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Court is in session; X-Title RP #2: Sawyer
Topic Started: Jan 12 2008, 06:22 PM (124 Views)
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VIDEO FADES in to what appears to be a court room. A jury of nameless people sit to one side and a judge that looks suspiciously like El Pablo in a wig and fake moustache and beard watches the proceedings. As we watch, two bailiffs set up a large video monitor and insert a disc into a DVD player. An image from the CZW Heavyweight title match appears showing the Final Four in the cage. Dressed in a grey three-piece suit, his hair slicked back, The Working Man JA Sawyer steps into the scene as he addresses the judge and jury.

Sawyer states very clinically as the video plays- “Now, this shot is at the very beginning of the four-way cage match eventually won by The Zodiac Thriller.”

Voice from off camera- “Zodiac THRILLA!”

Sawyer, nodding to off camera person- “Thank you. Zodiac THRILLA. Belee’ dat. At any rate, here we see Thrilla (again nods to off-camera person), JA Sawyer, Adam Swinger, and Ace King are the final four. In no way, shape, or form does Irish Ian Chadwick fit in to this scenario. He’s just not there. And why is that, do you suppose?"

Judge Pablo- “Get on with it, counsel.”

Sawyer- “Of course. Let me go on to the next clip, then. Here we see a shot from earlier in the Rumble match that decided the final four, and it will show conclusively that it was a shot from the Grassy Knoll...I’m sorry. It will show conclusively how Ian Chadwick disappeared from this match. Here you see the self-proclaimed Five Star Superstar El Pablo.”

CLOSE-UP of the Judge, now definitely recognizable as EL Pablo. He looks directly into the camera and states, “I can see why. He looks like a very handsome and talented specimen.”

CLOSE-UP of Sawyer looking at the Judge incredulously.

Sawyer- “Hmmm. Yes, well, at any rate, this EL Pablo is about to show what our experts have determined to be...” (Sawyer puts on a pair of wire rimmed glasses and looks through some paperwork) “Ah, yes! The El Pablo Experience.”

VIDEO CLIP from Rumble airs, showing El Pablo hitting the Pablo Slam and dumping Irish Ian Chadwick out of the ring over the top rope. We see the elimination repeated over and over as Sawyer continues to talk in VOICEOVER.

Sawyer- “Here, we see Ian Chadwick clearly being eliminated from the Rumble, and there are definitely more than four persons in the ring at this time. If there are any doubts, look at the angle and trajectory of Chadwick’s descent. Over the top rope, down...and to the left. Down...and to the left. Down...and to the left. (Pause) Down...and to the left. (Sawyer looks at the Judge like he is about to say something else) Down..........and to the left.”

As Sawyer’s voice continues to say, “Down...and to the left,” in the background, the SCENE switches back to a shot of the court room, which blurs out of focus, and printed on the bottom of the screen are the following words.

‘This message has approved by the Friends of Chadwick Foundation, who are terribly sorry that Ian was eliminated so early. If you wish to join our organization, please contact us at O’Malley’s Pub in New York. Please. We mean it. We’re down to three members, and one is thinking about joining the El Pablo fan club after viewing this video. We supply free pickled eggs. END OF STORY.'
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