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| Bring some lube and tissue because it's going to STING!; revolution vs blaze/belanger 1/1 | |
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| Topic Started: Feb 16 2013, 04:49 AM (78 Views) | |
| Michelle | Feb 16 2013, 04:49 AM Post #1 |
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The cameras begin rolling as they come onto “the new face of wrestling” Mark Brooks and his brother Troy Brooks standing around in their backstage Hempstead, New York arena locker room. Mark and Troy are standing in front of their monitor watching a promo that has just aired from their opponents at Desperate Times. Mark Brooks is wearing a black sleeveless shirt with “revolutionary” in red lettering and a pair of red wrestling trunks. His brother is standing beside him with his hair in a ponytail, a blue jeaned vest, and black wrestling trunks with “TB” in blue lettering on the butt portion of the trunks. Mark turns his head to his brother who is focused closely on the monitor screen. mark BROOKS: “Hey Troy, how long have we been here?” Troy grabs his chin and starts pondering the question asked by his brother. mark BROOKS: “The answer is long enough to just barely be getting our shot at the Global Tag Team Championships! We’ve encountered brutal attacks and big fat opponents that couldn’t keep us down. We faced jobbers representing their hometown and yearning for a damn contract with CZW. We did everything by the books to get where we are today and we are not about to leave Hempstead, New York without those Global Tag Team Championships!” He reaches the back of his hand over to his brother and slaps him with it on his upper arm. Troy looks over at him and then back at the camera. troy BROOKS: “Yeah, what he said!” Troy leans in and whispers to his older brother, “What did you say?” Mark shakes his head and motions to Troy not now. mark BROOKS: “I couldn’t pick a better damn team than Brian Blaze and his man lover Christian. These two cowards hide behind their association with Ryan Shane like a couple of fa**ots who don’t even know the first half of this business. Brian Blaze is evidently supposed to be this big shot wrestler around here, but I don’t see it when he gets in the ring. All I see is a man sprawling around the ring like an useless slug. I don’t know how he could manage to hold onto all his championship accolades for as long as he did without cheating or else all of his opponents’ just plain ass-suck. Brian is finally going to realize he can be beaten. He’s not as big and bad as he wants people to think. He talks with this arrogance about him and I am going to make him choke on that arrogance! He’s going to be screaming “I quit” throughout this match because I plan on bringing the pain. I plan on making sure the Uprising loses the Global Tag Team Championships and the Revolution picks them up! The Revolution makes their FIRST major impact by taking over the tag team division!” He reaches his hand up to his head and his other hand up midway to his body and holds it out as he taunts the tag champs to bring it. mark BROOKS: “We can do the back and forth until we are all blue in the face, but we should all save ourselves the time and energy. The one thing I have noticed about you, Brian is your ability to talk and your inability to step up to the plate and back it up. In my personal opinion that’s not what a champion represents—that is what a paper champion represents. A champion is somebody who should be able to talk a big game and back it all up when it’s time to get in the ring. You know, kind of like me, idiot! Brian, you’re about to be faced with the biggest challenge of your life. You don’t have the partner I have. Your partner is even less effective than you. At least I can depend on my brother, Brian.” He points to his little brother as Troy pulls his jean vest down to the middle of his elbows. He extends his arms and starts toward the camera. troy BROOKS: “Yeah, I don’t let my big bro down. Our daddy always told us that disappointment is unacceptable and we have always made sure we were number ones in everything we do! But yeah, my bro has always had my back and I always had his back. I’m not about to let two punk bitches outshine us or overshadow our skills. We are the REVOLUTION, bro and we are bringing a total revamp over the course of CZW. Brian in case you didn’t know you should be way more concerned with your precious little Uprising group disbanding after Desperate Times. When it disbands, where is that going to leave you? And oh yeah, it’s going to disband! It’s going to leave you on the curb when you’re cheap, hairy ass belongs! Then you really won’t have the money to wax that ass, bro!” Mark pats his brother on the shoulder and Troy looks over to him as he shrugs his shoulders. mark BROOKS: “Why do you even care if he has the money to wax his ass or not? That is just foul!” Troy points to the camera and tilts his head up to Mark. troy BROOKS: “Haven’t you noticed how hairy Brian Blaze is? He looks like a damn gorilla!” As he turns away from his brother, Mark shakes his head in disgust and turns to the camera as Troy leans down and starts to look through a black duffle bag on the floor. mark BROOKS: “While my brother may be more wrapped up with hair and hygiene, I’m actually wrapped up with winning. I’m wrapped up with overshadowing two of the men responsible for attacking the Revolution and costing the Revolution a possible win against the Mayhem Brothers. Did you think I forgot about that incident boy? Thank God, the referee just threw out the whole God damn thing, but if the Uprising stayed out of our business, the Mayhem brothers