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| Better than no RP at all; Tag Team Title Triple Threat | |
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| Topic Started: Oct 12 2012, 09:59 AM (162 Views) | |
| "Bad Ass" Matt Covey | Oct 12 2012, 09:59 AM Post #1 |
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*sorry for the short rp guys. I've got a lot on plate right now including a seperation possibly divorce. So bear with me, and we'll get this shit back on track soon enough. Special apologies to my opponents and Beebz* The scene opens, not so much on a "where" as a "what". The "what" being superstar feed back under the interviews column on CZW.com. This weeks interviewee? CZW's resident "Bad Ass", Matt Covey! Question: Why did you turn your back on the company in favor Ryan Shane's Uprising? Bad Ass: Ouch. You make it sound like I stabbed every member of the CZW universe in the back. In reality, nothing could be further from the truth. What most people fail to realize is that everybody in the Uprising is still under contract with the company, otherwise we wouldn't be able to appear on their shows, let alone get anywhere near the building. The Uprising is merely CZW's red haired ginger stepchild who got tired of taking step-daddy Damage's shit, and decided to fight back. That being said, I've told the world time and time again that Shane's motives are not necessarily my own. But you people aren't listening. I didn't come out and say "Fuck you guys, I'm bad again!" Not at all. I just play ball for the team offering the larger dollar signs. To make it so you can better understand, it's like you could choose between making minimum wage at McDonald's or you could make a substrantially larger paycheck doing odd jobs for your local law firm. And everybody hates lawyers, hence you're lumped in by association. Question: What's your beef with Alan Fiscus? How can you claim to love a guy you attack? Bad Ass: I'm assuming this question was sent in before last Overdrive. Did you not see the way events played out? Ryan paid me to beat Alan Fiscus and win a match. That's exactly what I did. Everything else afterwards was extra, and I don't do charity or free labor. Shane wanted Fisc spiked in the dome? That's fine. But it's nothing to do with me and by association I balked at the opportunity to deliver the blow. As far as Sam Attic showing up and me stepping aside? Well, my job was done as soon as the bell sounded. I considereded myself "off the clock". Overtime is for suckers. Question: What exactly is your relationship status with Ryan Shane? Bad Ass: Good question. We're business associates, nothing more. The guy got me off my fat ass and got me cleaned up, and for that I'm grateful. But I'm no man's bitch. I spent far too long as a slave to addiction to become a slave to man. What we have is an agreement. He writes checks, I hand people their asses and collect. Does that create problems? From time to time, sure. I'm either having to kick the shit out of guys I generally like or respect, and other times Shane just can't comprehend why I don't see his mission goals to be as valiant as he does. He's got a particular vein alongside his temple that throbs in excess when he lays out his agenda and I just shrug my shoulders. I get a laugh out of it. Sure, the t-shirt I wear says "Uprising" on it, but there are times I think it would be more appropriate to read "Mercenary" or "Pay Me". *laughs* Question: How do you feel being back in a title picture? I thought titles weren't your thing? Bad Ass: Generally speaking, no, titles aren't of much value to me. I mean, I'm a six time world heavyweight champion in a handful of other feds that no longer exist. So what good does that information do me? I could win the CZW world heavyweight title today, the comopany close tomorrow, and it wouldn't mean a damn thing. Just a forgotten trivia fact. That being covered, I do look forward at this upcoming shot at the tag titles. It's not so much that I want to be a champion, or be THE champion. I just want to show the world that a clean Matt Covey has what it takes to not only hang with the title contenders, but the skill to sit on the throne as well. Hell, Fisc and I held those same belts a few years ago, I even unified the belts ina handicap match by myself. Problem is, I was so drunk during that time, I barely recall any of it. Things will be different this time around, I can assure you. Question: You're known for breaking character a lot. Anybody in the company you'd like to admit to being friends with? Bad Ass: You've got me confused with guys who actually have characters. I'm Matt Covey 24/7. No gimmick needed. But since you asked so nicely, I'll go ahead and confirm that there are a few guys in the back I socialize with. I've got life long friends like your current world champion, TJ Hix. Alan Fiscus is like a brother to me, although we find ourselves on opposite sides of the playing field more often than not. I'd call Shane a friend, but much like myself he really doesn't care if he has friends or not. Very business minded, that guy. Then there's guys who might not use the term "friend" to describe me, but there is a fine line of respect. El Pablo is one of those guys. Hands down, he's the funniest guy backstage, and does his best to bring you