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The Zodiac Chronikles vol. 3; "The Superstar Without A Scar"
Topic Started: Jan 1 2008, 06:29 PM (137 Views)
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-= The scene fades in on a dressing room door. The door is black, with a white sign centered in the middle that reads "ZODIAC" on it. =-

-= CZW's brand new female commentator comes into view, facing the camera. She is an attractive girl, and she's holding a microphone in her hand. =-

JENNY: Welcome CZW, I am Jenny Jacobs and it's my pleasure to be working for the CZW, to interview the stars you know and love. It's such an exciting time right now, as the company is just starting and things are picking up in quite a hurry. Today, I am hoping to get a short interview with one of the most promising athletes working for the CZW, The Zodiac Thriller.

-= With that, the door surprisingly swings open and startles Jenny and the camera man, Wade Richards. Standing there is Zodiac, wearing black sweat pants, a white "wifebeater" shirt, and sporting a decent sized afro, as he does not have his hair in braids. He is wearing a black and white bandana across his forehead. =-

ZODIAC: THRILL-AHHH

JENNY: Uh.. Huh..? What?

ZODIAC: It's THRILLA. You got to put some attitude in it, yo! Put some slang up on that. I heard everything you said, and yeah I'll grant you a short interview. I like the camera on me, and you're kinda cute yourself.

JENNY: (mildly blushing) Oh.. okay.. well thank you. The first question I'd like to ask you is what are your feelings on the design of the World Title match?

ZODIAC: And the first answer I'd like to give you is that I think it'll be a good challenge, but nothing ta' sweat. There's gonna be this battle royal with god knows how many people at this point, until there is only four left. The four BEST competitors in the CZW at that point, right? And then a cage will be dropped down, and a fight will ensue until one of those playa's escapes the cage and is handed the CZW World Championship. And I should be rewarded, along with the title, the claim to CZW's "Most Valuable Playa"

JENNY: As the days have gone by, more and more athletes are showing up in the CZW and being vocal in a very similar manner. Do you have any thoughts on the new guys and/or any new thoughts on those you've already mentioned in the past?

ZODIAC: Well the first ones to come to mind are the pair of Tim Timmons and Mack Beaudin. Two cocky, generic carbon copies of each other. They're bad asses, they're not impressed with the roster, blah blah blah.

JENNY: But isn't that virtually what you've been saying as well?

-= Zodiac pauses and stares at Jenny, who gets slightly uncomfortable. =-

ZODIAC: Well, as a matter of fact, dat's true. But you see, I say it with originality. I bring a unique flare to dis game. You don't see another wrestler on the CZW like me do you? Hell no you don't. The biggest difference here is those two think they'll dominate the royal, and I -KNOW- I'll dominate the royal. But I do see one original character, albeit kinda embarrassing if you ask me. "The Working Man" J.A. Sawyer. Slightly impressive. But let me tell you what you need to do, you need to WORK on that gut of yours and come see me when you've done something worth a damn.

ZODIAC: And then I'll talk about Caleb Walker and the Alaskan Warriors. Did you see that Ice Breaker? (starts laughing) "CALEB.. JUST LIKE MY BROTHER"

-= As Zodiac says this, he mockingly walks like the Frankenstein Monster. =-

ZODIAC: Brainless punks, all three of them. They talk of this mysterious stable they're in. If that ever causes problems for me, I have a stable of my own.

JENNY: You do?

ZODIAC: Where you been girl? Have you not been watching my fabulous videotape? I've got DEATH ROW, the crew that trained with me. They're not contracted with the CZW, but rest assured if one of the DEATH ROW is in trouble, the rest will come for some thuggin' and some buggin'. Those three may enjoy looking like steroid abusing cracka jacks, but there's no way they can best The Superstar Without a Scar. And as far as everyone else is concerned.. Ian Chadwick, Luthen, Chainsaw Boys, Jeff Baker.. Impaler, Ryan Konkers.. and whoever else. Everyone bring what they can, because you best belee' that the Zodiac is bringin' his A+ game. I strive to be da best, and the best is what I will be.

JENNY: Okay final question, and I really appreciate this.. this is actually my first assignment.

ZODIAC: I know, sugah, don't worry 'bout it. I'm a gentlemen and pimp like dat. I gots class. And if you have any trouble with any of these bitches, you let me know okay?

JENNY: (nodding, flattered) Than-.. Thank you. How do you feel about the management here in CZW, and the direction the company appears to be taking?

ZODIAC: How do I feel about the management here... well let's just say this. So far, everything has been on the up and up. But you see, I'm an African-American male. You've heard of black people right? Well black people usually get the shaft in most events. I ain't gonna bitch and moan 'bout it, it's just a fact. If dat shit starts going down here, and someone tries to bury me, you can't bury da wicked gangsta, sucka! I'll rise up like a phoenix and show you that there's no holding down perfection. But I ain't accusin' no one of shit. Like I said, so far things be thumpin'. Haywire looks like he's going to get business done, and he seems to have DD's full support. Let's hope that's not in vain.

JENNY: Okay, thank you Zodiac-... may I call you Zodiac?

ZODIAC: You can call Zodiac. You can call me daddy. You can call me the best.. and you wouldn't be wrong.

JENNY: ... Okay, any last words?

ZODIAC: Well hell, you got a gun? Don't make it sound like you're gonna put a cap in dis ass, Jenny. I've got a closing statement fo' sure, though. You are looking at the first and the greatest CZW World Champion, right here. And --

[size=7]I GET IT RIGHT, THE FIRST TIME. BELEE' DAT.[/size]

JENNY: (facing camera) Thanks again CZW fans, and we'll see you later with another interview from a CZW star! Thank you!

-= Zodiac throws up an inverted peace sign, wearing a cocky and menacing look on his face. Jenny just smiles and waits for the taping to cease. Throughout the interview she seemed slightly scared, and mildly curious about the persona of The Zodiac Thrilla. The scene slowly fades to black. =-
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