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Makeover Makeover Makeover; BB RP No coding. Sorry.
Topic Started: Jan 21 2010, 07:16 PM (113 Views)
Brian Blaze


The scene opens with a sew of jail cells being shown. All of a sudden the camera notices the jail cell inhabited by non other than Mr. Entertainment Brian Blaze. He is wearing a crisp all white suit and dress shoes except for his tie. It is black. He is lying down on the bed in cell as all of a sudden a voice can be heard.

Officer: Brian, you have a visitor.

Brian sits up and says to himself just loud enough for the camera to hear.

Brian Please don’t be Mortius.

Brian then opens his eyes and there stands Eddie Rowan. He has the usual friendly smile on his face as he is wearing a Beautiful Agony T-Shirt. He stands there with his hands in his pocket as he looks at Brian.

Brian: Eddie, what is up my Nerf Herder?

Eddie: Nothing at all man, I’d ask you but the answer seems a little obvious.

Brian: There is a great reason as to why I am locked up behind bars.

Eddie: Oh yeah let’s hear it?

Brian then stands up as he walks towards the cage door.

Brian: I thought the cop was a prostitute.

Brian then nods his head and he crosses his arms as he looks at Eddie as he can’t help but chuckle at the situation.

Eddie: Classic mix up man we’ve all been there,

Brian nods as Eddie leans against the cage wall and Brian looks on.

Brian: Wait, this coming from a person who wanted nothing to do with going to a strip club. Yet, you just said that you find yourself in a situation with sexy copstitutes?.

Eddie: What can I say man Clown Killer and Saint. By the way I posted you bail dude so let’s BAIL!

The jail cell door then opens as Brian casually walks out. He then looks at Eddie and shakes his head as Eddie has his hand raised in the air for a high five.

Brian: Not only was that the worst joke ever but you never found yourself in a prostitute situation have you?

Eddie: Not one bit.

Brian then gives Eddie the high five he was looking for as the scene fades.

The scene then reopens with Brian and Eddie walking down the street.

Brian: Damn it I’m starving.

Eddie: Did ya hear about Mortius?

Brian: No, what’s going on with the fellow Blortius member.

Eddie: Well he is taking what we’re going to call an indefinite leave of absence. No one can find him he just all of a sudden disappeared. People are trying to get a hold of him but no one know where he is.

Brian then looks over at Eddie as Eddie continues his speech.

Eddie: I am aware that this puts you in quite the pickle if you will. I mean the last time I checked you are in that tournament that is looking for a couple of people that will lose to Mike and I.

Brian then chuckles as he puts his arm around Eddie.

Brian: Oh Eddie you’re so damn funny, it’s only a matter of time before I get my inevitable shot at the Tag Title and beat Monrowan.

Eddie: How are you going to accomplish that on your own?

Brian: It’s happened before.

Eddie: Yeah Mortius can speak on that front considering what you did.

Brian: OOOOO Sassy, I like you.

Eddie: Brian do you really think you can stack up against a team like Mike and myself, I mean we have been doing this for a long time and the fact we are tag champions is no fluke…

Eddie keeps talking but Brian fails to listen as he looks off in the distance and notices a blue strobe light. He then starts focusing once again on Eddie who is still rambling on.

Eddie: Then you have that night where they caught me wearing a woman’s night gown. I mean I tell everyone I put that thing on unintentionally but sometimes you just gotta let the air flow down there you of all people would know what I mean there….

Brian then nods his head as he acts like he’s listening then all of a sudden he is gone. He is taking towards the blue strobe light running at full speed as Eddie finally stops his story and notices his friend is gone. Eddie then starts looking around until he sees a man in a crisp white suit running towards the blue strobe light as he starts following suit. Brian then makes it to the event as he starts fighting his way to the front of the crowd as he notices some scantily clad dressed women dancing and then a spokesperson appears. He is riding a segway as he then jumps off the segway as the segway keeps going and crashes into the crowd and hurts a couple of spectators. Brian laughs as the spokesperson begins to speak.

