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| Getting a Hummer.....and bringing "it" back | |
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| Topic Started: Aug 5 2010, 07:30 PM (168 Views) | |
| bignasty | Aug 5 2010, 07:30 PM Post #1 |
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***Act I: Getting a Hummer*** **The scene opens up with Big Nasty sitting in his locker room. He's putting on a red polo shirt with white horizontle stripes. He already has black denim shorts that extend past his knees, black ankle socks, and black Jordan shoes. He pulls the shirt over his head, and pulls it down over his torso. The shirt is tight fitting over his biceps and chest. Big Nasty begins putting his gear into a black suit case when there is a knock at the door. Big Nasty looks to the door.** Big Nasty: "It's open." **The door opens slowly, and a stage manager pops his head in. He's balding and his hair looks like a toilet seat on his dome. He's wearing a headset, with one earphone over his left ear, and the other sitting just above his right ear. The stage manager looks around and spots Nasty, who is still packing his gear into the suit case.** Stage Manager: "Oh...Mr. Nasty, there you are! Great show today by the way. You showed the Wacker and Timmons who's boss!" **Big Nasty looks very annoyed. Big Nasty: "Ok, how about we talk about why you're really here, or are you just here to annoy me, and tell me something I already know?" Stage Manager: "Sir, you may want to go to your car and check out what's happening. Better yet....." **The stage manager walks into the room, looks around, and finds the remote for the TV that is sitting in Big Nasty's locker room. He turns on the TV, and we see the following...** Waylon raises the crowbar high over his head like he his about to hit a golf ball off of a tee and rams the point into the tire, causing it to leak all of its air out. The Hummer is now lopsided. Big Nasty: "That son of a bitch!" **Big Nasty runs out of the room, pushing the stage manager over. The camera follows Big Nasty out into the hallway, out into the parking lot. Big Nasty runs to his car, but by the time he gets there, the damage is done, and Krew is gone. Big Nasty: "Krew you piece of shit! Just because I whooped your ass and made you look like a boy trying to wrestle with men doesn't mean you have to take it out on my beautiful Hummer. This is a custom made H2. This thing cost more than you make in a year you nimrod!" **Big Nasty walks around the Hummer, inspecting the vehicle, and seeing the damage that Krew had done to his car. Big Nasty walks around, and with every step he takes, and every look he gets, he becomes more and more angry. He finally gets back to the front, his face is almost as red as his shirt. He kicks the bumper of the vehicle, and the Hummer just makes the most awful sound, and something falls off.** Big Nasty: "You know, it's kind of funny. When the boys in the back asked what I was gonna do tonight after the match, I told them I was going out and getting a Hummer. This wasn't quite what I had in mind. Now I'm pissed. I had a nice little night planned with a tasty little treat named Candy, but now I have to go and get this hunk of junk repaired." **Big Nasty begins to ponder what he should do. He looks at the car, and then looks up in the air. Big Nasty puts his hands on the hood of the car.** Big Nasty: "Light bulb! Well girl, you've serviced me fine over the past year and a half, but I think it's time for an upgrade! Now, I know you feel bad, because you're a shell of your former self. You were a sleek sexy peace of metal that got me around. You have a new purpose in life now my friend, and you're going to love what I have for you!" **Big Nasty pulls out his iPhone, and dials a number. He waits for a couple of seconds before someone picks up.** Big Nasty: "Hey Ralph. I need you to come down here nad get some new wheels on this bitch...I've got a plan!" **Big Nasty hangs up the phone, pats the H2 on the hood, and walks away. The scene fades to black as Big Nasty walks back into the arena. _____________________________________________________________________________________________ ***Act II: The Plan*** **The scene opens up with Big Nasty standing along side his trashed Hummer. There are new tires on the truck, but the damage is still there. He has black Oakley sunglasses on, a solid yellow polo shirt, and dark blue denim shorts, with white ankle socks and white low top Jordans. He is standing in front of a very nice looking house. Only a wide road separates Big Nasty, his Hummer, and the house. Big Nasty looks at the camera with a smile, and pulls out a map.** Big Nasty: "Thank GOD for celebrity home maps. Finding Krew's home was easier than doing his MOM!!!!!" **Big Nasty keels over in laughter. He's very entertained by the joke he just laid out. Big Nasty finishes laughing, wipes a tear from his cheek, clears his throat and continues.** Big Nasty: "Oh MAN! I crack myself up! But seriously Krew...your mom is really good in bed! I'm glad I got to introduce myself to her...with a little bit of my Nasty signature! If you catch my drift." **Big Nasty winks at the camera.