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The Spectacle; BB/JK RP (Yay acronyms)
Topic Started: Feb 19 2010, 12:32 AM (172 Views)
Johnny Kerosene
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The scene opens with Brian Blaze and Johnny Kerosene hanging out at the entrance of a resort. There is a beautiful lake in the middle of the resort and there is a man fishing in the lake. There are a bunch of married couples heading into the entrance as Johnny looks around wondering what is going on as Brian starts speaking.

Brian: Ah, relaxing, tranquil, a great place to just get away. Not to mention LOOK AT ALL THE TAIL!

Brian starts scoping the women who go by as the people look at the young team some recognizing them from Overdrive. Both men in a Beautiful Agony T-Shirt and both men wearing bandanas. Brian picks up his bags as Johnny continues to stand at the entrance.

Brian: Well, what are ya waiting for man?

Johnny: Brian this is a couples retreat.

Brian: Yeah we’re a couple, a couple of great wrestlers.

Brian does a fist pump as he holds hand up waiting for a high five as one of the gentlemen going into the retreat gives him that high five only to be met by a hit in the back of the head from his wife.

Johnny: How long were ya waiting to bust that one out man?

Brian: Just thought of it. What can I say? I’m a professional after all.

Johnny: Seriously though. A couples retreat?

Brian: Man, we’re a hot new young tag team. We are going up against The Next Generation. And, until people learn to hate Timmons he usually does well in a team. Then we have a team that use to be tag champs in Idolized. We need every chance to improve that we can get.

Johnny: So you brought us to a couples retreat.

Brian: Hell yeah I brought us to a couples retreat. It will help us respect one another, it will help us get ready to prepare for the biggest tag match of our team to date.

Johnny: We’ve only ever had one match as a team.

Brian: Exactly, and hence forth this is the biggest tag match of our careers. I mean man couples come here to strengthen their relationships and stuff so there is no reason a hot young tag team can’t come here and become a better team man.

Johnny stares him down for a few minutes as he then scratches his head.

Johnny: Brian, are you here to score with wives that want to cheat on their husbands.

Brian: NO!

Brian says no as he shakes his head yes as Johnny can’t help but chuckle as he picks up his bag and starts walking in.

Brian: See we’re bonding already.

Johnny: No, you’re just predictable.

Brian: Yeah, except in the ring X CHAMP BABY!

Then a young couple walks in as the wife makes eyes for Brian as Brian winks back and the two walk in as the scene fades.

The scene then reopens as Johnny is outside surrounded by couples. He is the only one standing there as Brian is no where to be found as one of the counselors appears.

Counselor: Hello everyone and welcome to the retreat. I am counselor Jim and I am hoping that we can solve all of the problem you couples have and get your marriage back on track. Now for this special weekend we are joined by CZW superstars Johnny Kerosene and Brian Blaze who are helping to become a better tag team so that they can go onto to Overdrive and walk out with a tag title shot.

Johnny then turns to the crowd and waves as some guys yell their approval.

Jim: Johnny care to say a few things.

Johnny: This was Brian’s idea.

Jim: Fantastic, and where is Brian?

Johnny simply shrugs as in the distance you can hear footsteps. The footsteps get louder as the person gets close then you hear a yell.

Brian: CANNONBALL!

Brian then jumps in the lake wearing nothing but a tie dye speed-o he quickly starts going into a panic and flailing his arms.

Brian: Johnny, Help me. I can’t swim.

Johnny then puts his hand over his eyes as your hear him simply say.

Johnny: Brian, stand up.

Brian then stops as he looks around. He then stands up as the water is no high than his waist as he looks around and laughs.

Brian: Hey, I’m Brian Blaze.

Everyone continues to just stare at Brian who slowly gets out of the lake and stands beside Johnny. His hair pushed back from being wet from the lake’s water wearing a tie dye speed-o as Johnny looks around and takes a big step to the right distancing himself from Brian.

Brian: Dude what’s up?

Johnny: You’re a speed-o man.

Brian: Fair enough.

Jim: Alrighty then. Glad to see everyone here and now lets go into the main lodge to start off with our first bonding activity.

The group then starts walking towards the main lodge as Johnny sticks out his arm preventing Brian from moving forward. Brian then looks over at Johnny.

Brian: Pants?

Johnny simply nods as Brian walks back towards his cabin and Johnny heads to the main lodge as the scene fades.

The scene then reopens as Brian walks into the main lodge. There is a couple up in front of the crowd as Brian sits down beside Johnny wearing a nice crisp suit and his hair still pushed back as he starts whispering to Johnny.

Brian: We need a team name dude.

Johnny: What’s wrong with Beautiful Agony?

Brian: Nothing but that’s more of a stable name. We need a name that represents the two of us and I have a couple in mind.

Johnny: Alright, man. Shoot.