Spokesperson: HEY here with Extreme Blue the great new energy snack that allows you to shove it in your face and eat it!

The man then leans back as some blue goop comes from a tube and he eats it then shoot the crowd a thumbs up. Brian then stands on the security rail as he yells to the spokesperson.

Brian: That looks so good what’s in it?

Spokesperson: Great question, have a t-shirt!

The man then throws Brian a t-shirt as he puts it on and then hops on the stage to dance with the ladies on stage. Eddie then shows up on the stage as the crowd is still screaming like crazy as the spokesperson continues to throw t-shirts as Eddie starts dancing to fit in as he is yelling at Brian over the loud music.
Eddie: SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

Brian: NO, I JUST GOT THIS T-SHIRT!

Eddie: WHAT? NO, THE YOUTH CREW YOU NEED A PARTNER TO FACE THEM!

Brian: OH YEAH GOOD POINT! LET’S GO SOMEWHERE THAT ISN’T SURROUNDED BY A CRAZY FAN BASE AND SEXY WOMEN! THOUGH THE WOMEN CAN COME IF THEY WANT.

Brian then winks at the girls who smile as Eddie and Brian then run and jump off the stage as they start walking.

Eddie: Here man let’s get going to the training facility we can figure it out from there.

Brian nods his head as the two men start walking down the path in the park as the scene fades.

The scene reopens with the two men entering the training facility. Both men run and slide into the ring under the bottom rope as Eddie stands in the middle of the ring and Brian sits himself down on the top rope.

Eddie: Well the fans have no idea and are going to be in for a fun surprise.

Brian: Not only that but hey he’s my partner. I mean The Youth Crew were never going to be a problem but the last time I checked this is a Tag Team Tournament. The key word being TAG TEAM! I mean as gladly as I would be doing the whole thing on my own I clearly can’t. This is a huge monkey wrench what is this right now all speculation amongst the fans and everyone.

Eddie: Well the fans are a bit in the dark right now however that is not the issue at hand. What matters here is that you do in fact need a partner and The Youth Crew still sucks.

Brian: Those fools honestly think they’re going to make there way to you two they have another thing coming. I mean first Ryan Shane flat out says he’s coming after the Agony.

Eddie: Then straight edge wuss takes his crony and attacks Mike and myself after out Tag Title win.

Brian: I bet the two of them would just love to get one step close by overcoming an Agony team, well now an Agony member. However, I’m not going to let that happen. The Youth Crew can think what they want they can avoid what they choose to avoid and they can claim there opinions about me and the Agony. However, they eventually have to face the Agony. Now I know you two want to get your hands on them. However, Ryan Shane is going to be in the same ring as me, so is Knox Harper so the more pain I can dish on them the better and I intend on doing it.

Eddie: You won’t be saying anything or getting your hands on anything if you don’t find yourself a partner.

Just then Lionel Ritchie’s Hello begins to play as Brian starts patting himself down as he finds his cell phone and answers it. He has a brief conversation as he hangs it up quickly.

Brian: I have an interview with Ryan Lewis tomorrow to address the Mortius scenario. I get to meet him at the arena.
Eddie: Oh, you’re so lucky.

Eddie rolls his eyes as Brian laughs.

Brian: Yeah tell me about it, well I’ll go conduct this interview give my two cents on The Youth Crew and Mortius and let the world know what’s up. I have an idea though so meet me post interview and we can get this cracking ya dig?

Eddie: Everything but ya dig. Seriously man?

Brian then shrugs as he jumps off the top rope and both men leave the ring as the scene fades.

The scene reopens with Ryan Lewis sitting in a chair and across from him is Brian Blaze. Brian has ditched the crisp white suit and is wearing the Brian Blaze T-Shirt, a pair of jeans and his hair is pushed back as he has a Disasterpiece headband on.

