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Random Tag Match My Ass
Topic Started: Jul 22 2010, 06:29 PM (245 Views)
Buzzsaw
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REVENGE

Yeah so people saw it coming…they said they knew I would do something, well crazy this week…that they would have bet all the money in the world that I would have a response to Covey’s attack…but if it was so obvious then why didn’t Covey have someone watching his back? Yeah he’ll say he doesn’t need it, that he isn’t some pussy who needs anyone’s help…but the truth is he has nobody! Sure he crowned a new ‘Bad Ass’ but where was Edward Croft….the man that is suppose to carry on the tradition and the name…well he’s already moved on…teamed up with the returning Big Nasty…and why, it’s simple, Nasty can give him more…can do more for his career than you can Covey. What the hell can you offer that kid…one way ticket to jail…a liver that will be abused from the years of drinking….you spent so much time trying to fine a new ‘Bad Ass’ in the CZW…arranged that little tournament but all you had to do is look at me and you would have saw yourself…but you were blinded by your own ignorance…you thought too highly of yourself and thought you were one of a kind…sadly you were wrong….

‘Bad Ass’…Hardcore Icon….they are just names….names given to us to help promote us, to give us by men in suits to help make them money….they are just names but to Covey it’s everything….his life is based on this ‘Bad Ass’ persona…yeah he’ll tell you it’s just him, that he’s really this way but at some point in this business we start forgetting who we were and start becoming who they wanted us to be…Matt Covey has long been living this life…this lie. Matt Covey the man is gone….and in his place is the ‘Bad Ass’…he started believing the hype…and now it’s got him on a collision course with a man who has long ago forgot the man named Derek Stone….a man who also has long ago bought into the hype of a man names Buzzsaw…..



CZW Headquarters
Theresa Baines’s office
Discipline Hearing


It was like being a kid again…getting called into the principles office because you were bad…in this case it was for fighting, but not on the playground, nope this was on a bigger scale. The kids were not all chanting: FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!!….the kids were replaced by rabid CZW fans screaming: CZW!!! CZW!!! CZW!!!….but when the phone call came it was like it was being announced over the loud speaker:BUZZSAW PLEASE COME TO THE GM’S OFFICE!!!…well to be honest it was a soft spoken young lady to told me the Ms. Baines would like to see me the next morning….

Theresa Baines….the CZW’s new General Manager, has only been on the job for a few weeks but people can’t stop talking about two things…how much of an impact she is making on the show and how hot she is….seems everyone in the locker room is lining up to take the first crack at her….talking big about how they are going to be the man to fill her…void, ha! Sad, it’s really sad, grown men talking tough in the closed off locker room but fall silent when she walks in….all women are impressed when a man’s balls go back up into his body. Guys around here act like this is the first time they have seen a hot women….they revert back into 13 year old boys…talking big about:HOW THEY WOULD GIVE IT TO HER then fall silent the first time she says hello. Ms. Baines isn’t sweet and I doubt she’s innocent…she works in the wrestling business and she is playing her role as the strong female authority type and sex symbol….and the boys are eating it up. They will never learn we all have parts to play here and she is just playing her role….

Today’s role….the stern General Manager…she thinks I crossed a line last week….went overboard and I guess I upset some of the higher ups with my actions. So she called me in today to talk and maybe punish…not in the way the boys dream about being punished by her…I’m not one who likes being told how to do things. Covey had it coming, this isn’t school….it’s a business….a violent business where for every action there is a reaction and in this case a violent reaction. Covey isn’t a dumb man, he knew this was coming…I’m not the type of person who is just going to let an attack on me slide….but I guess Ms. Baines thought I should….so here I am….and as her secretary wastes little time ushering me into her office…her empty office. As the door behind me closes I can’t help but to look around…you can always tell a lot about a person from there positions, but this office lacks personal effects….it tells me she is all business….

There is movement from behind the door and as it opens I’m expecting to see our new GM but instead it’s my agent Tim McFarland…he seems shocked to see me….well maybe it’s the fact we are alone in a very small room and this is the first time we have had contact since he stabbed me in the back and signed Jakob Mayhem to McFarland Inc….it gives me great pleasure to see him squirm….caught between anger and fear….Tim has never done well in these situations, he’s always had someone watching his back and right now in this moment he’s not sure if I’m friend or foe….


Tim McFarland: Listen we need to clear the air Buzz…

Clear the air…ha! Was guilt setting in…was the idea of hiring a man that beat the living hell out of him just to piss me off a little unsettling?

Tim McFarland: I know you are pissed at me, but I had to do it, it wasn’t personal, it was just business….

