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Godzilla vs Colossus; Sawyer/Garrett rp
Topic Started: Jul 23 2010, 01:40 AM (141 Views)
Eiji Naginata
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CZW Rising Star!
We see a black screen and the sound of something walking outside. The screen starts to lighten in a point-of-view shot from someone opening their eyes. We see a large form very close to the camera, and the figure is walking through the woods. It turns slightly, revealing a Garrett Williams look-a-like, which is apparently carrying our POV person.

Garrett: "I didn't want to wake you. I want to show you something."

Suddenly, to shots of Garrett Williams and Godzilla Sawyer in their respective matches, we hear a steel guitar riff from the song "Wake Up" by Arcade Fire. We hear the words of the song begin.

Something
Filled up
My heart with nothing.
Someone...told me not to cry.

Now that
I'm older
My heart...is colder
And I...see that its a lie.


Multiple voices rise up in in a vocal bridge to the song as we see Godzilla Sawyer and the Garrett Williams look-a-like circling each other surrounded by a not-very-realistic model city, as if in a giant monster movie. The two meet in the middle, the film slowed down just like the old movies. Amidst the rising vocal we see the wrestlers punching each other, also blasting each other with forearms and, in Sawyer's case, two head butts. Godzilla kicks 'Garrett' in the gut and locks his head under an arm, as if preparing for a suplex. The music and vocal ends.

We see a superimposed shot of several people as it they are citizens of the city, and in the background is a shot of the wrestlers towering over the 'city'. From this vantage, the camera is pointed at Garrett's butt.

Man: "Run! I think its gonna blow!"

Series of shots: Garrett's butt as we hear an unmistakable 'fart' sound.

Godzilla Sawyer in close up, wrinkling his nose and scowling.

The people on the street, a wind blowing them backward. They are screaming and crying, one waving his hand to indicate a bad smell.

Sawyer lets Garrett go. Sawyer raises his hands over his head and roars, and as his voice sounds the video freezes and we see the words on the screen: "IN EVERYONE, THERE IS BLOOD".

We see 'Garrett' raise his hands and roar; his picture freezes and more words appear: "AROUND FIVE QUARTS OF BLOOD".

We see the two men, this time a still pic of the real Garrett, in profile facing each other.

White letters on the screen:

HOW MUCH BLOOD WILL BE SHED?

Godzilla Sawyer vs The Colossus Garrett Williams: On the next OVERDRIVE!


********

Now we are in a room with Godzilla Sawyer, wearing Black denim jeans and a T-shirt with a picture of 'Ghidorah the Three Headed Monster on it, and a younger man that seems vaguely familiar. They are both looking at a screen that has the last image of the previous video. The young, black haired college student raises a remote, and the Screen they are watching goes blank. The younger man smiles.

Sawyer, not looking pleased: "Ummm...what was that, Devin? I think its going to blow?"

Devin Dawson: "Isn't it great? Its a parody of 'Where the Wild Things Are' mixed with some of your kaiju."

Sawyer: "Yeah, but what happened to the script I had given you? And that wasn't even half of the footage we shot. And its supposed to be funny."

Dawson: "There is the fart gag at the end, which should entertain. The rest of the humor is subtle."

Sawyer: "Subtle? CZW fans are wrestling fans, Dawson! They don't do subtle. And the fart gag is so basic, so obvious, that there is no humor there. They do that on kids cartoons."

Dawson: "Look, you asked me to edit the promo together and..."

Sawyer: "And you went ahead and altered the script I gave you to your own design. You aren't the wrestler here, I am. I'm the brain behind the Union Productions videos. This...this is embarrassing!"

Dawson: "That's a little harsh..."

Sawyer: "No, harsh would be if I was doing your girlfriend over on the couch while you were editing that piece of crap together. I hired you for your technical expertise, not your artistic instincts. But apparently you can't find your ass with both hands and a compass."

Dawson: "Hey! I don't think..."

Sawyer, interrupting: "Good! Don't think! Then you won't lose so much self esteem."

Dawson, getting a bit angry: "Man, you have anger management issues..."

SMACK!!!

Godzilla slaps Devin hard across the face! The man cowers back against a table, and Godzilla bends him painfully backward.

Sawyer: "I don't have anger issues. I control my anger just fine. I get mad only when I want to get mad and I know exactly what I am doing. You think I'm out of control? You'd have been out through the window by now if that were the case. I thought you did good work on that documentary last year, and you even made a few dollars on that. But apparently you know nothing about the idiots that watch wrestling. I need a promo that entertains the lowest common denominator. Do you think the CZW fans have even seen 'Where the Wild Things Are'? Get the hell out of here, Devin, before I make a conscious decision to get even angrier!"

Dawson flees the room as Sawyer thinks for a moment.

Sawyer: "I'll have to start from scratch, but I'll hold the footage for a future event. I have an interview."

***************

Now we are in a simple, talk show type of set with a chair, desk, and small couch, with a background of various CZW superstars. We see Jenny Jacobs walk on with a microphone.

Jenny: "This is Jenny Jacobs, and my guest is none other than the #1 top contender for the CZW World Heavyweight Championship, Godzilla Sawyer."

Sawyer strolls out onto the set. He's wearing blue jeans, wearing a hunter green, pure leather jacket, and dark sunglasses. He walks over to the chair, put down the can of beer he is carrying, and lifts his glasses to look Jenny up and down.

