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Raising Spirits.; BB RP OD TAG TEAM TITLES!
Topic Started: Sep 3 2010, 02:54 AM (89 Views)
Brian Blaze


The scene opens with the four former members of Beautiful Agony all sitting in a locker room. All of them dejected and down in the dumps as Tatum walks in and sits down beside Mike. No one raises there heads as they are al icing there wounds for each were involved in hellacious matches. All four men in there wrestling attires still as it appears no one has been able to say anything yet.

Brian: I don’t know what’s fucking worse. That those assholes are in our tag title match on Overdrive or that I’M MISSING SOME OF MY CHEST HAIR.

Tatum: Where is your chest hair in general?

Brian: Shaved it.

Tatum: Yeah definitely for the best.

Eddie: I guess the fact I could get fired means nothing to you?

Brian: What? Oh yeah that’d be a damn shame.

Eddie: Thanks buddy.

Eddie smiles as Mike gets up and walks over to get changed into his street clothes.

Brian: I hate the fact they beat us. I hate the fact that, that skank Lauren….

Tatum: HEY! She is my sister!

Brian: Sorry, I don’t COMPLETELY mean it. Though I do sort of mean it. Came down with that damn Kendo Stick. I hate that fact that Ryan Shane NEEDED to use that damn Railroad Spike to beat us. I also hate the fact that it all worked out so god damn brilliantly.

Johnny: We have to give credit where credit is due. We overlooked the little things and it cost us big time. It cost CZW’s Fans. It cost us all. We can’t overlook them come Overdrive. I’m not losing to those jack offs twice in a row.

Brian: Not only that but we lost because we don’t have girlfriends.

Eddie: What?

Brian: Well think about it. Brian, Shane and Jakob all have little girls on there arms. The only one of us that has that is Mikey. The rest of us have sweet fuck all besides myself which is hours upon hours of one night stands. I’m sure Johnny being a rock star has lots of sex. And Eddie is quite attractive.

Eddie: Thanks?

Johnny: Dude I’m sure it’s more than the fact we don’t have GF’s as to why we lost.

Brian: Seems reasonable enough. I mean our Girlfriends could have came out with Kendo Sticks and brought US Weapons! I mean then think where we’d be. We’d be winning.

Johnny: Oh yeah for sure.

Brian: There is only one thing I wanna do now. I’m going on THE DATING GAME!

Eddie: This is the worst idea I’ve ever heard.
Johnny: I think this is the worst idea I ever heard.

Eddie: DUDE! I just said that.

Johnny: I’m aware I just had to repeat this. Brian Dating Game, yeah fun sure. Right now we have more important things to worry about. The end of Agony.

Brian: Right, this is the last time the four of us will be in the same place. It’s the end of an era.

Mike: It’s time to move on.

Mike then grabs his duffle bag as he and Tatum leave the locker room as Eddie Johnny and Brian all look on.

Eddie: We should do the same gentlemen. We potentially all have things of our own to lose. We already lost this.

Brian: I’m gonna miss you guys.

Brian and Johnny both nod as the three men get up and grab there gear as the three men just leave the locker room as the scene fades.

The scene then reopens with Brian Blaze and Johnny walking into the Acer Arena. They walk into the locker room and set there bags down as they look up and see Mike and Eddie set there bags down in the same locker room.

Brian: Hey guys what’s up?

Eddie: Oh, hey Brian and Johnny. Nice to see you guys again.

Johnny: Certainly has been a while.

Mike: It’s only been a day.

Johnny: IT FELT LIKE FOREVER OK!

Johnny then starts hysterically crying as Brian Eddie and even Mike can’t help but crack up at the site.

Brian: So boys here we all are in the land Down Under. Where the ladies are just as beautiful and twice as likely to Fellate.

Johnny: Aren’t you going on the Dating Game?

Brian: Yeah, isn’t that what I win?

Eddie can’t help but Chuckle as Mike shakes his head to the usual bantering of the Spectacle.

Eddie: Speaking of Winning we all have some massive matches to win.

Brian: Especially you fella. Whatever you do make sure you leave that ring saying Alan DIDN’T Give you an STD. I wish I could say that.

