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| Topic Started: Jan 22 2010, 01:49 AM (146 Views) | |
| Mike King | Jan 22 2010, 01:49 AM Post #1 |
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(The screen opens up with a fade-in from black with Combat Zone Wrestling, and Badd Company Productions presents The Mike King Show written on it. Voice-Over: Welcome to the Mike King Show. From there the words fade out as the hard rocking opening of "Dr. Feelgood" by Motley Crue pumping with various CZW shots of Mike King both wrestling in and out of the ring and of various promo shots, with and without his face-paint. Before the first verse starts, the video cuts off as Mike King is shown standing without his previously trademark face-paint on and showing his new grungy long hair look with stubble. Voice-Over: Ladies and gentlemen, Mike King!!!!! King starts talking as the music fades into the background.) Mike King: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. This is it, this is the epic return of “The Mike King Show.” I am Mike King of both Wrestling Internet Federation and Combat Zone Wrestling fame and this is the second episode of the second season of “The Mike King Show” for the week of January the 17th. For those of you who don’t already know, “The Mike King Show” is a weekly web-show on that can be streamed on the CZW website, my own personal website and downloading as a podcast for those of you who have video mp3 players through using iTunes, Zune store, Juice, Zencast or some other podcast aggravator device. And I am glad that you did not remove the link because I still have stuff to say. This week is a big week for me. Youthful Aggression is back in greater numbers and better than ever. Now not only do we have myself and Brian Kirkland back in the fold but we now have Encore and Badger as our new recruits. These two epitomize what Combat Zone Wrestling future is. And looking at the future, it looks damn bright, just the way I like it. Now I don’t care if you cheer us for wanting to be the iconoclasts of the gentleman’s club of the “New and improved” CZW. Let’s see when Alan Fiscus, Cage Stryker, Jesse Montana, Maynard O’Toole and Matt Covey on top of the card it don’t seem like a new CZW to me. And the new Youthful Aggression vows to change this and exhume the poison that is running in the veins of CZW. Now to get off that point long enough so no-one say “This is awful so I am turning this show off,” let’s talk about this week’s show. This week on the Mike King Show, I will talk about what happened at “There Will Be Blood,” incase you missed it, talk about my match, answer some mailbag questions and introduce Encore and Badger formally. Raise your hand if you think that is a good idea. (King acts like he can count up the amount of people who raised their hands.) King: Wow, that’s not a lot of you. I can actually count that on both hands and feet. You guys are idiots to think this show will not be fun at all. You guys are losers. I don’t give a shit if you are willing to cheer Youthful Aggression or boo us because it isn’t a big deal for us. We are here to be the future for Combat Zone Wrestling the way it should be. The future is not in the past, the future is in the upstars of the now. (A stage hand comes up to Mike and whispers in his ear. King looks at the stage hand.) King: What? (A stage hand comes up to Mike and whispers in his ear. King looks at the stage hand.) King: OK, Ok, I’ll talk about my match right now. This week we have a battle royal to determine the number one contender to Maynard O’Toole’s CZW IC title. 8-men enter and only one man, one man will stand tall and become the top contender to eventually face O’Toole. Before I talk about everyone else, Brian if it comes down to the two of us, we all know what will happen. The best thing about our plan, is that we are the only ones to know about it. (Encore steps up.) Encore: We know too boss. Badger: Yeah Mike, we know about the plan to… (King cuts them off to prevent spilling the beans.) King: Guys, guys, guys, we need to chill out and just let things happen. They are secret for a reason. Now going into the match there are two men looking for a qualifier. You got Rob Wright taking on Johnny Kerosene, where shall I begin? Johnny, you shouldn’t be facing Mr. Money In The Bank, Rob Wright. Rob is above you and shouldn’t be fighting for some spot in the battle royal. He may not be everything that Youthful Aggression prides on but he is a man I trust. If I ever need him to help or have to help him, I will. Johnny that’s not a knock on you but Rob is better than you. May the best