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| Just another night; lead into Covey's rp | |
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| Topic Started: Aug 6 2010, 02:30 AM (174 Views) | |
| Buzzsaw | Aug 6 2010, 02:30 AM Post #1 |
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OVERDRIVE Conseco Fieldhouse June 26, 2010 Damn EMT’s….we are professional wrestlers….we get beat up, and I’m use to taking a ass kicking from Total Mayhem….this isn’t new and I don’t need all these tests to tell me that I’m fine…… EMT: Please focus on a point on the back wall. My head already hurts and now this asshole is shining a light in my eyes…yeah that’s going to make it go away….I know when it comes to head injuries they want to cover their asses incase we go nuts and off our family members but we don’t need full exams every time we get in the head….. Buzzsaw: I’m fine! EMT: I’ll make that call sir, now look to the right…..ok and now to the left….. She came blasting through the door with rage on her face…a look that told me she was ready to kill….it was very hot and since her brothers were nowhere to be found she locked on this poor EMT….bastard was in for it now….. Morgan Mayhem: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?! She storms over and grabs the poor EMT by the arm…she knows this is a waste of time and part of her is feeling guilty since it was her kin that did this…. EMT: Ms! I am giving an examination of this man, you need to wait outside! Morgan Mayhem: I’m about two seconds away from shoving that mini flash light so far up your ass that your boyfriend’s dick won’t be able to touch it!!!! Buzzsaw: If you know what best for you I would just pronounce me fine and I’ll sign your paper work. He thought about it for a second….guys like him thought they were better than us wrestlers….I mean he went to EMT school and gets to wear that impressive blue jump suit…but nobody wants to get their ass kicked….especially but a chick…. EMT: Sign here, here and here and you’re cleared. Smart move kid….and as soon as I signed the paper work the kid was out the door without making eye contact to Morgan…. Morgan Mayhem: You are the Ultraviolent Champion for Christ shakes, I swear these suits are a bunch of pussies… She snaps around as a young man knocks on the door and steps in….he’s a CZW runner who looks unsure if he should come in…they need encouragement sometimes…. Buzzsaw: Yeah… CZW Runner: Ms. Baines just released next weeks Overdrive card, I was going to give it to Mr. McFarland but he left with Jakob and Ezra about five minutes ago so I thought I’d just give it to you Buzz, you’re book… Buzzsaw: Yeah, against who? CZW Runner: Mortius!!!! The look on this kids face was the same as a child’s on Christmas morning….it was clear that he was a fan and would do this shitty job for free if he had to…. CZW Runner: Yeah it’s going to be sweet to see him back in the ring and you get to be his warm up match before he goes for the CZW World Title….. He knows what he said was wrong as soon as it came out….that look of joy was replaced with a ‘oh shit’ look…and Morgan wasted little time slamming him against the wall…. Morgan Mayhem: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY YOU LITTLE SHIT? BUZZSAW IS NOT A WARM UP MATCH, HE’S NOT SOME FILLER PIECE OF SHIT THEY BOOK TO GET SOMEONE OVER!!!!!!! CZW Runner: I…..didn’t……mean…..it………that……way…….. Morgan Mayhem: HE IS THE CZW ULTRAVIOLENT CHAMPION!!!!! YOU ALL WANT TO MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT THIS GUY AND WHY? WHAT THE HELL HAS HE BEEN DOING? CZW Runner: I’m….sorry….I…..don’t……know….. Morgan Mayhem: THIS MAN HAS BEEN HERE KICKING ASS BUT THEY FEEL THE NEED TO BRING BACK SOME RETREAD!!!! THIS PLACE IS SO FUCKED UP!!!!!! CZW Runner: I……can’t……..breathe……… Akron Ohio August 3 2010 It’s the belief in some companies that a very select few can lead a company….a select few that the fans are willing to pay their hard earned money to see fight in the Main Event. This thought is passed down and accepted as fact….then the wrestlers start to believe this idea that they are locking into a position with no way of advancing. It’s a black hole of the wrestling business….the top guys dominate and you never reload or push the younger guys and then…..you have no stars…..I have seen it in other companies….each guy has his spot and the top two or three guys latch onto theirs…. But here it’s a bit different….the top guy has gone through everyone….well everyone that the top suits are worthy of a shot. Alan Fiscus has beaten the top guys in this company and now Ms. Baines is forced to bring in guys from the past just to keep it fresh and the fans interested….god forbid she goes against the norm and gives a new guy a chance….a subject that