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Curses, Renegades and Street Fights, OH MY!; MK Show for 11/11/10
Topic Started: Nov 11 2010, 06:11 PM (100 Views)
Mike King
CZW Ultimate Role Player
(Mike King is on a stretcher headed to backstage grasping his throat. He is helpless as the paramedics rush him to an ambulance after being choked out by Chris Tolwar after Eddie Rowan defeated Mortius to become the new CZW World Heavyweight Champion. King is semi-conscious due to choke out by his former protege. King is trying to get off of the gurney but he is being held back down by the paramedics. Ryan Shane, Eddie Rowan and others shown being rushed to the back on stretchers too as King is subdued.)

Paramedic #1: Hurry, hurry this guy needs to go to the Hospital stat. He is not breathing.

Paramedic #2: We are out of ambulances.

Paramedic #1: What, how did we run out so fast?

Paramedic #2: The attack. We got 5 more coming for everyone. Put him in the first available ambulance.

(As the second paramedic says that, another ambulance arrives to the scene.)

Paramedic #1: OK we got one, load him up.

(King is rushed into an ambulance and the scene fades out as the doors close and the ambulance speeds off from the scene.

The scene fades back in with King shown looking even more disheveled than he normally is. He is not looking at the camera. He is just looking down at the ground.)

Mike King: Survival of the fittest, a term coined by Herbet Spencer and popularized by Charles Darwin after his research trip to the Galapogos Islands. It refers that those who are best adapted to their habitat will survive. That is why I am here and others are not. But there is a downside. See, that also makes people desperate. Desperate times call for desperate measures and the Combat Zone became a war zone. On All Hallow's Eve, Sunday October 31, 2010, Damage Control blew up in Derek Damage's face thanks to Alan Fiscus. Heh, I knew all along...

(Even though King is not facing the camera you can tell he is smirking.)

King: I knew it all along that Damage Control was a bad idea. I knew that it would end up turning into a monster. And nobody listened.

(King pauses for a moment to move a strand of hair from in front of his face.)

King: And I am glad that it blew up on his face. When Sam Attic, Jeran Hudson, Justin Marsham, Evan Tyler, Kyle Riley, Kimo Newton, Godzilla Sawyer, Jesse Montana, Jacob Havok, Mountain Man, TJ Hix and others including even my brother Brian Kirkland and my former protege Chris Tolwar were parts of the army that wanted to take back Combat Zone Wrestling. I am not surprised in the least that this happened. This was avoidable if Derek Damage never enacted Damage Control. For each and everyone of them, this is their livelihood. You take away the way a man makes his living, you are asking for trouble. I am not surprised that Alan Fiscus lead the group, Sam Attic, Jesse Montana, Kimo Newton, TJ Hix and Jeran Hudson followed suit.

(King pauses for a second as he tries to find the words to say.)

King: I deserved what I got from Chris Tolwar, I was a douche-bag to him when he needed guidance. However I turned away and dropped him like a bad habit. Hindsight 20-20, I made a mistake but at the time I thought I did the best thing I could for me and for him.

(King bows his head.)

King: Now I realize it was best for him but not me.

(King runs one of his hands through his head pausing for a moment.)

King: People say this is the darkest day in the Combat Zone. I agree. People say this is the most brutal attack in the Combat Zone. I agree. People say that was a day that will live in infamy and I can see their point but I am wait and see on the whole deal. People say that Alan Fiscus is the most evil man in Combat Zone Wrestling.

(King finally turns fully and faces the camera.)

King: I disagree. I disagree that Alan is the most vile human being in Combat Zone Wrestling. There is a man who is more evil than Alan is. There is a man who is a sick individual who was not eliminated due to the Damage Control initiative. There is a man who was beaten up by those who were fired due to Damage Control that is more evil than all of them involved. This man may shock you, it may not but you all know him well. Of late he has become an infamous man in CZW. Sure people can say Alan has done some of the most vile acts in CZW history. His brutal attack on me in Buffalo, hanging Brian Kirkland on a cross in Buffalo the same day but never once stabbed his brothers in the back. Alan just ran away like the coward that he is, when his friends needed him. He ran away when I came back looking for revenge because he is afraid of me. Sure has done all that in his career, but he never once looked his brother in the eye, pulled a knife out and stab them in the back at the same time like you have Ryan Shane. He let his cousin Garrett get a free pass while you and I were laid out with the rest of CZW and his brother Sam Attic was aligned with him.