Just business…just business to run out and sign a man that wanted nothing more than to destroy me…destroy us….no this wasn’t business…this was personal, a pay back for brining in Morgan…..

Tim McFarland: it made since for the company, now I’m use to you not getting along with my other clients, hell I had to sit through you and Sledge wanting to tear each other apart, but I can not have you costing Jakob matches…

Buzzsaw: Is that what you think I did, you think it was about Jakob last week?

Tim McFarland: He had that match won, you cost him that win…

Buzzsaw: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT JAKOB!!!! THIS ISN’T ABOUT HIM!!! THIS ALL RIGHT NOW IS BETWEEN MATT COVEY AND ME!!!!!

Tim McFarland: Well you might see it that way Buzz, but Jakob has heat with Covey too, he cost him that match at Summer Showdown, that match was Jakob’s chance to get payback but you cost him that out of spite…

Buzzsaw: I’m only going to say this once, so listen good, NOTHING ELSE MATTERS RIGHT NOW BUT MATT COVEY!!! PEOPLE HERE WANT THAT VIOLENT MATCH, WELL THEY GOT IT!!! SINCE DAY ONE HERE IN THIS COMPANY I HAVE HEARD ABOUT THIS ‘DREAM’ MATCH UP, THE WHISPERS OF A MATT COVEY V. BUZZSAW MATCH, WELL THEY ALL GOT WHAT THEY WANT AND IT MIGHT BE THEIR BIGGEST REGRET!!!!!!

Tim McFarland: Yeah and how’s that going for you Buzz, you get your ass dragged into the General Manager’s office for a meeting about your action last week.

Buzzsaw: So she wants to bitch about it, fine with me, it was her that booked the Extreme Scaffold Match, her runner told me to announce it, well I announced, right on Covey’s face, besides I’m not the only one being called into her office I see…

Tim McFarland: I was already here this morning on other business, she ask me to stick around for this, with me being your agent and all…


Other business…he’s trying to play cool by not telling me….like a care, probably some bull shit with The Mayhem’s trying to get them booked or some more promotional deals, like I care…but I didn’t have time to give it much thought….as Theresa Baines walked into the room she looked like one of those women who was trying to pull off the hot librarian look….seems it was working on Tim who short of bowed and extended his hand at the same time….she gave him a small smile….she knew she had him, but with me it was a different story. The soft smile didn’t turn me into mush…truth was she didn’t do it for me…and as she sat down behind her desk she realizes that a simple smile isn’t going to turn me into….well Tim….

Theresa Baines: Thank you so much for coming in this morning….

Like I had a choice…..

Theresa Baines: I have been reviewing the roster and looking through their files to try and get to know them a little better, after seeing you last week I knew I had to have you in at once….

Tim McFarland: Ms. Baines….it’s Ms. right, I don’t see a ring on your finger….

Theresa Baines: Ms. Baines is fine….

Tim McFarland: I was just asking, I mean if I was married to someone like you I would want the world to know that you were off the market….

Theresa Baines: That’s flattering Mr. McFarland but we are here to discuss Buzzsaw….

Tim McFarland: Ms. Baines Buzzsaw is very sorry for his actions and knows he crossed a line last week and will never do so again. He knows he put you in a very difficult situation with his actions last week….

Theresa Baines: Is that how you feel Buzz?


Would it inappropriate to tell your boss FUCK NO!?!/[color]

Buzzsaw: Tim is clearly trying to say whatever he thinks you want to hear in hopes it will score him points and it will get him closer to seeing you naked…

That did the trick….Tim turned red and Theresa pulls he jacket over her shoulders hiding her rack…

Buzzsaw: no I feel no remorse for what I did last week and I couldn’t care less if it put you in a difficult situation with your bosses…they knew that they were getting when they hired me…

I wasn’t going to sugar coat for this princess…she needed to know who she was dealing with….this was a tough business and if you had to wear gloves around her she wouldn’t make it here…

Theresa Baines: Well honesty…that is a change. Listen I’m not hear to bitch and scream at you for what happened last week, truth be told I had the misfortune of meet Matt Covey last week and I knew that something like this was bound to happen, he’s toxic. Everything I said he turned sexual and I have heard of the women he’s been with, I’m shocked hi dick hasn’t fallen off due to disease, but I also no that he is not a stable man, I don’t know if he’s bi-polar or he’s suffering from schizophrenia but there is something not right about him…

Ha…I love it when people try and make excuses for people like Covey….he’s not crazy….he just loves what he does, he likes hurting people and fucking anything with a hole…

Theresa Baines: really I gave a lot of thought last week to forcing him into some short of program but being so close to our pay per view I thought it would be bad business. Hatewave is our biggest pay per view of the year and there was been a lot of interest building around your match and once it was announced that it would be an Extreme Scaffold Match, well Buzz people are talking. This has been a dream match for some people here in the company and the fans are eating it up….

