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| Topic Started: Jan 14 2011, 12:38 AM (122 Views) | |
| Brian Blaze | Jan 14 2011, 12:38 AM Post #1 |
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The scene opens with Brian Blaze standing in a room with bare white walls. You hear in the back what sounds like a heart monitor as Brian is wearing some scrubs and a mask to cover his mouth. He has a look of panic as all of a sudden a sponge comes across his head. Brian: Thank you nurse. That is greatly appreciated. Edward, how is the patient doing? Then, none other than Eddie Rowan appears on the screen also in scrubs with his hands up in the air out in front of him in gloves and a mask on him as well. Eddie: Well, he took some extremely severe damage however, I think this is salvageable. Right now the patient is stable and we should be done shortly. Brian: Excellent, that is what I like to hear, Clamp! The nurse then hands Brian a clamp as he applies it to the mystery patient. Brian: Scalpel! The nurse then hands Brian a scalpel as he begins cutting and he gets a bit of blood on him. Brian: Whoa, this guy had a gusher in him apparently. SEASONING! The nurse then hands Brian over three spices as he applies them to the patient and Eddie re enters the shot. Eddie: That is WAY too many spices. Brian: Hey. Back off I know what I'm doing here! Eddie: Alright, alright. Just then the Heart Monitor begins to pick up and the beeping begins to also speed up. Eddie: His heart rate is going down we're losing him. Brian: NO! We've never lost one before we're not starting now, Eddie start nailing it with some axe handle smashes. Eddie then starts wailing away on the patient with some axe handle smashes as the monitor starts acting normally with each hit as Brian is scrambling. Brian: Alright, here this should help. Brian then pulls out a huge pot and Eddie is still hitting the patient with Axe Handle Smashes. Brian: THROW HIM IN! THROW HIM IN! Eddie then picks up a huge ham and throws it on the pot as Brian rushes over to the oven and throws him in. Brian: SUCCESS! Good job people! Brian and Eddie both remove there scrubs and masks as they go over and shake hands. They then look over and there is a middle aged woman there with a head set and clip board looking on very unimpressed as Brian and Eddie's smile quickly vanishes as she points to the door. Brian and Eddie look at each other as Johnny makes his way onto the scene. He has a speak and spell in his arms seeing as he can't speak properly yet from his accident. Johnny and spell: You guys are the worst volunteers ever! Brian: I still think the homeless are going to enjoy that. Eddie: It doesn't matter we've been kicked out of volunteer work AGAIN! Brian: Yeah, but how many people perform a surgery on a ham. Johnny and Spell: Why are we here? Shouldn't we be preparing for a match? Brian: Whoa, calm down Short Circuit! We have loads of time to prepare for the match. Eddie: Yeah Stephen Hawking. There is lots of time. Johnny: You're not even in our match! Brian: Whoa, I guess when Johnny lost his voice his personality went with it. Johnny simply shakes his head as he makes the speak and spell say ha ha ha as he walks off. Eddie and Brian look at each other and laugh as they follow suit and the scene fades. The scene then reopens with Brian and Johnny and Eddie hanging out at a school as there is a big sign that says welcome CZW Stars. Brian Johnny and Eddie are sitting on stage as kids of all ages are lining up with parents also in the huge auditorium as Brian taps Eddie on the shoulder getting his attention. Brian: Who's the moron who made his New Year's Resolution to be more charitable? Eddie: That would be you man. Brian: Oh yeah, Johnny why'd you let me make that decision! Johnny and Spell: It seemed like a good idea. Brian: Well, you're not allowed to talk here tonight, you sound like Ned from South Park. Johnny and Spell: If I spoke tonight, we wouldn't be done here until the night of the Pay Per View. Eddie: Yeah, I can't wait that long I've got to defend CZW at the PPV man. Brian: Don't worry I'll handle this. Just then everyone is settled as the principal of the school goes up to the podium. Principal: We have some very special guests here as CZW World Heavyweight Champion Eddie Rowan and a team many consider to be one of the best CZW has to offer the Spectacle, Brian Blaze and Johnny Kerosene are here! Everyone in the auditorium start cheering especially the older high schoolers as the three men all stand up and wave and Brian makes his way to the podium. Brian: For some reason I can't possibly fathom… Eddie: PROBABLY THE ALCOHOL! Everyone in the auditorium including Brian can't help but laugh as he scratches his head. Brian: Yeah, Eddie you're probably right. Anyways, I have decided to be more charitable. Since I apparently have decided that, it apparently means that Eddie and Johnny get to come with me. I'm not sure if they're here to also help out or to watch me fall flat on my face but here we are. Eddie then whispers over to Johnny: It’s definitely the latter half of that statement. Johnny's Speak and Spell is then heard saying ha ha ha as everyone in the auditorium laughs because Speak and Spells are freaking hilarious! Brian: Anyways, I'm here to warn you about something none of you should ever become. Something all the people in this place should not be doing. That thing is play Dungeons and Dragons. The