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| Mike King Show S. 2 Ep. 1 | |
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| Topic Started: Dec 18 2009, 01:57 AM (174 Views) | |
| Mike King | Dec 18 2009, 01:57 AM Post #1 |
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(The screen opens up with a fade-in from black with Combat Zone Wrestling, and Badd Company Productions presents The Mike King Show written on it. Voice-Over: Welcome to the Mike King Show. From there the words fade out as the hard rocking opening of "Dr. Feelgood" by Motley Crue pumping with various CZW shots of Mike King both wrestling in and out of the ring and of various promo shots, with and without his recent added face-paint. Before the first verse starts, the video cuts off as Mike King is shown standing without his previously trademark face-paint on and showing his new grungy long hair look with stubble. Voice-Over: Ladies and gentlemen, Mike King!!!!! King starts talking as the music fades into the background.) Mike King: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. This is it, this is the epic return of “The Mike King Show.” Welcome back to it. I am Mike King of both Wrestling Internet Federation and Combat Zone Wrestling fame and this is the first episode of the second season of “The Mike King Show” for the week of November the 13th. As I’ve mentioned in the past, “The Mike King Show” is a weekly web-show on that can be streamed on the CZW website, my own personal website and downloading as a podcast for those of you who have video mp3 players through using iTunes, Zune store or some other podcast aggravator device. This week is a big week for both me and the show. This week I make my historic return to the “new and improved CZW.” This is on top of bringing “The Mike King Show,” back from the great beyond. I bet you that there were people who thought it was over. Raise your hand if you ever thought that the show was dead and gone. (King acts like he can count up the amount of people who raised their hands.) King: So that’s a lot of you, I can’t even count that high. You guys are idiots to think I’d leave you high and dry. You guys are losers like all of you who sent me e-mails to see if I would come back to CZW and why. Well I do think I owe a reason. And the reason for my return is the same I mentioned at the end of my last CZW run, young talent. I know a lot of people love the returns of the Alan Fiscus’, Eddie Rowan’s, Sean Hustle’s and others of those whom have returned to CZW but we’ve always needed to bring in younger talents. Now we got some like Andrew Clash and Ryan Styles. Those men could be the future in CZW. Now that I’ve said that, we have a huge show packed, cocked, locked and ready to go so let’s get to one of the most popular moments of the show, the Boner of the Week award. (A stage hand comes up to Mike and whispers in his ear. King looks at the stage hand.) King: What? (A stage hand comes up to Mike and whispers in his ear. King looks at the stage hand.) King: OK, I had no idea that Trojan pulled their sponsorship from CZW. It would be nice to hear that they ended it. Do we even have a clip for the Boner of the Week award? (The stage hand shakes his head no.) King: Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it. What gives? I loved the Boner of the Week award video package and I get nothing? What a load of crap. After this show, you all are fired for your incompetence. And with that, let's go into the mailbag... (The scene changes as King is now shown sitting at a desk with a picturesque backdrop of the Arizona desert behind him. Voice-Over: Now it is time for the Mike King Mailbag. He looks annoyed and shakes his head due to some of the questions he was sent.) King: Now just like the shows last season, these are a few e-mails that I have gotten through my website about various topics. I already answered a big topic that was sent to me as of last week when I got added to the card for next week’s Overdrive. And you will not believe all the stupid e-mails I have found and stockpiled since season one ended. Here’s one that will be added to my Metallica Kick list. The first one of the year to earn that honor. The first question is from Atnol from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, and that is only part of the reason but here is the question. Antol writes “Is it true that You and Ryan Shane are one in the same? He looks a lot like you” Well, well, well, Antol, that gets you on the Metallic Kick list. That means when/if I have the “pleasure” of going to Montreal, I will give you a running big boot to the face giving you a knockout blow, putting your fellow townspeople out of their misery and making their life that much better. You are such a douche bag that your New Year’s Resolution should be to kill yourself so everyone is made happy by you, for one time in your life. But if you really, really need to know, Ryan Shane is my clone. I dropped of a DNA sample and he was created in a lab. I decided to change my look so it made him look like the clone like the Scarlet Spider and Spider-Carnage from a Spiderman comic book storyline. (King opens up his next e-mail on his laptop.) King: And now that I made sure everyone that I am a comic book nerd, here’s