Morgan Mayhem is hot over…. Morgan Mayhem: They bring back this Mortius and just hand him a World Title shot over everyone else? Buzzsaw: Well not just him, Maynard O’ Toole and Godzilla Sawyer are also in the match… Morgan Mayhem: Well at least those two have been in action but Mortius hasn’t done shit for ages and now that bitch just hands him a shot because the fans are going to eat it up? Buzzsaw: So what did you want her to do, hand me the shot? Morgan Mayhem: It wouldn’t have been the stupidest idea that cunt has had. You have been busting your ass and beating top guys in this company….. She went on and on about what I have done since I got here…..hitting hard on the point about beating El Pablo a few weeks ago….but Mortius wasn’t the biggest problem right now. Yeah sure it would be nice to get at shot at the big prize….but there were others in this company that felt they deserve a shot over a returning star and they will have there time to bitch….but this week I get my shot to prove to management that I’m not just another on of the guys…..that I’m not just a warm up act brought in to put over their returning star…..that I am someone they should take notice of…. Morgan Mayhem: So they book you against the returning star, great, how smart are they going to look when you walk right through the man they brought in to beat Fiscus? It’s like she thinks it’s that easy….just because this guy’s been out of action doesn’t mean he’s not ready to go….a man doesn’t take a match, let alone a World Title match if he doesn’t think he can go…..Mortius knows this is his shot….he’s not going to waste it by not being ready and maybe he’s thinking of our match is a warm up….a way to knock off some ring rust….but if he takes it lightly he might not make it to Hatewave…. Hatewave has to be the focus….the focus for everyone right now…..we are so close and there is so much on the line. For Mortius he has a shot to win the biggest prize in our business and for me….well I get the resident drunk Matt Covey….where as the World Title match is something Ms. Baines is excited for and willing to promote the Ultraviolent Extreme Scaffold Match is another story….I think she is secretly hoping we kill each other and she can just move on….. To say she wasn’t happy about last weeks match was an understatement. She booked the match to try and calm us down….too bad that didn’t work….I looked at it as I better get him before he gets me….I said from the start of this that I’m not going to back down and for whatever reason our GM thinks it something we can just ignore. The challenge was places….blood was drawn…..and from where I’m from you don’t just sit back and forget….so last week I saw an opening and took it….if given the chance he would have done the same to me….. But Ms. Baines didn’t see it that way and when the phone rang and I looked down and saw it was coming from the CZW offices I knew deep down what this was all about… Buzzsaw: Hello? CZW Rep: Please hold for GM Baines please…. She’s so fucking lazy she can’t even pick up the phone and call herself….. Ms. Baines: Buzzsaw, GM Baines, how are you doing this evening? Oh the polite talk….she is famous for it, tries to make you think she actually cares before dropping the ball down on you with what she wants you to do….just like a women…. Buzzsaw: Me, well I’m fine how are you doing this evening? Working late I see? Ha, give her a taste of her own medicine…..kill her with kindness…. Ms. Baines: Well I wish I was doing better Buzzsaw, truth is I have been getting an earful from the CZW Board of late. Buzzsaw: Really? Whatever about? Ms. Baines: Well truth is Buzz there are some on the board that feel I can’t control some of the talent on the roster. Buzzsaw: Really? Ms. Baines: Yeah we have men attacking other men and then retaliation attacks and then tag team partners turning on one another, it’s been a real mess for me Buzz. Buzzsaw: Well I’m really sorry to hear all that, sounds like you are having a tough week. Ms. Baines: Well I’m not going to lie Buzz, this shit, excuse me, this stuff going on between you and Matt Covey is really giving me a headache. Buzzsaw: You should really try some Excedrin… Ms. Baines: CUT THE SHIT! You guys are becoming a huge pain in my ass, week in and week out I get a call from security about the two of you. Buzzsaw: I told you weeks ago that this attack was personal, Covey wants a war, well a war he’s got. Ms. Baines: No, absolutely not! Covey is nuts, he wants to relive his glory days here in the CZW, the days where him and Ace King tried to destroy each other and this company but I will not allow it… This is where she’s out of touch…rivalries like that build a company….they don’t destroy them….yeah I’ve heard of the Matt Covey/Ace King