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..You Should See The One I Rejected!; EP RP
Topic Started: Aug 6 2010, 12:40 AM (119 Views)
El Pablo
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VIVA LA RAINBOWLUTION!!!

Static fills the screen for a few moments, before cutting away to reveal what appears to be the interior of a small bedroom, shot in the standard green glow of a night-vision camera. A double bed sits in the centre of the room, turned side-on to the camera, taking up the majority of what little floor space there is. In front of this is a leather office chair, and further forward still is a wooden desk, upon which the camera is obviously placed. From outside the room, the distinct hum of an engine can be heard, along with the occasional sound of passing traffic, suggesting that this room is most likely a section of some sort of mobile accomodation. Further evidence of this can be seen in the form of an XTC mural running around the top of the room, as well as the bed covers, adorning the same familiar logo of that same, now-defunct CZW stable.

After a few seconds, a mostly-full beer bottle is placed on the desk, just to the left of shot, and CZW superstar El Pablo steps into view. As always, he wears his mask, but is altogether dressed rather more casually than normal, wearing a black jacket and baggy jeans. He drops down into the chair, bouncing slightly on impact, and reclines back, drumming his fingers on the arms of the chair as he takes a deep breath.

EL PABLO: Okay.. sit rep. It's 3:47am.. we're currently en route to Grand Rapids, Michigan, after a gruelling few days of publicity work, both in the US and the UK.. and I'm still at a loss for the ways and means of making my contribution to the latest set of "Show Previews".

I DID have part of a plan in place.. a kind of dream-like interpretation playing on the impression that I supposedly stabbed Ryan Shane in the back and cost him the X-Title, all flames and demons and symbolism, that shit.. but somewhere during the shooting of the follow-up scene - in which I was supposed to be defending my position against a bunch of Jersey Shore rejects in a gym - I realised that it was all.. well.. a bit shit, really.


EP takes a swig of beer, before returning the bottle to the desk.

EL PABLO: Unfortunately, we'd already spent the money on the big production of that first scene.. so I don't really have a lot to work with now as far as a replacement goes. Particularly with Hatewave just around the corner.. gotta save up the Benjamins for something extra special there, ya get me!?

So, I guess.. just vBlog this shit? It's not the most imaginative means of getting a point across, and it's not exactly gonna be up there with "The Five Star Gamblers Visit Disney Studios" as far as entertainment value goes.. but hey, it's just an interview without the need to listen to Ryan Lewis' voice or see Jenny Jacobs' chrome dome. Which, technically, should be an improved experience for all, right?

So.. Overdrive. Grand Rapids, Michigan. Van Andel Arena. The last stop before Hatewave. And BAH GAWD, haven't CZW management pulled out all the stops to make the build-up as big as possible!? An eight-man tag match.. four on four.. each opposition pairing representing one of the major matches on the Pay-Per-View card.

Although, actually, if you think about it.. it's technically a six on four match.

Why, you ask?

Well, with a big four-way Riot Match set to headline the biggest Pay-Per-View in the CZW calender.. it doesn't take a whole lot of palm-reading to predict that the two participants NOT involved in this match will make an appearance at some point between the two bells. Mortius especially has enjoyed f**king with Alan's head since his return a few shows back, and Godzilla Sawyer - whose apparent descent into madness has surprised me, I must say - will surely want to use this opportunity to try and weaken the champ before his big step into the spotlight.

"But EEPZ," you might say, "Maynard O'Toole is in that Riot Match as well. Won't Mortius and Sawyer want to take HIM out as well?" True enough, but that doesn't change the fact that all eyes will be on the champion, one who has thus far looked pretty bulletproof throughout his reign. Take it from me, Fiscus is NOT an easy man to beat, so I wouldn't be surprised to see Mortius and Sawyer TEAM UP with O'Toole, just to take out the big dog and make things that little bit easier for themselves.

Now, as for the participants themselves.. well, first, let's take a look at the boys I'll be looking at to have my back, and vice versa.

First up, Josh Newsome, a.k.a.. Mountain Man.


EP holds up a cut-out of MtM's face, stuck on a wooden stick.

EL PABLO: Now, Josh is a man I've not had many dealings with, save for the little beef XTC had with the Next Generation a year or so back. Back then, though, he always seemed to be a background player, bought in more as back-up for when Tim's "not-as-effective-as-he-thinks-it-is" wrestling ability had failed to get the job done. Since then, though, he's started stepping it up a notch. He had a good run as Ultraviolent Champion - against some real messed-up individuals, might I add.. and, let's face it, anyone who can hang with a beast like Garett William deserves some props!

Not to mention.. big powerhouses and little highflyers always lead to a combination of awesome tag-moves, so I look forward to seeing what the two of us can come up with!

Next up.. Kimo Newton.


EP holds up a cut-out of Kimo.

