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| Topic Started: Aug 23 2009, 05:50 PM (119 Views) | |
| Mike Monroe | Aug 23 2009, 05:50 PM Post #1 |
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The camera opens on what seems to be a classroom of some sort. It seems the classroom is full of college aged students. Right now it is the start of the class and the teacher has not arrived yet. The students are doing various things; going over notes, making small talk, texting, sleeping, etc. After a minute, the door opens and in walks in the professor. After closer examination, we notice that it is "The Misfit" Mike Monroe in a white lab coat and an Einstein wig and matching mustache. He walks in and begins writing on the board. The class started as Mike not so subtlely cleared his throat. Monroe: Welcome to "Psychology and Professional Wrestling" and I am you instructor, Professor Plum. The first thing we will talk about is what is known as delusions of grandeur. The best known example in the modern age of wrestling, was the stable in CZW known as The Next Generation. It started out as just three men. Tim Timmons, Rob Wright, and Psycho Steve. Now, their platform was to get things that they didn't deserve. They wanted what they couldn't have. Let us look at these three members in a little more depth, shall we? Mike walked over and pressed a button on the projector and up came... ![]() Underneath it was written "Tym Timenz", which drew some snickers from the crowd. Mike looked at them kinda sheepishly. Monroe: Sorry, my proofreader's first language is Canadian. Anywho, Timmons has been with CZW since the first show. In fact he is one of the few remaining originals still on the roster. And appearntly, he thinks that entitles him to whatever he wants. But he was sorely mistaken. He whined until he got his first title shot. And what happened. He choked like a rookie porn star with a gag reflex. Save for his small reigns as a Hardcore champion and as a Tag Team Champion, he has not done anything to warrant what he thinks he deserves. He needs to stop worrying about what he thinks he should have, and worry about those who have already taken it. What chance does he have to beat XTC and the Kaiju Warriors. He has a better chance of working for Hooked on Phonics. Save from Kaneda, he has lost to everyone on the opposing team. Gold and glory cloud his mind and leave him open for as asswhipping. How many times to we have to drop him on the head before he listens. Oh well, if that is what he wants, we will be happy to oblige. I am always happy to make you bleed...again. Mike presses the button on the projector and it changes to... ![]() Monroe: Heh, poor Rob Wright. Why do I seem like kryptonite every time we have gotten in that ring against each other. I have pretty much figured out where to go when I need to pad my win column. Yeah, you may have beaten me once or twice, but unlike you, I never had to resort to cheating to win. You have to cheat to get anywhere, and look at you. Toiling around in the mid-card, finally with a title. Look at me, Looking down on you from the main event, getting title shot seemingly at whim. You haven't changed, while I have gotten better. You just can't cut it, and you know it. I think that is why you hang around with these useless scrubs. You stroke each others ego's and quite possibly each others cock. And this week, once again, I will beat you. Mike presses the button one last time, and we see... ![]() Monroe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! No, not the picture, just Mountain Man in general. What The Next Menstration see in him is beyond me. This guy is a joke. Other than Shrapnel, which was a fluke, who has he beaten that has amounted to anything?How many even still have a job with CZW? Not that many. How you ended up with the Ultraviolent title is beyond me. And if I have anything to say about it, it will be a short reign. I have beat you once, and given the chance at Hatewave, I will beat you again. You wanted to be in the big leagues, well batter up...waterboy. Mike turns off the projector as a student raises her hand. Hot College Tail: Sir, what about Impaler and Caleb Walker? Mike kind of snickers at the obviously dumb comment. Monroe: I am not gonna waste my time on two guys that are barely even ont he radar. TNG are so scared of everyone, they hired two washed up wanna be's to be "security". TNG needs to be worried about who they are facing this week. Between the five of us, we have ten title reigns, numerous Ultraviolent awards, and God knows how many nominations. You are facing probably the most decorated team in history. Just remember that you get what you ask for. ...So endeth the lesson. |
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