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| oh your so funny; X title match rp #2 | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 13 2008, 05:16 PM (125 Views) | |
| Deleted User | Jan 13 2008, 05:16 PM Post #1 |
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(the scene opens with a shot of an entrance to a hospital. there are several people in white lab coats and nurse outfits standing outside smoking cigerettes. they are talkng umonst themselves as one is over heard.) Nurse: Did you see that boxer looking guy in fast track? Nurse #2: Oh my goodness, he's gorgeous. Nurse: I know. Why is he here? Nurse #2: He must of had a fight tonite. Nurse: He didn't look beat up. (just as the second nurse goes to answer her friend "Irish" Ian Chadwick walks out of the doors behind them and approaches.) Chadwick: I had a wrestling match, a sissy one at that, that's why I'm here. Nurse: Oh i see. (giggling) Chadwick: One of you got a cigerette? Nurse #2: Of course. (smiling from ear to ear) (she puls out a pack of cigerettes and hands one to him) Chadwick: Thanks a bunch, gorgeous. (he pulls a lighter out of his pocket, lights the cigerette and walks away. The nurses wisper and giggle behind him as he looks at the camera.) Chadwick: Jesus! You guys never leave me alone. do ya? I guess it's kind of a good thing your here though, I got some stuff to get off my chest anyway. I seen this little shows The Fat Man JA Sawyer has been making about me and The Pablo. Even though Pablo doesn't have the balls to say something, I can't let this go. It's become apperant that I'm not dealing with a wrestler, but in fact I'm dealing with an actor. I addmitt, it was quite humorous. I'm not gonna sit back and take it, Fat Man, sorry for your luck. I think I've figured out your problem. Your jealous that I'm a superiour athlete and your a fat, disgusting slob. You claim that I'm a failure in two sports? I didn't fail at boxing fat man, I was thrown out. I was ranked number seven in the world in the Cruiserweight Division, thank you very much. And I've only had one match so far here in the CZW, so how can I be a failure? And if I remember correctly, I didn't win the World Title, so doesn't that make you a failure, too? If that ain't the pot calling the kettle black, I don't know what is. Your an actor, not a wrestler. So you've failed at impersenating a wrestler. I think it's funny that you've created a fictisious "foundation" for me. I don't need friends, fat man. But, apperently you do. Your so hard up for people to like you that you had to start an Ian hating club? Come on, man. Are you serious? You think I'm some kind of degenerate, but what have you ever done that's so special? Yeah, I drink and smoke and fight. So what? Who are you to judge me? Are you so much better than the rest of us? I seriously doubt that you are. I'll be seeing you on the seventeenth, fat man, don't you worry. The time for talking will be over, and the time for redemption will be at hand. Will your acting skills help you then? And since I'm here, I might-as-well give a shout out to The Pablo. If your smart you limey *bleep*, you'll stay out of my way and let me go. It's pretty unfortunate that you got dragged into the mix between me and The Fat Man, but you are. May god help you if you don't take my advice, because hell hath no furry like an Irish man angry. You really seem like a nice guy, so I'm willing to forget about you eliminateing me from the World Title match. But get in my way, and you'll be sorry. Nw get the hell outta my way, I'm tired and hungry and I need a drink. (he climbs into his car and drives off as the scene fades to black) |
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