Ryan: Hello all loyal fans watching this exclusively on CZW.com as I am here with the current X-Division Champion and Sleazy Entertainment Brian Blaze. Brian thank you so much for joining me.

Brian: Not a problem at all Ryan.

Ryan: Well obviously let’s get right into this and not skip a beat, Where is Mortius?

Brian: I wish I knew man. Mortius is taking his Indefinite Leave of absence from Disasterpiece, The Agony and CZW. He hasn’t been seen or heard from who knows what that man is going through. From his start here and what he has done he was always a unique individual. Now as far as where he is no one knows but if I know Mortius he will be back to break everyone in this federation in half.

Ryan: Well you have a match with The Youth Crew what are your thoughts on the Youth Crew?

Brian: I don’t like them. Plain and simple I don’t like them I don’t like what they represent and I don’t like the fact they seem to be forcing it on people. Ryan Shane knows first hand what I can do, he has either seen it or felt it from the Frenzy Match. A match I won by the way. Ryan Shane can continue to run his mouth about how he hates sleaziness and the Agony on top of his own personal war with drugs and alcohol. Well Ryan you can say all this shit you want however once you’re in that ring you’ll be lucky if you can say anything again afterwards after the nice beating I give you. You need your army so you go out and get a crony and that is fine with me. You bring whoever you want with you all you have to know is Brian Blaze is keeping you from getting at Mike Monroe and Eddie Rowan. If you want to get your hands them again it better be by another cheap shot. Hell if you want to actually win the tag belts you eliminate them before the match. Too bad you won’t get your Tag Title match. Brian Blaze is not going to allow you.

Ryan: Well there is one little problem in that plan. You need a tag partner.

Brian: I can see where that could be a problem. However, I’m Brian Blaze man. I’m resourceful do you know how many friends I have that can be my partner?

Ryan: How many?

Brian then starts looking around as he then hangs his head.

Brian: Alright, I’m holding try outs.

Ryan: Tryouts? Who is going to help you with those try outs?

Brian: That guy over there Mr. Eddie Rowan.

The camera pans over as it shows Eddie stuffing his face with doughnut after doughnut as he looks up and notices the camera. He then waves as he has two doughnuts in each hand and another in his mouth as the camera pans back to Brian.

Brian: Damn, he was hungry. Aren’t those your doughnuts tubby?

Brian then looks over as Ryan Lewis and he is trying to pry the doughnuts out of Eddie’s hands. Eddie gets a little angry and he then kicks Ryan in the stomach as Ryan then falls to the ground clutching at his guts. Brian then walks onto the scene as he looks down at Ryan then up at Eddie. Brian and Eddie then both just shrug there shoulders. The two men walk out of the shot as the scene fades.

The scene reopens with Brian and Eddie putting up posters around the arena. The posters read: Want Tag Gold? Here’s your chance to finally Entertain someone as you can team up with Brian Blaze to get yourself a potential shot at the Tag Team Titles.

Brian: These posters are awesome ya think this is how Ryan Shane finds Straight Edge Cronies?

Eddie: More than likely, also there is one small problem with these posters.

Brian: What’s that man?

Eddie: You and whoever you find are not going to win the Tag Titles.

Brian: We’ll just see about that won’t we?

Eddie: You mean see Monrowan beat any team that wins this little tournament. If that is what you’re referring to then we will indeed see very soon.

Brian: Well I’ll worry about losing to you guys later. Right now I have to focus on a man who is willing to beat those punk ass youths.

Eddie: I hate the Youths with there loud Hip and Hop music mixed with the Rock and or Roll.

Brian: With there Bench Coats and Ugg boots. Thinking they’re so fashionable.

Eddie: Trying to look like all of the stars in the magazines and movies. No one looks like that.

Brian: Except for us!

Eddie: Exactly but these punk asses will never look like that.

Brian: So true man, Ryan and Knox fall into that long line of punk asses that only wish they could be as awesome as us. Why else do you think they’re coming after us?

Eddie: They are trying to dethrone us from our Awesome Throne!

