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| Killing The Joy out of Kiljoy | |
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| Topic Started: Nov 15 2009, 05:08 AM (101 Views) | |
| Deleted User | Nov 15 2009, 05:08 AM Post #1 |
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An all black limo pulls up to a fancy building with the words CZW on it. The limo pulls up through the backstage as it comes to a complete stop. The limo driver opens his door as he goes running around to the back door. He is sitting in the back as he thinks about what had happened with Shannen, he has hid it under the mat for a long time and as he enters a new company by himself he knows he has to be the man by himself and without the moral support of his long time manager and girlfriend Shannen. He starts to think of there long decorated past. He thinks of his time in CWO as he was undefeated in 25 matches and Shannen was right there to soak in the glory with him. He then thinks of the reopening of WGWF where he went on to win the World Tag titles with Seth Stevens after beating two hall of famers in Famine of The Vile and Chronic Chris Page, but also win the Intercontinental championship twice from John Stone. He also made one of the most dominating factions in WGWF history when he brought together long time rival Mic Ferrari and Seth Stevens to make The Career Killers. They had held almost every single strap in that company, Shannen was also right there in the front lines with him. He then thinks of his last fed where him and her started feuding and fighting a lot in SCW. She was there when he won the United title and also the Hardcore title, also go undefeated in his first 7 matches. She saw him kill the career of his long time friend Meltdown, she had seen him through thick and thin, the good and the bad. And now she was no where to be seen. He takes a look at the other side of the limo and sees nobody there. He looks again as he sees Shannen sitting there on her Sidekick and looking at him with a huge grin on her face. He goes to touch her as the image fades and disappears. He comes to the realization she is not going to be there and she will not be there for time to come. He reaches his hand into his pocket and rubs his usual pack of Marlboro Blend 27 cigarettes, he also rubs his lighter and then wants to have a smoke to forget about the tension he is thinking. Before he can Alfred opens the door and has a grin on his face. Alfred: Have a nice day sir. ( he says with a huge smile on his face) I'll be here to pick you up in a hour or two, just give me a call if your sooner. He shakes his head still thinking of Shannen and what had happened leading to there breakup. He takes a deep breathe and tries to forget as he again caresses his lighter and pack of cigarettes. He clears his head as he walks towards the back entrance as security is holding back fans and media personnel. Some rooting for Clash some not, he had made himself a well known name but at the expense of not being liked. He reflects at what he has done to be so disliked and shrugs it off and remembers how many titles he has held and grins on the inside. He continues to walk towards where his locker room is. He walks backstage and walks by Maynard O Toole and does his devilish grin as he thinks to himself and rubs his stomach making a title gesture. Maynard walks away pointing at the gold as he passes by Alan Fiscus backstage as well and does the exact same thing but gets a different reaction as Alan gives him the finger. He is making himself known to all he means business and is not here to play around and make friends but win gold and end careers. He continues to walk to his locker room and notices there are hardly any divas to look at, he debates to himself there goes the eye candy. He finally makes it to his locker room where he sits down and Alfred comes walking in with a solid black bag filled with gym equipment. A man wearing a headset then walks in and places a black couch and a black table with a black chair in the room as well. He pays hardly any attention to it and continues to put the stuff from the bag in the locker as Alfred leaves. The man with the headset walks out of the room as another person comes walking in behind him as they have a camera crew with them. He continues to pay little attention to his surroundings even though he knows he has an interview. He checks himself in his locker mirror and reflect at himself and his perfection. He turns back around and looks at all the camera equipment they have set up and a new face he has never seen before. The new face walks up and greets him saying his name is Chad Smith a reporter for CZW. He nods his head as he takes a seat on the couch as he gets his face powered by the makeup and sound crew. Chad sits there looking over scripts as he turns and looks at Chad he grins slightly and then thinks about how ugly he is. He notices