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Ask And Ye Shall Recieve...; X RP II
Topic Started: Jan 13 2008, 11:40 PM (103 Views)
El Pablo
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VIVA LA RAINBOWLUTION!!!

*The scene opens up inside an abandoned warehouse, somewhere in the deepest, darkest depths of Phoenix, Arizona. The room is cold, grey, and completely empty, except for the very centre, where an old, dusty white caravan stands alone, illuminated by the cold, surgical lighting coming down from the rafters. The camera slowly zooms in on the door of the caravan, which all of a sudden is forced open from the inside to reveal El Pablo standing on the steps leading inside. He's dressed in a black beanie hat, black sunglasses, a thick grey coat, black fingerless gloves, baggy black cargo pants and white trainers, wrapped up warm to stave off the cold winter weather. The Five Star Federation Title Belt, as always, drapes over his left shoulder. After a brief pause, El Pablo steps down out of the caravan and begins to address the camera.*

EL PABLO: The 1987 Abbey GT.. Some might call this a charming throwback to days gone by.. A nostalgic reminder of childhood holidays spent fishing in streams, feeding sheep in the nearby fields, watching the grass grow and letting the days drift slowly by... Ian Chadwick calls this.. "Home Sweet Home". You see, ladies and gentlemen, I've had a lot of experience with gypsies, or "travellers" as you might call them. Back home, barely a month went by there weren't stories of another "clan" rolling into town and shacking up in a nearby field. So when it comes to entering into a match-up with someone like "Irish" Ian Chadwick, I'd like to think I know what I'm up against.

*El Pablo pauses briefly, his breath clearly visible in the night air.*

EL PABLO: You see, Gypsies - like Ian - tend to have suffered a hard upbringing of some kind. No permanent residency, no regular income, tough breaks for anyone I'm sure you'll agree. Gyspies ALSO - as anyone who's ever walked across a field within a month of them moving on will tell you - like to drink. Cheap stuff, what you or I might refer to as "piss water", you know the sort of thing I mean. From what I've heard, "Irish" Ian has a fondness for Bud Light... Say no more. The THIRD thing you need to know about Gypsies, is that they make their money by ripping off good, honest, working people. Having never properly seen Ian compete in a wrestling ring, I couldn't possibly comment, but the stats are there...

*El Pablo chuckles to himself, and starts walking slowly away from the caravan.*

EL PABLO: All jokes aside Ian, I know you've had it tough, I know you've been through things most people wouldn't inflict on their worst enemies. After all, it takes a special kind of psycho to get banned from what is essentially the ultimate human bloodsport! So yes, I know you're a dangerous man who's not to be taken lightly. And you know what, if you want me to stay out of your way on Thursday night, that's fine by me. To be honest, I'd like nothing more than to just sit back and let you and Sawyer beat the crap out of each other, before stepping in, finishing off whatever's left and walking home with the gold. Unfortunately, the thing is.. I'm an entertainer at heart.. and I know that the good people of Phoenix, Arizona want to be treated to some five star ass-kicking, courtesy of the FIVE.. STAR.. SUPERSTAR... You see, Ian, unlike Gypsies, I can't just rip the people off by putting in a half-arsed effort for their hard-earned ticket money. I need to feel that I've given the people EXACTLY what they asked for. That's why this Thursday both you, and J.A. Sawyer, comedic genius that he is, are gonna feel the full force.. of the EL.. PABLO.. EXPERIENCE!

*El Pablo stops walking, and the camera positions itself so the caravan is visible over his right shoulder.*

EL PABLO: Keep watching the skies Ian.. because you never know when they might..

*El Pablo pauses, and the camera switches focus to the caravan in the background, as a wrecking ball comes crashing down from the ceiling, tearing a hole right through the roof of the caravan, crashing to the floor below, its heavyweight chain following it down and finishing the job. The camera returns focus to El Pablo, who removes his sunglasses and stares at the camera with a grin.*

EL PABLO: ..come crashing down.

*El Pablo replaces his sunglasses, and looks back into the camera as his hand enters the frame clutching a black marker pen. He draws a large 'X' across the lens, before walking out of shot, leaving the camera focused on the 'X' for a few moments before fading to black.*
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