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Paid Programming: A Cure For Backstabbers; King-Kirkland-Shane RP #1
Topic Started: Jan 3 2011, 07:17 AM (102 Views)
Mike King
CZW Ultimate Role Player
(The scene opens up with a disclaimer. A voice reads off what is written.

Voice: The following 30 minute slot is a paid advertisement for the Back2Sleep system and has no relationship to any network.

The scene opens up with Mike King. He is seated in his locker room.)

Mike King: Christian Tolwar, when will you learn? When will you learn that you cannot mess with me? At Overdrive two weeks ago you duck out like a bitch but you end up on your back crying like a bitch as my rival drove his spike into your forehead. I am not sure why he did it. I am not sure if this is a message that he is sending to me or if it is because you are a Renegade but you got what you deserved. And I accept your challenge to a match. I want to beat your ass in the middle of the ring and put you out of your misery like the old, sick dog that you are.

(King pauses before he continues.)

King: Now everyone wants to know what is my deal with Brian Kirkland is. Oh late there have been cases of friendly fire between he and I. That is all water under the bridge in the power struggle between the Renegades and CZW we have a non-aggressive pact that was forged by a handshake of mutual respect and admiration of brothers will not be easily broken. He wont strike me, I wont strike him. Whatever reason his attacks that were directed at Ryan Shane were mistimed make no difference to me. He knows they were accidents, I know they were accidents and I am ending that. There is no tension between Brian and I. He knew I had to seal Youthful Aggression against both of our wishes when he and Jacob Havok were fired in Damage Control matches and Ryan Shane attacked his own stablemates and worse, his own brothers. In Brian Kirkland, I trust a Renegade more than most members of the Combat Zone Wrestling locker room.

(King stares at Ryan Shane's locker as he stops talking for several moments.)

King: Of course I am talking about Ryan Shane. I have no idea how I could ever trust that poisonous snake. I knew it all along and then he showed his true colors: yellow. But soon he wont be just yellow, soon Ryan will be covered in red and purple, the color of blood. This is a promise Ryan, this is true because this is Straight Edge.

(King walks away and out of the locker room.)

Director: And cut.

(A few people walk up to King. One gives him a cup, another gives him a towel and another has a sandwich.)

King: Thank you, thank you and of course, thank you.

(King takes a drink of soda, wipes his forehead with a towel and has a bite of his sandwich. He then turns for the camera.)

King: Oh, hi there. I did not even see you there. My name is Michael King. You may know me from being a professional wrestler for Wrestling Internet Federation and Combat Zone Wrestling. I have held many, many titles during my time in the squared circle and achieved many annual awards for my performance in the ring. However with success comes some problems. These problems come from people who are jealous of you. These jealous people are evil individuals and I’ve seen it for years, time and time and time again. And it gets annoying. You see these same people all the time. People who claim to be friends who only want to end up stabbing you in the back. It happens the same way every single times just the names and faces change. You go from one day dealing with backstabbers like the late, great Jeff-X to Richie Cashin to Kosmo Reso to The Mexican Samurai to Big Evil to Zer0 to Johnny Wildfire to Jonthan Stevens to Mike Parr to Mike Monroe to Jesse Montana to Alan Fiscus to Christian Tolwar to Ryan Shane.

(King is quickly getting enraged and his blood is visibly boiling over in his veins and arteries.)

King: And all of them can kiss my ass. All of them are sick individuals that will all find a nice warm, fuzzy place in the seventh layer of hell. But that is not good enough. We all know people like this. We all know the backstabbers in our lives. People in our workplace that will throw you under the bus. A wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend who is a cheater. A friend who steals another friend’s boyfriend or girlfriend. A friend who narcs out another to the cops when they are doing something illegal. There are thousands of other acts out there for how one is a backstabbber. And this is a problem that is gripping our world today. Look at bloggers, you have the Perez Hiltons and TMZs of the world destroying people’s lives. Backstabbers destroy people, they are murderers the likes of which have not been seen since the final solution.

Now you might ask, “How can we put an end to this? What can be done to stop backstabbers? What can we do to rip the heart out of backstabbers and raise it up above our collective heads as a symbol of a climax to the madness of the phenomena of backstabbing?”


(King has his arm above his head. His hand is open about the size of a heart to symbolize what would be there.)

King: I got the answer. I got the ultimate solution to this problem and I am ready to share it to the world.

(King lowers his arm and walks towards a table. The table is covered up by a table cloth. A box can be made out from under the cloth.)

King: Under this simple table cloth is the secret to ending backstabbing. The answer to our prayers. The solution to the problem that has caused too much strife for our world today. A way to end the pain and suffering that we do not need. Ladies and gentlemen, I Michael King present to you the Back2Bed system.

(King pulls the table cloth off of the table revealing a box with “Back2Bed” on it and Mike King holding Christian Tolwar up over his head in a torture rack position.)

King: Ladies and gentlemen this is the Back2Bed system, the ultimate in solutions of any case of backstabbing in your life. I promise you that the Back2Bed system works and stops the backstabbing. It is the best option out there. Hell, it even works for you moms out there that want your crying kids to sleep. The Back2Bed system is a fail proof system. You have someone that you want to get back at for being a backstabber, lift him above your head and drop him back of the head first onto your knee. The back of the skull crushing against your raised knee is a fitting act of vengeance when it comes to the damage that comes from backstabbing.

