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Weekly Wrestling Wind-down
Topic Started: Aug 4 2012, 07:12 AM (95 Views)
Reece Evans
United States Champ
Obviously this rp doesn't count, since it's late, but it as already finished, so I'm posting it anyway. Doubt it'd have won anyway :p
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It is 7:30pm…the Weekly Wrestling Wind-down begins streaming live at www.wrestleweek.com/wwwd. The hosts, Robert Johnson and Tiffany Swanson, are seated on a couch in front of the CZW Kingdom Come poster.

Tiffany: Alright! We are LIVE tonight! This is your Weekly Wrestling Wind-down!

Robert: That’s right! I am Robert Johnson…and once again…no, I’m not a 1920’s musician…nor am I a cousin of The Rock…

Tiffany: And I’m ‘Titillating’ Tiffany Swanson!

Robert: ‘Titillating’?

Tiffany: Well…I wanted a nickname or cool sign on…like you…so I asked some of our fans on Twitter…and they suggested ‘Titillating’ Tiffany…it means like…outgoing and friendly…which is a perfect description of me!

Robert: I’d agree with that…’Titillating’ Tiffany it is!

Robert winks at the camera.

Robert: Anyway! Let’s get this show started with our first piece of news! RAW 1001…it sucked!

Tiffany: What?! I thought it was good! Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus was fantastic!

Robert: I’ll agree with that…but if I wanted to watch hundreds of recaps…then I’d watch Smackdown…

A bell is heard, signifying a Robert Johnson ‘low blow’. A counter in the bottom clocks over to one.

Tiffany: I liked it, ok! AJ was fantastic…CM Punk left us more confused than last week…and Dolph Ziggler is STILL a babe!

Robert: You know who is a babe? Vickie Guerrero…dayum! She got hot!

Tiffany: Ummm…eww…she’s old…she's like...over 40! No one is hot over 40!!

Robert: Mariah Carey…

Tiffany: …shut up…

Robert: Moving on…CEW is abuzz at the moment after the new CEW Elite stable made themselves known at the Meltdown PPV…and then refused to defend their titles…resulting in the mass firing of all seven members! How will they recover from this massive incident? We’ll have to wait and see…

Tiffany: Now…CZW news! We have continued our weekly “Where in the world is Ace King?” search. This week’s tip off came from an anonymous fan from Los Angeles. This is the message that was left…

“I swear that I saw Ace King selling Fro-Yo outside Universal Studios! It didn’t just LOOK like him…it WAS him…I swear!”

Robert: Well…we couldn’t pass up this tip! We were confident that we’d finally find the elusive Ace King! So we sent our resident ‘Ace Hunter’, Harry Holmes, to Los Angeles in search of Ace King…this is what he found…

*Footage comes from a handheld camera.*

Holmes: Alright! I found the Fro-Yo place guys! I’m going in!!

Harry Holmes walks into the Fro-Yo store and walks up to the counter. A man turns around…he looks remarkably similar to Ace King.

Holmes: Ah-hah!!

The guy at the counter throws a Fro-Yo at Holmes and sprints out the door! Holmes gives chase!

Holmes: I’ve got you now King! Come back here!

Eventually, after a convoluted chase, Harry Holmes corners the man.

Holmes: Ace King! We’ve found you!

The man looks confused.

???: Who the hell is Ace King?

Holmes: Don’t play that game with me, Ace…

???: My name is Adam Watson! I have no idea who Ace King is!

Holmes: Then…then why’d you run?

Watson: I dunno…seemed like a good idea at the time…

Holmes sighs.

Holmes: Once again…I’ve been misled…join us next week when the search for Ace King continues!

Holmes smiles at the camera. The camera begins to fade…

Holmes: So, Watson, huh? Want a job as an investigator? I could use a sidekick…

We re-join Robert and Tiffany.

Robert: Well, that’s a shame…another wild goose chase…but we will get him eventually!

Tiffany: In more CZW news…Jacob Hav…

Suddenly, the camera feed is cut. The many lonely nerds who have been titillated by Tiffany suddenly find themselves looking at the face of Satoshi Kobayashi. Reece Evans steps into frame.

Evans: Sorry to interrupt this broadcast...I was going to save this until later…but I can only stand so much of those two fools! By now…you should know who we are! But just in case you missed Overdrive…I am Reece Evans! I planned the demise of Jacob Havok…and this man right here assisted me! This…is Satoshi Kobayashi! Pleased to make your acquaintance!

Evans bows.

Evans: In a few short days, this man right here will make his CZW debut…in addition to his debut in America…at Kingdom Come. This is only the start! Satoshi Kobayashi is going to show you what he can do against Jason X.

Now I’m not the type of man to hit you with a bunch of clichéd lines and false promises…Satoshi Kobayashi is not going to utterly destroy Jason X…Jason X is a competitor…so is Satoshi! Both men are in the stage of their career where they are trying to make a name for themselves…and both men will get to show off what they can do! Obviously, a victory for either man will be beneficial…and I expect Jason X to bring everything he has! I’d be delusional if I thought this match would be a cakewalk! However…I’m also confident in Satoshi’s abilities! I know he can walk out victorious! He has been taught by some of the best! While he is only young…he is already much more talented than many of the wrestlers I’ve fought against! He can only get better! Not only does he have talent…but he has size! What you will not see…is a domination…what you will see…is talent on display! What you will see…is the greatest prospect in this business beginning his CZW career.

Jason X…I look forward to the match…and wish you the best of luck! However…despite your talent, you will not be able to defeat Satoshi Kobayashi!

Reece Evans bows again.

Evans: See you in the ring…

Evans slaps the camera, knocking it over.

Evans: Let’s just hope there isn’t any lag when putting this up…

The feed returns to Robert Johnson and ‘Titillating’ Tiffany Swanson, who look frustrated.

Robert: Latest news…our IT guy has been fired for letting someone hack into our feed…

Tiffany: Unfortunately, that’s all the time…well, bandwidth…we have for today! Tune in next week, where hopefully, our security has improved! Wishing you a good week…I’m ‘Titillating’ Tiffany Swanson!

Robert: And I’m Robert Johnson! Have a good week!

They begin to wave as the feed fades.
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