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Bigtime Thanksgiving
Topic Started: Nov 29 2009, 09:13 PM (239 Views)
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Thanksgiving day



The scene fades in from black to reveal CZW's own “Rated E for Everyone” Eddie Rowan dressed in a black Smashing Pumpkins shirt and camo shorts, sitting in a steel chair with his legs crossed,reading a magazine, in some kind of brick backstage area hallway. A small man carrying a clipboard comes up behind him and taps his shoulder.

Guy
Its time

Eddie stands up, drops the magazine in his chair and begins to stretch. After a moment he begins to make his way down the hall towards the camera as the scene fades to a video intro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x9jvHs_QcU

The video fades out so we can see usual set up of Bigtime, except now there are two Tiger print chairs to the left of the monitor and one to the right.

Voice
Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome tour hosts of Bigtime, The Reaper Brian Kirkland and Bigtime Dwayne Campbell!!

A recorded track of clapping and cheering is played as the two make their way out to the set. Dwayne is dressed in the usual Tan sports coat, orange button down and tan slacks. Kirkland is wearing a Skillet shirt, a ripped up pair of light bluejeans and of course the CZW Ultraviolent championship belt.
Dwayne takes his seat in the chair to the right and BK takes the chair on the left closest to the monitor.


--Bigtime/Dwayne Campbell--
Thank you, thank you all, great to be back!

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Alright,Its a recording Dwayne and even if it wasn't I can tell you it wouldn't be for you.

Dwayne pulls out his remote and presses a button to stop the applause.

--Bigtime/Dwayne Campbell--
Oh and let me guess, it'd be you?

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
You know it, everybody likes to cheer for a champion.

--Bigtime/Dwayne Campbell--Yeah but no body likes to cheer for the guy that gets pinned by Tim Timmons.

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
IT WAS A DOUBLE TEAM!

Brian stands up and grabs the camera and pulls it close

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Tim ain't never beat me by himself and never will, that was luck! Luck I tell you!!

--Bigtime/Dwayne Campbell--
Jesus, calm down, it was a joke,don't you have a guest to introduce?

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Oh...right.

Brian takes his seat again and adjusts himself

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
I'd like you all to give a warm welcome to our special guest host Eddie Rowan!!

The camera turns to the left so we can see Eddie coming through the curtains, doing some of the gestures he normally would if was coming to the ring. He comes over to the seats, shakes the hands of Dwayne and BK and takes his seat beside BK.

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Happy Thanksgiving Eddo, great to have you on the show.

XxXEddie RowanXxX
No problem, glad to be here, nice crowd tonight.

The camera turns all the way around to show...

Posted Image

The camera goes back to the set

--Bigtime/Dwayne Campbell--
Yeah.....So Eddie why are you here tonight?

XxXEddie RowanXxX
To be honest I don't even know, BK called me a few days ago and asked me to come on tonight, I'm not sure what he wants to talk about but I think I've got a hunch.

--Bigtime/Dwayne Campbell--
OK, spill it BK, whys he here?

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Well a couple weeks ago Eddo here decided to play a little prank on me, how about we take a look?

Kirkland pulls out a remote of his own and presses a few buttons to start a clip


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The sound of a person whistling cheerily to themselves is heard as the scene slowly fades in from blackness. The image is grainy and the picture is in black and white, revealing what appears to be in a locker-room of some sort. The individual who is whistling is seated on a bench in front of the row of lockers, dressed in baggy pants and a black hoodie with the cowl up over his head. It takes a few minutes, but we recognize this to be CZW Ultraviolent Champion Brian Kirkland, polishing what can only be his coveted title belt. So wrapped up in this task is he, that he fails to see a black-cloaked figure emerge from behind the lockers, creeping up slowly, oh-so slowly behind him. This figure is shrouded from head to toe in a deep black robe. Even more disconcerting is the large scythe that the specter carries, resting over his shoulder, making the apparition appear as the iconic Grim Reaper, himself. Gracefully, the apparition moves up behind Kirkland, and a skeletal hand emerges from the sleeve of the robe, coming to rest on Kirkland’s shoulder. At first, he starts just a bit, the touch unexpected. As his eyes see what rests upon his shoulder, however, he starts even more, and then finally as he gazes up at the robed figure, he lets loose with a loud yelp of surprise, scrambling back and falling off the bench, landing unceremoniously on his rear. His look of shock and fear slowly changes to startled realization as the robed figure shudders with laughter, the scythe and skeletal hand falling to the ground as Eddie Rowan pulls his hood back. Eddie tries to offer an apology through his fit of laughter, but he can’t seem to compose himself, and Kirkland adopts an expression of rage, clambers to his feet, and dives at Eddie, spearing him to the ground, crashing into who or whatever was supporting the camera and sending it tumbling to the ground, the picture cutting out from the impact.



--Bigtime/Dwayne Campbell--
Now thats got to be the funniest I've seen in a loooong time, Eddie

XxXEddie RowanXxX
Thank you, I thought it was quite funny too

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Looking back at it now I'll agree, it was a good joke

--Bigtime/Dwayne Campbell--
So if you're not mad why is Eddie here?

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Well I've heard that Eddo is a little paranoid that I'm gonna try to get him back or something so I brought him on to show that theirs no hard feelings and just to prove it I've even got a gift for him at the end of the show tonight, but now we show Eddie how to do a real show and get down to the usual business of talking about my match.