would have gotten a taste of a new revolutionary beginning that has been taking CZW by storm. Brian and Christian, I’ve been set in my ways to tracking down the two biggest yellow belly cowards in the entire group of the Uprising because you couldn’t have done the attack yourselves. Hell, you couldn’t even have mastered a plan to that caliber without the psychopath Ryan Shane. The Revolution was prepared to kiss the Uprising’s asses to get where we wanted to be in our careers. We were going to do your dirty work for you until you crossed the line. We have no problems doing whatever it takes to get where we want to be, but when you step over that thin line; into our territory, then all bets are off. We are on the same page as the CZW Elite and Wayward Sons when it comes to bringing the Uprising down!” Troy has his arms full as he stands back up, turning around to the camera. He quickly turns to his brother as he asks, “hold some of this for me.” Mark takes some of the bottles from Troy’s arms as Troy keeps one in hands. He turns it to the camera and it appears to be a bottle of “veet.” troy BROOKS: “Brian, I bet you’re wondering what I am doing with this bottle of veet huh? There are many things wrestlers can use against their opponents, but I thought to myself why not do Brian Blaze a favor? I know you’re not going to be a champion after Desperate Times, but you can still look like a million bucks. Well, maybe not a million bucks, but a few hundreds. I’ve designed some finishing and signature moves in your honor. I call this one, “the Veetizier!” It involves with you being knocked out on the canvas and I rub veet all over your body to help smooth you out. You are not going to feel a thing; well, at least during the initial coat, but it might burn when you regain consciousness. The result is totally going to be worth it though! The fat ladies in the crowd might be chasing you out of the Hempstead arena afterwards. Let’s face it; the only women you could ever get right now are grandmas and cougars. I heard the nickname people had given you in the back. You’re a ‘grandma fucker!’” He sticks his middle finger up at the camera as he pauses. troy BROOKS: “But with this move, “the Veetizier,” you upgrade to bring plump and fat women. All you need to satisfy them is a big bag of flour, so you can find the wet spot. At least it’s better than lifting up all the wrinkles to find the dried up hole.” Mark drops the bottles and knocks the veet out of his brother’s hand. mark BROOKS: “This is not the Love Connection Troy! I don’t care how smooth Brian wants to be or even dreams about. I don’t care how many grandmas he has fucked in his lifetime or how many fat women would desire to sleep with him after he gets waxed. I’m only FOCUSED on one thing and one thing only!” He circles his waist after have been pointing to his chest. mark BROOKS: “The CZW Global Tag Team Championship title belts. Have you lost the meaning of why we signed here?” troy BROOKS: “Now that’s a stupid idea, bro! You know I want those titles just as badly as you do. I got Brian; I got him under full control!” He points to his own chest and Mark grips a handful of his brother’s vest. mark BROOKS: “You may be able to hand Brian, but we cannot take any chances. You make sure Christian is useless in this match while I will take Brian Blaze down with the 3.0.” He turns away from his brother and back to the camera after he stops speaking. mark BROOKS: “I think it’s rather fitting for the two ‘main’ guys of our teams duke it out while we leave Christian and Troy to fend off against each other outside the ring.” He rubs his hands together and bows his head momentarily. mark BROOKS: “There’s something very unsettling about you and Christian being the tag team champions. It has nothing to do with your associates in CZW.” Troy raises his hand and starts to oh and awe in order to get his brother’s attention. troy BROOKS: “Is it cause of all the gay things they do while lying naked on their tag team titles?” Mark places his hand over his face and shakes his head disgusted by that visual. He looks as if he’s ready to vomit. mark BROOKS: “Not even close, but thanks to you—I think I lost my appetite for food forever! We need to sterilize those titles in a bleach solution as soon as he wins them!” As he finishes saying what he does, he turns to the door as it opens and in walks Miss Michelle. Miss Michelle is wearing a pair of black tights, black sports bra, and a red boa short sleeve jacket around her upper body as her hair has been curled and primped up. As she walks into the room, Mark Brooks takes a seat at the edge of the couch and holds his hands up to her. mark BROOKS: “Where the hell have you been?” Michelle stops in her tracks and for a brief moment is caught off guard by her boyfriend. miss MICHELLE: “What the hell Mark, a girl cannot take a piss without a freaking interrogation to come into?” mark BROOKS: “We have strategy to talk, woman! The Revolution has the opportunity to take the ball from the Uprising and walk away with a lot of gold!” miss MICHELLE: “It does not take strategy to beat Botox Barbie and Laura? She’s over the hill and overrated. I’ll be fine in my match babe; you just worry about capturing those tag team titles.” She walks over to Mark and sits on his left leg as she wraps her arm around his back. mark BROOKS: “I’m looking forward to both of us being champions again. We are going to be the golden couple of CZW!” She pushes her hand up through the back of her red hair and bats her eyelashes innocently. miss MICHELLE: “When that comes in just a few short days, wrestling is never going to look so good!” She leans in and kisses her boyfriend