principal of the school looks on confused as an applause is heard from some people of the audience. Brian: You see Dungeons and Dragons is a fantasy role playing game and it is played by the single most despicable people on this planet. Basement dwellers who live with there parents! Do you know how sad these people are? They've never gone to a school dance. They've never held hands with a girl. Whenever they go out IF THEY GO OUT AT ALL! They only buy hand lotion and paper towel. I'm, not going to explain why either. Also, more importantly they go on to become friends with whack jobs with weed whackers! The high schoolers in the audience start applauding and cheering as everyone else is listening on seeing where this is going. Brian: Look at Rosman Ballard people. He’s 34 - 40 years old. He THINKS he's a professional wrestler! He pinned some Australian loser and is now one half of the Tag Team Champions. That is a slap in the face right now of CZW! I mean don't get me wrong. Rosman is a hell of an athlete for someone who plays Dungeons and Dragons. However they didn't pin the Tag Team Champions. Johnny and I both however appreciate the fact they are keeping those belts warm for us. You see kids. If you go out and play Dungeons and Dragons you're going to grow up, be a loser, and live with your parents for your whole life. So I want everyone here to look to the person next to you. Go head pair up. Now one of you ask the other to play Dungeons and Dragons. Brian waits as each pairing is asked to play Dungeons and Dragons. Brian: Alright, the person who was asked, attack the person! Everyone looks confused for about one second. Then an all out brawl breaks out where kids are fighting each other! The Principal gets up and runs to Brian. Principal: What the hell is wrong with you these kids are attacking each other over a Role Playing Game? Why couldn't you say no to drugs to don't drink and drive. Brian: Don't knock those things til ya try em Teach. Principal: Why would you cause this over Do you wanna play Dungeons and Dragons? Just then a kid about 7 years old gets on the stage and looks at the Principal. Kid: You asked the question! The kid then runs and starts biting the principal on the leg. The Principal lets out a scream as he looks at Brian. Principal: OW OW OW! HELP! IT HURTS WHERE HE'S BITING ME! Brian: Yeah, I don't think I'm cut out for this volunteer thing. What do you think boys? Johnny simply is shaking his head no as Eddie is laughing uncontrollably at the sheer chaos going on as Brian hops off the stage and simply leaves the auditorium as Eddie and Johnny are following him out as the kids are still fighting and the parents and teachers are doing what they can to try and break them up as the scene fades. The scene then reopens as Speak and Johnny is seen with his eyes closed apparently wincing in pain. The camera then pans out and Brian Blaze is seen with a kendo stick over his head as if he's going to whack Johnny with a big baseball swing. Brian then lowers the stick as he pushes his slicked back hair back again as he puts his sun glasses back on. Brian: Johnny, I didn't even hit you man. We're going against Dungeons and Weed Whackers man. If they turn your match into a blood fest they're going to do the same in our match. We have to brace ourselves and what better ways to brace ourselves… then to hit each other with kendo sticks so often that we can't even feel pain. Johnny's Speak and Spell: Then why don't you have another kendo stick for me? Brian: That's not the point Johnny, the point is that we are going to be extremely tough by being able to take anything from these guys. Johnny's Speak and Spell: Oh man maybe you forget. I'm speaking with a freaking Speak and Spell because I had my throat slit by a weedwhacker. I'm thinking that I am incredibly capable of taking a shot from a kendo stick. Brian then shrugs as he hauls off and nails Johnny right in the back with the Kendo Stick. Johnny then winces in pain as he goes down to his knees as his back is arched trying to deal with the pain from the shot as Brian looks on. Brian: Yeah man, you're definitely ready for anything. I can tell by the masterful way you're not crying in pain right now. Just then Brian is smoked in the head with Johnny's Speak and Spell. Brian falls to the floor as he grabs his head and starting stirring on the ground and Johnny crawls over to pick up and type in his speak and spell. Johnny's Speak and Spell: Oh yeah, you took that shot like a champion. Tough Guy! Brian: MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! Johnny's Speak and Spell then starts laughing as Brian gets up and takes off his Sun Glasses which are broken from the Speak and throw as he looks over at Johnny. Brian: We're off to a ridiculous start. How many teams are going to start throwing shit at each other and attacking one another. Johnny and Spell: Well if the team mates were some kind of monkeys I'd bet they throw shit at each other quite a bit. Brian: That is noted. Now let's embark on a slandering journey. Johnny's Speak and Spell: I'm really in no position to slander. Speak and spell and all. Brian: Great point you stay here and deal with this... Brian then whacks Johnny again in the back with the Kendo Stick as Johnny is now face first on the ground wincing in pain as Brian runs as fast as he can out of the dressing room and the scene fades. The scene then opens as Brian is standing with a