Johnny: Good thing you got checked out and you’re VD free.

Brian: You’re god damn right it’s a good thing. Not only that but The Spectacle have some dominance to prove.

Johnny: That’s right Ryan wants to go Eye for an Eye, Streak for a Streak.

Brian: The only streak he has that comes close to us is the one in his underpants.

Johnny: I guess Straight Edge isn’t as clean as we all thought.

Brian: You see when I see those guys from across the ring at Overdrive. I’m going to take this Keytar and just!

Brian then starts smashing the Keytar against the walls and floor completely destroying it.

Johnny: DUDE MY KEYTAR!

Johnny then goes to the closet and pulls out a modified Golf Bag full of Keytars. He then starts examining as a man dressed up as a caddy then walks out of the closet and starts examining with Johnny.

Caddy: Might I suggest the three wood sir?

Johnny: Excellent choice.

Johnny then pulls out that Keytar and walks back as everyone looks on in bewilderment.

Johnny: What? Youthful Aggression AND The Next Generation. I’m going Tiger Woods…… no wait I’m not doing anything Tiger Woods would do to them.

Brian: That’s for the best it’s nice to see you’re prepared though partner. We’ve got some major Trash to take out. Nothing quite says take out the trash like a Keytar there chum.

Johnny: You’re god damn right man we’ve got some major ass to kick.

Brian: That we do, however Brian Blaze has a date with the ladies.

Brian then takes off his AWESOME BRIAN BLAZE T-SHIRT which you can purchase at CZWshop.com. And, the guys can’t help but notice in the span of 24 hours his chest hair has full regrown.

Johnny: Man, you’re like Chewbacca.

Eddie: You’re a modern day Ron Jeremy.

Mike: That is impressive.

Brian: Thanks chums.

Brian then quickly throws on a dress shirt and leaves the locker room and the scene fades.

The scene reopens with Brian Blaze sitting in the “Bachelor Zone” as he is behind a wall and on the other side of that wall three incredibly sexy ladies. The crowd is going crazy until the applause sign turns off and the host is on stage.

Host: Hello and I’m some actor they hired trying to find the perfect love for these bachelors and bachelorettes. As I’m sure you all know this is a very special Dating Game for the Bachelor is none other than CZW superstar Sleazy B, Mr. Entertainment, Celine Dion’s Favourite Wrestler,

Brian Blaze: The Talent….

Host: The Talent, Brian Blaze.

The crowd goes nuts as Brian stands up and runs his hands up and down his chest and abdomen as he sits back down.

Host: Brian has the opportunity to leave the studio with true love as he has three of the loveliest Bachelorettes I have ever seen on this show. Brian has come up with a series of questions to ask the ladies Brian the floor is yours.

Brian: The following question is for all three of you. WHO is your favourite CZW Superstar?

Lady 1: My favourite Superstar is the Sexy Rock Icon Johnny Kerosene.

Lady 2: My Favourite Superstar is the Clown The Killer The Saint Eddie Rowan.

Lady 3: I like whichever one has gold around his waist. Gold means money.

Brian: Ladies I can’t help but notice you were all wrong the correct answer was Alan Fiscus.

Host: What?

Brian: I MEAN ME! Whoa, too busy thinking about Alan’s STD’s. Next Question if you could buy any shirt from CZWShop.com who’s would it be.

All three ladies in unison: Brian Blaze’s.

Brian: Exactly correct. Next Question, I’m going to name all four of my opponents and I want you to say something, preferably negative about them. Mountain Man.

Lady 1: Smells like Goat Turd.

Lady 2: Needs to shave.

Lady 3: He lives in the Mountains?

Brian: Good enough I guess. Tim Timmons.

Lady 1: Annoying.

Lady 2: A CZW Original.

Lady 3: Your cousin.

Brian: Two out of three of those answers weren’t negative at all. Lady Number 3 you suck.

Lady 3: I do not!

Brian: What’s that you don’t suck? Losing more points there miss.

The crowd can’t help but laugh at the sexual innuendo as Brian Continues.