** Big Nasty: "So '2 Live' Krew. You think you're funny, destroying a car that you couldn't afford in your wildest dreams. You get your jollies off by destroying fine peices of machinery? I mean, maybe you're trying to stimulate the economy? I have no problem buying another AMERICAN MADE CAR....but you destroyed my pride and joy. You're right, that thing was custom made. It was one of a kind, and it was also intended to be auctioned off next week for my charity, 'Getting Nasty Against Child Abuse.' You just cost thousands of children. You know...for every swing you took at my beautiful car, a kitten died, and four children were beaten relentlessly! Do you know what that makes you Krew? That's right, that makes you a pedophile! A Rapist...and a jagoff! You know what!? Why don't you go choke yourself you worthless peace of shit! Luckily I'm a good man. I just donated the money that was going to be raised by this vehicle to my charity. But that's not why I'm here. I'm here to help you out my friend! **Big Nasty wads up the map, and throws it through the broken windshield. He then walks over to the door, opens it, and reaches into the cabin. He starts the truck, as it fires up, there is a loud backfire, and it finally goes to running normal. Big Nasty gets out of the car, and looks back at the camera.** Big Nasty: "You are so proud of your work there 'Wacks Men Off' Krew, I just want to help you out. You started something that you can't finish. Krew...have you ever heard the saying 'you've written a check your ass can't cash?' Well that saying falls here. You are trying to make a name for yourself. You're goign around and attacking a Living Legend's car? AFTER YOU JUST GOT PUMMELLED BY SED LEGEND!? Are you crazy? What were you thinking? Did you think I was just going to respond by laughing it off and saying 'oh you silly little rookie?' No, that's NOT how I roll! In fact, it's quite the opposite. There's another saying out there. 'Go big or go home.' You went out, and bashed my Hummer in. All you did was hurt a group of needy children, and you pissed off a Giant. Well, if you look into my past, I'm the king of going big. I've had gay men attack my opponents. I've shat in toilets, and forced my opponents head into them. Son, I've been going big since you were sucking on your mom's teet! Yeah, I know you're older than me...but I'm BIG Nasty....it doesn't get much bigger than me! So on that go big or go home I figured you would want to frame your work, so I brought your art to you! Hell, I'll even help you put it on the wall! I hope you like your little present!" **Big Nasty bends down, and picks up a cynder block that was sitting by his feet. He reaches inside, and puts it down. Big Nasty presses on the gas pedal a couple of times, reving the engine.** Big Nasty: "You hear that!? That's power right there!" **Big Nasty places the cynder block on the gas pedal. The car is now putting out max power. Big Nasty looks back at the camera man, winks at the camera, and shifts the vehicle into gear. He jumps back as the H2 starts speeding toward the house. Big Nasty begins jumping up and down very excitedly. Big Nasty: "Watch this...WATCH THIS! This is going to be the best part!" **As Big Nasty finishes up speaking, the H2 hits the side of the house. The car comes to a complete stop, but not before the car raised up on it's front two tires, and crashed back down. There are peaces of the house everywhere. The car is totaled, but the house is in worse reapair! Peaces of the house are now falling off. Big Nasty turns back toward the camera, clapping his hands, and smiling. Big Nasty: "Now THAT is big! You want to mess with me...get in my head? Krew, you're barking up the wrong tree. You can sit here and want to destroy my stuff....want to mess with my stuff, it doesn't mean a thing. You come up with the most sedistic thing ever, and I'll just out do you. I'm BIG Nasty, and everything I do is BIG! Just like what I'm going to do to you...AGAIN...when we get into the ring next week. I'm going big, and I'm going to just jack your shit up! This match is over! It's done. Print the presses, and move on to the Money in the Bank. It's me getting one step closer to my ultimate goal. Destroying Alan Fiscus...and getting MY World Title!" **Big Nasty is very proud of himself. He turns around to look at the mayhem and chaos he has caused. He gives the nod of approval. As he turns around, there is a huge explosion! The Hummer hit a gas line, and caused an explosion in Krew's house. The house is now on fire. Big Nasty is surprised, and falls on his butt. He gets back up and dusts himself off, but the grin on his face has just grown ten fold!** Big Nasty: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Even when I don't try, I go BIG! Hey Krew! Good luck cleaning up this mess! Even better luck in the ring. You're going to need it my friend. Oh yeah, and one more peace of advice before I turn this camera crew away." **Big Nasty calls the camera man closer. The camera gets right up to Big Nasty's face. Big Nasty puts his hands around his mouth, making a cup formation.** Big Nasty: "Don't fuck with Big Nasty!" **Big Nasty walks away from the camera, and gets into a black Camero with red racing stripes. Big Nasty drives away, leaving a scene of chaos and damage...much like what happens after he leaves the ring. Foreshadowing? I'll let you decide! |
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