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| Topic Started: Jan 6 2008, 03:40 AM (173 Views) | |
| El Pablo | Jan 6 2008, 03:40 AM Post #1 |
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VIVA LA RAINBOWLUTION!!!
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*An excited murmer ripples through the crowd as darkness descends over the arena. The opening guitar riff to "Been Training Dogs" by the Cooper Temple Clause begins to play out over the PA as spotlights flicker on and off over various sections of the arena, punctuating the beat of the music. As the full song kicks in, a blast of pyro goes off over the stage, and a young man walks out to warm applause from the crowd.* *The stranger is dressed in a black beanie, dark sunglasses, a white Leeds United Football Club shirt, an unzipped plain black hooded jacker, black fingerless gloves, baggy cargo trousers and white trainers. Over his shoulder is an unfamiliar title belt, gold on black, with a gold number 5 over a blue 5-pointed star in the centre. In his left hand is a microphone.* *This unfamiliar character stands at the front of the stage as the music continues playing, surveying his new surroundings with a wry smile on his face. After a few moments, the music fades out, and after a brief pause the young man raises the microphone to his mouth.* STRANGER: WELCOME TO.. THE FIRST EVER.. "EL.. PABLO.. EXPERIENCE"!!! *The stranger (who shall be referred to from now on as El Pablo), starts pacing up and down the stage as he speaks.* EL PABLO: Yes, it seems that for you people, this is quite an exciting time! A brand-new Pro Wrestling Organisation.. A chance to see, what you might call, "proper" wrestling.. That is, athletes coming out, night after night, giving their all for the love, and the thrill of the competition, rather than just going through the motions night after night, killing time until they can pick up their next oversized paycheck. *The crowd cheers, clearly in agreement with the sentiments being expressed.* EL PABLO: And most importantly.. athletes coming out, with the sole intention of doing what they do best to give you "The People" the experience of a lifetime! AM I RIGHT!? *The crowd cheers even louder, apparently taking an instant shine to this stranger in their midst.* EL PABLO: And yet... No. For some reason, it appears that, while I'm sure the motly collection of "Bad-Ass Mofos" and "Best Damn Things" backstage aren't picking up 7-figure salaries just yet.. The thought of dining on gold plates and wiping their arses with 20 dollar bills does appear to be imprinted pretty heavily on the forefront of these people's minds. *The crowd boos.* EL PABLO: Now, while I'm not gonna come out here and pretend I'm not interested in titles, I do think that these so-called "superstars" should be having a bit more consideration for you, the paying public! *The crowd cheers again.* EL PABLO: Besides.. There's been so much crap spouted around here over the last few days that by the time the CZW's paid for the clean-up operation, there'll be no money left to pay people anyway! *The crowd bursts into laughter, with a little cheer given out afterwards.* EL PABLO: So with that in mind CZW fans, I have decided NOT to bore you with half-baked speeches about beating on anyone I come across just because they blinked at me with both eyes.. I have decided NOT to bore you with VTs of me beating up on your Average Joes in a bizarre attempt to try and prove how "tough" and "macho" I am.. No, I have decided.. To sit back.. Bide my time.. Let the competition strut around like prancing peacocks.. And when the time is right... Show everyone exactly WHY I am CZW's one and only Five Star Superstar! *El Pablo raises his title belt above his head as the crowd lets out their most emphatic cheers so far.* EL PABLO: Five Star Agility.. Five Star Innovation.. FIVE STAR ENTERTAINMENT FOR ANYONE FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE IN ATTENDANCE! *More emphatic cheering.* EL PABLO: And if any of the broken records in the back feel compelled to actually get involved in some sort of physical contact instead of just talking about it, then come and find me. For now, I'll be with the most important part of this organisation! *El Pablo throws the microphone to the floor as his music kicks back in. The crowd rises to its feet in adulation as El Pablo walks down the rampway, walks alongside the ring, hops over the barricade and takes his seat in amongst the CZW fans.* |
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