another question. The next question is from Kelly from Arizona. Kelly asks, “Why did you leave CZW?” Kelly, I know we both share that we are from Arizona and I respect it but c’mon! I left CZW because it died and I had other opportunities open up in my life subsequently closed rather quickly. Thanks economy. I needed a job and I was able to get one. When I left CZW, it was mutual because they couldn’t keep me around and I needed a steady job. When they got steady money and I needed a job, I returned to the company and return to the ring. Now Kelly to prove that you are real, please, please, please send me where you live in Arizona, if you are single, a facebook link and possibly nude pictures. OK maybe you don’t need the last one but you know, I gotta make jokes like that, they bring in the ratings. (King awaits the next e-mail once again.) King: Here is yet another Metallica Kick list e-mail from Danny on Long Island. She writes. “Which celebrity will you try to hound to get on your show now that you got Audrina Patridge? I suggest Kayne West or Tiger Woods.” Danny, you are an idiot. The Kanye West slams are so September and we’re in December now, get with the program. As for Tiger Woods, I don’t have enough contacts to keep up with him. I am not famous enough to hang with him and if Charles Barkley isn’t getting his calls returned, I wouldn’t if I knew his new number. But seriously, I side with Tiger because we don’t know what the exact details are with him and I never liked blogs like TMZ or Perez Hilton at all. King: This next e-mail is comes from Sarah who hails from Surprise, Arizona. Sarah writes, “What kind of gift do you get a guy for Christmas?” Well Sarah, I it depends. If you’ve been dating for a while, get him a necklace. If you have only dated for a few days then get him a DVD. If he is emo and fits into either category, get him the gift that fits due to the timeframe, then cornhold him. (King awaits his next e-mail once again.) King: Next we got Melody from Boise, Idaho. She writes… (King quickly disposes of this e-mail.) King: Well it doesn’t matter what she writes, she’s just the same heartless bitch from season one who only talks with you then to f**k with your emotions… (King awaits the next e-mail again.) King: This next e-mail is from Nicole from Peoria, Arizona. That’s not too far from me… Anyway she asks, “What do you think of the comments Eddie Rowan made about you on Ed-ETV?” Well Nicole, I saw that and that is how I will end the mailbag. I want to talk about what he said about me and I want to rebute what he said. In case you haven't seen it yet, here it is (King clicks his remote to show a clip from Ed-ETV
The scene returns to show King looking slightly annoyed at what Eddie said about him) KING: Eddie Rowan, where shall I begin? I respect you man. You are one of, if not the best in Beautiful Agony’s history. However I love the revisionist history of my career in CZW. I was never a lackey of my step-brother Tim Timmons, I was his equal. I only teamed with him ONCE as a member of The Next Generation, I normally teamed with his now former partner Rob Wright. I was an equal to Tim through out my run. However I am back for different reasons than to get the band back together once again. I have other goals in mind than to be a lackey. I have a purpose in CZW this time around. Now Eddie I am back to gain retribution. You see Mike Monroe screwed me months ago by closing Beautiful Agony and sealing that era of your career up to team with Krimzon Blaze, right when that era of my career started. At that point it was Krimzon Blaze and your boss took the CZW Tag Team titles from Rob Wright and I. Eddie, I have no personal troubles with you. My beef is with Mike Monroe. Now Monroe restarted Beautiful Agony without me and Brian. I think that Mike knows that the two of us are the best wrestlers in CZW and he is jealous. He is jealous of what we can do in the ring. One-on-one, I have beaten Monroe. Now Eddie, our match will be a tough fight as we are both looking to climb up the ladder once again in CZW. I am not bringing the ruby-red slippers because I doubt Judy Garland’s ghost will be there, maybe her ghost if she can get out of the haunted mansion for once. However if you bring the plaid table cloth dress, I'll gladly slide it over you after I knock you out with lariats and kicks and suplexes, just like you've been the past few weeks. Eddie, I am looking for my return to CZW be successful and you are a mere stepping stone in the process. I'm sure that you will bring my A-Game and I am bringing my A+-game to Kansas this Monday. The good old game of tapout or knockout will return in Kansas during our match Eddie. Monday will be a historical day for the two of us. It will be our first face off and we both are hungry. But I am hungrier because I have forgotten my manners and I will do whatever it takes to win the match. (King smirks into the camera.) King: And I would like to continue but that's all I got tonight. We should do this again sometime. That has been the first Mike King show of the second season, now get the f**k out and have a Merry Christmas! (King throws on a Santa hat and waves at the camera as the scene ends.) |
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