his brown hair scraggly and long and his brown colored eyes and his JC Penny suit he is wearing with matching shoes from Sears. He simply shakes his head slightly as he continues to look what Chad Smith is wearing. Chad walks over and tells Clash he is going to start up in a minute. The powdering crew leaves as Clash reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a brand new pack of cigarettes. He then reaches for his lighter and pulls out a zippo with the picture of John Wayne on it, the words The Duke below the picture. The camera man waves his hands as Chad starts to talk as he paces back and fourth while talking. Chad Smith: I am here with CZW's latest acquisition Andrew Clash, now Clash last week called out the World Heavyweight champion but also most notably Maynard O Toole. We all want to know why would you call the champions out on the first night of being here? He sparks up his cigarette taking a few drags to get it started as Chad coughs a bit as Clash grins blowing the smoke out. Andrew Clash: It is simple I believe I am indirect rights of my contract and my ability to call such people out like an Alan Fiscus, or a Maynard O Toole. I believe the both of them are keeping a spot warm for me at the top and I will prove I belong there amongst these supposed elite players of this company. It is no joke when I say I will leave a wake to the top body after body after body to get what a want, my track record says it all and come this Thursday when it is all said and done and Kiljoy is just another name in the crowd and another joke, maybe an asterisk next to where it says Roster with his picture gone everyone will know that was Andrew Clash one of the meanest and ruthless son of bitches here. I will not sell out to anyone and I will not give up my goal to become World Champion and seek out the man they call Maynard O Toole. Chad Smith: We want to know why Maynard O Toole? He has no past with you other then being in the same federation you were in, why start a war right now? He slightly laughs as he takes a drag of his cigarette and then blows it out. He ashes it in the ashtray on the table and looks back up at Chad. Andrew Clash: I have heard nothing but the same bull shit Roderick from everyone, why call out Maynard wah wah wah, cry me a god damn f**king river. I called out Maynard O Fool for one reason to end his career and to take the only thing that sets him a side from being just anther jobber in the back his Intercontinental title making it a 4th time I am an Intercontinental champion. The fact of the matter is Maynard other known as JC Annimosity as I know him from SCW had run scared from SCW once the talent got better and his name was about as useful as Billy Mayes...DEAD! His feud with Ac was nothing short of a joke and a sham to what he calls his fans. He is what makes me sick to my stomach and that is why I want him off this roster and off this brand. But the fact of the matter is he dodged a bullet by leaving SCW when he did, he dodged the Clash bullet which I did not like to much. Then when I saw his name here I thought who better to call out then the biggest Tool on MTV's Tool Academy Maynard O Toole. I want him six feet under and I want it now, I will show everyone at the expense of Kiljoy I get what I want and I get it now. Chad Smith: What exactly does that mean? Andrew Clash: Not only did you interrupt me for those simplistic words but now you have angered me, is everyone on this roster on planet mars? I mean can't you people read the fine print and know I am not someone you can just walk all over and expect everything to be ok! You of all people should do your homework and know I do not like to be made a joke ask Howard Finkle's stunt double if he had fun getting The Clash and then the Clashterminator? Ask him! I bet he will say it did not feel to good now would not he? But onto what you had said before I was rudely interrupted it means I will make a statement a big one... no a huge one. I will hang up Kiljoy for all to see like the Christmas tree holidays for everyone to see. I will make him an example and make damn sure everyone sits and watches me as I eviscerate him, make him into so grotesque so insanely beautiful in the eyes of a blind person his parents wont even be able to ID him. Chad Smith: Which brings me to talk about what you did to the ring announcer, people are calling it deplorable downright evil and insane, what are your thoughts? His sinister grin comes out as he blows smoke out from the hit of his cigarette before he ashes it into the ash tray and blows a few O rings out. Andrew Clash: It is simple god make and god take away, I did what I had to do to ensure people would believe I am the real deal. I made a statement to Maynard and to everyone in the back mess with me and you just might lose your career or even worse your life! I am not here because I love the scenic view I am here to do a civic