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Face the Fear, Face the Reality
Topic Started: Oct 1 2010, 02:15 AM (126 Views)
Mike King
CZW Ultimate Role Player
(The screen opens up with a fade-in from black with

Combat Zone Wrestling, Youthful Aggression and Badd Company Productions presents

The Mike King Show


written on it.

Voice-Over: Welcome to the Mike King Show.

From there the words fade out as the hard rocking opening of "Bad Company“ by Five Finger Death Punch pumping with various CZW shots of Mike King both wrestling in and out of the ring and of various promo shots, with and without his face-paint. This is including recent footage of Mike King beating Kimo Newton and kicking Chris Tolwar out of Combat Zone Wrestling. Before the first verse starts, the video cuts off and King is shown reading a book. As the camera zooms in it is shown to be “The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star” by Nikki Sixx.

Voice-Over: Ladies and gentlemen, Mike King!!!!!

King is still reading his book and does not notice the announcer’s voice calling him out.

Voice-Over: Ladies and gentlemen, Mike King!!!!!

King still does not move and continues to read the book. Amber Wyndham walks over and starts talking to her boyfriend.)

Amber Wyndham: Mike, Mike, Michael.

(King puts down the book.)

Mike King: Huh?

Amber: The show, is starting.

(King wakes out of his trance and stands up to do the intro.)

King: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Mike King Show. “The Mike King Show” which is a weekly web-show on that can be streamed on the CZW website, my own personal website and downloading as a podcast for those of you who have video mp3 players through using iTunes, Zune store, Juice, Zencast or some other podcast aggravator software. With me is the man behind the camera Mitch my producer and the lovely Amber Windham.

Now some of you may ask what happened to Chris Tolwar and to those of you who do, you didn’t watch the last episode of CZW Overdrive. SHAME ON YOU!!!!


(King shakes his index finger at the camera.)

King: Well in case you didn’t, here’s the footage.

(The scene switches to footage of Tolwar vs. Axel St. James from Overdrive.

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Daniels: Tolwar pulls Axel up by the hair, and swinging inverted DDT!!!!

Chris Tolwar: ‘CHIPOLTE!!!!!!!’

Masters: Dear god, really man, I mean really?

Daniels: Tolwar grabs Axel’s right leg and balls up his first, Axel is pleading no, no, but Chris Tolwar is in some short of trance, look at his face.

Masters: He has bad intentions on his mind and by the looks of it Axel St. James is about to be speaking in a higher tone….

Daniels: COCK PUNCH!!!!!!!

CZW Fans: OOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Masters: But Tolwar jumps up holding his hand and shaking it….

Daniels: Axel rolls up, no way he took that with no effect, but look at Chris Tolwar’s hand, he might have broken it or at least some knuckles, he’s holding it at a weird angle…..

Masters: Axel taps his groin, HE’S WEARING A METAL CUP!!!!!!

Daniels: He has that scouted, but Chris Tolwar’s who still is in that trance seems to be blocking out the pain and charges in at Axel, AND AXEL HITS A SUPERKICK TO THE GRILLE OF CHRIS TOLWAR’S FACE AS HE COMES RUNNING IN!!!!!!!

Masters: Chris Tolwar’s neck just snapped back…..

Daniels: Axel walks over and picks up a chair, he sets it up and grabs Chris Tolwar….he hooks him around the neck and flashes a sick smile……THE FUNHOUSE EFFECT DDT ONTO THE CHAIR!!!!!!!!!

Masters: THE SEAT OF THAT CHAIR HAS BEEN CAVED IN BY CHRIS TOLWAR’S FACE!!!!!

Daniels: Axel St. James wipes his face and now has his blood on his hand, he drops down and wipes it across the chest of Chris Tolwar’s and hooks a leg…..
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THREE!!!!!!!!!

*DING DING DING*

Daniels: IT’S OVER AND THAT’S THE END OF CHRIS TOLWAR’S HERE IN THE CZW!!!!!

Masters: That means there will be one more person that my tax money is going to have to pay for!

Jessica Towers: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH……AXEL ST. JAMES!!!!!!!!! And due to this being a Damage Control match, Chris Tolwar’s you’re…..

CZW FANS: FIRED!!!!!!!!

Daniels: Axel rolls out of the ring with his arms raised and is talking junk to Mike King who is climbing into the ring….

Masters: This has to be tough to for Mike King…..

Daniels: Mike King pulls Chris Tolwar’s to his feet, Tolwar’s wobbles a bit but seems to be coming too…..Mike King shrugs his shoulders and METALLICA KICK TO THE FACE OF CHRIS TOLWAR!!!!!!!!!