up when your chips are down. I've got mad respect for the Blaze kids, BB and Krimzon. Those guys are the future of this sport. Mike Monroe too, assuming he doesn't kill himself leaving it all in the ring. You can quote me on that. Question: Any plans on challenging for the world title? Bad Ass: Being the top guy in the company is a valued position everybody hopes to achieve one day, even if it's for only a day *cough cough Kane* . And sure, I see myself taking a turn on top of the mountain down the road. But for now, it's all about the duckets. The dinero. The greenbacks. The moolah. You pay me. I'll beat an ass. I figure now that I'm in excellent shape, I still have a few years left on me. I've got time to make the world title a goal and reality. There's no rush. Question: What's your problem with your family? Bad Ass: This might not exactly be news, but the Covey blood line has a history of, shall we say, being mentally unstable. And unfortunately, it causes us clash amongst ourselves more often than not. Ed is clearly the most unaligned person anyone has ever met. The guy ate an entire owl once and swore he went to Hogwarts. We told him the place didn't really exist, and then he stopped talking for a week. The guy's best friend is an inanimate object. Then there's Al. Yes,I said Al, because to call him "Jigga" is to support his ridiculous claims that he's an actual rap star. I love the boy, but he thinks he's Eminem. No, Al. Marshal Mathers is Eminem. You're an ex-marine with delusions of grandeur. And me? Well, I don't like to talk about my psychosis. Question: Come on. You can tell us. We won't say a word. Bad Ass: Alright... I used to get so tee totally hammered, I actually believed we all lived in a fantasy world, that was run by a bunch of nerds, potheads and alcoholics on computers. Like our lives were written out for us, and we literally had no control of our own actions. I truly believed there was a "4th Wall" I was catching glimpses of during my bouts of inebriation. But to be sober today, that just sounds completely absurd. Like anybody in their right mind would waste their lives writing fiction wrestling stories as a non-profit hobby. That would just be pathetic. *laughs* Question: Yep, you're cukoo alright. Finally, give us your thoughts going into a triple threat tag match for the belts at Horrorcore. Bad Ass: You know what the difference between Overdrive and Horrorcore is? A fancy fuckin' name change. Nothing more. My job is to go out there and do what I do best. Kick some ass, make some cash, and hopefully walk out with a few golden trinkets whose sole purpose is bragging rights. I could sit here and tell you I'm not too worried about M2D Windows, because hell, we dominated them a few weeks ago. But that would be overlooking the fact that if I merely keep my eye on the Gunslingers, it could come back to bite me and Beebz in the ass. I don't sell Eddie Rowan short. He's good. Damn good. If he wasn't I wouldn't have hand picked him for the reincarnation of "The Whole Damn Show" a few years ago. And now he's got a brother from a darker mother watching his back, and you know Eddie don't just align with anybody. So I'm figuring they're the team to beat. That being said, it doesn't take luck to get distracted with one guy and get fucked over by the third wheel in a triple threat match. The way I see it, I'm going to have to keep my eye on the Saints while Beebz makes short work of Newsome and Ward. Any deviation from that plan and it becomes uncontrolled chaos. Now I normally thrive in uncontrolled chaos, but then again, my goal is to normally kick teeth in, not compete for belts. So the agenda changes a bit. A plan of attack becomes necessary. These guys are going to get the fury I always bring, but at the same time I have to play it smart or the entire thing could get away from me. That's why it's good to have Beebz watching my back. He may look flashier than a gay disco club, but he's got a brain that's crunching the odds every second. He knows what it takes to get the job done, and I'm relying on that. The rest, as they say, is up to fate. Quick Word Association: TJ Hix? Bad Ass: Your King. Not mine. Alan Fiscus? Bad Ass: My evil twin. Well...equally evil twin. Ryan Shane? Bad Ass: Will power wrapped around instinct. Tim Timmons? Bad Ass: Spellcheck. *ba dum tsss* Derek Damage? Bad Ass: Out of the loop. No idea what it takes to survive. Kandi Washington? Bad Ass: Cute ass. Satoshi? Bad Ass: Fat ass. Jigga C? Bad Ass: Dumb ass. Matt Covey? Bad Ass: One half of the soon to be CZW Global tag team Champions. Thank you for your time. 2012 CZW.com |
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| Brian Blaze | Oct 12 2012, 09:21 PM Post #2 |
