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| Respect and Foresight; Zilla vs. Kerosene RP | |
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| Topic Started: Aug 6 2010, 04:47 AM (111 Views) | |
| Johnny Kerosene | Aug 6 2010, 04:47 AM Post #1 |
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Johnny: Let me at him! I'll make him wish his mother was never born to conceive him! The Spectacle is backstage at a house show, though the cooperation and team mindset the Global Tag Team Champions normally show isn't here, as Brian Blaze is holding a rabidly flailing Johnny Kerosene back. Johnny: I'll flay the skin from his flesh and the flesh from his bones and I'll SCRAPE HIS BONES DRY! Brian: Dude, just calm down. I'm sure- Johnny: And then I'll take said bones and suck the marrow out with my teeth, then spit it out and bake it into a set of RAWHIDE DOG TREATS! Brian: Um... what? Johnny: And then I'll take said treats and feed them to a JACK RUSSELL TERRIER! Brian: Alright then... Johnny: And then I'll take said terrier and take it for a walk, and go over to his house, and coerce the dog to POOP ON HIS DRIVEWAY! Brian: Johnny! Johnny: AND THEN- Oh. Hey Brian. What's up? Brian: I like all this newfound aggression, but what the hell are you going on about? Johnny: Kimo Newton said I act like I wanna be in... Nickelback. The lights dim a bit and the sound of a thunderclap can be heard in the distance. Brian: Nickelback? It happens again. Brian: Damn. That's like, a cardinal sin, ain't it? Johnny: You're damn right it's a cardinal- well, you should know, right, since like, they're Canadian and- Brian: No they're not. Johnny: Really? 'Cause I was pretty sure they were Ca- Brian: No. They're. Not. And let us not speak of it again. Johnny: I am fine with that. Brian: So anyway, listen. I know you're going to want to help us with all the stuff we've got going on with the sex misspellers, but you've got the fight of your life this week. Godzilla Sawyer. He's a number one contender for the world title, and it's no fluke. As much as I might not appreciate how he treats the fans anymore, he's a hard, grizzled veteran of this business. Johnny: I know. I know, man. But I think I got a huge advantage. I'll tell you why too. See, I know I don't know as much about this wrestling business as he does. In this business, he's been everywhere, done everything, and been busted open over the forehead with most of it. But see Brian, I know more about the business of rock than he does. I know that once you lose the fans... damn, you lose everything. And you don't even realize it's gone 'til it's already gone and there ain't nothing you can do about it but sit there and daydream about days gone by. Brian and Johnny walk over to another area of the building as Johnny continues. Johnny: I always knew I'd be a success in this business 'cause I'm aware of how similar rock and wrestling truly are. They both tour the world, selling out packed arenas, they're more about the law of awesome than any real practicality, they both run the risk of some pretty serious drug problems if you don't watch out- Brian: I don't think we're supposed to talk about that part. Johnny: What? I meant, like, heroin and cocaine, not... you know... flax seed oil... Brian: Right, right. Johnny: And if there's anything I know about rock, it's that you have to care about your fans. It doesn't matter who they are. It doesn't matter what they're like. What matters is what they like, and they like you. They paid good, hard-earned money to watch you come out and play. If it wasn't for all those people coming out to see you, you'd still be dicking around in a garage somewhere, working on chord progression for all the good it's gonna do you. You have to give them respect. It's in your blood. And well, it looks like ol' Godzilla Sawyer finally lost too much of his. He hates them now; thinks they're trash. All of a sudden he's too good for the people who brought him to where he is. And maybe that'll serve him well... in the short term. But in the long term, you know, it's just pointless. The crowd is your lifeblood, as literal as it can be without actually being literal and all. But even they have their flaws, and the biggest one is just how fickle they are. You turn your back on them and their backs'll be turned before your shoulders are even done swiveling. Right now he might be on top of the world, but that world's gonna cave in on him, and pretty soon he'll be demoralized and begging for forgiveness, and I tell you, it's a coin toss if he even gets it. But that's not even why I got an advantage. Brian: It's not. Johnny: No sir. Over the last few hours I've acquired some various props, most of them from under the ring, and have built... the Godzilla Sawyer Japanese Deathmatch Simulation Obstacle Course... of Death! Brian looks it over, simultaneously impressed and confused. Chairs, weapons and barricades are all covered in barbed wire, along with trip wires connected to minor explosives, all arranged in some sort of patched together pattern. Johnny: This should prepare me for anything Sawyer can throw at me! 'Cept for those fireballs... I don't even know how he managed to do that... Brian: Are you sure about this? This doesn't look safe... and that's coming from someone who works for this company. Johnny: Here's a stopwatch! Time me! Brian: Fine... Three, two, one, go. Johnny runs off as the camera stays on Brian, facepalming as Johnny calls out. Johnny: Yeah! Doing great- ah! Okay, that's- ow! Nah, that's fine, just a little blood- gah! Okay, that's more than a little bl- Explosive: BOOM! Johnny: Aah! Oh god! My bandana is on fire! Brian: Well take it off then! Johnny: Nah, I think it'll make for a hot new style this way- ow ow ow oh god! Brian sighs and looks into the camera. Brian: Thing is, this probably is preparing him for Zilla. |
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