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The Training Session; X-Title RP
Topic Started: Jan 12 2008, 03:15 AM (174 Views)
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VIDEO FADES in to a gym of some kind. We see exercise machines, punching bags, weights, and a ring set up in the background. The camera slowly pans left. There are two men in the ring and one standing at ringside, but because of shadows and because some equipment is between the camera and the ring, we cannot see who is there. We hear the sounds of punching, and can tell that the men in the ring are boxing. The man at ringside is moving around and talking, sounding much like Burgess Meredith, who played the trainer Mick in the movie ‘Rocky’.

Trainer- “What are ya doin’, ya bum! You’re nothin’ but a bum! You embarrassed your parents yer entire life! When you were born and the doctor smacked your butt, you didn’t have enough brains to cry!”

Boxer in the ring (who we still cannot see clearly), doing a bad Sylvester Stallone impersonation-“Why you keep callin’ me a bum, huh? Y’know, its not very nice.”

Trainer- “Because you’re a bum, ya bum! Let me sing you a song.

“Yer brains are mashed, yer just so dumb,
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
You’ll never win, yer just a bum!
Fa la la la la,...ba bum, bum, BUM!”


The camera zooms in, and now we see the trainer looks similar to Irish Ian Chadwick, though obviously isn’t. He is dressed in gear that looks like Chadwick’s.

Ian impersonator- “Yer not doin’ what I taught ya! Do it just like I showed ya!”

CAMERA SHOT inside the ring, where we now see the two boxers. One is an unknown young guy, the other is The Working Man J.A. Sawyer, still in his work uniform but wearing boxing gloves, and Sawyer looks over to the trainer and nods. Sawyer grabs the other boxer’s head, pulls their heads as far away as he can without letting go, and plants a huge Head Butt on the young man’s noggin.

Ian impersonator- “Again!”

Sawyer Head Butts his opponent again

Ian impersonator, bellowing- “AGAIN!”

Sawyer Head Butts his opponent again

Ian impersonator, bellowing- “AGAIN!”

Sawyer rears back and Head Butts his nearly unconscious victim again, and the man collapses in the corner. Sawyer, still doing a bad Sylvester Stallone impersonation, asks, “Did I do good?”

Impersonator- “Ya did good, kid. Before you know it, you’ll be just like me!”

Sawyer- “Just like you? A failure in two sports? No thanks!”

Sawyer looks into camera, smiles, winks, then steps out of the SHOT. At the bottom of the screen we see the words:

‘This sketch was approved by the Friends of Chadwick
Foundation, who pity Ian Chadwick because we know he
will never be CZW X-Division Champion. To join the FCF,
contact Ian at O’Malley’s pub in New York, his home address.
If you show up in person, you, too, may get beaten up so
Ian can feel respected by his neighbors. This is the greatest
honor that Ian can bestow upon his fans. If you don’t like it,
you are a P***y.’

No actors, athletes, or bystanders minding their own business
were harmed during the making of this film. END OF STORY.
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i gotta be honest with you dude, that was funny as hell, i literally laughed out loud when i read it
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Haywire
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Nice work!
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