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| Cougar Town, Snobsdale, AZ | |
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| Topic Started: Aug 5 2010, 11:56 PM (254 Views) | |
| Mike King | Aug 5 2010, 11:56 PM Post #1 |
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(The scene fades out and into a black background in with Combat Zone Wrestling, Youthful Aggression and Badd Company Productions presents written on it. The hard rocking opening chords of "Bad Company" by Five Finger Death Punch starts up as the scene switches to black with The Mike King Show (with Chris Tolwar) written on it. Voice-Over: Welcome to the Mike King Show. From there the words fade out and "Dr. Feelgood" continues pumping with various CZW shots of Mike King both wrestling in and out of the ring and of various promo shots, with and without his face-paint. Before the first verse starts, the video cuts off as Mike is shown standing his new grungy long hair look with stubble. Voice-Over: Ladies and gentlemen, Mike King!!!!! The videos fades into the background as Mike King with the CZW Intercontinental Championship belt around his waist, dress pants and button-down shirt seen standing in the hall of luxiorious home after the chorus of “Bad Company” plays he begins.) Mike King: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. This is it, this is yet another epic episode of “The Mike King Show.” I am Mike King of Combat Zone Wrestling fame as well as being known as the CZW Intercontinental Champion who has one successful defense under his belt and soon enough will have two defenses down and many, many more to come. It is only in two weeks that already I get my hands on Kimo Newton, man does time fly. Kimo, I’ll talk more about you later. But now for those of you who don’t already know, this is “The Mike King Show” which is a weekly web-show on that can be streamed on the CZW website, my own personal website and downloading as a podcast for those of you who have video mp3 players through using iTunes, Zune store, Juice, Zencast or some other podcast aggravator device. And now that all the bullshit is done, I think some of y’all out there maybe wondering why the hell is a grungy looking man standing in here like this. Well it is something called a fortune. Now while I don’t actually own this house, I don’t want to waste my time and money in a home that don’t mean much at all in the end. You look at these homes in Scottsdale out on the mountains and while the view is wonderful but the people are not. There is a reason why Scottsdale is called Snobsdale and Snotsdale. Then you have many out there who quite frankly marry a woman who is a gold digger. This house belongs to a friend of mine who got divorced but because he was stupid enough not to get a pre-nupitual agreement this house doesn’t belong to him anymore. This is his ex-wife’s home now. He has been kicked to the curb and now she dates cubs who want a cougar. (Chris Tolwar walks in with a turkey leg in hand.) Chris Tolwar: Who’s talking about the Mercury Cougar? (King faceplams at the comment and Tolwar walking out with a turkey leg.) King: A cougar is a woman who is 40 or older who pursue younger men at least 8 years younger. Maybe she is a puma because I don’t think she is over 40. Then again with all her botox who knows? (Tolwar shrugs his shoulders.) King: But seriously, why are you eating a turkey leg? Those things are disgusting Chris. They don’t look appetizing at all. Tolwar: Oh Jeannette gave me it to me. (A woman shows up and waves at Mike and Chris. Mike turns and smacks Chris upside the head. Chris drops the turkey leg.) King: You are taking food from the enemy? That is almost as bad as fraternizing with Kimo a few weeks back. Chris Tolwar, you are useless. You can’t support that bitch, you should be supporting my friend and not his ex-wife. She took him to the cleaners. Tolwar: What do you mean? She’s a nice lady, she’s letting you do The Mike King Show right now. (King shakes his head “no.”) King: Tolwar you are a toolbag. You are a waste of space and I hope you’re happy. (King walks away leaving Tolwar lonely.) King: Come with me Mitch. (The camera man turns and follows King out of the house.) King: There you see it, the judgement of society clouds another mind. Everyone is told being cougarbait is a status symbol, having a baby can be as glamorous as is it in movies, you be on reality shows and get 15 minutes of fame, you spend money as soon as you make it, drinking is right to shield pain, cigarettes relives stress, recreational drugs expand your mind, over the counter drugs they can be abused and miss-used and then you have prescription drugs that can be given by mark doctors who are looking to make money by writing out scripts when they don’t need to. Society makes me sick. This is why my parents were right by not raising me in a house like this even though they could. (King points to the house.) King: My parents are rich and put aside a trust fund that I nearly crippled with going to re-hab. I also hit the lottery a few weeks back and chose to take yearly payments versus one-lump sum. I can roll in money