(King pauses and there is a fire burning inside of him.)

King: Ryan Shane, you are the real enemy of the state in CZW, not Alan Fiscus. Forget about what people say about that no good yellow-belly sap-sucking coward, you are the sickest son of a bitch in the locker room. You turned your back on family and thought nothing of it. Your act of treason to the brotherhood of Youthful Aggression should have thrown you out of the locker room which is apathetic to you and your sins right now because of the actions of the fired renegades of CZW's past. Right now they see it as, "you are not as big of a threat to CZW as Alan Fiscus and his band of renegades so why worry about a backstabber that got beat up by one?"

(King smirks before continuing.)

King: But I see through the lies. I see the truth when I look at you Ryan. You turned your back on me before, why wouldn't you do it again? Why wouldn't you turn your back on Combat Zone Wrestling to join Alan's band of renegades? Why would you help CZW when your only enemy in the Renegades is Brian Kirkland? Ryan, you made yourself a man without an island besides your stupid followers.

(King pauses as he chokes on his words.)

King: However I was most surprised that Brian Kirkland was there too.

(King takes a deep breath before continuing.)

King: See, I knew Brian would beat up that turncoat Ryan Shane. Not God, not Jesus Christ, not Allah, not Satan, not Damien, not Lucifer, not Zeus, not Jupiter, not Pluto, not Hades, not the Sun God, not the God of War, none of them could have stopped him from doing what he did to that coward. Brian told me he was going to do what he did and not why. I thought I knew that it was just about Ryan beating him up after he got fired and that may be a part of the reason, but it wasn't the whole reason like I thought it was.

(King pauses again and puts his hands in front of his face and turns towards the camera.)

King: I guess he knew that I wouldn't believe that he would align with the likes of Alan Fiscus and Jesse Montana.

(King drops his hands and moves so he still does not face the camera again.)

King: I don't care that he did it. I just want to know why. Why did you side with long-time enemies like Alan and Jesse Brian? Why would you side with guys who were kicking the crap out of your brother Brian? Why did you not care that Chris Tolwar was getting his revenge on me dumping him due to his lack of success? Why did you that Brian, why?

(King kicks a near by chain link fence still facing away from the camera.)

King: I want answers Brian, if not at Overdrive, soon.

(King pauses once again.)

King: Chris Tolwar, I've talked about him and he did what he had to but either way he will fail. I taught him everything he knows, but not everything I know. In a match, I will beat your ass from pillar-to-post and back again. You soon will feel my wrath.

(King takes a breath before continuing.)

King: Ryan Shane, don't think that I am done with you because I am not. I am not done with you in the least Shane, with your selfish actions, you have out stayed your welcome and I am the welcoming committee. Shane, there are ways for dealing with people like you who steal something from them and laugh about it. This is even though I did get solace in the fact that you did not win the title and Ronnie McNeil did.

(King turns away from the camera again and reaches into his trenchcoat and reaches for something.)

King: And Ronnie, I am not done with you and I will be after my title. The one that Ryan Shane stole from me and gave to you.

(King pulls out a machete.)

King: This right here is one of my favorite weapons, the machete. This is better to use than some switchblade. Sure a switchblade is good for using to stab someone when they least expect it, but when they expect it like I did, I want the size of this machete. And Shane, soon enough this machete with your name on it will be done waiting for you and will come for you. Mark my words Ryan Shane, you are a dead man walking.

(King takes the machete and throws it. It lands on a dartboard with Shane's picture on it. It takes Shane's head clear off. King smirks at the damage it caused.)

King: That was awesome, but THIS is the Mike King Show.

(The screen opens up with a fade-in from black with

Combat Zone Wrestling and Badd Company Productions presents

The Mike King Show

written on it.

Voice-Over: Welcome to the Mike King Show.