Brian: THE DASTARDLY BASTARDS!

Eddie: We need to find you this replacement to keep those guys from going through with there awesome plan.

Brian: Eddie, It’s not Awesome.

Eddie: It kinda is.

Brian: Yeah you’re definitely right.

The two men then continue the conversation as the scene fades.

The scene reopens with Brian Blaze and Eddie Rowan sitting behind a table seemingly frustrated with the talent that has shown up so far.

Brian: Awful, Awful talent. That fat guy who came in wearing nothing but a cape. That was just disturbing.

Eddie: Exactly why I am going to buy some Comet for my eyes tonight. Also that guy who came in swinging a waffle iron over his head. I mean that guy was waffle.

Eddie shoots Brian a thumbs up and has a big cheesy smile on his face as Brian simply just shakes his head.

Brian: That was possibly the funniest thing ever! HIGH FIVE!

The two men then high five as the next potential tag partner walks in. The man is wearing a loose blue hoodie and baggy jeans. He is wearing a lucha libre mask as he looks up and Brian and Eddie nod.

Brian: What’s up with the mask dude?

Man: You’re the one who told us to be secretive about this, if anyone asks I’m the Cerulean Dragon.

Eddie: Why the Cerulean Dragon?

Man: Do you realize how many seconds I spent on thesaurus.com looking for a synonym for blue? It was at least forty five seconds!

Brian: Alright, let’s start off with the questions. What do you hate most about The Youth Crew?

Man: The whole straightedge society they put out. They talk about society being full of gloom and despair, talking about vices and addictions. Do they even know what an addiction is? Because, it’s not just drugs and alcohol. You can become addicted to anything like pornographic videos, or jogging, or chicken strips, or scented candles, or the rush cause by lack of oxygen from being up on such a god damn high horse that the air thins. Addictions are a part of human nature. They’re part of our culture and society. And, The Youth Crew wants to make the world feel like ass all ‘cause of something that has been encoded into our DNA since the planet an algae-covered lava ball. Everyone is addicted to something. Being straightedge just means you won’t admit it.

Eddie: Well said well said.

Brian: I do like chicken strips.

Eddie: Who doesn’t?

Brian: What do you feel you have to offer as a Tag Team Partner?

Man: Well, I've been thinking about this and I've realized that you could take the best two guys in the business, and they won't be able to win the tag straps to save their life if their styles don't mesh. So that's what I'm going to bring to the party: synchronicity. I'll admit that you've got a lot more experience being on a tag team than I do, so I know that being a little prima donna is only going to get our asses kicked by them and my ass kicked by you. If only fifty percent of a tag team looks good, something is seriously wrong, so I have no problem being one-half of a well-oiled machine.In addition, as you can see by my resume-

The man then produces his resume and places it on the table of Eddie and Brian

Man: I am well-versed in the martial arts of Bajiquan, Eskrima, and Shin-Kicking.

Brian: Very Impressive resume.


Eddie: I have a question for you. If a tree falls in the middle of the woods and no one is around to hear it…..What’s your favorite instrument?

Man: Well, that's... a good question, actually. I'd have to say... the viola. I played one in high school, you see, and I've been fond of them ever since.

Brian: Great answer, Classic if you will.

Brian holds his hand up and Eddie gives him a high five as the two of them chuckle.

Eddie: I would’ve said saxophone.

Brian: Really?

Eddie: Yeah!

Brian: Oh here is a question Chocolate or Vanilla.

Man: Chocolate. 'Cause you know what vanilla is? I'll tell you what vanilla is. You know those specialty ice creams with the peanut butter cups and the cherry cordials and the fudge chunks and the caramel drizzle and the pretzels for some goddamn reason? Well, you know what kind of ice cream they use in all that? Vanilla. Because it's filler. And no one likes filler. Plus, the store-brand crap has no flavor. It's like eating spoonfuls of a chewy ice cube.

Brian: I prefer Vanilla myself.