microphone in hand. He is wearing a Spectacle shirt as the camera pans out and Ryan Lewis is standing beside him. Brian: Hello CZW faithful I am the greatest in ring performer in CZW history Brian Blaze and beside me is someone who continues to amaze the masses by keeping his job here in CZW Ryan Lewis. Ryan, the CZW Three Year Anniversary PPV Extreme Insurrection is coming up and what match are you looking forward to? Ryan: Well... Brian: Of course you like every other person out there are all anticipating the match up between the current tag team champions Dungeons and Weed Whackers. Those two crazy kids that did what few thought would have happened for a long ass time. They pinned Shawn Waters and won the CZW Tag Team Titles from a team many were calling one of the best teams in CZW history. Which team is that Ryan Lewis? Ryan: That is the Spectacle. Brian: That's right Ryan Lewis and we have done nothing but live up to the name we set for our selves not only in our tag team matches but in our solo careers. We have both enjoyed Spectacular careers thus far and it's only going to get better for two of the greatest stars right now in CZW. You see just recently the calendars have changed over and we are embarking on a whole new year. The year of 2011. Now I could be very cliché and inform each and every person out there that this is the year of Brian Blaze but that would be a fallacy. For you see the year of 2010 though it had it's down moments was a great year for Brian Blaze and why would I wanna reboot that all over and go into reset when Brian Blaze, Johnny Kerosene and The Spectacle are going to keep the wave going and ride it all the way back to the top. You see Dungeons and Weed Whackers you wound up beating us for the Tag Team titles and for that there is only one thing I can do. Brian then hands over the microphone as he starts clapping his hands. Ryan stands there looking on as Brian stops and Ryan holds the microphone back up for Brian to speak. Brian: You can't help but respect the fact that you two, the biggest underdogs ever in the recent CZW year not only went into that match with The Spectacle and Fire and Ice and held your own. You also left that match with Johnny and I looking into that ring and seeing the referee hand over the tag belts we fought so hard to win and keep. The tag belts we won from our good friends Mike Monroe and Eddie Rowan. The same belts we went through tables, got hit with chairs, smashed with ladders so we can go on and brag in this company that we are the best tag team the company has to offer. Now the only thing we can brag about is that as a team we've never been pinned in that ring. I can go on and say shit about how you didn't beat us for the titles. You didn't pin us for the titles. However the story at the end of the day is no matter in what aspect the people are looking at it is that you men are the holders of the Tag Team Titles for now. Ryan: Yes a big match for you two are in store how will Johnny's current condition come into effect. Brian: It won't come into effect at all because Johnny is an absolute warrior. Cut off his arm remove a leg stab him in the lung it doesn't matter for Johnny because he's going to come back and he's going to get his vengeance so Waylon if I were you I'd wear a suit of armour to the ring because he's going to have something in store for you you're gonna wish you can bounce back from. You see I may be a a womanizing Booze Hound and Johnny may spend too much time playing Guitar Hero reliving the old days but the end of the day. We're still a hell of a lot cooler then a Dungeon and Dragons momma's boy and some freak who carries a Weed Whacker around at all times! We're also, a hell of a lot more determined and a hell of a lot more hungrier than you are when it comes to getting back those belts than you are of keeping it. For you see we're not only going after the chance to be the best Tag Team IN THE WORLD! We're also chasing history. Ryan: That's right with a win at Extreme Insurrection you two will be the first ever team toe capture the Tag Team Titles again. Brian: That is absolutely correct I've done the research and if there's one thing I love to do Ryan Lewis. It's chase down, kill, and claim History as my own. That is exactly what we intend on doing make history and get back the Tag Team titles. The Spectacle are going into the CZW Pay per View with one goal in mind. That is to prove to everyone all over the world. We are the best tag team in the god damn world. With another CZW Tag Team Championship match win. When we get back our belts. When we become the FIRST EVER Two Time CZW Tag Team Champions! We're going to become just that. The headliners. The Main Events! The reason you bought your tickets. We are going to enter that arena and show everyone just how great it is to put on a Spectacle. How sweet it is to have CZW Gold. Also this will also be a lesson to you Dungeons and Weed Whackers. How Revenge really is a dish best served cold. How agonizing defeat really is. Also, what it truly is like to go out in a Blaze of Glory. Extreme Insurrection! CZW Three Year Anniversary! Time to establish who is the cream of the crop around here. Johnny and myself have no problem doing just that! Brian looks over to Ryan and fixes his tie for him. He then puts on his sun glasses and leaves the screen leaving Ryan on his own as the scene fades. |
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