on the cheek as he scoots her off his leg and the two stand up in front of the couch. She slouches over in front of Mark and starts to tick her finger to both sides as she begins to speak. miss MICHELLE: “My puppets, really Brian? Somebody sounds just a tad wee jealous with that comment. I mean, my boys aren’t the ones going around contracting sexually transmitted diseases and are candidates for HIV. For claiming to be so great, you sound so stupid! I’m sure you only wished you could have a woman LIKE ME around you, but you couldn’t pay me enough to associate with you or your partner.” Mark wraps his arm around his girl and he nods while winking at the camera. mark BROOKS: “Brian, you have to know buddy nobody pulls my strings. In fact, I don’t even have strings and if I was going to be controlled by a puppet master, I would prefer a hot little number like Miss Michelle than who is your puppet master. How does it feel have your strings pulled by a man? How does it feel being manipulated and played by a man? It makes people think of you as a homosexual. I don’t have a problem with homosexual by any means, but I’m just saying that you do not quite cut it as an alpha male. An alpha male is somebody like me.” He pauses and flashes his pearly whites. mark BROOKS: “The best part of my CZW career is the fact I am unbeatable. I’m not dwelling too much on my ‘impressive’ streak because in all honesty it is not all that impressive. The fault does not lie with me, but with Derek Damage who has refused to constantly book me. Then again, I haven’t seen you on many card either Brian. It seems like if you are half the man you claim to be, then why is it that you’re often given the short end of the stick? The only real person apart of your little group that does any amount of work is the leader. I guess he’s taken leadership 101 because he’s leading by example. His example is not rubbing off on his little groupies because none of you seem to bring in the same success as him. Now I absolutely hate Ryan Shane and everything he stands for, but I can respect the fact that he’s determined and hard working. That is something I cannot say the same for you, Brian. When I look at you, I want to just puke over the fact of you being the face of tag team wrestling. I don’t just want to be sick over the fact; I also want to change it!” He sticks his thumbs out and points them to the middle of his chest bone. mark BROOKS: “After Desperate Times, you will no longer be the face of tag team wrestling. You will no longer be able to claim you are TAG TEAM WRESTLING. You are going to go back to your mediocre porn career and make minimum wage as you sleep with below average hookers because that’s all you are: mediocre. You are blow average Brian and my evidence will be revealed when I beat you for the one, two, and THREE! When I leave you lying in the middle of the ring, there’s going to be nowhere for you to go afterwards except down. You will be seeing stars, as my alleged master puppet would say. Ha!” Troy starts repeatedly tapping his brother over the shoulder as he jumps out in front of him. troy BROOKS: “Not so fast there big brother. I have a few things for Mr. Christian Belanger who thinks he is all that because his partner is big ole Brian Blaze. Let me tell you something Christian because you are very irrelevant to this match and the CZW. You think you’re all that because you walk around with one-half of the Global Tag Team Championships, but you said yourself that you wouldn’t be here if Brian Blaze didn’t practically beg you to come and be his lackey. You didn’t say it in all those words, but you get my point, right bro? When it comes to rookies or undeserving, who is really the undeserving rookie of being on this pay-per view card? It’s not my big bro or I… apparently; it’s not your partner either, so that leaves YOU! Christian, I’m going to enjoy putting you to sleep with my blue mist and sending your wrinkled up prune face to the mat. You’re going to be eating my dust after the revolution runs wild on you! BOO-YAH!” Mark sets his hand on his little brother’s arm and pulls him back as the camera focuses clearly on Mark Brooks. mark BROOKS: “I take it personally when Brian Blaze called me a rookie. He called me a rookie because he is too lazy or stupid to do actual research on his opponent. That laziness or dumbness is going to be the reason why he fails to stand in comparison to me. Brian Blaze, the last thing I am is a damn rookie. I have been in this business a whole lot longer than you have and accomplished way more than you could have ever dreamt of. I was MAIN EVENT before you were out of diapers. The real star in this match is me. I do not think I’m hot shit because I look good; I don’t think I am hot shit because my girlfriend is sexier than yours; I don’t think I’m hot shit because I am above average—I think I’m hot shit because I am THAT much better than you in the ring. Do you got that boy?” He holds his right index finger up as the camera tilts up to catch it. Troy starts holding up deuce signs as he’s slanting back. troy BROOKS: “Ah shit, you got the man started on Brian. I would sure hate to be in your shoes when he uses your face to wipe up the blood you’re going to be spilling in the ring. You are going to be my bro’s bitch! The porn is going to be called ‘How Brian Blaze lost his ANAL-VIRGINITY!’ I hope you bring some lube or else it’s going to STING bad!” He shakes his right hand sideways as he squishes his face together. Michelle leans in with her man’s arm around her lower back as she kisses his cheek and dangles in his arms. The cameras fade out of here. |
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