The fans are eating it up….code for the early buy rates are big….

Theresa Baines: but my only fear is that one or both of you might not make it there….

And here we go…this was all nice and well but it was building towards something…just like a women, can’t just come right out and say want she wants, nope she has to butter you up and then tries to get her way….it’s like that bitch who will play with your balls and then right before you toss her on the bed she tells you she’s waiting for her wedding night….ok maybe this isn’t the same but she was building to this point….

Theresa Baines: I’m afraid that is going to turn into a weekly assault and one or both will be out for Hatewave and I can not have that Buzz. I’m talking to you because you seem to be level headed, well more so that Matt Covey. I need you to promise me that you will stop this until the pay per view, I mean why give it away for free when we can charge $49.95?

And there is the bottom line…she wants to make money on our blood…behind the sweet look and tits lays a blood thirsty, money hungry cunt….she isn’t worried about my safety or the safety of Matt Covey, no she’s worried about her damn pay per view….and now she wants me to punk out and hide from Matt Covey…..

Buzzsaw: Like hell I will!!! If Matt Covey want to end this this week I’ll be right there waiting…

Theresa Baines: Well that’s what I was afraid of so I made a little match for you this week, I can’t make you be friends but I can make you partners….


I sat there and listened to her tell me I was booked with ‘Bad Ass’ Matt Covey against the CZW’s TV Champion Rob Wright and his opponent for Hatewave Krimzon Blaze….

Theresa Baines: We are selling it as a ‘Random Names Out of a Hat’ match, genius don’t you think?

‘Random Names Out of a Hat’…do they think the fans are stupid….two sets of opponents just happen to be picked out of everyone on the roster…..

Theresa Baines: Rob Wright is a real handful, he’s a fighting champion who’s been on a heck of a roll the last few weeks…

‘The Real Deal’ Rob Wright….yeah he’s been on a hell of a roll since sneaking up on Mike Monroe and cashing in his Money in the Bank on a helpless man….he should take a lot of pride in that title victory….but somehow that title is though to be better than my Ultraviolent Championship, ha…..we will see in due time…and for his hot streak I don’t think beating Frank Finch and Shawn Waters is really a hot streak…I mean really what’s an accomplishment these days? I guess I should have the GM book me against Ryan Lewis, William Masters and Jessica Towers…hell in her eyes I would be a lock for the CZW Hall of Fame….

Theresa Baines: and Krimzon Blaze is one of the finest wrestlers we have in this company…..

Krimzon Blaze…one half of El Fuego….hell why shouldn’t I get a shot at him having already beat his partner a few weeks back….but unlike El Pablo Blaze seems to have a chip on his shoulder….I guess you get that when you are the second best guy in a tag team….you get tired of hearing the whispers of how you are riding the coattails of your partner….you want to go out and prove you are just as valuable but when your partner is the first ever Grand Champion….well you are bond to fall short…and that isn’t a lame attempt at a height joke…..

Theresa Baines: so you and Mr. Covey are going to have to find away to but this all aside if you want to win this week.

Tim McFarland: I’m sure they will be able too Ms. Baines, Buzzsaw wants to do what’s right and doesn’t like to lose….

Buzzsaw: Do you really think I care if I lose some pointless tag team match? Lady I don’t get my rocks off by looking at my win/lose record like some of these guys in this company. The only number I’m concerned with is the body count and Matt Covey will be added to that total, be it at Hatewave or Overdrive. He wanted this war, well the war is here and right in his face. Now I’m sorry if you are worried about your little pay per view getting wrecked but I could care less and if you think this tag team match is going to get me and Covey to play nice for one night that you are crazier than the bitches that sleep with him….

Tim McFarland: BUZZ!!!!!!

Theresa Baines: MR. STONE!!!!!!

Buzzsaw: Save it, both of you.


I could feel the eyes of both of them drilling a hole in the back of my head as I left the office…I’m sure Tim made up some story about how I was out late or suffering from jet lag to excuse my behavior….it’s the least he could do these days but I wasn’t going to sit there any longer and be told to play nice….they all wanted Buzzsaw v. Matt Covey well they got it….but it was going to be on our terms and this wasn’t a one night battle….no he made sure of that two weeks ago. We will bring them blood and violence and if a few innocent bystanders get taken out alone the way, well so be it…..

~FIN!
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