From there the words fade out as the hard rocking opening of "Bad Company“ by Five Finger Death Punch pumping with various CZW shots of Mike King both wrestling in and out of the ring and of various promo shots, with and without his face-paint. This is including recent footage of Mike King beating Kimo Newton and Mortius, kicking Chris Tolwar out of Combat Zone Wrestling and the fatal four way from Horrorcore. Before the first verse starts, the video cuts off revealing King still laughing about throwing the machete at Shane's picture on a dartboard.

Voice-Over: Ladies and gentlemen, Mike King!!!!!

King is ready to speak again.)

King: This is the Mike King Show for November 8, 2011. The Mike King Show is a video podcast that is available for streaming on my website, the CZW website and for downloads through various podcast aggravater software and music stores that support podcasting such as iTunes, Zune Store, Zencast and others. Tonight on the Mike King show, we will talk about the fallout from CZW Horrorcore, my future in Combat Zone Wrestling and delve into the Mike King Mailbag. And at no point during the webcast I will not stoop to the level of cheap 3-D tricks.

(King looks around and waits for some sort of shenanigan to happen but it does not.

King: Guess that's not happening. Oh well. Let's get down to business.

(King brushes his hair back again.)

King: Now first things first, a lot of people including Jessica from Buena Park, California, Ben from Massapequa, New York, Evil Spiderman, Meggan from Pamona, California, Brian from Charlotte, North Carolina, Jack from Tuscon, Arizona and Stephanie from Laughlin, Nevada, e-mailed me about a Horrorcore "curse" that I have. See the background for this is in 2008 I walked into Horrorcore as CZW Hardcore Champion to take on Brian Kirkland and Tim Timmons. Timmons got support from Mike Luthers and Jace Johnson. Now if you do not realize who those two are, don't worry I do not know who they were either. They left not too long after they debuted. In the end Luthers and Johnson cheated to help Timmons win the title and become the first and only two-time CZW Hardcore Champion. Now two years later at the second CZW Horrorcore pay-per view event, I defend the CZW Intercontinental Championship against Ronnie McNeil, Ryan Shane and Waylon Krew. Once again I lose the title I walked into Horrorcore with. Now do I think there is a curse...

(King pauses to think for a moment.)

King: No.

(King laughs the idea of a curse off.)

King: I think that the idea of curses are for losers who do not want to face reality. Curses are for people who cannot look themselves in the mirror and realize that they are pathetic, that they suck and that they should take a 9mm, stick it in their mouths and blow their fucking brains out. There are popular curses that I can use as proof of this.

The Boston Red Sucks... I mean, the Boston Red SOX had the "Curse of the Bambino." This curse comes from the Red Sox trading George Herman Ruth otherwise known as "Babe" Ruth to the New York Yankees in 1920. they blamed the curse as the reason that they could not win a World Series for almost a century. This includes the worst World Series ever the 1986 series between them and my brother's favorite team the New York Mets with the famous Bill Buckner non-catch. Sadly this curse was broke in 2004 when the Boston Red Sox finally beat my beloved New York Yankees in the American League Championship Series and then went on to beat the St. Louis Cardinals in the World Series.

The Chicago Cubs they have the "Curse of the Goat." It comes from when an owner of the Billy Goat Tarvern, Billy Sainis was unruly and asked to leave a World Series game in 1945. He was mad and stated "Them Cubs, they aren't gonna win no more," they went from 2-1 over the Detroit Tigers to lose 4-3. And to this date, they have not won another World Series. This includes the Steve Bartman incident during game 6 of the 2003 National League Championship Series. Numerous times Cub fans have brought goats to games or slaughtered them as an offering to lift the curse and they never worked.

The city of Buffalo is said to have a curse about winning sports titles. The Andretti family and their race team, Andretti Autosports as well as Newman-Haas Racing of the Indy Racing League is said to have a curse of winning the Indianapolis 500 and if a Andretti driver happens to win the most prestigious race in all of motor sports, they also win the IRL title only to defect to rival Chip Ganassi Racing the next season. There's the Curse of the Black Sox for the Chicago White Sox based on the Black Sox scandal of the 1919 World Series that took down Shoeless Joe, but it was broken when they won the 2005 World Series. The Madden Curse about the football player on the cover of Madden NFL Football that he gets injured during the season or under-performs. I can go on forever.


(King pauses and takes a sip of water.)