Masters: What is going on, that’s his protégé!!!!

Daniels: Mike King drops down and starts slapping him across the face and head…..

Mike King: I TOOK YOU UNDER MY WING AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO? THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME? YOU LOST TO THAT GARBAGE?

Daniels: Mike King pulls his protégé up, and runs to the ropes and DRILLS CHRIS TOLWAR’S IN THE FACE WITH THE IC BELT……

Mike King: WE ARE DONE, GOT IT, DONE!!!! I DON’T WANT TO EVER SEE YOU AGAIN, WE! ARE! DONE!

Daniels: I’m at a lose for words right now, Chris Tolwar’s is laying motionless in the ring and Mike King is heading to the back, Chris Tolwar’s has been fired and then his mentor just piled on….

Masters: He got what he deserved, and now Chris Tolwar’s hit the unemployment line and someone get that bum out of the ring!!!!!

King laughs at the footage that is shown of Chris Tolwar’s post firing beat down. Amber joins King in the laughter.)

King: Chris Tolwar you failed me time and time again. You did not win the Bad Ass Invitational and you did not win the HateWave battle royal. You thought that I was not teaching you right and left you, you left yourself and I just stopped caring. I dropped you like a bad habit Tolwar. I Metallica Kicked your selfish ass to the curb. You are a no-talent hack Chris and I got rid of you before you pulled me down to your level. You are an embarrassment and I am glad that you are not my problem anymore.

(King chuckles.)

Amber: Tolwar is definitely the Trojan-enz boner of the year award winner.

(Amber starts laughing now.)

King: Or should we say award weiner.

(King joins Amber in laughter.)

Amber: Yeah he’s just too cocky.

(Amber joins in on the laughter.)

King: Yeah maybe he can become a Private Dick...

(King starts laughing again.)

Amber: Well you know what they say, good men are HARD to find.

(Amber laughs and King no sells it.)

King: No Amber, no. That was a failure of a joke. That was the Chris Tolwar of jokes. Everyone that is watching this is dumber for hearing that. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

(Amber is mad and slaps King.)

Amber: You prick.

(Amber turns and runs away crying with her hands covering up her face. King smirks at his girlfriend.)

King: Heh, she’ll be fine soon enough. Giggity, Giggity, Giggity, Goo.

(King winks at the camera.)

King: But yeah, now that we got all the jokes out of the way today on the Mike King Show it is all about serious stuff. Tonight we are talking about something that rules everyone’s life. We are talking about one of the few things in the world that does not descriminate against anyone. It don’t care if you are white, black, yellow, brown, red, pink, male, female, transgendered, hetrosexual, homosexual, bisexual, try-sexual, asexual, pansexual, homophobic, hetrophobic, young, old, Christian, Jewish, Muslim, atheist, stupid, smart, retarded, quadriplegic, paraplegic or abled-bodied.

Tonight I am talking about fear. Fear is defined as a strong, uncontrollable, unpleasent emotion caused by actual or perceived danger, a phobia, a sense of fear induced by something or someone, and extreme veneration or awe, as towards a supreme being or deity when talking about it as a noun. When used as a verb it means to cause fear: to frighten, to feel fear about something, to venerate, to feel awe towards and to regret.

Now you idiots out there are probably not giving two shits about that but in reality you should. There are many people that say I should fear some wrestlers here in Combat Zone Wrestling. People think I should “fear” Ronnie McNeil, Waylon Krew, Shawn Waters, Derek Damage and Mortius, my opponent this week.

Ronnie McNeil, the returning wrestler to Combat Zone Wrestling. One of my two challengers at Horrorcore. Ronnie has beaten me before and he knows that, but I was weak then. I wasn’t the strong man you see in front of you today. I did not kill mother fuckers and eat them like breakfast at that point. Now I do. I’ve beaten Kimo Newton to show that he cannot hang with me. He don’t want to fight me because HE fears me. Kimo wants to be world champion because he knows that the Intercontinental title is out of reach and I am holding onto it for along time. Kimo’s fear of not beating me drove him bat-shit-crazy and nrealy starting a riot after our last match at HateWave.


(King is handed his CZW Intercontinental title belt and he puts it over his shoulder.)

King: Waylon Krew, Ronnie McNeil come HorrorCore at the end of October, you face a mountain of a challenge in taking my title. You guys are good but I fear that you are not able to hang with me in the ring now. I am not the same man I was when I returned to CZW when we last met Ronnie. NOW I am the showstopper and I am the man people pay to see. I am the one who is the most important champion. Fuck Mortius and his World Title, everyone knows the Intercontinental title’s linage is a running list of the who’s who in CZW history. Ace King, Mack Beaudin, Big Nasty, Kris Kash, Maynard O’Toole, The Jackal, Justin Marsham, El Pablo, Brian Kirkland and myself have all taken part in the IC title’s linage. That linage is set in stone and is not changing anytime soon.