Brian: Ryan Shane.

Lady 1: His name is two first names.

Lady 2: He thinks he’s better than me.

Lady 3: He’s kinda cute.

Brian: God damn it, where do you find these people? Brian Kirkland.

Lady 1: Looks like Jesus.

Lady 2: Thinks he’s Jesus.

Lady 3: Jesus is cute!

Host: Well Brian that’s it for Q&A and these ladies did there best to answer these questions for you who are you going to choose?

The spotlight then returns to Brian who is no longer in the Bachelor Zone. The spotlight starts frantically looking and Brian is seen talking with a cute little brunette in the stands and the Host is frantically trying to get Brian back to his seat.

Host: Brian, what are you doing?

Brian: What? I’m talking to this girl? That’s the point of this game isn’t it?

Host: Not at all you’re suppose to pick a girl go in a date and be with the one girl.

Brian: ONE GIRL!

Host: Yeah, that’s the point of dating to be with one girl and only one girl.

Brian then starts getting a look of panic he then runs for the exit as fast as he can abandoning the game and seemingly running for his life as a single man.

Host: Did he just run from the idea of being with one girl for the rest of his life.

Everyone else in the studio nods there head yes as the hose starts sweating even more.

Host: CUT TO COMMERCIAL!

The screen then goes to snow as the scene fades. The scene then reopens and Brian Blaze is standing outside of the Acer Arena. He is staring towards the entrance as he turns around to the camera man filming him.

Brian: Here we are in the land Down Under. People are wondering. People have been contacting me wondering Brian, how does it feel no longer wrestling under the name Beautiful Agony? Brian how does it feel knowing you were in the last ever match for Beautiful Agony? Brian how does it feel knowing you are a quarter of the reason Beautiful Agony died? I’ve heard it all, Eddie “cost us” the man advantage and Johnny Mike and myself were just over matched by the Aggressive little Youths. You know what I say to those people. Yeah, Youthful Aggression KILLED Beautiful Agony. Beautiful Agony is no more.
Brian holds up and looks at his half of the Tag Team Titles.

Brian: Now, here we are. People think I am emotionally unstable after being a cog in the demise of Beautiful Agony. People think that Brian Blaze and Johnny Kerosene aren’t ready to defend there titles so soon. Let along against The Next Generation and RyShane and BK. We have to defend in a triple threat tag team match. The Spectacle aren’t going to defend these belts. The Spectacle aren’t going to remain undefeated. This is it this is the real end of Beautiful Agony. After the Spectacle lose they will disband much like Agony was forced to do. I HEAR IT ALL THE FUCKING TIME! I hear about the funk Brian Blaze is in. I hear that Brian Blaze isn’t capable of defending the title right now. Johnny Kerosene is nothing on his own all he has is Brian Blaze. When I hear shit like that I wanna kick your teeth so far down your throat you have to shove a tooth brush up your ass just to brush them.

Brian lowers his belt as he puts it over his shoulder.

Brian: Yet, here I stand. I am outside of the Acer Arena. I am outside here waiting, waiting to hear the fans chant Spectacle, Spectacle, Spectacle. I am waiting to see Johnny Kerosene crank the amp to eleven right in Timmons’ face. I am anticipating letting BK know who the boss really is. I can’t wait to see Kerosene take a Flying V and hit Mountain Man with it. I am going to take Ryan Shane and show him what Quality Entertainment is. More Importantly The Spectacle are taking The Next Generation and Kirkland and Shane. We’re putting all your asses out in a Blaze of Glory.

Brian: You see Mountain Man. I have nothing against you personally. You’re simply a large man who is going to be in the ring across from me. Oh, and how I bet Timmons is saying to you, “you’re a monster there is no one bigger in this match than you we will dominate.” Mountain Man you’re a tall lad sure. However, I’ve been looking up at challenges my whole life. My whole career has had a Monster amongst men. Hell the current world champion. Was my former Tag Team Partner. He is the biggest monster of all. Mountain Man you truly live to the moniker you have given yourself. You’re a giant Redwood, well I have the axe friend. And I’m yelling Timber.