duty and exterminate everyone who stands in my way. I might be new here but I have the same aspirations I did when I started in every other fed, taking careers is just a game to me. I like to play with peoples careers dangle them in the fine balance of things if you may. What I did to that ref was just glorious hung him out to dry like a roasted turkey on Thanksgiving day. I would do it again because it now has Maynard on his heels and it now has everyone alert. Do not think Clash is a walk in the park..oh no no no sir and the more you fear me the more I get under your skin. You see I love to play the mind games with people one up them if you can say so. Once you have beaten a horse enough it begins to learn and it begins to listen. What I am doing week in and week out is just the beginning and until I get Maynard in a match I will make people like Kiljoy a distant memory. Chad Smith: What is your take from going to Doug e Fresh to Jesse Montana as owners? He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a black pair of Aviators and puts them on as he looks on and Chad starts to wonder where his eyes are looking at. Andrew Clash: What is there to say Doug E Fresh is not the most fair guy in the world or the most literate but he tries to run a company and he just lost one of its biggest wrestlers to date. I worked my ass off for that company and what did he do he screws me out of a rematch and then he screws me out of a few other things. Promising me this and that and never delivering there is only so much of a dictatorship one can handle. As for Jesse Montana he seems fairly legit I am willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. Chad Smith: If you could compare SCW,REW, and CZW who would you say has the best talent? He lowers his shades as he looks directly at the camera and then pans his head back at Chad. Andrew Clash: None of them, I mean there is a few people this or that that I would love to fight but it is all the same to me. Just same persona different places. But as far as talent foes I would have to say CZW has a bit of an extended roster which makes my mouth salivate. Chad Smith: But don't you hold the REW World title, IC title and World Tag team titles? Would not that be your favorite? He puts his shades back up from his lower cheek and on top of his head. Andrew Clash: REW has done good things for Andrew Clash but the fact is, it was to easy to walk in and take a World title and become a triple crown champion. It was like taking candy from a baby.I single handed walked in and became champion and it was not even a challenge. Hell I bet even The Custodian could have won the belt off Aaron Holiday. You see the REW World title means nothing to me sense I have beaten everyone that could even dream of challenging for it. They have nothing left for me, that is why I am deciding to leave REW. Chad Smith: Your doing what! Why? He rolls his eyes through his glasses and then turns his view from the wall. Andrew Clash: Have not I already told you why? I mean really did you just get off the short bus and have your mom pack your lunch? I am walking away from REW I need a challenge Chad not a simple stroll through the park. Really Chad you think you of all people would cheer me on. Chad Smith: (still flabbergasted) You must be as crazy as people think you are to just hand a belt over like it is Halloween candy. He gets up and walks over to the black bag of equipment and pulls out three shiny title belts and places them on the table. He then grabs another thing out of the equipment bag and sets it to the side of him as Chad tries to catch a better look at it squinting his eyes and moving his head to get a better look.The canister reads flammable Chad tries to again get a better look without making it obvious. Chad Smith: uhh... what is that next to your leg? He kicks the canister aside from himself and under the table next to him. Andrew Clash: It is for later a special tribute to the boys of REW. Chad Smith: Uh ...huh. Andrew Clash: Why do not you get to brass tax and get to what you really came here to talk about. Chad Smith: (takes a deep breathe) You have a big match with Kiljoy to prove your worth and it is against a former X Division champion, what are your thoughts coming into this match not favored to win? A knock at the door happens as Greg Anthony comes walking in as he sits down next to Clash and looks up at the camera. He rubs his eyes from the bright lights as he looks over at Chad Smith. Greg Anthony: Did I come at a bad time? I wanted to talk strategy but if your busy we can do it tomorrow. He turns his head and looks over at Greg and smiles. Andrew Clash: Go right ahead and ruin my interview it is ok, I was not doing anything special. Greg Anthony: I also heard you talking about your opponent Kiljoke. Andrew Clash: Why don't you fill these people in on what we have been going through, I hate to repeat myself