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| Glacier speaks! (TAG TITLES) | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 11 2008, 07:53 PM (106 Views) | |
| AlaskanWarriors | Jan 11 2008, 07:53 PM Post #1 |
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***We find Glacier once again in the back of a limo talking on his cell phone.*** Glacier: "Look I just landed a little bit ago, I have something else that I have to take care of first. I don't give a d**n how long you have been setting on him, he fed me wrong information and for that he HAS to pay...and he WILL pay dearly...but when I'm good and god d@mn ready to. If you want to join him I suggest you keep pregnant dodging and moaning about sitting on him until I decided to show up...do I make myself clear??" ***Glacier pauses, rolling his eyes while he waits for an answer*** Glacier: "That's what I thought...you see you are on the fast track to a bright new career path. Keep making decisions like this, and you will be a rich man. I'm almost here..so I've got to get going. No I don't know how long its going to take...I'm not sure what I'm in for here...I could be here five minutes or five hours. Look, I'll call you when I'm on my way. Later." ***Glacier hangs up his cell phone as the limo pulls up in front of his home in Las Vegas (other home). Far from the Bright lights of the Strip, sitting on the end of a dead end street all by itself, it almost seems like it has grown up there like a weed. Glacier steps out of the limo and into the bright sun drenched driveway, putting on his oakleys he surveys the outside of the three story castle. The driver gets out and opens the trunk. Glacier slams it back down almost right on top of the driver's arms.*** Glacier: "I have other business in town after I get done here...you are paid up until I say you can go. So mind your p's and q's and get back behind that wheel and wait for me...GOT IT!!" ***The driver nods his head as he wipes the sweat from his forhead, thankful that he got his arms out in time. Glacier heads around the back of the house and peaks around the corner to the pool area. Nobody to be seen. He pauses and heads back up toward the front door. He pushes the heavy wooden door open, and steps over a plethora of mail that has gathered on the floor since he has been gone. He takes his glasses off and slams the door home with a thud which echos throught the house.*** Glacier: "Hello...Hello??? I do hope you took my advice and got the hell out of dodge!!" ***Glacier makes his way down a long hallway decorated with various pictures of himself with famous people and articles about him. He pauses by a small end table that has a phone and an answering machine. A green light is flashing that the mailboxes are full. Glacier continues down the hall toward a iron sprial staircase.*** Glacier: "So Haywire has put me and brother in a tag title match this week cool thinks that he is going to end not only me but my brother as well ha hes got another thing coming. He thinks that we are in a state of confusion? The only one confused around here is Haywire thinking that it is going to be that easy to get rid of me. What's really f#@king funny he is so out of it he said that he has been planning since CZW opened the doors you hate me and my brother you want to get rid of us dont you , son of a bitch?? I hate to break the news to you Haywire you thiink your all king shit putting you but kissing Tim Timmons in a match and teaming him up with Adam "No Nuts" Swinger well there going to be in for a rude awaking this week when me and my brother fly into Phoenix where going to fly out with the CZW Tag Team Titles got it good, you have no damn clue who we are and what we have done over the years, we are multi time tag team champions in every federation we have stepped foot in, you do not get it son, we are the best in the business." ***Glacier makes it to the stairway and begins his climb to the next floor.*** Glacier: "Hellooooo....I'm back!!! You see Haywire you can throw who ever the hell you want to in front of us it really does not matter me and the big man will walk threw them all like hot knife threw butter, they will fall at our feet and beg for forgiveness and ask us not to destroy what dignity they have left. You see Haywire this is real as it gets the Alaskan Warriors take care of business and we do it very god damn good." ***Glacier gets off of the stairs stepping onto the wooden floor, the boards creeaking and groaning from the footsteps of the Glacier. He turns the corner into a master bedroom. The bed looks like it has been slept in and is still un-made. A small graveyard of empty bottles litter the floor around the bed. Glacier walks over to the closet.*** Glacier: "Here is the real test..." ***Glacier opens the closet still full of womens clothes.*** Glacier: "Son of a pregnant dog!!!! Damn...why does this have to be this way?? WHY!!!" ***Glacier starts to grab the clothes and throw them onto the bed*** Glacier: "Why does everyone want to do things the f#@king hard way!! Why can't anyone do things the easy way? I mean I know life isn't supposed to be easy but d**n once and awhile why can't people do what I ask them to do??" ***Glacier empties the closet of all the clothes and then starts on the shoes tossing them over his shoulder as he continues to rant.