Brian: Leeroy Jenkins.

Johnny: Who?

Brian: No for a team name man. Then before every match you and I can yell LEEEERRRROOOOYYYY JEENNNNKKIIIINNNNSSSS!


Johnny then puts hits hands over his mouth as Brian looks on quizzically.

Johnny: Brian, have you been using the internet again?

Brian: I have. But this doesn't even involve girls or cups. Come on! Leeroy? Jenkins?

Johnny: Sorry, man. But that is absolutely awful.

Brian: What makes it awful?

Johnny: Leeroy Jenkins is a horrible team name. That makes absolutely no sense, man. We need one that is, well, just plain better.

Brian: Sleaze Flame?

Johnny: No, what about KISS?

Brian: You mean like the band?

Johnny: Yeah!

Brian: No, that’s stupid we’ll get sued.

Johnny: Spinal Tap?

Brian: No!

Johnny: Iron Maiden?

Brian: No bands man! Come on!

Just then the boys look up as the counsellor gets a frantic look on his face. There is a heated argument involving a very attractive young women and her boyfriend. Brian then stands up as he walks to the front of the room. The attractive young woman then gets behind Brian as he confronts the larger man.

Brian: What seems to be the problem here?

Man: My girlfriend doesn’t understand her place as a WOMAN!

Brian: Oh, well that makes a sense, hey dude you want a Canadian Club?

Man: A what?

Brian then hauls off and nails the large man with a right hand right in the jaw. The man stumbles as Brian grabs the man and hits him with a suplex throw the desk in the front of the room as Brian does a quick nip up. Then another rather large fellows shows up.

Man #2: That was my damn brother!

The large man tries to run at Brian as Johnny gets up and cuts him off and throws him through a window. The other man’s wife then goes over to Johnny and starts hugging him.

Amanda: Hey my name is Amanda, that was really impressive.

Johnny then walks to the front of the room as Amanda jumps on his back and is carried to the front of the room.

Brian: Nice!

The two men then high five as Jim looks on in complete shock.

Jim: Well that was quite the spectacle.


Johnny and Brian both get wide eyed as they look at each other. Johnny turns with the woman still on his back as Brian holds hands with the other girl.

Johnny: Dude, are you thinking what I’m thinking?


Brian: Giraffes are way bigger in person.

Johnny: Come to think of it, they probably are. But that's not the point. We should call ourselves The Spectacle!

Brian: I like it. For when you take Kerosene and add it to a Blaze you get a big fire or explosion or something.


Johnny: Good attempt. We have a few days for you to work on that though.


Brian: We sure do Partner. Uh, you have something on your back man.

Johnny: Yeah, it’s a really sexy Backpack.

Brian: Nice. I want one.

Brian then looks at the girl who he is holding hands with as she jumps on his back. The two men nod at each other as they start heading towards the main lodge exit.

Brian: I hope the world is ready….

Johnny: I hope The Next Generation and Idolized are prepared.

Brian: For it’s time for every to sit back and enjoy the ride…..WE NEED A TAG TEAM ENTRANCE!

Johnny simply shakes his head as the two men leave the main lodge and the scene fades.

---

The scene fades in as Brian and Johnny and sitting around a dimly lit table. Brian looks annoyed as he pours himself a shot of whiskey and chugs most of it in one gulp, slamming the glass back onto the table.

Brian: Now. Let's go over this again. We've done this like six times already...

Johnny: I know, man, but... I'm not sure on this kind of thing. It's...

Brian: It's nothing! We are The Spectacle. We know that you can't just walk the walk, you also gotta be able to talk the talk. And I know you gave me a lot of respect when we fought, and that's great.

Johnny: You're welcome?

Brian: I am welcome. But not everybody deserves respect. You gotta learn to talk trash at them that are trash. Why do you think I gave Timmons the Queen of Combat title?

Johnny: Well... it's because... he's secretly a transsexual?

Brian: Hmm. You know, I can't disprove that, so why not? But you can't just stop there. Let me put it like this: you've been in Battles of the Bands or something like that, right?

Johnny: A couple of times, real early in my career, yeah, I suppose.

Brian: And didn't you taunt each other? Wasn't there a lot of psychological warfare going on?


Johnny: Well, yeah, but it didn't mean shit if you couldn't back it up on stage. Otherwise you just look like a fool.


Brian: Of course. But can't we back it up in the ring?

Johnny: Why couldn't we?

Brian: No reason at all, my man. No reason. At all. So do you want to try this again?

Johnny takes a deep sigh.

Johnny: Alright. I'm ready. Let's... let's do this.

Brian: That's what I want to hear. Now then, let's do this!

Brian holds up a picture of Tim Timmons.