EL PABLO: Now, if there ever was a man who needed to back up his words with actions.. it's this dude. His little outbust on the last show was.. amazing, in so many different ways! "I'm not in the title match! I'm not on the website! I'm not the centrefold in Playboy!" Sweet Bloody Mary, and I thought Jordan was an ego-maniacal attention-whore!

But, as spectacular as his bitch-fit was.. there's no denying that Kimo has a lot of talent in the ring. And I KNOW that he'll be looking to put in a HUGE performance, to prove to the world that he deserves to be in the spot he feels he belongs.. and, mostly, to stop him looking like a complete penis.

Also.. GTA MOFO!!!!!

..Lolz.

Lastly, but most certainly not leastly.. Maynard O'Toole.


Maynard O'Toole cut-out.

EL PABLO: Well.. I really don't need to tell y'all about the history between myself and this guy! Beginning of the End 2008.. he spears me off a balcony, takes my World Heavyweight Championship belt. Evil Intentions 2009.. he shoves me off the turnbuckle, down throat-first onto the guardrail, stops me recapturing the World Heavyweight Championship belt. Re-United We Stand 2009.. he demolishes a section of scaffolding - while I'm standing on it, takes my Intercontinental Championship.

Basically.. I'm just hoping he remembers I'm on his team in this match!

As for our opponents.. well, obviously you have the Fiscus Family, well and truly represented. Alan obviously needs no introduction.. he and I have been around pretty much since the beginning, we've teamed together, we've fueded pretty much constantly since he cost me the chance to become the first King of Combat 2 years ago - although not always in the spotlight.. and I'll freely admit, for the most part, he's had the upper hand on me. BUT.. I do have the most recent victory in our little series of dances.. and as much as he likes to try and belittle my abilities, my career, my very existence within this company.. the FACTS are that, when it comes to cold, hard, empirical achievements under the banner of the CZW.. I am STREETS ahead of "The Sadistic Solution".

Plus, for all his bravado and bullishness, I know for a fact he's gonna have his head on a permanent swivel, just waiting for the sneak attack from Sawyer or, particularly, Mortius. No way in hell are his eyes gonna be 100% focused on this match.. and it is in that mere 1 or 2% of blurred uncertainty that people like yours truly are at their most dangerous. One turned head, one ill-timed blink, and BAM!.. a fluffy pink bullet in your scraggy blonde skull.

Next on the agenda.. Garrett William.

Now, being a newcomer to the company, I have had no dealings with William whatsoever. Alls I know is, he's Alan's cousin.. and he's HUGE.

BUT.. so is Sawyer. So is Big Nasty. So was.. *whispers* Rave. *talks normally* All men I've faced before.. all men I've BEATEN before. No reason that Garrett will be any different, should we find ourselves head to head.. or head to stomach. Family association alone means nothing, as far as your ability inside that ring goes.

Now obviously, it's not all a family affair as far as this team goes. The "adopted son" of the unit is another man I've had a few dealings with in the past.

I speak, of course, of Mike King.

Now, King was another of the Next Generation members with whom we in XTC fueded. Unlike Mountain Man, however, King and I DID lock horns, most notably in that most beautiful of environments.. the Greenhouse Match.

Obviously, being a Greenhouse Match, yours truly came out on top. But, to give a man his dues, King put up one hell of a fight. And, as the current Intercontinental Champion, he certainly ain't gonna be a pushover!

That said, he has a well and truly PISSED OFF Kimo Newton after him, so I expect his hands to be pretty full when we hit the Van Andel.

Finally.. we have Sam Attic. The NEW CZW X-Champion, and the man yours truly will be facing at Hatewave.

Now Sam, I'm not gonna ramble on too much about you.. I'll save that for Hatewave.. but, suffice to say, I'm gonna be looking to make a BIG statement ahead of you putting that pretty little belt on the line over in Chicago.

Boys, you four may have the advantage of three-quarters of your team being related to each other.. and that is a BIG advantage, I'll give you that. BUT, don't forget the fact that one of that three - by far the most accomplished member of that team, no less - has one BIG bullseye on his back, and an extra two big, scary dudes waiting in the wings, bows out, arrows poised, just waiting to jump in and make their job in 2 weeks time that little bit easier.

Consider also the fact that, while you have one World Heavyweight Champion in your ranks.. we have TWO. Former champions, sure, but that doesn't change the fact that we've each spent time on that summit. And, as the saying goes, "Tis better to have held the World Heavyweight Championship and lost it, than to have never held it at all."

Ultimately, we can all sit here reciting our resumes, and comparing dick sizes all we want.. in a match like this, only THREE things are certain.

It's gonna be violent..

It's gonna be unpredictable..

And above all..

It's gonna be f**king awesome!!!


EP takes a final swig of beer, tossing the empty bottle over his shoulder onto the bed.

EL PABLO: Oh yes.. and that, ladies and gentlemen.. is a Five.. Star.. Guarantee!

Static fills the screen once again, before eventually fading to black.
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