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I'm The FN Boss!!; Dark Match RP
Topic Started: Oct 14 2010, 04:41 PM (151 Views)
Boss Hix
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Glass is heard shattering and barely audible shouting can be heard backstage of the set as 'Tear Away' blast over the PA. An infuriated TJ Hix busts through the door still storming around on his cell phone.

"What the fuck do you mean I'm gonna be fired!! You're my fuckin agent, why didn't you keep me updated on this 'Damage Control' bullshit sooner."

"..."

"Hell no I didn't realize my ass would be put on the chopping block. And what's worse...he's trying to fire me off camera!!"

"..."

"Yeah it's bullshit. I swear, if it wasn't for me during CZW's dark days...the fed would have already been shut down. My past experience kept it goin though. I brought a new fire to the tag division. I did what Derek and Jesse never could do...and that was break XTC down. This is fucked up!!"

TJ pauses a moment as if just realizing the audience was staring at him.

"Hey...I'll have to call you back Tony, I have a show to do and a job to save."

Hix hangs up his phone and throws it behind him somewhere...he works up a grin and looks out to the crowd.

"Good evening and welcome to another attempt at reincarnation for the 'Who's The FN Boss' show. Well, as all you fans have seen over the last few weeks...Mr. Geriatric himself has apparently decided to reassert himself into the CZW by force...dropping a bomb shell on all of CZW...called Damage Control. Now, ordinarily, I'm the anti-hero here but you know quite honestly...we've lost a lot of good talent because of this...but eh, they'll be missed. However, he decided to cross the line by putting me into this silliness. I have been on camera and off camera for the CZW, makin sure it stays #1 and now I can lose my job here...and I have to rely on this Caleb Walker fellow to have my back...ha...in my 15+ years in the wrestling world...I've learned one thing. When shit gets tough...you have to take matters into your own hands...and that's exactly what I'm gonna do...I can care less if Caleb Walker comes out with me or not...I'm goin in there and showin the CZW I'm not all talk...and I will laugh and wave as Mr. Campbell and Yoshi are handed the pink slip. Hell, if DD will let me, I'll even sign them for him...then turn around and send Caleb on his way too. You know, it wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the fact that he seems to think so little of me, that my match isn't even broadcasted. I could get fired and none of you all would know the first thing...well, it's time I make myself known...it's time I step up and show them the glory that is The FN Boss TJ Hix."

TJ finally walks over to his desk and sits down.

"Well, now that I've ranted and raved, it's time to get down to business. Now, as you all have noticed, I've not been around a whole lot lately...and when you all have seen me...I've been dealing with Ms. Baines. What can I say...I'm a sucker for a babe with authority...and she's hot too. So hell yeah, there is a war going on...GM versus Owner and battle lines have been drawn...unfortunately...Baines is the only one building her army...while Derek is the one man wrecking crew. He has shown no favorites in all this...he don't give a damn who you are...if you're under Damage Control...you better fuckin bring it. Now, I've worked ass off in the wrestling biz for years...and unfortunately, I haven't really been able to show off my ability here. I'm too busy tryin to get in good with the power...that's just the way I am. They who have the power rule all...and right now...Derek has all the power and he leaves the lovely Ms. Baines quivering in fear. I must say, it pains me to see her like that...but she should have taken my offers more seriously and she may not have been in this situation. Hell, who's to say that a Damage Control Derek Damage versus Theresa Baines isn't in the upcoming future. Well, ordinarily, I g owith the power, but I'm gonna make an exception...just this once...Theresa...you need me...and you know it...so again, my offers on the table. You know how to find me."

TJ smirks before talking again.

"Well, I've rambled some more...but I guess I need to be serious for a moment. TJ Hix and Caleb Walker versus Yoshi Naniwa and Dwayne Campbell...Damage Control. Quite honestly, I don't plan on going anywhere...so the first round is already mine. But in all honesty...Yoshi...you're a joke...we hired you because we needed a filler...nothing more...so you won't be missed...nor do I think anyone really cares if you're fired or not. Just bein honest. Now Dwayne on the other hand. You weren't a bad recruit...but you know...you just weren't what we were lookin for at the time...you did serve your purpose however...but now...it's time we bid you adieu as well. You and Kirkland kept us entertained...but now you just bore us. And even if it is only a special audience appreciation match, it'll be nice to shake some of this ring rust off. I can show you two fools...exactly why I'm called the Fuckin Boss TJ Hix. And you know what...it's gonna be fun. With or without a partner...I can care less. One things for sure...when I finish the match...heh...I will be giving 'Seek New Employment' a whole nother meaning. I love it. I am the greatest...it must suck to be you. The time is ticking down and every second counts to you...because...in a matter of 3 seconds...your entire life and career will be crushed right before your eyes...and your family will weep for you as the pink slips are handed to you. Daddy's career is over...and right back to the unemploymet line they will go. Hell, you'll be lucky if Wal~Mart hires you as a people greeter. I said it from day one upon entrance into the CZW...I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to crush hopes and dreams. And I'm here to destroy careers. Heh, I get to do both in only a matter of days. Peace, I'm outta here!!"

The lights go out as the camera fades.
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