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Kobe Spectacle; OD RP BB
Topic Started: Nov 11 2010, 06:01 PM (153 Views)
Brian Blaze


The scene opens with Brian Blaze opening his eyes. His head is firmly rested against a pillow as he brings his arm up to scratch his head.

Brian: Oh man Johnny, I had the craziest dream. I dreamt all the Damage Control Losers came out at the end of Horrorcore and beat the crap out of the better half of CZW with weapons and everything that could. After I lost a one on one match to Shawn Waters. Man, craziness……. Johnny?

Brian then starts to look around. The camera zooms out and shows Brian is resting in a hospital bed with Johnny in the bed beside him.

Brian: GOD DAMN IT! They're never just dreams, they've always happened. Remember that night we found the horny rhinoceros?

The nurse then gets a confused and troubled look on her face as she looks at Brian who simply winks at her and she starts to blush.

Johnny: Leave it to you to get a girl from completely grossed out to interested in you.

Brian: These eyes are serious weapons you know.

Johnny: Serious enough for us to retain our Tag Team Titles?

Brian: What are you talking about?

Johnny: Well, we are defending out Tag Team Titles on the first night of the Japan tour against Rosman Ballard and Waylon Krew. ALSO Fire and Ice.

Brian: Fire and Ice? Dungeons and Weed whackers? NONE OF THEM DESERVE THAT. Well maybe Shawn since he beat me. However THAT IS IT!

Johnny: Are they known as Dungeons and Weed Whackers?

Brian: No I just made that up. They can have it though on the house. I'm that freaking nice.

Johnny: Well either way we have the Triple Threat Tag Team match defending our belts.

Brian: Which clearly means that Shawn and Krimzon are the ones behind the attack. Taking us out to try and weaken the competition.

Johnny: That's a great thought not at all. Krimzon and Shawn were getting there tails whipped while we were as well. So that lead is busted.

Brian: Very crafty they are, sacrificing there own well being by getting assaulted to weaken there competition. I see what they are up to. Those two are never up to any good.

Johnny: BRIAN! That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Shawn and Krimzon would not do that Shawn has the momentum after beating you this could be bad.

Brian: I don't see why Shawn and Krimzon would even want the belts. Krimzon will just lose it on his first defence anyways.

Johnny: YEAH YOU DID!

The two men then high five each other, then after the high five both men groan loudly from the pain that are in as they continue talking.

Johnny: Besides that, we have to go into this match, also do fans still hate me?

Brian: Do fans still hate me?

Johnny: Yeah, I mean you spent the entire Australian tour getting hated it feels like. How are we going to regain the steam and positivity of this Spectacular team?

Brian: Well that won’t be hard because everyone knows Japanese people hate Australians.

Johnny: Really?

Brian: No, I have no idea if that is true or not but you need not worry I have the perfect plan for this that will have Japan screaming our names uncontrollably. We'll be the biggest team in Japan once I am done with this.

Johnny: Sounds good man, now only if we weren't in these hospital beds.

Brian: Hey! Maybe the beat down happen and us in the hospital is simply a dream.

Suddenly you see a bed pan go flying and hit Brian in the face. Brian yells out a loud ow as he rubs his head.

Brian: That better not have been full or I'll kick your ass once I'm out of this bed man.

Johnny can't help but laugh as Brian continues to rub the side of his head as the scene fades.

The scene reopens with a bunch of Japanese fans in what appears to be a gym, a high school gym. They are all sitting in chairs looking at a stage which has a big screen and projector set up. The projector then turns on as it shows nothing but you can hear a voice over.

Voice over: A man who is loved by millions in Japan. He got his start here. He made a name here. He is the Hardcore Icon, he is one of the most successful new comers in CZW history. He is absolutely one of the most Ultra Violent people ever. This is where it all started for him. He is BUZZSAW!

The people in the gym start screaming and cheering uncontrollably. These are the best wrestling fans in the world and they are showing there love and respect to a slide show of some of Buzzsaw's greatest wrestling moments in CZW and in Japan. Then the slide show ends and Buzzsaw walks onto the stage. He has a cue card in his hand and waves to the people attending the small ceremony as he walks up to the podium set up.

Buzzsaw: HELLO KOBE JAPAN!