XxXEddie RowanXxX
Ooooh, a REAL show is it? Well, educate me then, good sirs!

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
First up Bryan McNally!

Posted Image

--Bigtime/Dwayne Campbell--
Look at that monster.

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
(whispers)I must confess that I feel like a monster....

--Bigtime/Dwayne Campbell--
What?

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
nothing.

--Bigtime/Dwayne Campbell--
Alri-

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Back to McNally! He disappears at the height of his career, comes back months later out of the blue and joins Beautiful Agony. I don't know if I'm the only one that thinks this but to me it seems like McNally might have lost that something that made him the beast that he was, I've beat Bryan before when he really acted like a monster so I know that I can beat him now, especially in a Ultraviolent first blood match.

--Bigtime/Dwayne Campbell--
But...Look at him!

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
I looked at him but apparently not as close as you are,Alanso.

XxXEddie RowanXxX
Snip-snap!

--Bigtime/Dwayne Campbell--
Man, Shut the hell up.

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Careful what you say to me, I'll tell your man-crush about that odd burning sensation you have and you'll never get any.

--Bigtime/Dwayne Campbell--
Hey, that's private!

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
So you admit theres an burning sensation?

--Bigtime/Dwayne Campbell--
I...but....argh! Next guy!

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Not the first time you've yelled that....

--Bigtime/Dwayne Campbell--
SHUT UP AND DO THE SHOW!

XxXEddie RowanXxX
I do believe I've finally crossed the 'TMI' barrier!

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
(in a mocking tone)Calm down it was just a joke.

Dwayne angerly stands up from his seat and walks off the set to the right.

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Oh come on don't be like that!

XxXEddie RowanXxX
Aren't you gonna go after him?

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Nah, his ego is too big to stay gone for too long when theres a camera on. Now onto my other opponent in my match, hes a new comer, Ryan Shane

Posted Image

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
I don't know about you Eddo but I'm a big fan of this kid, his attitude might need to be adjusted a bit but I can see this kid doing big things in CZW.

XxXEddie RowanXxX
I agree, but doesn't he look a bit like someone we know?

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Hmmm....

Kirkland stares intently at the picture on the screen for a minute

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Nope! Can't say that I think he does.

XxXEddie RowanXxX
Really?

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Yeah really. Back to the match though. Like I said I'm a big fan of the kid, but hes just that, a kid, this will be his second match in CZW and to be honest I think hes outclassed. I'm sure he'll put up a fight but there is no way in hell hes gonna beat me.

Suddenly Dwayne marches back onto the set

--Bigtime/Dwayne Campbell--
You know what, I'm a star, I'm known world wide, I don't need you, I don't need this show, I deserve respect!!

Dwayne stomps off again

XxXEddie RowanXxX
...who the hell was that?

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
A rabid animal....Anyway...

--Bigtime/Dwayne Campbell--
And another thing!!

Dwayne stumbles back into view

--Bigtime/Dwayne Campbell--
Who are you to make fun of me! I trained you! I made you! I'm a star!!

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
OK I get it, Twinkle, you're a star, now will you sit down or leave, I'm talking here.

Dwayne looks like hes about to burst but turns around and goes to sit in the empty space for an audience.

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Now then, its almost the end of the show and its time to give Eddo his surprise.

Brian looks in the side of the chair and pulls out a perfect replica of El Pablo's mask.

XxXEddie RowanXxX
Pablo's mask?

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Yeah, I'm kinda low on cash right now and due to a minor shipping mistake I have a load of these sitting in my bed room at home, no one will buy the damn things from me.

XxXEddie RowanXxX
What were you trying to order to begin with?

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
I tried to buy some Youthful Aggression shirts way back when to give to people and to wear to the ring but I went one number off when I filled out the form and got these.

Brian hands Eddie the mask

XxXEddie RowanXxX
Well thank you, I've been meaning to get one of these anyway.

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Well try it on, I got like six of them in case that one doesn't fit

XxXEddie RowanXxX
OK

Eddie begins to put the mask on but its clear the mask is too small.

XxXEddie RowanXxX
I think its to small

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Nonsense!

Kirkland grabs the mask and yanks it down over Eddie's head even though its way to small. The mask ends up stretched out and has Eddie's hair sticking out of one of the eyes.

XxXEddie RowanXxX
I can't......feel...my head...

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Just keep it on for a minute Eddo, theres a second part to your gift

XxXEddie RowanXxX
What?

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Turn around and look at the curtains.

Brian turns Eddie to look at the curtains that separate the set from the backstage area but Eddie appears to be a little out of it due to the tight mask.

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Eddie, we're even.

Brian points his remote to the curtains which shoot open to reveal the mammothhhh Jena Cyde dressed in a gobbledygooker-esqe costume

Turkey-man-thing/Jena Cyde
PABLO!!!!!!!!!

Jena rushes at Eddie like a T-Rex going after it prey.


XxXEddie RowanXxX
HOLY TRANSGENDER, BATMAN!!

With that Eddie scrambles out of the chair and breaks out into a full run.


The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Thanks for watching and have a happy Thanksgiving

Off in the distance we hear Eddie scream.

The Reaper/Brian Kirkland
Jena is. Goodnight!


The scene fades out to black
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