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The scene opens up with Brian Blaze sitting with his feet up on the table looking at a tablet computer. The tablet shows he is just leaving the CZW website. He puts the tablet on the computer as he then goes to rub his eyes. His hair is messy and he is rocking a Brian Blaze shirt and a pair of loose fitting jeans. He then takes his feet of the table and sits properly on the chair as he is collecting his thoughts. The camera pans out and Brian is apparently the only person in the room but that doesn't stop him from talking. Brian: What in the blue hell is wrong with me? I'm The Talent god damn it! Yet here I am and needless to say this CZW return is far from a triumphant one so far. Which really has to make you think doesn't it? What do I need to do to change. What is it that is holding me back form getting to that next level. Brian then runs his hands through his hair as he gets up and starts pacing around. Brian: I mean Horrorcore is coming, where live on iPPV I get to claim my third tag team title with one "Bad Ass" Matt Covey and I couldn't ask for a better partner. The only way it could be better is if it was Mr. Kerosene in my corner but Covey isn't a downgrade oh no. The only thing is I seen everything he has said on CZW.com and I suggest you all go read it as well watching this and my only thing is. Am I going to hold Covey back? I need to get my head right in this thing. I mean we have what could be the WORST stable name ever in M2D Windows and then the biggest coat tail rider ever in Spencer Pierce teaming with the very accomplished Edward Rowan. Yet my slump makes it as if the Tag Titles aren't a viable option. Maybe everything I've done since I joined CZW again needs to be changed. And..... Brian then stops and looks at the table his tablet is on. He notices that out of no where a red solo cup has appeared on the table. Brian then hesitantly walks towards it as he picks it up and takes a sniff. He then looks around and just shrugs and takes a drink. Brian: Sweet! Kool-Aid! Brian then chugs the rest of his drink as he takes a second and then gets a weird look on his face. He slowly lowers the cup and turns his attention towards the camera. Brian: You know what.... forget everything I just said. I'll talk to you later. Brian then turns to leave the room and the scene fades. The scene then reopens with Brian Blaze seen passed out in a bed. You then hear a loud knocking as Brian immeadiately sits up and is a complete mess. His hair is everywhere he is barely covered by the blanket but his moustache and beard is still perfectly trimmed. He then looks over to his night stand where he sees a rattle and a giant lollipop. Brian then has a WTF expression on his face as the loud knocking continues. Brian: Did I rob a fucking baby last night? Brian then gets up and starts walking towards the door. the only thing he is wearing is a purple thong. He goes to open the door when a man is standing there. He is wearing a red polo shirt and red skinny jeans. His hair is slicked back and he has a pair of aviators on as Brian looks at him. Brian: Christien, if you're in my building, take off the sunglasses tool. Yes the man is none other than international male model Christien Belangér. A friend of Brian Blaze who is in a business partnership with him trying to push the clogne simply known as "Sleaze" Chrristien takes a sit on Brian's sofa as Brian doesn't even attempt to get dressed he walks to the kitchen and grabs a glass of water and a bowl of cereal. Brian: Dude, what the fuck happened last night? I was talking about tryingt o be better, trying to be a better person so Covey and I can win the tag straps and then I drink some Kool Aid and I don't remember a thing. Christien: You don't remember, friend? You were BAD last night man. I mean real bad. The night started off with you literally taking candy from a baby. Brian: That's where that came from. Christien: Then we hit the club man. I've never seen a bigger asshole in my life. The ladies were flocking to you and you looked at them all like they were absolute garbage and then what happens. ALL THEY DO IS WANT YOU MORE MAN! You were ice cold man. It was awesome. Brian is then listening intently takes another drink. However this time instead of drinking his glass of water. He is drinking from another Red Solo cup as he finishes off the drink and throws the cup away. Brian: Sweet! Kool Aid! OH GOD NO! Brian then puts down his bowl of cereal as he runs out of his building. Christien is seen laughing as he answers his phone and starts talking. Christien: Oh yeah, he's drinking the Kool Aid man. It's only a matter of time. Christien then gets up still talking on the phone as he also leaves and the scene fades. The scene reopens with Ryan Lewis waiting infront of a Horrorcore back drop. He is looking at his watch as Brian Blaze then strolls onto the picture wearing only that purple thong as Ryan looks on very impressed. Brian: What's the matter Ryan? You like what you see? Keep dreaming fat boy. Ryan: Well thank you for finally joining us Brian and let's get ready to discuss Horrorcore. Brian: Sure thing go ahead. Brian then takes a drink from one of the three red solo cups placed on a table behind him as Ryan looks on curiously. Ryan: What are you drinking Brian? Brian: Kool Aid man, it's awesome. Ryan: Well you are in a big triple threat tag team match for the CZW Tag Team Championship. Thoughts? Brian: Well it's... obviously exciting...... to be apart of such a big match...... and excuse me. Brian then turns to the table behind him and drinks the last two cups of Kool Aid. He then turns around and appears to be sweating quite a bit as Ryan looks on concerned. Ryan: Brian? Are you alright? We can do this interview another time. Brian then turns and he has the most serious demeanor on his face. Ryan looks even more worried. Brian: Ryan, I absolutely suggest you continue on with your interview and stop WASTING MY DAMN TIME MAN! Ryan: Well, then, uh, How about we start with the first question. Brian: My thoughts on the Triple Threat match Ryan? A complete waste of time. Ryan you see I don't know but I want you to tell the entire world watching this who I am. Ryan: Brian Blaze. Brian: What else am I? Ryan: Well you're the King of Entertainment, Mr. Entertainment, The Talent, Celine Dion's Favorite Wrestler... Brian: EXACTLY! And you're looking to ask me what I think about this upcoming Triple Threat match? What do I think?! I think you're looking at the next one half of the CZW Tag Team Champions. I mean hoenstly, what is standing in my way? M2D Windows and Eddie Rowan and his new friend. If I throw a god damn plate of nachos in the ring then I win. When I decide to actually wrestle it's game over. Ryan: Well what about your little slump recently? Brian: What about it? Ryan: Don't you think that plays a factor into this match. You're coming off a loss a few losses and.... Brian: And what Ryan? Oh you lost a few matches you must be getting ready to lose a lot of matches blah blah blah Shut your mouth. Last time I checked! This is a whole new week. Horrorcore is a whole new day. I don't care what happened two weeks ago, one month ago or anything. All I'm focused on is Toronto, Ontario Canada. In some toilet called the Ted Reeve Arean. WHO THE FUCK IS TED REEVE!? Ryan: I have no idea. Brian: CZW wonders why it has become such a shit company recently. We put on shows in shit arenas. However in the shit arena there is going to be one instance that is going to come out smelling like roses. That is The Uprising! Ryan: Really? It seemed you were having second thoughts. Brian: I never have second thoughts. In fact my thoughts have never been cleaer. It is no doubt that The Uprising is ready to bring this place to the promise land and we are ready to do EVERYTHING to make it happen. Even if it means I tear Mountain man's quad. Even if it means I break Spencer Pierce's arm. Even if it means I bust some vertabrae in Ward's back. And Eddie, even if it means I end your illustrious career. If it makes CZW better I am doing it and I am going to make sure CZW is better by any means necessary. How do I make CZW better? By being better, How do I be the best? I continue my Tag Team Dominance and win ANOTHER Tag Team Championship. Ryan: What do you have to say about your partner Covey? Brian: What do I have to say? They don't call Matt Covey Bad Ass for no reason. I mean this is a guy who SINGLE HANDEDLY won and defended the Tag Team Titles here in CZW. Imagine the damage we're going to do together. A clear headed and focused Matt Covey is definitely more dangerous than the drunken ass kicking Matt Covey. Think of the damage we're going o cause together. We're going to not just put the Tag Division on notice. We're putting CZW on notice. Also if you're wondering why no Kerosene? That man was a win away from the World Heavyweight Championship. He will win that title one day I have no doubt. Let's just let him focus on that. Ryan: Well let's have some thoughts on M2D Windows. Brian: Crappy name worst group. I mean you really think, you people really think Mike King is going to lead you to the promise land? If Daniel Ward and Mountain Man go into that match the same as the Mike King I know. The Miek King I've known for years. You guys may as well not show up. We don't want to embarass you. I'd appreciate it actually. If you didn't waste our time and just stay in the back and watch how true competitors get the work done. Ryan: And the Gunslinger Saints? Brian: Cool name, doesn't cut it. I mean Eddie Rowan a former CZW World Heavyweight Championship and many other accolades. Spencer Pierce is his friend. Yeah Spencer Pierce has beaten me twice. Once in a tag match once in a triple threat match but you know what. I am still unimpressed! I will say it forever until you beat me one on one I will never be impressed. I mean we're going to fight again. I'm going to hurt you. You're going to think you're hurting me. We're going to win the Tag Team Championships. And, you're going to go back to being nothing more than that guy Eddie Rowan hangs out with. Nothing more, nothing less, no respect! Yet here we are. You guys do well get a Tag Title match. I LOSE and get a Tag Title match! Why? I'm the best there is. I'm The Talent for a reason. You're going to see that. Oh yeah Eddie. Brian then grabs a giant back nachos and throws them to the ground. He then starts stomping on them and crushing them. Brian: EVERYONE CAN HAVE NACHOS DICK! IT'S NOT JUST YOUR THING! I FUCKIN' LOVE NACHOS! God, I could use more Kool Aid. Then Ryan Shane walks into the shot. He has a Red Solo cup and he hands it to Brian. Ryan Shane: Here Brian, have some of my Kool Aid! Brian then chugs the drink as Ryan looks on. Brian: God damn it. That is good Kool Aid man. Uprising man we're taking over let's do this. Ryan Shane: People love my Kool Aid. Brian and Ryan then walk off as the camera is following them you can hear them faintly saying. Ryan Shane: So, about being straight edge. Brian: Don't push it dude. The scene then fades out as Ryan and Brian take a right and out of the shot. |
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