King: See they believe in curses because it is a way to hide from the fact that they suck. Me, I am not a believer in curses. Curses are for the weak and I am not weak. Ryan Shane may claim that I am weak, that I am a puppet but he is wrong. I believe the first time I got robbed and the second time, I got beat straight up to a respectable individual in Ronnie McNeil. Come to think of it, I don't believe in Ryan Shane. After all, his name is "The Straight Edge Curse," and I did say that I do not believe in curses.

(King chuckles at the irony of what he said.)

King: Now as for Ronnie McNeil, good old R-Mac, the new Intercontinental Champion of the Combat Zone, the man who "beat" the champion. Let me just say that you did pin the champion but you did not beat the champion. You pinned me after Ryan Shane flattened me with the Murder Scene. You then took him out with the Flawless Cutter.

(King's demeanor changes from jovial to angered.)

King: My question is how can you sleep at night knowing that you did not beat the champion, you stole the title from him? Tell me Ronnie, how can you live with the fact that you are a champion that does not deserve to be champion. You are just like Mortius, you return from nowhere and take spots from guys who deserve it. You two make me sick. You can't even win titles on your own and instead you just slide through. Mortius did at HateWave and at Horrorcore, you did the same. I want my rematch and I want it soon.

Now Mortius, good old Mortius...


(King smiles.)

King: I am glad you are not a champion right now. You never deserved to be in a main event in the first place, let alone be the CZW World Heavyweight Champion. You know who did?

(King pauses and points to himself.)

King: I did. I have only had one shot at the CZW World Heavyweight title in my CZW career that actually happened. I know some smart fan will say "What about 'Reunited We Stand,' you were suppose to face off with Ace King, Alan Fiscus, The Jackal, Krimzon Blaze, Matt Covey, Rob Wright and Cage Stryker in the Elimination Chamber?" I was suppose to but I did not wrestle but had to pull out due to surgery, so fuck you mark!

(King's face is filled with rage again.)

King: Mortius, you should be at the bottom of the barrel right now and work your way back up to the top. You should have to go back to the dark matches and work your way through each and every title belt like I have. But instead, you were handed a chance to be the number one contender to Eddie Rowan if you beat El Pablo and Buzzsaw? Where's the justice with this? Two of the men in this match do not deserve a shot. You, Mortius and Buzzsaw are not worthy of the chance to be the number one contender to the World Champion. I beat your ass to prove that I am better than you when you get a chance at a title shot and I don't get a crack at the title? What is with this place?

(King is angered heavily by being passed up again.)

King: This brings me to my question of the week. Why did people rebel for losing their jobs, if I were in there shoes I would have left here.

(King pauses and realizes he went off the rails. He takes a few moments to regain his composure.)

King: Anyway back to the topic at hand, Mortius. You are lucky and soon enough, your luck will run out like sand in an hourglass. But now it's time for the Mike King Mailbag...

(King's technical producer Mitch, is now giving King his laptop.

Voice-Over: Now it is time for the Mike King Mailbag.

King opens up the laptop and opens up his e-mail. He looks annoyed and shakes his head due to some of the questions he was sent as Mitch walks off-screen.)

King: Thanks Mitch. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Mike King Mailbag on the Mike King Show.

(King looks at the camera and dramatic music plays for a quick 5 second sting.)

King: Our first question is from Jessica from San Diego, California. Jessica writes, "What do you think are the chances of Chris Tolwar returning? I really enjoyed him and thought he was sexy."

(King shakes his head.)

King: First off, Chris Tolwar is NOT and I repeat, NOT "sexy." Chris Tolwar is a goof-off douchecanoe that deserved to be kicked out of Combat Zone Wrestling. Until Horrorcore, I would have never expected him to return to CZW but alas he has. You should be happy about that.

(King rolls his eyes before reading the next e-mail.)

King: Next, we got Jeffery from Murder... I mean Motor City, Michigan. And no people, I don't think this is a giraffe. So don't e-mail me about how you don't wanna grow up because you are a Toys-r-us kid. Now that we got that out of the way, Jeffery writes "I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead."

(King facepalms himself.)