Eddie: I just think ice cream in general is just amazing.

Brian: Couldn’t agree more.

The three men all nod there heads as the questions continue.

Eddie: Are you willing to do whatever it takes to make sure the Brian Blaze Experience featuring *Insert Name Here* will win the Tag Team Title?

Man:Absolutely. The Tag Titles have a lot of prestige in this company. A lot of the best have held them. And you ain't going to get that prestige by sitting on your ass and eating Beautiful Agony brand snack mix which is now available in Zesty Barbecue.

The Man produces a bag of said snack mix and throws it on the table as Eddie starts eating the contents of the bag.

Brian: Hey man he's making money off of us.

Eddie: But these are damn good snack mix.

Brian: We'll steal this idea and get richer.

The Man: Anyway, you have to go out and take it. And learning that you were giving out open interviews, well, that was Step 1 in the process. And besides, I have incentive since I know I'll have you on my side. Having someone to watch your six can be very important in this business.

Brian: I appreciate a man who makes sure that Brian Blaze doesn’t only have to have the X Title around his waist.

Eddie: Too bad you won’t win the tag titles.

Brian: Says you, What is your favorite Brian Blaze attribute/feature?

The Man: ...I abstain from answering that question on the grounds that it will create a cavalcade of slash fiction throughout at least six of the nine internets in the unlikely but quite possible scenario that this interview is ever broadcast.

Eddie: That is the correct answer in my book.

Brian: Yeah you’re probably right.

Eddie: If you could use any weapon on The Youth Crew which weapon would you use to maim them?

Brian: That is a great question.

The Man: Eggs.

Brian and Eddie: Eggs?!?

Man: Yes, eggs. Work with me here. That's what tag teams do; they work with each other, right?

Brian: He is right on that one.

The Man: People in CZW can handle pain. We're well-known for it. So is a chair or a bat or a poison-tipped crossbow going to do a whole lot to stop them? Probably not. They know how to deal with pain.But how well are they at dealing with humiliation?

Eddie: Well people like Brian deal with is quite well.

Brian: Ha freakin ha.

The Man: Picture this: Knox goes out to throw his grenade-*He looks around, then leans in close, whispering*-which, by the way, I suspect to be a placebo effect-*He leans back and resumes his standard tone of voice*-and I throw an egg at him. And he's looking down at the yolky, slimy mess, and his brain is all, 'Did I just get hit with an egg? Hmm. Upon further review, yes, I did just get with an egg. Who the hell throws an egg?' And that's about the time you roll him up, because they'll be distracted having no idea what to think.

Oh. But if you mean outside the context of a match... I'd have to go with the cinder block made of bees.”

Brian Well Eddie I think we can stop the interviews I think we found the guy. Anyone who has a cinder block made of bees is more than fit to be my partner

Eddie: I couldn’t agree more. He wants ot win the tag gold he’s actually willing to put up with you on a regular basis.

Brian: More importantly, he hates The Youth Crew.

Man: No I don’t.

Eddie: You will in time.

Brian: Yeah trust me it’s just easier to not like the bastards. I mean these two first of have no idea what is coming they just know I’m finding a partner. They have no idea who he is going to be they have no idea what to get ready for. This is going to work man. This is definitely going to work in my favor. More importantly if I can screw The Youth Crew out of a tag title shot I’m all for it.

Eddie: Let’s see who this mystery man is.

Brian and Eddie then get up as they walk towards the man. The camera is showing Brian and Eddie and the back of this mystery man. The man then lowers his hoodie and takes off his mask as Eddie and Brian can’t help but smile.

Eddie: NO way!

Brian: This is fantastic, needless to say it’s going to rock.

Eddie: You can say that again the Youth Crew won’t even know what is going to hit them.

Brian: With this guy on my side The Youth Crew WILL go out in a Blaze of Glory.

Brian and Eddie nod as the three men leave the room and the scene fades.
Edited by Brian Blaze, Jan 21 2010, 07:28 PM.
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