(King demonstrates the move to the air.)

King: First you raise the backstabber on your shoulders back to your shoulders. Then you toss the body of the lifeless sap over your head and bring your knee up as you drop the backstabber back first and BOOM!

(An explosion occurs as the knee rises up.)

King: Your backstabber is knocked out looking at the stars, the lights or maybe the white light at the end of a long dark tunnel.

(King stands normally once again.)

King: Now I know that some of you may not think the Back2Bed system is not for you at all. You may think you are not strong enough to do this. I must say, you maybe right. You might not be able to lift this backstabber over your head and I agree. I know you are not able to do this all of the time. Hell, even I can’t lift Big Evil’s dead ass up and over my head. A 6’7” guy weighting in at 367 pounds? No way in hell. So along with the system, I have been able to include the male or female Shake Weight and the P90X system so you can lift just about anyone up and over your head.

(King opens up the Back2Bed box revealing the Shake Weights and P90X box. King lifts up the male Shake Weight.)

King: The Shake Weight will strengthen and firm your arms and chest. The Shake Weight will give you more arm strenght that will produce the ability to lift backstabbers with ease.

(King does a few reps with the Shake Weight.)

King: Feel the burn.

(King puts the weight down and flexes his muscles.)

King: See the definition. See how that is working my muscles.

(King now grabs the P90X system.)

King: The P90X system or Power 90 Extreme is a home exercise system developed in 20003 by fitness expert Tony Horton in conjunction with Beachbody and director Mason Bendewald of MEGA MACE productions. It claims to improve physical fitness in 90 days through a rigorous segmented training program combined with a nutrition and dietary supplement plan. P90X emphasizes "muscle confusion", a method of cross-training and periodization achieved through switching the order of exercises and incorporating new and varied movements. Muscle confusion supposedly prevents the body from adapting to exercises over time, resulting in continual improvement without plateaus.

The P90X system is a 90-day program that combines cardio, plyometrics, strength tranining, stretching, yoga and nutrition planning. The exercises can be done in a variety of ways so that you can change up your workout which is something big on me. 12 dvds, 13 weeks, exercising six days a week. That system has helped me get back into full ring shape. With P90X, I achieved the Combat Zone Wrestling Intercontinental title.


(King lays down the box and pauses for a moment. King looks around before looking down at the table. After moments he finally looks back up at the camera.)

King: A backstabber ended that. A backstabber took it away from me. My title is not mine, it belongs to a man that don’t deserve it. I am the Intercontinental Champion of Combat Zone Wrestling. Had it been a one-on-one contest, I would still be the champion but no, that couldn’t happen. No Theresa Banes had to have Waylen Krew and Ronnie McNeil fight me and then Derek Damage in his infinite wisdom put Ryan Shane into a match. Ryan Shane, a man who was my brother. A man who stood with me and Brian Kirkland in Combat Zone Wrestling against the lies and fighting for the truth. The truth that straight edge is the only way to live and that brother so do not stab each other in the back.

Ryan Shane broke one of the covenants of Youthful Aggression. Youthful Aggression was born as a brotherhood. Youthful Aggression was not like other groups that align with each other out of a matter of convince. Youthful Aggression is a brotherhood, you cannot pick your brothers. It is written in the stars who become your siblings. Fate decides it, nothing more, nothing less. Ryan Shane back-stabbed brotherhood and fate when he turned his back on Youthful Aggression. Ryan Shane turned away from his brothers and denied them. He is a prime example of backstabbers. He is a prime example for the Back2Bed system.


(King smiles wickedly and moves loose strands of hair from his face.)

King: The Back2Bed system will end the tyranny that is produced by backstabbers like Ryan Shane. Had he not stepped in when I was ready to give it to my former protege Christian Tolwar. Tolwar was moments away from being the first person to taste the Back2Bed system. Unfortunately for Ryan, he has no hope. When I get my hands on him, he will be the first person to feel what it is like to put through the same pain and agony he has put me through. I will give him hell with Back2Bed. Back2Bed will be the end of Ryan Shane and his reign of tyranny, The tyrant known as Ryan Shane will be no more thanks to me and my Back2Bed system...

(King smiles again.)

King: And you can have t too. You can have the ability to put any backstabbing low-life in their place too. I will give you the Back2Bed system with the Shake Weight and P90X system. Hell, I got the money, I got the resources, I can plus this. I will throw in a pack of Ginsu knives, a subscription to Sports Illustrated including the always hot swimsuit issue, a Tyco sports watch. the Shamwow and a Snuggie of your choice. All of this will be sent to you if you order the Back2Bed system today. For the low low price of $200 plus shipping, handling and processing. You can do it in 10 payments of $20.00 5 payments of $40.00, 4 payments of $50.00, 2 payments of $100.00 or one lump sum. You can pay for it in check, card or pay-pal. I don’t care how, I just want you to buy this system. I want your life better and all backstabbers to get their uppence.

(King slowly looks down at his Back2Sleep system and then back to the camera.)

King: I am Michael King and I approve this product.

(King grabs the female Shake Weight and heaves it at a frame on the wall. The frame breaks and shatters into glass on the floor. There is a torn up picture of Ryan Shane in it with the words “Extreme Insurrection Ryan Shane Back2Bed” The scene zooms into the picture as the scene ends.)
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