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| The Zodiac Chronikles vol. 4; "A 4:20 Rundown" | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 5 2008, 10:15 PM (131 Views) | |
| Deleted User | Jan 5 2008, 10:15 PM Post #1 |
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-= The scene fades in with various footage of Zodiac Thrilla doing his thing in the ring. A few different top rope suicide moves onto different opponents, with the montage ending with Zodiac hitting his version of Petey Williams' "Canadian Destroyer," which is a sunset flip piledriver. Zodiac calls this move "THE SAN FRAN PLAN." =- -= The scene cuts to Zodiac, sitting at the bottom of some stairs. He is outside, and it is night. He appears to be in front of a commercial building, like you would find in any city's downtown area. He is wearing a black bandana over his head, a black hoodie with the hood down, and red and black wrestling tights. He is holding in his left hand, what white people would call a marijuana cigarette. The camera slowly pans around him, but he never puts his eyes on it, as he just stares straight ahead. He has a determined, passionate look on his face. As he continues to stare directly ahead, he begins to speak. =- ZODIAC: Combat Zone Wrestling. January 10th, there is going to be a riot. A war. An all-out carnage to ultimately crown the first ever CZW World Champion. Whoever has signed a CZW contract up until that point, has entry into this rumble. So far, we've got one helluva freak show goin' down. *** puff, puff *** ZODIAC: The last time I spoke in front of a CZW camera, half of the mouthiest of the bunch hadn't even joined yet. Everyone's got the same goal. Everyone's got the self-confidence to run down the roster and lay down predictions of their own world title gain. We've got some class acts here in CEE ZEE DUBBYA don't we? We've got Adam Swinger reacting as a child would by attacking Ryan Lewis. For what, to prove a point? The only point you've proven to me is that you're not mature enough to step in the same ring as me, and fight like a man. You're a punk. And recently you've aligned yourself with another punk, "The Hardcore Ass-blaster" Tim Timmons. You boys can circle jerk all night long, and beat up whoever you want in your little CZW promos, and still not have what it takes to defeat the Superstar Without A Scar. I'll welcome you both good and propa to the CZW at the rumble, by eliminating you both personally. And Caleb Walker, you can play your little soap opera game all you want, but you have GOTS to know to bring your A game into dat ring when the Thrilla is in it with you. *** puff, puff *** ZODIAC: What else we got... oh, that's right. We've got a resident gambler. Impressive, Ace King. You seem like you've got some class. But how will the company look if a guy with a gambling problem becomes the World Champion? Hells, you'd probably bet the title away and lose it the same night as winning it. I can't let that happen, yo. The people need a people's champion. I've got no beef wit you, but business is business. And Zodiac is big business. *** puff, puff *** ZODIAC: and "The Working Man" J.A. Sawyer, "Irish" Ian Chadwick, the same goes for you. I respect you both. You represent, yo. But the same can be said for you two cracka jacks. You don't make the final cut in my book. Da cream of da crop will be what it takes the win the World title. You may have the heart, but you ain't got the class. -I- am the epitome of dat class. Belee' dat, honkies. *** puff *** ZODIAC: And for one Mack Beaudin, you wanna talk about singling me out, bring it on brotha. I may respect Chadwick and Sawyer, but I don't respect you or yours. You are a typical loud mouth bully bitch, and you know what Zodiac does wit punks like you? I play you for the fool that you are. I's got more talent in my black fingers than you got in your entire family tree. You try to impress with my your run downs, you want me to fear you, don't ya Mack? Well I fear nothing, especially when dat nothing is the color white. You don't know where I come from? All you gots ta do is open your ugly eyes and take a look. All you gots ta do is pay attention. I am the Most Valuable Playa in the CZW. Word. -= Zodiac takes another puff, and then throws out his "cigarette." He stands up, but still keeps his eyes off of the camera. =- ZODIAC: And for those others that are brand new to the CZW, or have yet to make their presence felt. Andrew Asshavin, Chris Dee.. you want the world title, well get in line. Jeremy Rambo, or whatever your cowboy ass's name is, you shouldn't even come to the show. Just drink more beer and beat up more drunks. Impaler, Jeff Baker, Luthen, Wolf, Drake, WHOEVER the hell else, listen. -= Zodiac finally looks at the camera, with an even more passionate look on his face. =- ZODIAC: I'm done TELLIN' y'all how good I am. I'm done talkin' bout the match. I'm ready to rumble right now, and have been since da beginnin'. It's time for mah actions to back up mah words, because that's what kind of man I am. I'm not going to go and beat up some cracka jack on screen. I'm not going to run my mouth on and on about how great I am. I don't have to prove SHIT to anyone here, but I am going to at the rumble. Because when all is said and done, and the smoke has cleared.. Let the true playa hold the CZW World title. -= With that, Zodiac throws up two inverted peace signs. =- [size=14]DEUCES![/size] -= With that, Zodiac starts walking away, into a dark alley. The cameraman is wise enough not to follow. The scene slowly fades to black, as Zodiac walks further and further away. =- |
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