man win, and that I hope is Rob. Now in the second qualifier, we have a grudge match three way featuring Caleb Walker, Zodiac Thriller and Kimo. Caleb you are a crybaby and I would have no qualms beating you up if you win. You and Zodiac are alike. Zodiac and you are both old school CZW stars. You had your day in the sun while I haven’t. I was always relegated to being in the back ground, the tag team division, the former Hardcore division or the Ultraviolent division. I have only had once a title shot for both the X and World titles. I have been held back by your gentleman’s club. I hope Kimo wins because Kimo like Youthful Aggression, is the future. This leaves one half of the field as you have Brian, the winner of those two matches as well as me. I’m gonna have fun talking about these guys that I am about to talk about. (King smirks before continuing.) King: We now have the first-ever EPIC Champion, El Pablo. EP as many smarks call you, what makes you so egotistical to make your own title? Jeez aren’t you a jackass? You were the better man in our Greenhouse match. That is fine with me, but you El Pablo are a jackass and yet another man who is only where he is because of the CZW Elitest pigs gentleman’s club being on top. EP you are talented but your talent isn’t why you are on top. You are on top because you were in Team XTC with Ace King, Krimzon Blaze, Cage Stryker and Mike Monroe. You are a posure EP, you are not a true “EPIC champion,” I would be if given the chance because I have the God given talent that you don’t. Plus I do not look like a mouse when I wear a mask to hide my face. Now we got Krimzon Blaze. Blaze you spat in my face the last time we met. You are the reason Rob and I lost the CZW Global Tag Team titles. You took my green mist and bastardized it by blowing it into my face. Blaze you are nothing but a snot nosed punk. You need to be dealt with and dealt with, you shall. KB, you only have EP on your side while I have Rob and Brian on mine. You talk about your one chance, KB you’ll blow it. You will blow it worse than Peter North in a porno. You think I’ll be dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge away from you but it is you who will be. You are a marked man Krimzon Blaze and your code of silence will be broken with a loud bang. That bang will be my feet kicking the base of your skull into a bloody, messy pulp. And then I will break your damn neck and put you on the shelf for the final time and end your pity little career. Then we got the Television Champion and my half-brother’s arch-rival Godzilla Sawyer. With a name like that, you think I am walking in scared. You must think that I am worried about stepping into the ring with a man who would star in Japanese movies. I think I’ve seen your name come across on hentai videos. Not that I am into it… However, you Godzilla are not a monster. You are not Rodan, Mothra, King Ghidorah, Manda, Mechagodzilla, SpaceGodzilla, Mechani-Kong or Jet Jaguar. You are not even Godzilla Jr. To me, you are Hedorah, the Smog Monster. You are a farce and I will finish the job that Tim Timmons started and damn near ended. Then you got Frank Finch. Frank, I though you retired. I thought that you were done and leaving the business but I guess not. You much like the gentleman’s club here in CZW will be brought to justice for holding back the men like me who deserve a shot rather than be held back and held down by the man. You are not the pick of the litter, unless the rest of the litter are sticky, ugly green boogers with spots of blood on them. (King smirks into the camera.) King: And with that, let's go into the mailbag... (The scene changes as King is now shown sitting at a desk with a picturesque backdrop of the Arizona desert behind him. Voice-Over: Now it is time for the Mike King Mailbag. He looks annoyed and shakes his head due to some of the questions he was sent.) King: Now just like the shows last season, these are a few e-mails that I have gotten through my website about various topics. And you will not believe all the stupid e-mails I have found and stockpiled since the last show and it depends. Sometimes they are older e-mails, sometimes they are current ones. The first question is from Chris from Riverside, California. Chris writes “Who do you think will win the Superbowl” Well what we have here, a football question. Wait excuse me, we have a FOOTBALL question. But yeah, I see the Colts in it and winning the damn thing. You got Peyton Manning, Joseph Addai, Dallas Clarke, Austin Collie, Dwight Freeney, Hank Baskett and Pierre Garcon. Sure the Vikings have Brett Farve and the Saints are