The fans go nuts as a Buzzsaw chant echoes throughout the gym. Buzzsaw is clearly the biggest draw on this tour and it is showing right here as the fans finally quiet down. Then Buzzsaw starts reading from the cue card.

Buzzsaw: Kobe, as you know I started my career here in Japan. I love you all very much as you all have given me love back. However, you know who I don't love, Rosman Ballard, Waylon Krew, Shawn Waters or Krimzon Blaze. None of these people are loved by me and there fore they should not be loved by you.

The people in Japan start a Rosman, Waylon, Shawn and Krimzon suck chant as Buzz continues to read.

Buzzsaw: However, there is a great time coming on the stage who is great. There is a great team coming to talk to you that you should all show complete love for. These two I would consider my friends. The Spectacle, Johnny Kerosene and Brian Blaze!

Johnny and Brian now walks onto the stage both of them wearing shirts that read Buzzsaw's Friend! The two men are waving and blowing kisses to the fans. A huge Spectacle chant breaks out as the both shake hands with Buzzsaw and the three men all pose for photos and the fans continue to cheer as Johnny grabs the microphone.

Johnny: KOBE JAPAN, SCREAM IF YOU LOVE SPECTACLE!

The fans all start screaming as Brian and Johnny high five.

Johnny: We have to thank our FRIEND BUZZSAW for coming out here tonight to talk to you all with us!

The fans all cheer again as Brian and Johnny both shake hands with Buzzsaw.

Johnny: However, you know who isn't as close with Buzzsaw as we are? Rosman Ballard and Waylon Krew. You see Dungeons and Weed Whackers have gone on record to say that they don't even hang out with Buzzsaw. Why would you people cheer for people who don’t like your hero? YOU WOULDN'T! Dungeon and Weed Whackers are trying to step in the ring and beat friends of Buzz's and they will fail because we know we'll have the same love and support you all give to Buzzsaw!

The fans cheer again as a Buzzsaw and Spectacle chant breaks out. Brian then goes over and grabs the microphone. He throws his hands in the air as he rubs his chest where the words Buzzsaw's friend reads and he starts to speak.

Brian: Not only is Dungeons and Weed Whackers not friends with Buzzsaw. However, I also heard that Shawn Waters and Krimzon Blaze went on to say they HATE Buzzsaw and we have the proof behind it if you will.

The fans in the gymnasium boo as the screen turns on and it shows Brian Blaze dressed up as Shawn Waters, and apparently Shawn dresses up like the Crocodile hunter because that is who Brian looks like. He is talking to Johnny Kerosene who is on his knees and wearing a lot of plaid and bandanas and beaters and dressed up as Krimzon Blaze.

Brian: Krimzon Mate! Ya know which bloke I think is just dreadful. Buzzsaw. He's not as cool as us Aussie's and Mexicans and he smells like Koala's, Wallaby's, Kangaroo's OY OY OY!

Johnny: OH yeah Holmes, He's super lame essay.

The screen then shuts off as the people in the gymnasium boo and start yelling profanities about Krimzon and Waters as Brian can't help but smile and even laugh at some of the Profanities.

Brian: I'm pretty sure it's a good thing you yelled that in Japanese or CZW would be cancelled. Yeah CZW of all things would get cancelled! Therefore we should forget everything I did in Australia and go forward realizing not only are Brian Blaze, Johnny Kerosene and The Spectacle the best people in CZW. We are also best friends with BUZZSAW!

The fans all cheer uncontrollably as the three men are at the edge of the stage posing for photos and signing autographs for the people in the gymnasium as the scene fades.

The scene then reopens with The Spectacle still wearing Buzzsaw's Friend shirts each. They are sitting in a locker room with the NEW CZW World Heavyweight Champion Eddie Rowan who is wearing a black shirt with the words World Belt in gold and a big gold arrow pointing down at his actual world belt.

Brian: Mr. Rowan, congratulations on finally becoming the CZW World Heavyweight Champion.

Rowan: It feels like this belt was bade to be around my waist, and since we can adjust the way the belt fits it always will feel that way.

Johnny: Yeah having gold around our waist is nothing short of sweetness. Maybe that's why the fired guys came in and attacked us. They're all jealous of our title belts.

Brian: If that's the case then why in the hell would they attack everyone else on the active roster.

Johnny: Excellent point, so what do we make of these attacks.