King: This has to be the worst e-mail I have ever gotten and I love Dug the Dog from Disney-Pixar's Up. I am not sure if this is a rip on El Pablo or not but really Jeffery, get a life or get shot up in the Murder City.

(King shakes his head as he brings up the next e-mail.)

King: Alright, now that Jeffery the worst e-mailer to the Mike King Mailbag is done, we got Willa from Walla-Walla, Washington. Willa writes, "What was the most important moment of your career?"

(King smiles.)

King: We have gone from the worst question ever, to the best in the matter of a click. My most important moment is very tough to determine. I mean beating the late, great Jeff-X for the WIF Xtreme Title was huge, beating Dan Sanders and Parker Rogue for the WIF Global Heavyweight title was also big for me, but I would say my Intercontinental title reign in Combat Zone Wrestling has meant the most to me. I did that drug free and it helped me become the 5th best CZW wrestler according to title reigns. That is a huge honor to be among El Pablo, Brian Blaze, Alan Fiscus and Brian Kirkland.

(King pauses for a second and gets his next e-mail ready while doing that.)

King: OK, maybe not Alan Fiscus but the rest is a respectable group of wrestlers to be in the same group with. Now we have Matthew from Westchester, Pennsylvania. Matthew writes "Do you think Ryan Shane got the best of you when he helped Ronnie McNeil win the Intercontinental Championship from you and what do you think about facing him off in a street fight at Overdrive?"

(King pauses.)

King: Well Matthew, in this game of chess between us, he has made several quick strikes against me. Perhaps he has struck too quickly at me. See in chess it is all about formulating a plan of attack and executing said plan. What Shane has done thus far is taken a few pawns and a bishop. The game is still fresh and young. And I've noticed that now is the time for me to strike. He has used Amber and the title to his advantage but now I don't have either. Until my issue with Shane is dead and gone, Amber will not be at my side, and nor is the CZW Intercontinental title belt.

And with this street fight it will not be for the faint of heart. It will not be some match to be taken lightly. This fight will not be dignified like most of my matches have been. I will treat this one like I am fighting for my life. I am fighting for my pride and my livelihood. Ryan Shane, I have no idea what he wants from me, nor do I care. Ryan started a fight with me but what he got is a full-on nuclear war. I got the atomic weapons of mass destruction and devastation all ready to go. All I need to do is push the button and it's click, click, click doomsday for you Ryan Shane.


(King imitates pressing a button in his thumb and index finger.)

King: You won't even need to worry about Brian Kirkland getting his licks in on you anymore because I will eradicate you straight from existence. Next we got Lindsay from Flagstaff, Arizona and she writes...

(King pauses and looks at the next e-mail. He looks pissed at this e-mail.)

King: No, just no. I am not even reading this one...

(King deletes the e-mail and opens the next one.)

King: OK we got Janice from Nashville, Tennessee right now. Janice writes "They are coming..."

(King looks weird at the e-mail.)

King: If you mean the renegades that Alan Fiscus is leading, they are here. Though I am not sure who "they" are. I wonder, are these the came people that say "You should not be promiscuous?"

(King opens up his next e-mail.)

King: Seriously, I always wondered who "they" are that say those comments. And our next e-mail is from Daniel from California. Daniel writes. "What do you think of the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame?"

(King shakes his head.)

King: Daniel I hate it. I am surprised how groups like ABBA can be but Kiss, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Motley Crue and Alice Cooper are not? How do they justify that? I understand that Bon Jovi has just gotten eligible in the past two you years but these bands mean more to music than fucking ABBA. What did ABBA do, beat Olivia Newton-John on some European talent competition, sucky disco music that some how became a Broadway musical and then in turn a movie? This is as bad as CZW with the world title scene.

(King clicks the next e-mail.)

King: The final e-mail this time around is from Becky of Pontoon Beach, Illinois home of the legendary Bear Foot monster truck. Becky writes "Do you frequent FML?"

(King looks at the screen.)

King: No, can't say I do but I did at one point. It was fun. But to anyone that crosses my path, I will F Their Life for once and for all. Case in point, Ryan Shane this week at Overdrive. I will F his life this week. He can't avoid it because it is inevitable. This has been the Mike King Show, thank you for watching.

(King closes the laptop and the screen fades to black.)
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