more then once for such imbeciles. Greg Anthony: If you insist. He cuts him off before he can continue. Andrew Clash: Sorry Greg, I can not let you have all the fun. How I feel...hmm awe...ohh. It is not hard how to see I feel, I feel confident my opponent wont cut a promo and can't even whip his dick out to f**k his own grandmother. I take Kiljoy as a joke, but to answer your other question Chad i know you were thinking it. Have I changed my routine to face such a strange individual.....not really. He is just a sad little child playing with fire and with a magnifying glass. Am I scared... absolutely not am I frightened by a guy who wears more make up then the cast of Girls Next Door... heavens no. The fact I have to face him is a mockery to me and to my ability but the fact is I have no choice but to show the world What I am capable of. I want to make Kiljoy submit, tapout and scream in pain like the banshee bitch he is. Will I take it easy on him... NO! Chad Smith: What are your thoughts about your first opponent Kiljoy, we have been dying to know. I am sure everyone at home would love to know as well. He rips off his glasses and slams them on the table and looks at the camera. Andrew Clash: Do I give a rats ass what you want or the people at home want? Abso-positively-nothing, to me your all dead, piss the f**k off! Just kidding or am I? Anyways how I feel about Kilblow the homosexual clown,Kiljoke the insanely hideous clown, and last but not least Kilnick in relation to spud nick the big hideous obese clown. Let me start off by saying Kiljoy could not even be bothered to even make a proper bio page I mean really is it that hard to type something so simple and send it to Montana? Does Are You Smarter Then a Fifth Grader really have to be shown into contrast with Kiljoy? Come on for Pete's Sake write something that makes a tad bit of sense because your promos would not even be used as Toilet paper at my house, hell I would not even let my dog wipe his stinky ass with your promos. To further go on about the myth or even Casper the suicidal ghost, you were a X Division champion? I am outraged that you even got in that position it must have been a cold day in hell and frosty one at that. Going down the list of a bunch of crap I probably should not have read and made myself read. It says right here your list of finishers? What in gods green earth is The Cotton Candy? Is that what you do to lure little children in? If so you kind of remind me of the guy from Twisted Metal the video game what was his name... Sweet Tooth oh yes. What do you do go around giving little kids candy out of your giant ice cream truck and use them like body bags for your sick individual pleasure? Maybe you touch the kids, maybe you don't all I am saying is I am not trusting a guy who talks about chloroforming people and then giving little kids cotton candy? I guess it goes with being the local pedophile but also being the local crazy person. Which psych ward did they let you out this week? How do you even have a contract? I guess Chris Hanson and Dateline MSNBC have not yet found you. But they will, with your pants down and a box of condoms and quiet possibly some cotton candy. I did a little research and found out what your other finisher means its the fear of clowns? Oh yay, I did not see that one coming. But I also read on once again that it is commonly found mostly in children...it got me wondering once again. Where the f**k is Chris Hanson! Do I have to report a sex offender in progress my god damn self? f**k me the children are already scared enough for f**ks sake can they get a peaceful night of sleep without some weirdo in make up offering them cotton candy? I got one word for the kids out there do not take the cotton candy kids...it comes with a nasty butt plug and the words "It puts The lotion On its skin or gets the hose again". To make things even worse, I actually subdue myself to listening to the horrible craptastic bum f**k of a gods forsaken scrotum music you have as your intro music, it made my ears bleed and now I am f**king deaf thanks you f**king dickhead! Just kidding you probably got some sick pleasure out of it. Sorry to make you think you did something right for a change. Then I read further on and see someone from the crazy house actually talks to you on a routine bases? Her names something like Tara Swallows? Umm.. god my minds blank Tara Swallows is not it? (Chad shakes his head) I thought I was close on that one, but anyways she must be the most oblique pile of crude to be hanging out with you. I have never seen this behemoth of a bitch but I bet she is nothing special and she weighs more then a Blue whale and is probably about as long as one. She must have to be air lifted out of her bed to get into doggy style with your ugly ass, I think it is great that you found someone out there more f**ked up and worse off then yourself. I applaud that, hell