Brian: If all the unemployed and not doubt officially smelly since they are unemployed and assumed homeless want to come in and attack us then let them attack us. They will have another thing coming the next time around we'll all be ready.

Eddie: Very true, I don't know where this is going however, we all need our revenge for those attacks and if they think that what they did to us was bad wait until we all go out and get our revenge.

Johnny: Couldn't have said it any better myself the only real advantage they have is that maniacal ass Fiscus is in charge.

Brian: The clown himself. Hey is Ronald McFiscus wants a fight then it'a fight he's going to get we're all ready for him and his band of misfit losers.

Eddie: Yes, however the bright side is we're all champions here! We can all do stuff that no other champions can do... Like...

Johnny: Hmmm,

Brian: TITLE FIGHT!

Then it shows Eddie as he is hit in the chest with Brian Blaze's tag team title. Eddie then retaliates but Brian does a somersault thing over his chair avoiding the flying world title and Johnny's tag team title. The men all spread out as Eddie is holding Brian's Tag Title as Brian has the World Title and the other half of the tag belts. The three men are all staring each other down not sure who is going to make the first move when the door opens and El Pablo walks in the door.

Pablo: Hey Guys....

Pablo is then knocked on his ass after all three title belts hit him in the chest sending him to the floor. Johnny Eddie and Brian all get up and laugh as El Pablo gets back to his feet.

Pablo: Awe, a Title fight and I missed it! Damn it!

Brian: Ha ha anyways Johnny and I have to go to a Japanese Press Conference to help promote Overdrive. We'll see you guys later.

Brian and Johnny go up and grab there tag belts as they leave the locker room. Eddie waves to the guys as he is hit in the face with his World Title by EP who laughs and then starts to run as Eddie grabs his be;t and also starts running as the scene fades.

The scene then reopens as there is a huge number of CZW fans outside of the Kobe Green Arena where there is a small stage set up. On that stage is a table with two seats and a bunch of microphones as the Spectacle go up on the stage as the fans erupt as the two chants break out. One chant being the obvious Spectacle chant and the other chant is the new and no doubt most popular chant ever Buzzsaw's friends! The two men can't help but laugh as they place there belts on the table both still wearing there awesome shirts as they are ready for there press conference.

Reporter: Yes, the first leg of the Japanese tour features a very great card how do you two feel about being involved on this card.

Johnny: Oh, Herro. Ching pow, bong ding pow ching. Ching Chongalee.

Brian: What the hell?

Johnny: I'm speaking Japanese, being a global rockstar you have to learn how to speak other languages.

Brian: Yup, you sure can. Anyways, what I think my partner in crime here has said was that we are ecstatic to be here in Japan and bring our undefeated ways to Japan. We get to bring the best wrestling in the world over here to the Orient and put on a show for you great Japanese fans.

The fans cheer as the cheer is so loud it cuts Brian off as he has to wait for it to die down.

Brian: This is a great opportunity for everyone here on the roster to come over here and entertain you fans and we intend on doing that the only way we know how. Winning tag team matches and keeping these tag team titles!

Reporter: Fire and Ice are obvious contenders for the belt it would seem after Shawn Waters beat you at Horrorcore. Now, the new team of Waylon Krew and Rosman Ballard have been added to the match. Does this provide a challenge to you two as a team.

Johnny: Oh, Ching a ling pow dong. Ring do pow chong ding dong pow!

Brian: Well my partner here and I both realize that Rosman Ballard and Waylon Krew are both find competitors. How well they mesh as a team is something to be seen but both have been very impressive in there short time here in CZW so it will be interesting to see what they bring to the table.

Johnny: Rosman Barrard, vewy Herro. Ding pow ching chong pow chong ching ching.

Brian: Yeah. Rosman as we all know is a big fan of Dungeons and Dragons. I'm also sure if he could he'd banish us to the forbidden forest of Mazarot or turn us into elves or whatever it is people do in Dungeons and Dragons. However, his love of this mystical game doesn't take away from what he can do in that ring. He's been waiting for an opportunity like this his whole career and he finally has is here in CZW and has a chance to dethrone the top dogs in the tag team division and Rosman has the tools to do something.

Johnny: Wayron Krew, Ching Chingolee ding kung pow chicken.

Brian: Yes, ummm. Damn you're racist.

Johnny: Eh, whatever.

