare you are looking at. Now after we get done with TFC as you call yourself, I don't give a damn who the next challengers are. Whomever step up, will get knocked on their ass. We don't care if it's The Cowboys from Hell, Kong and Godzilla, The Cut-Throat Killers, Pain and Punishment, Too Damn Sexy, The Samoan Wrecking Crew or anybody in the past of CZW. The outcome will be the same, The Next Generation win, The Next Generation win, by God almighty with Jesus as our witness, The Next Generation win.


(KING smirks into the camera.)

KING: That has been the Mike King show, now get the f**k out!

(KING laughs manically as the scene fades to black.)
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