I even through you a bone. As I looked on sense I hardly could give a damn to read on I saw a pic of you. My god that is a face only a mother could love? I am beginning to question if you are not more like Damien your dads a psych ward patient and your moms a hyena. That would explain a lot of things, the random ass eye makeup. It makes you look like a god damn fool, take that shit off before you embarrass your families name. I mean really do you have to give Boy George a run for his money? Take off that hideous mask and makeup it makes you look like a bitch, it hides nothing and makes you about as scary as a 2 year olds Halloween costume. And then to top it off I decide to read once again go on with my eyes bleeding more then a prophecy of god........your promo. You lose a title to a guy named Shrapnel and you act like everything is hunky dorey? f**k me for asking but do not you have any self respect? You then try and pretend like it never happened? The short bus is calling Chad Smith and Kiljoy's names. To further read on just a tad I see you say your not bitter about losing and you tried to say you are not bitter and then you go into vivid detail about taking people out? Did your brain hit the door on the way out? Do you for one split second think anyone believed you let alone actually thought you could take anyone out? Losing streak? The longest losing streak I have ever been on was 2 matches. I bet yours probably expanded until this place last closed down. Your a f**king loser Kiljoy, crawl under a rock and stay there but f**k it it is your choice to stand up and get beaten down like a red headed step child. The promo goes on about him going into the woods or some shit about him seeing UFO's in Boston Mass. Whatever pills there giving you for you diseases if that is what they are calling mental illnesses I want six f**k it....double that. I want to know what it is like to think I am some kind of bad guy when the only thing I do is lose and lose and for a change of pace lose some more. Then cry about it in a promo and not move on about it and go butt f**king in the woods with a girl named Mrs. Benson? Let me end this on a high note if you may, you see all those smoke and mirrors wont help you. The eerie music you try to scare people with is not going to work on me I have faced people way more intense and way more psychotic people then yourself. The fact is weather I let you keep your meaningless career intact or do everyone else a favor and put you out of your misery. I can do both end a career and end a life, it already has been done. I ended my best friends life, I made his heart stop after I gave him the beating of a lifetime the stretcher team and the ambulance were not enough to save his life. So you want to talk evil,twisted,scary mother f**kers your looking one dead in the eye come Thursday. You are not looking at a normal human being but a person so demented and so sickening people bestowed the title THE CAREER KILLER on me. If I can end my best friend...former best friend excuse me life then I will have the pleasure of annihilating you for quick and immediate gain. You are a stepping stone onto a greater picture and I will make you tapout or even get the 1..2..3. But let it be known I do not plan to walk out the loser. I will throw everything at you the kitchen sink,the kitchen table, the god damn cupboards to win a match. I am going to take you to a place very few have ever survived. Being in a match with me changes people and not for the better. If you value what meaningless existence you have if you can even call living in your moms basement a meaningful lifestyle you will not get in that ring or you will not be walking out unscathed. You will be in the most psychical pain and mental exhaustion you have ever felt in your life. Before he can finish he grabs the canister and then throws the belts on the table and then douses the gas all over the REW World title belts. He grabs his lighter out of his pocket as chad looks on frightened and scared as he and the camera crew slowly make a run for it. He then flicks open the lighter as Chad yells out to stop. He does not hear him as he continues to throw the zippo into the gas as it catches fire as he sinisterly watches it blaze. He looks over at the camera man who makes a run for it, he picks up the camera as the door slams shut as Chad is up against the wall. He comes closer with his blackened eyes as he grabs the camera and starts to film himself. He turns the camera at himself and continues to film. Andrew Clash: And just like these title belts and REW your career will be killed.... Career Killed Kiljoy. Because if you had not heard it the last time here it is again MY STYLE WILL NEVER CLASH with such people like you! He watches the fire before he drops the camera as he walks out of the locker room as the camera fades to black. |
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