Godzilla: "I know I've never told you this, Jenny, but you are one fine woman. Some of those other degenerates might want to mistreat you, but I'll always give you all the respect you deserve."

Jenny looks back as Sawyer suspiciously: "You know, that is usually a set-up for an insult."

Godzilla: "But I've never done that. Never. Remember, Jenny, that my ire is aimed at the sycophantic fans of CZW who are addicted to this bloody gladiatorial combat, a sickness which taints and blackens their very souls. I don't agree with your straight-edge types about not drinking, etc, etc, etc, but I do agree that the fans who watch our show are pretty deranged. There should be a violence addiction list to go with the sexual offenders list, if you ask me. We should know who watches CZW week after week."

Jenny smiles: "Why thank you for the compliment, J. A.! I'll even overlook the...refreshment you brought. You obviously aren't an alcoholic using it as a crutch."

The two sit down and get comfortable, Jenny in the host's chair and Sawyer on the couch.

Sawyer: "By the way, Jenny, the other day I told Ryan Lewis to take out the trash. You know what he did?"

Jenny: "No, what?"

Sawyer: "He moved to another town!"

Both laugh and Sawyer takes a sip from his Budweiser.

Jenny: "Now, first question: We know you are the real #1 contender. I mean, the CZW boards name you a contender with Maynard O'Toole and Mortius, but you are the one who pinned Champion Alan Fiscus just before Summer Showdown. Maynard has been wrestling infrequently and definitely does not deserve a title shot, and Mortius was gone for a long time and hasn't done anything since returning, so you are obviously #1. What do you think about this big match up?"

Godzilla Sawyer: "You know, I couldn't agree more with that assessment, Jenny, but what can you do? Big names and big returns are what Hatewave is about, and I still see it as an opportunity. A four-way riot match? How would it be...HOW would it be...if I, Godzilla Sawyer, defeated three great names in wrestling and gained one of wrestlings highest honors, the Heavyweight title, by winning Alan's own match that no one else has ever won? It would be the single greatest Heavyweight title victory since the CZW Championship was created. If Alan retains, he just extends his reign. If Maynard wins, it doesn't mean as much, he's been a top draw for a while. And Mortius winning is just anti-climactic. No one would care, and we'd get more soul searching emo-goth promos than any of us care to watch. Hatewave will be a titanic night, and I don't mean that its going to hit an iceberg and sink. I mean that fans, even outside of CZW's usual poor unfortunate souls, will talk about this main event for years."

Jenny: "How do you feel about the champion, Alan Fiscus? You've had a couple bad moments with him before."

Sawyer: "Since my change of attitude, I've looked at things in a different way. Yeah, Alan still does things in a very different way, but now I see a little clearer just what a fitting champion he is. He is hard working, knows his business, has been here a long time, and gives the fans what they want, a lot of blood and chaos? Is he a bit touched in the head, sure! I'm sure he would agree with that. Who can blame him, with what the CZW fans expect of him? Those fans just don't like him because he doesn't worship the ground they walk on. He is a reflection of them, but they don't want to believe that so they castigate him, jeer him. No matter what they say, Alan really is their champion. Its really too bad I have this title shot, because besides me, there is no one else I would rather see as Champion around here. But I have a golden ticket, and I will give back the Everlasting Gobstopper. By the way, I saw Jarred Daniels the other day. He was down by a lake, looked like he was trying to kiss a fish! I asked 'Jarred, what are you doing'? Know what he said?"

Jenny, grinning: "Of course not. What?"

Godzilla: "He was trying to give it mouth-to-mouth because he thought it was drowning in the water!"

They both laugh again for a long moment.

Jenny: "I can so see Jarred doing that! Probably the only way he'll get a kiss, too!"

Godzilla: "He slips his mom some tongue when she tucks him into bed every night!"

Now both of them howl with laughter. Sawyer has to wipe tears from his eyes before continuing.

Jenny: "Now, this week on Overdrive, its you against the enormous cousin of the Fiscus', Garrett Williams. What are your thoughts for this match?"

Godzilla: "Well, I'm a very confident person these days. A long series of victories with only a few losses here and there will do that for you! But you just can't underestimate a 475 lb individual. No matter how green he is, even if he hasn't trained in wrestling so much as a minute in his entire life, if he hits me once full on and gets in a pinfal predicament, I might not be able to push his big ass off! And Garrett has shown many times now that he definitely knows and understands how to wrestle. He uses his size better than most bigger men, too. I've beaten quite a few giants in my time. Seems like every place I've wrestled has sent at least one guy 6' 10" or taller at me if they had someone like that on their roster. And Big Nasty is pretty much the only one who has pinned me in a one on one match. I know I have the ability, but I have to be perceptive, watch closely, and be very careful or he could very well get a win. With Alan and Sam Attic to give him advice and prep him for the show, I'm in for a fight. I'm not taking anything away from 'The Colossus', I'm going to be challenged and I'm going to have to call on all of my ability, strength, and experience if I'm going to win."

Jenny: "Very insightful. Any last words?"

Godzilla: "Sure! What's small, cold, and flops around like a dead fish?"

Jenny, starting to laugh already: "Oh, I don't know!"

Godzilla: "Ryan Lewis in a whorehouse!"

Both laugh heartily.

Jenny, still laughing: "This is (snort) Jenny Jacobs (hyuck!) with Godzilla (hurrrrrr) Sawyer. Have a (wheeeeze) good week!"

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