And that brings me to you Shawn, Mr. Money In The Bank...


(King points at the camera.)

King: Shawn you tried to stalk me after I talked to Ryan Lewis when he tried to paparazzi me when I was leaving the venue. Ryan wanted my known thoughts about Chris Tolwar and you stand there when I walk out tapping your briefcase taunting me, stalking me like a lion hunting a gazelle on the Serengeti. Shawn you think like the gazelle fearing a lion, I fear you and your mind games? Well I don’t, I don’t care. To me you are just another psycho seeking the title that I possess. You are the same as Kimo Newton, Waylon Krew and Ronnie McNeil.

And now there stands two men. Two men that are big in CZW. They claim to be bigger than me and I don’t believe that. I don’t believe that either man is more important than the CZW Intercontinental champion. You have first Derek Damage, the owner of Combat Zone Wrestling and second you have Mortius, the World Heavyweight champion of Combat Zone Wrestling.

(King pauses and looks out before continuing.)

King: Mr. Damage, I realize that you had your power questioned by that bitch General Manager that the board hired, Theresa Banes. I understand that and truth be told I hate her guts too. However I’ve kept my mouth shut long enough about how I feel about your new initiative called “Damage Control.” See Mr. Damage I don’t give a damn about what you did to Alan Fiscus. Quite frankly sooner or later, I would have gotten the cahoneys to do it myself. As for Tolwar, I was kicking his ass out of CZW anyway wither he won or lost. Chris Tolwar was an embarrassment to CZW and more importantly, me.

You want to play games with your wrestlers, that’s fine with me. However I am not one who will stand for this. The only people I care about in CZW are Brian Kirkland, Ryan Shane and Jacob Havok. The rest can all fade away for all I care. We are Youthful Aggression, and we are the measuring stick of what it means to be a CZW wrestler. YA has outlasted Beautiful Agony and we forced Mike Monroe’s dream to be crushed, turned into a nightmare and sealed for all eternity. YA is not afraid of extinction because we are the cockroaches of CZW. We don’t get killed off by a nuclear holocaust like Damage Control, we thrive and procreate making the entire world one of us.


(King grins and rubs his intercontinental title belt.)

King: And then we have the “best” for last. Mortius, the World Heavyweight Champion, a pet project of Theresa Banes. You make me sick. You make me want to vomit. The way you returned to Combat Zone Wrestling was repulsive. I am ashamed to be in the same promotion as you for that. You return only ever being a World Tag Team Champion and get a World Title match? A World Title match?

(King kicks over a nearby recycle bin.)

King: Where’s the justice Banes? Tell me, where is it? How can a man who never once made something other than a tag team wrestler get a title match as his return match? That is not fair. I’ve been here for years and I’ve only gotten one, O-N-E one title match during my time here and that was not even 1-on-1. He returns, gets a hero welcome which I might add he didn’t deserve. And at the end of the night, he walks off as the new CZW World Champion and claims that he has a more prestigious title than I?

(King picks up a garbage can and throws it. On impact garbage flies everywhere.)

King: Last time I checked, the CZW Intercontinental title was not won by some scrub who returned that night. It was won by a man who paid for years with blood, sweat, tears and nearly his life time and time again. Mortius have you ever wondered if you would be able to walk again after blood spews out from all over your body? Have you ever pondered that the next move you try would be the last time you could use your legs? Have you ever gotten yourself so beat up that you don’t know what day it was?

Well I have. I have done that all and much, much, more. I was afraid for my own life at times, that’s what drove me to become that monster KING and to embrace it. Until one day that monster nearly killed me. Now I don’t fear anything. I don’t even fear fear itself as the late great President of the United States Franklin Delano Roosevelt said. Instead like his uncle in law the late great President, Theodore Roosevelt, I carry a big stick.


(King pulls out a Singapore Cane from the garbage can.)

King: Mortius at Overdrive, I prove to the world that you are a phony. I prove that you are a paper champion. And most importantly, I prove that being a champion of the continents, is more important than being a champion of the world.

(King starts smacking himself in the head with the cane gradually busting himself open. His blood drips down his face and onto his title belt. King lays down his blood stained title and he looks at it. Amber Wyndham returns and she is scared.)

Amber: Mike, Mike, stop. Please stop.

(King drops the cane as Amber wraps her arms around him. The two of them walk away together. The camera pans in as the scene ends.)
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