Johnny: Alright, let's see... this guy's from Canada, right? In fact, he called himself “Canada's Finest” for a while, didn't he? So, I'll tell you exactly what the land of beavers and syrup is all about-

Brian: Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there.

Johnny: What? I got a whole rant about Canada.

Brian: Dude. I'm from Canada. And while I do appreciate a well-groomed beaver, I'm not letting you insult my country.

Johnny stares at Brian suspiciously.

Johnny: You are not Canadian.

Brian: Yeah, I am. I just told you-

Johnny: Brian, we've spent a lot of time together, y'know, recently and all, and... not once have you mentioned Tim Horton's.

Brian: Dude, what the hell.

Johnny: I'm just saying, you don't sound very Canadian to me.

Brian: Well... you're British, aren't you?

Johnny: What? Of course! Of course I am! I always have and never have not been British.

Brian: Well, pip pip cheerio, you limey bastard.

Johnny: … Point taken.

Brian: Alright, come on, man! Tim Timmons! Let's go!

Johnny: Right. Timmons. He's calling himself the King of Chaos now. Well maybe he was better off claiming to be the best in Canada, which if you really are Canadian, is obviously impossible, but anyway back to what I was on about. Now he's all about his psychotic episodes and raging on everybody and trying to be sadistic and merciless. Yeah, that's all well and good except just how far is bloodraging gonna get you? There's no form and barely any function, just a whole damn there mess of GRAAAAAAAAAAR... I mean, maybe if Timmons was huge. Maybe. But I've seen huge. I know huge, and him, my good sir, I'll tell you that he is not huge. So what is there then? I don't see anything. Besides, all we've got to do is put something made of terra cotta on one side of the ring and he'll be so busy smashing it to little bite-sized pieces which he might very well attempt to chew that he won't even pay attention to us.

Brian: Not bad... not bad. Alright. Next picture.

This one is of Mountain Man.

Johnny: Mountain Man. The man of mountains. The man of hills that are quite large and possibly rocky. Maybe they have snow on top; I don't know. Point is; this guy's a former Ultraviolent champion and not a whole lot else. Congratulations, right? You know how to properly operate a weed whacker. Golf clap! But seriously, this might as well just be Team GRAAAAAAAAAAR!!! In fact, that's exactly what they are. TNG: The Next GRAAAAAAAAAR!!! And I don't know about you, Brian, but I don't even have any children for them to messily devour, so I guess they're shit out of luck on that one, right?

Brian: Well... I might have kids. Not here, of course, but...

Johnny: Right, right. But that's just a technicality.

Brian: Okay, next picture.

Johnny: … Isn't that Marisol, the couples counselor you slept with last night?

Brian: The very same.

Johnny: So what's wrong with her?

Brian: You tell me.

Johnny: … Does it burn when you pee, Brian?

Brian: No, not like that.

Johnny: You can tell me, Brian. I think we've all been there.

Brian: Um... let's move on.

Brian shows Johnny the next picture.

Johnny: ...That's a loaf of bread.

Brian: That's right.

Johnny: I'm supposed to talk trash about a loaf of bread?

Brian: In this business, you have to learn to talk trash about anyone and anything.

Johnny: Alright... listen up here, 9-grain! You think you're good? You think you're delicious? You think you're nutritious? Well, guess what, you incredible inedible sack o' carbs: you are neither one. I will chew you up and spit you out- that's right, you will not be eaten by me because you are so disgusting. No amount of butter or jelly could ever mask the shame of consuming you, and I would rather use a pack of saltines for my sandwich than ever touch your sad crust. You don't deserve to be toasted, hell no, all you deserve is to be dunked in kerosene and set ablaze. And by the way, what the hell is a flax seed?

Brian: Dude. You stammer through the important ones and pull out that on the goddamn bread?

Johnny: Bread and I have... a history.

Brian: Of course you do. Alright, last one: Idolized.

Johnny: … Ridiculous.

Brian: Ridiculous?

Johnny: Ridiculous. They're just all serious about being the best, and not even in an angry way. Just saying, “Here's what we are. Here's how we do. That's why we're better than you.” And yeah, maybe that's all well and good, maybe that would win you a match or two, but... are you having fun? Are you enjoying yourself? Doesn't seem like it so much. While you and I, Brian, we know how to enjoy ourselves, in and out of the ring. We know exactly how to get the fans excited, too. And that is the X-factor, isn't it? The crowd. They love you, and get reserves of strength you didn't even know you had. And they damn well love us. You and me; don't think I forgot that I was a bucket of invisible sleaze away from having your title.

Brian: Alright! Well, we got a few kinks to work out, but I think you've got the right idea. And come Sunday, The Spectacle is going to make sure the tag titles stay with Beautiful Agony.

Johnny: Just not on the same waists.

Brian: And that, my friend, deserves a fistbump.

The two fistbump and relax in their seats as the camera fades out.
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