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| Topic Started: Jul 23 2010, 03:32 AM (98 Views) | |
| Brian Blaze | Jul 23 2010, 03:32 AM Post #1 |
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The scene opens with Brian Blaze sitting in a locker room with his back to the camera. Then Johnny Kerosene walks in holding his half of the tag team titles as he notices Brian. Johnny Hey Brian. Brian: Yes. Brian doesn’t turn around he keeps his back to the door as Johnny just looks on. Johnny: Man you ready for your match this week? Brian: Yes Johnny: This Alexander Slate kid is no slouch. I feel like in a way I know him somehow deep down. Brian: Yes. Johnny: However, you have nothing to worry about you’re Sleazy B, you the reason this place is called Sleazy W you can take this kid easily. Brian: YES! Johnny: I mean I realize you’re still in a funk since EP beat ya. And, I mean Mortius is back as well I’m sure that is on your mind. Brian: YES! Johnny: However man if you clear your mind you’ll have no problem with this. Brian: OH GOD YES! Johnny: There we go man the fire is back in ya. I love it great to see the old Brian Blaze Back. Brian: YES! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES! Brian then turns around and reveals he’s playing on his Playstation Portable. Brian: Eat my dust Crash Bandicoot. Oh, Hey Johnny what’s going on? Johnny just looks on in stunned silence as Brian gets up and grabs his half of the tag titles. Brian: That much eh buddy? That’s cool I’ll catch up with ya later Ryan Lewis wants to speak to the man that causes CZW ratings to rise every week. Brian then pats Johnny on the back as he leaves the locker room and Johnny still looks blankly ahead. Johnny: I can’t believe Brian has a PSP and I don’t…. Johnny then sits down with a long face as the scene fades. The scene reopens with a CZW backdrop and Ryan Lewis is standing there with a microphone in hand. Ryan: Ladies and Gentlemen joining me at this time Sleazy Entertainment, Celine Dion’s Favorite Wrestler, Brian Blaze. Brian appears on camera with his hair slicked back. He has a drink in hand and the always classy Brian Blaze shirt on. He is in his wrestling trunks as there is the sound of one guy clapping and cheering in the background as Brian points him out. Brian: Thanks Gary, you’re a testament to the book of sleaze. RYAN LEWIS! You tub of handsome how are you? Ryan: You really think I’m handsome? Brian: Hell no I’m just being nice brother DIG IT! Ryan: Well this coming week you have a match against up and coming star Alex Slate on Overdrive. The Paragon is looking to make a name for himself and he is looking to do it at the expense of Sleaze. Brian: You’re absolutely right Ryan Lewis and I can’t blame the kid. I mean I’m just a two time TV Champion a former X Division Champion and currently one half of the tag team champions. Not only that I am a part of THREE, Ryan Lewis I know you can’t count high but we know you can make it to THREE! THREE Undefeated teams here in CZW. Hollywood Knights, Disasterpiece, and now with my very very very good friend Johnny Kerosene. Who starting off wouldn’t want to start off by making there career at my expense. I mean you can’t go ot the top of the food chain because Alan will give you STD’s and you can only beat Yoshi Naniwa so many times in that ring. So where do we go, we go to a man who if you beat you’ll get noticed however you realize you still have work to do before you make it to the top. Here I am Ryan Lewis, my name was on the contract, I signed the contract to face this kid. Ryan: Well what are your thoughts on this kid and the kind of match you expect. Brian: Well I’m going into this match against the Parrot, Ryan: The Paragon Brian: The Pentagon, Ryan: The Paragon Brian: The Paradigm Ryan: The Paragon Brian: The Pastry Chef himself Alex Slate. This kid seems like a no nonsense kind of guy. He gets what he wants he takes what he wants and he’ll do anything to achieve it. Which obviously means him and I would get a long great. The no nonsense worker with the fun loving party animal that WILL be the NEXT CZW World Heavyweight Champion. You see this place isn’t Sleazy W for no reason at all Ryan. It’s Sleazy W because I’m taking over. Johnny and I are taking over. I am leaving the Sleaze all over the place and everyone is realizing this. Everyone is noticing the impression I have left and the impression I continue to leave. I am making my way up every ladder and I am beating some of the best this business has to offer. I am trail blazing matches and making the fans Pay just to come see me. Alex Slate just by being in the same ring as me you’re going to shine. You’re going to lose, but you’re going to shine because you’re facing the King of Entertainment. We all know Kings Reign Supreme. Ryan: Just to steer away from the topic a bit I’m sure you’ve noticed the fact CZW has gotten a bit darker recently with the return of Mortius. Thoughts? Brian: There is no secret I am a Mortius Fan. Mortius and I have a storied history. You fans out here in CZW land waiting for your reunion of Disasterpiece can continue to keep waiting. For you see I am tired of being deserted by the guy over and over and over. So I want to beat his ass in that ring. I wanna give myself, and hell even the true Sleazy B fans the match they all want to see. They want to see why we are the Disasterpiece. Well I hope you all see it really really soon when I get to face, and BEAT Mortius. However, I have to focus on beating Alexander Slate. Ryan: Brian it seems like you’ve been a bit different a bit slumped since your loss to El Pablo in the Steel City. Do you feel this win will get you back on track. Brian: Absolutely not Ryan. You see the win Johnny and I had was all I needed, you see I never lose I learn. I learned that even if you’re not sure you can technically call it a woman, all women are backstabbing whores. She violated my damn contract and everything. You’d think a binding contract with lawyers involved would stand but no. Then don’t ask how she still got paid for that night. I mean leave it to a woman to pull that off. Speaking of women Theresa Baines, is there her name? Ryan: Do you mean our new GM? Brian: My lord yes, you wouldn’t even want to know the disgusting unforgivable things I would do just to sniff her panties. There are things I want to do to her that aren’t even legal in Europe, IN FUCKING EUROPE RYAN! Everything is Legal in Europe! I mean god damn she just has the kind of boobies you wanna motor boat. Brian then imitates Motor Boating a woman as Ryan just looks on confused as Brian stops and looks around. Brian: I mean she seems like a very lovely intelligent woman who will do nothing but great things for CZW. Ryan, How’s Alanso? Ryan: Oh, shut your freaking Mouth BB? Brian: Troubles in the bedroom? Ryan: Shut up man! Brian: What Alanso not so FYNE for ya. Yeah, I went there! Ryan: Why do we talk? Brian: We don’t talk, you interview me, that’s all give me this. Brian then grabs the microphone and face palms Ryan out of the shot as Brian starts talking. Brian: You see Overdrive, Monday Night, Canseco Fieldhouse in Indianapolis Indiana it’ll be the kinda night where you leave saying OOOOO YEAH! It’ll be the kinda night where you leave realizing you just got your moneys worth seeing the best the industry has to offer. It’ll be the kinda night where people once again say, Oh My God Brian Blaze just stole the show again. Damn that handsome devil. For you see Alexander Slate, my little paramore, my little particle. Whatever you refer to yourself as. You are realizing right about now that you’re about to step into a ring with Brian Blaze. You’re realizing right now that Brian Blaze in fact has his mojo BACK! You’re realizing right not that Brian Blaze is going to take the man they call Alexander Slate, show him what Quality Entertainment truly is and put you out in a Blaze of Glory! Here’s your microphone fat ass. Brian then throws the microphone at Ryan who is still on the floor as Brian steps over him and walks away as the scene fades. Edited by Brian Blaze, Jul 23 2010, 03:34 AM.
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