Brian: Then we have my cousin Tim Timmons. You and I in the same ring is TRULY the best Broken Record CZW has. Every time we get in that ring we tear the building down. Every time we get in that ring we make each other better. Every time we are in that ring we show everyone why we are in CZW! I know exactly what you’re thinking too Timmons. I already took one title from Brian Blaze I can take another. Timmons unfortunately for you I don’t think Jesse Montana is legally allowed in Australia. Also if we go by that logic it was Shane who took your X Title in the Ultimate X so are we saying that Ryan and BK are winning this match Timmons? HELL NO! You’re not winning this match and neither are they. Timmons you beat my last time despite who came out and super kicked my head off. You won, congratulations you beat me one on one. This is just the next chapter in our storied rivalry. With a much more Sleazier ending.

Brian: Brian Kirkland, I’m trying to think of what else I have to say to you. It’s quite obvious the only thing we seemingly have in common is the first name and we all know my naming Brian is not legit. However, we have a lot more in common than you think. For one we both thrive on competition. We both love to compete and we both will do anything and everything it takes to make sure we win our matches. We also refrain from the use of drugs. We are very similar. Hell we use to be friends but everyone knows that story. No body wants to hear about that anymore. What I’m sure is that everyone wants to hear about is how we’re going to tear each other limb from limb. Is how we’re going to make it so neither one of us wrestle again. How we’re going to dismantle one another. Brian I’ve noticed you’re not worth that. You’re not worth any of those things. You’re not worth being dismantled. You’re not worth being dismembered. You’re not worth ruining your career. YOU’RE WORTH A LOT MORE THAN THAT! After this match, you should thank your Straight Edge Gods I let you continue to breath. Brian Kirkland I see you and I see a man who is WASTING HIS TIME trying to change the lives of people. Let people act as stupid as they want to. It’s not your job to police them. It’s your job to go in that ring. Wrestle Brian Blaze and Johnny Kerosene. And be Gracious in Defeat.
Brian: You know, I can’t help but wonder why I always focus on Ryan Shane last. Brian Kirkland is the leader. I don’t hate Ryan Shane any more. In fact Ryan you want me to tell you what I love so you can go and destroy it well man I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUTHFUL AGGRESSION! DO US ALL A FAVOR A DISAPPEAR! Heed my warning, it’s better you do it yourself than have me do it. You se I heard you going on crying over spilled Dr. Pepper again. I mean this time though you got the mop and you cleaned your spill so to speak. You backed up your god damn words. Now you want to end this. You’re not complete unless everything Beautiful Agony is gone. You’re not satisfied unless you take Kerosene and myself out of the picture. You want to rip these belts off of us. You want to silence the Rock Show. You want to take the shine out of the Spectacle. WELL GOOD LUCK! We’ve faced the best of the best in teams and we’ve beaten them all. You know by now that I can’t wait to put the Aggression feather in my cap. To shut you guys up once and for all. To make sure that you people DO NOT LEAVE AUSTRALIA with the Tag Team Titles. The Next Generation, Youthful Aggression, Two teams with everything to gain and nothing to lose. The Spectacle. The team with Everything to lose and nothing to gain. Yet here we stand gentlemen. The Spectacle is going out there giving the Performance of our lives. While we may not be able to top Hatewave we are damn sure going to do everything we can to top it. We’re going to do everything we can to walk out with the tag belts. Bring your Kendo Sticks! Bring your Montana. Bring your Rail…..road…..Spike. No matter what you bring we have one thing on our side that over comes all of those things and more. We have Heart. That is going to propel us over the top. Shane, Brian you and Jakob may have taken the name of Beautiful Agony…..

Brian is then joined by each of his sides by two very attractive girls wearing Beautiful Agony shirts. He is then swarmed with hundreds of CZW fans all of them wearing there Beautiful Agony shirts and carrying Beautiful Agony signs.

Brian: However, the spirit lives on and Johnny and I we’re raising the Spirit on Overdrive.

The fans then break out in a Beautiful Agony chant as Brian can’t help but nods his head in approval as the camera zooms out to try and fit everyone in as the scene fades.
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