unbeatable but the Colts been there three years ago and Peyton Manning is not known for choking in the playoffs except when they play the Patriots or the Chargers and neither team are in now. The Patriots were eliminated by the Ravens and the Chargers were eliminated by the Jets. (King opens up his next e-mail on his laptop.) King: The next question is from Derrick from Louisiana. Derrick asks, “Why did you leave CZW?” Kelly, I know we both share that we are from Arizona and I respect it but c’mon! I left CZW because it died and I had other opportunities open up in my life subsequently closed rather quickly. Thanks economy. I needed a job and I was able to get one. When I left CZW, it was mutual because they couldn’t keep me around and I needed a steady job. When they got steady money and I needed a job, I returned to the company and return to the ring. Now Kelly to prove that you are real, please, please, please send me where you live in Arizona, if you are single, a facebook link and possibly nude pictures. OK maybe you don’t need the last one but you know, I gotta make jokes like that, they bring in the ratings. (KING awaits the next e-mail once again.) King: Here is yet another Metallica Kick list e-mail from Sandy from Texas asking, “How about them Cowboys” They got eliminated by the Vikings in spectacular fashion after beating the Eagles. Next question, and it is from Jackson in Malibu. And he asks, “Why don’t you try getting Hannah Montana as a guest on your show? I think she is pretty…” Jackson I hope you are 17 or under, that or you are an idiot and the cops are at your door for possible statutory rape charges. That is the dumbest suggestion I have been asked. For crying out loud, no-one else that watches this show is a teenie-bopper who would enjoy her. Besides ask Jesse to get his cousin on tv at some point. At this point he has more stroke than me in CZW. King: This next e-mail is comes from Hillary who hails from Forrest Park, Illinois. Hillary writes, “What band will you want to see this year?” Well besides them touring with Dashboard Confessionals this time around, I am looking forward to seing Bon Jovi at Jobbing.com Arena in February because THEY f**kING ROCK!!!!! Livin’ on a Prayer is my f**king anthem man. Sure I love Metallica and named moves after them but Bon Jovi is my band. Well them, Aerosmith or Motley (f**king) Crue. Also I am checking out Gravity Slashers in February as well as Monster Jam next week. I know not all of you are gear heads and if you are not, f**k off. (King awaits his next e-mail once again.) King: Next we got Selina from Peoria, Arizona. She writes, “Besides whomever Badger and Encore are, who would you add to Youthful Aggression?” (King quickly disposes of this e-mail.) King: Well besides the obvious in Rob Wright, I’d add The Mountain Man himself, Joshua Newsome, that man is AWESOME!!! He is a star in the making and I helped him while we both were in The Next Generation. I’d say Tim Timmons but, he is firstly MIA and secondly does not get along with Brian Kirkland at all. (King awaits the next e-mail again.) King: This next e-mail is from Nicole from Peoria, Arizona. That’s not too far from me… Anyway she asks, “Hey interesting man!!!I am so happy to see that you have decided to reply,I see it is very short letter.It is all right because you are astonished to get my letter. I know that you're probably surprised to get my message. I got your email from craigslist.I want you to know that I have only good intentions and I have not any secrets. (King looks annoyed.) King: Who the f**k gave me this piece of spam mail to fill in for the mailbag? (Badger and Encore look at each other and shrug “I don’t know” at King.) King: And I did not post that on craigslist. Which one of you two posted this on craigslist? (Badger and Encore look at each other and point at the other man.) King: Fine, have it your way, both of you remove your hoods… Encore: On The Mike King show, really? King: Yes, you two are getting punished for screwing up and using the webshow’s e-mail for your own personal booty call. (King stands between Badger and Encore as the two The two go to remove their hoods as the picture fades to black.) King: There we go. Now you two are ready to fight the world as yourselves and show the world just who the hell you are Badger: Ok, but we lost our feed Encore: Yeah, there was some sort of outage with the picture. King: What? That sucks, how unprofessional? Well I guess that has been the Mike King show, now get the f**k out! (The sound ends and the video goes to an end.) |
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