feud….they wanted to kill each other and if it took years off their own career then so be it….a feud like that can make a career….I have had my fair share of these feuds…..Jakob Mayhem was one for the books and Buzzsaw/Matt Covey could go to lengths never seen before in the CZW…… Ms. Baines: I’m not going to allow the two of you to tear apart this company or overshadow this pay per view. I have went to great lengths to make this the best pay per view the CZW has ever had…. Buzzsaw: So let me get this straight, you are not allowing us to give the people what they want to see? Ms. Baines: No, you are not going to turn this on me Buzzsaw, your fans are sick, Covey’s fans are sick, they would be happy to see the two of you set fire to the United Center but this is bigger than the two of you. The money I have invested in this is more than the two of you are worth combined, I have put myself out there and this will go down as the greatest night in the history of the CZW and the two of you WILL NOT OVERSHADOW IT. Buzzsaw: Is that all you are worried about? If this ppv is so strong how in the hell can little old me and Covey overshadow it? Ms. Baines: It’s not just the pay per view, you are booked this week against Mortius, I have outdone myself by getting him to come back to the CZW and challenge Alan Fiscus for the World Title, now the two of you have gotten involved with each other’s business every week, but this week is different. I’m not going to allow a star like Mortius to get involved in this mess. I will not allow it Buzz…. Buzzsaw: Well then shouldn’t you be making this clear to Covey since I will already be in the ring with Mortius? Ms. Baines: I can’t get a hold of the asshole, he’s probably out molesting another member of the CZW Staff. Buzzsaw: So what does this have to do with me? Ms. Baines: I want you to call a truce! I want you to be the bigger man and walk to that ring this week and call out Covey and call a truce until the pay per view, and then promise that after Hatewave this crap between you two will end!!!! I wasn’t sure if I should just laugh at her or tell her she’s a crazy bitch…..has she been pounded into the headboard too hard? Was she suffering from brain damage or something? She must have been if she thought for one second I would agree to any of that….. Buzzsaw: Sweetheart do you know who the hell I am? Ms. Baines: Sweetheart? Buzzsaw do you know who the hell I am? Buzzsaw: Yeah you are the delusional lady asking me to be a bitch. Ms. Baines: It doesn’t make you a bitch to be a man that can see the bigger picture Buzzsaw… As I sat there and listen to her go off about what it takes to be a bigger man I couldn’t believe what I was hearing….did she really believe that I would go along with this…..Morgan must know this isn’t going well because she brings the bottle of Jack over as she makes her way to the bathroom….she was tired of waiting….. Ms. Baines: If you do this for me Buzz you will be rewarded. Buzzsaw: Are you trying to bribe me Ms. Baines because I have everything in the world I could ever want….. And then I heard it….. Morgan Mayhem: COVEY WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!! He had the balls to break into my house……. Morgan Mayhem: AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The scream was piercing….so loud that Ms. Baines hear it on the other end of the phone…….. Ms. Baines: What was that? Buzzsaw who is screaming? Then I heard the pop of the gun…..a sound I knew too well living in Akron my entire life….this is why you have something ready…..just in case…and you always make sure it’s loaded…….. Ms. Baines: DID SOMEONE FIRE A GUN? DEREK WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON? As I turned the corner I saw her on the floor rolling to her side…..I saw Covey with Jenny Jacobs….I took aim and fired…… BANG!!!!!!! Ms. Baines: WHAT IS GOING ON? DEREK WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING THERE? ------------------------------------------------------------- Someone called the cops…..had to be one of these noisy assholes…. The boys in the blue stormed into the house…. Akron PD: DROP THE GUN!!!!! DROP THE GUN NOW!!!!!!! Better do what they said before I get pumped with real lead……fine guys I’ll play by your rules….as they pull my hands behind my back and place the cold steel cuffs around my wrists I fell like I should at least defend myself…. Buzzsaw: He broke into my house, I have a right to defend myself. Akron PD: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you? Oh the Miranda Rights….I know these well….. Buzzsaw: Just go look at him, he’ll be fine!!!!! Ms. Baines: SOMEONE ANSWER ME!!!!! WHAT IS GOING ON? Buzzsaw: Can someone hang that up for me. ~FIN~ |
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