if I so chose but I do not. I have self-control. My rehabilitation from drug-use gave me this self-control and when I put aside KING due to controlling myself. When I was KING I was my darkest days and now I am not in that anymore. I went from having no-one but Tim Timmons behind me to having a group of men who are behind me no matter what. Brian Kirkland, Axel, Ryan Shane, Knox Harper, Mitch my producer and also my girlfriend Amber. Amber come out here. (A redhead walks out she gives King as kiss on the cheek.) King: Thank you Amber. How you doing girl? Amber: I am great hun. King: That’s good. But you know, the one thing I can’t get my head around, Theresa Baines, the new general manager of Combat Zone Wrestling. (Amber rolls her eyes.) King: See a few weeks ago she tells Brian Kirkland and I that we are to have a match for my CZW Intercontinental title, We showed her not to put the screws to Youthful Agression but instead she continues to put the screws to us by not bringing adequate security. Beautiful Agony and Kimo Newton came out and beat us up. Kimo Newton powerbombs me off the stage. For no reason. My issues with him is done. I thought Kimo could change but he didn’t. I beat him to win the CZW Intercontinental title but now it’s personal Kimo. Kimo at Hatewave I don’t care what kind of match we are having. We can have a Mexican Death Match, Last Man Standing Match, Rhubarb pie match, Spider Net Death Match, Barbed Wire Match, Barbed Wire Massacre, Best 2 Falls of 3 Tables Match, Casket Match, Inferno Match, Buried Alive Match, Steel Cage match, Greenhouse Match, Taipei Death Match, Unlucky 13 Staple Gun Match, Crazy-8 Match, Acey-Deucey Match, you name it I’ll face you. Kimo you want to use me as an example, you picked the wrong mother fucker to fuck with. Not only did you give me your so called Reality Check, you threaten my title. You want to burn the trophy of my achievements here in CZW. You are no better than Kyle Busch smashing a guitar he got as a trophy in victory lane last year in Nashville during the NASCAR Nationwide Series race. (Amber smirks at Mike.) Amber: It makes me hot when you make NASCAR references. (King winks at the camera as he takes the title off from around his waist and puts it on his shoulder.) King: Kimo, that title is not just a worthless strap like it is to you. Sure this is not the CZW Heavyweight Title which one of my partners this week is in possession, but this title means a lot to some people. Some people this is what they fight for their entire life. I am not saying I am not in Alan Fiscus’ league, hell I don’t want to be in his shoes because I am not a lowlife scum like he is. But Kimo, you use the title a stepping stone, not a burnt offering. Look at Maynard O’Toole, he held it and he used it to get to the next level. You want to beat me and then toss into a firing barrel. Kimo you have no honor like I’ve known all along. (King pauses and smacks his belt. Amber his girlfriend, kisses his cheek.) King: Thanks babe. Amber: You’re welcome hun. King: Now this week I am teaming with the Fiscus family. Now Alan, our history shows a lot of tension between the two of us. I broke your ankle, you cripple me the night I wanted to admit my addiction and then Cage Stryker gave you the win on a silver platter when we had our one and only match. Now I heard what you had to say, you will put things aside for one match, I can too. But if you Sam or Garrett cross me, I will walk out on you. I don’t care about this 8-man tag that Theresa Baines put together. You got The Mountain Man, Kimo Newton, El Pablo and Maynard O’Toole taking on Garrett Williams, Alan Fiscus, Sam Attic and myself. Now Kimo I talked about you enough to make myself blue in the face, Mountain Man we are cool so if you stay out of my business, I’ll stay out of your’s. Josh I helped train you when I was apart of The Next Geneation and I have respect for you so if you know what is good for you, you will not cross me because I know your secrets. Now you got El Pablo and Maynard O’Toole, I’ve had issues with the both of you in the past. El Pablo the flying squirrel of Combat Zone Wrestling and the E.P.I.C. champion. Yeah EP, you are “epic” arlight, epicly bad. You are so ugly you hid yourself behind that mask and don’t think I have any qualms about ripping the mask off of your ugly face. Now Maynard, you beat me to retain the CZW Intercontinental title but I won it anyway. I don’t care what you want to say but when we step into the ring together, I will show you that was a fluke. (King smacks the belt once again.) King: You see this match it does not matter to me at all. I am just using this as a way to get my ribs ready for HateWave. And Theresa Baines, I hope you have all the tickets sold for Overdrive... (King laughs as Tolwar returns walking in women's underwear. Amber laughs) Tolwar: Mike, you were right about Jeannette. She's a bitch a total cougar and I want to be your lackey again. Please, please, please (King doesn't care and continues to laugh as Tolwar gets on his hands and knees pleading to King for forgiveness.) |
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