Brian: However Waylon Krew is a weed whacking son of a gun. We all know how much the Japanese love the Extreme, Hardcore, Death Matches!

The Japanese fans in attendance scream there approval as they all cheer.

Brian: Much like a certain man, one by the name of BUZZSAW!

The fans at the press conference go insane as they let out a big Buzzsaw chant as Brian can’t help but smile as he waits what feels like forever.

Brian: Exactly, there is nothing stopping Waylon Krew from taking this match and making it as extreme as he wants. CZW doesn't believe in Disqualifications and Waylon Krew takes complete advantage of that. He could easily be the toughest guy in this match with the stuff he’ll do to you and with all the damage and chaos he can take. He will definitely bring in the chairs, light tubes, kendo sticks, anything and everything to make him in his element and if that occurs than this could be the event where Dungeons and Weed Whackers makes there stamp on CZW!

Reporter: Next you have Fire and Ice, a team who have held the CZW Tag Team titles before and now have a chance to be two time Tag Team champions.

Johnny: Oh Krimzon Braze. Vewy ching chong. Kung pow a roo. Ching ding pow chicken.

Brian: Does Krimzon Blaze honestly need another title? I love the kid he's fantastic we've had some great teams and some awesome battles and the kid has seemingly won every title ever only to go on and never successfully defend. I mean if it wasn't for me doing a run in then eventually knocking him out during his first TV Title match then he might have lost to Rob Wright and his Gay Lover Manager. Krimzon Blaze wins this match hypothetically, then he'll just go on and lose it the very next match. Krimzon Blaze is a fantastic wrestler. NO ONE in CZW has more heart than he does. Krimzon Blaze is NOT going to beat me for a title. I only beat him for titles. Krimzon Blaze is not going to top me and Shawn Waters is not going to beat me again.

Johnny: Shawn Waters, Herro, vewy uhh Godzirra.

Brian: Your Racism is astounding.

Johnny: Domo Arigato.

Brian: Wow, it took you long enough to finally say something actually Japanese.

Johnny: Japanese! I thought I was speaking Chinese!

Brian: You WERE SPEAKING JIBBERISH!

Johnny: Oh well Sorry Brian Braze!

Brian: Riigghhtt.

Johnny: Anyways, you were talking about the Australicans.

Brian: AUSTRALICANS NICE!

The two men then high five as the people at the conference can't help but laugh as Brian continues.

Brian: Shawn Waters, I won't say you got lucky. I won't say your win was a fluke like a certain relative of mine. Shawn Waters in Australia you beat me in a one on one match 1 2 3 in the middle of that ring. That was Horrorcore! The was then. This is now. We're in a different continent. This is a different country. THIS IS JAPAN BITCH!

The people all cheer as a Spectacle chant breaks out and a reporter stands up.

Reporter: Brian, before you continue did I see you in a Ruby Production video.

Brian: Was that video how to have sex with twelve sexy Japanese girls featuring Brian Blaze?

Reporter: YOU WERE IN THAT!

Brian: Yes I'll autograph copies of that after this press conference.

Reporter: Alright, sweet.

Brian: Anyways, where was I? Oh yes, Shawn Waters. What you did at Horrorcore was left at Horrorcore. You see Brian Blaze and Johnny Kerosene we just don't lose. We won't lose. We refuse to lose. Shawn Waters if you think momentum is going to help take you and the Mexican over the top than you are incredibly delusional. Granted we are all still in bad shape following the assault from the CZW Fired losers. However there are no excuses for anyone going into this match. At the end of the day the same thing is going to happen that always happens. Brian Blaze, and Johnny Kerosene….

Johnny: Buzzsaw's best friends!

Brian: Correct Buzzsaw's best friends. Are going into the beautiful Kobe Green Arena. We're going to put on a Spectacle worthy of the Japanese. Then we're going to walk out of the Kobe Green Arena with out Tag Team Titles still around our waist. Rosman Ballard, Waylon Krew, Shawn Waters, and Krimzon Blaze. You are ALL going to go out in a Blaze of Glory!

Johnny: CHING CHONGOLEE!

Brian: Now who wants there porno's autographed!

A huge lineup starts to form at the base of the stage as Brian walks over with a sharpie and starts signing porno's and Johnny is also signing some Beautiful Agony shirts and Johnny Kerosene CD's as the scene fades.
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