*** Glacier: "I mean its a simple request...hey I'm leaving now, I've got some shows to do back east, when I get back I don't want to find you or any of your nuts here!! How much more plain english can I put it...why must I spell everything out for them. GET THE F#@K OUT!!!, as the old Skid Row song goes...what else is there to say. Contrary to what every one believes you aren't my wife...you were fun to have around and all but d**n...the Glacier doesn't need to be saddled with a wife. I mean that might work with some guys..but not the Glacier...oh hell no. She rode this gravy train long enough and now its time to roll up my sleves and take out the trash...JUST LIKE WHAT I'M GOING TO DO THURSDAY NIGHT!!" ***Glacier stomps across the wooden floor and pulls open the doors to the balcony. The sun invades the darkness of the room, Glacier spins around and heads back over toward the bed.*** Glacier: "Thursday is just going to be the begining Chainsaw boys, I'm going to work you over, I'm going to soften you up...I'm going to go old school on your asses Chainsaw bro's...Old school beat down starts this week...I'm going to pick a body part and I'm going to attack it, it might be your shoulder...it might be your leg..mmm or even better maybe your knee. I believe you had a little problem with that knee in one of the matches we had. I'm going to stomp it...I'm going to pull it in ways that it wasn't ment to be pulled. I'm going to stretch it over and over again til you are screaming like a little baby with a paddled ass!" ***Glacier picks up a hand full of designer dresses and does an about face toward the balcony.*** Glacier: "But right before I shatter your knees, or snap your legs or pull your arms out of your socket...I'm going to stop. Yes, you heard me I'm going to stop. I don't to put you out just yet...not in a tag match..not several days before the biggest match of my career..oh no..I'm going to leave you there on the edge of that cliff...so you better train like you've never trained before...you better work on that threshold of pain you claim to have...you are going to need each and every ounce to be able to with stand what Ice Breaker and I will do to you on Thursday Night...and there is nothing that any one in CZW can do about it...NOTHING....CAUSE IT'S OUR TIME ICE BREAKER'S AND GLACIER'S TIME TO RULE THE WORLD ONCE MORE AND HOLD THE GOLD!!!" ***Glacier makes it to the balcony...steps out into the late afternoon sun and throws the arm full of clothes over the edge!! An evil smile creeps over Glacier's face as the dresses float back down to earth. Some land on a patio furniture set, some make it as far out as the pool itself. He looks up at the sky and takes a deep breath and turns to go back inside for more!!!*** Glacier: "I know I have said it before and I'm going to say it again...this is my destiny, and I'm coming for you Chainsaw boys and Hell is coming with me!!! Maybe you have forgotten what it feels like to become one of the Devil's Own!!! What a momentum builder it would be for the Glacier to pin your shoulders to the mat for the 1-2-3 and me and my brother walk out of Phoenix the World Tag Team Champions?? It's got to be there...in the back of your mind...you have to be thinking about it...you know its coming. You know I have your number. You know that Ice and Glacier are the best in the world today and we will prove it once and for all so all you CZW wanna be tag teams think real good long and hard before you step in the ring with the Alaskan Warriors." ***This time Glacier picks up an arm full of shoes and heads back toward the balcony.*** Glacier: "That would really piss you off to wouldn't it...Haywire to see us two win the tag titles over you two hand picked ass kissing goons Tim Timmons and Adam Swinger yes it would get under your skin as we send them to hell in a hand basket oh it would be so worth it to see your reactions as we lay them two morons to rest and take care of the Chainsaw idiots as well" ***Glacier stands over the edge of the balcony once more and looks over at the articles already dotting the landscape. He smiles an evil toothy grin and starts to fling shoes as far out into the field behind his house that he can.*** Glacier: So Haywire it will be an honor to wreck your boys this week on War Zone in Phoenix and take out your other two hand picked idiots and demolish them as well, you see Haywire theres nothing in this world that is going to stop me and the big man to get those tag titles, hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, what ever it wont stop us, we mean business and we are ready more than you know Ice will be showing up later today and we will give you four others in this match the battle of your lives and I will say this one more time you four will be looking up to the best ever that is Alaskan Warriors. ***Glacier continues to throw clothes and shoes out the balcony. Laughing a demonic laugh that echoes off the walls of his house.*** |
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