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| The Gosling Show...; Jesse RP 3/3 v.s Stylez | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 15 2008, 08:48 PM (241 Views) | |
| Jesse Montana | Jan 15 2008, 08:48 PM Post #1 |
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[size=7]CZW Warzone - Jesse Montana - RP 3/3 - v.s Matt Stylez[/size] Before you read the RP, you will need to know the basic storyline: Basic Storyline - Jesse and Jacqui have accepted an offer for a camera crew to follow them around for the 'day of the match' to make a documentary on a "Wrestler's Mind" before a big match. They go from being with them in the hotel room to being in the car with them to being in the locker with them. Only one small detail, the man making the documentary (Timothy Gosling) is insane and thinks he is a comedian documentary maker. So for this RP, the narrator is Timothy. Documentary - Life of a Wrestler - Before the Big Match Morning Life - "Not Pretty" Tim: The scene opens as we see Jesse waking up. It is match day and he has set his alarm fairly early. But it still pisses him off as the ringing drives into the head of the early morning creature. "Shut the hell up you inconsiderate prick" Tim : Offcourse, he IS actually talking to his alarm clock. You see, early in the morning is not the most attractive time for Jesse, not even mentioning Jacqui, who simply wakes up to find, a beehive on her head, or so it looks. "Dammit, what the hell has happened to my hair, it looks worse than Zodiac's hair" Tim: Yes, not the most intelligent time for the two. Jesse gets up having put his shirt on back- to- front and wearing odd socks while Jacqui just walks out looking like she has woken up in a zoo. They both fight for the toilet, Jacqui winning, as she makes poor Jesse jump in horror, as he catches a glimpse of her satanic hair. Well, it does look pretty damn evil. "Hurry up you skank. And sort your damn hair out" "Oh piss off you arrogant snob" Tim: Clearly, not the most ellagant time for the two. See, this is them backstage, without all of the make up on and it sure as hell ain't pretty!!! Tim: Anyway, let me introduce you to our project. Hello, Hola, Bonjour, I am Timothy Gosling and I am a raving homosexual. "Wait, who the hell put that on the cards, your gonna pay" Tim: Sorry about that, I am actually straight, ask my wife, and my lover, and my three girlfriends. Don't ask Jim though, he is my boyfriend....He won't help matters!!! Tim: Anyway. Today, we will be following Jesse and Jacqui around before the big match. We will feature there waking up process, which at the moment, does not impress. Next will be the journey there, finally ending it in the locker room. We are simply making a documentary on the mind set of a Wrestling Superstar before the big show. So far, I am finding out they are not as they might seem on T.V. Jacqui now, as she exits the bathroom, has an electric toothbrush pertruding out of her mouth as she madly runs around the apartment, just trying to find a towel "Jesse, if you have used our last towel, I will...I will, Flush your head down the toilet. So...You better had, FLUSH" Tim: Not the most appreciative woman in the World you see. Now running around as she ultimately walks into the wall to knock herself over. Well, what else could happen to a woman who is blinded from the new creation of life on her head AND has a vibrating toothbrush sticking out of her mouth? Do you see my point? "Yeah, it is because of the tight trousers you are wearing" Nervermind. Tim: Jesse leaves the bathroom and steps over the fumbled exterior of poor Jacqui Rhodes. "Come on love, we have not got all day you know, SO wake up AND get up off the floor NOW" Tim: Again, not the most appreciative pair. "And you there, get that ****ing camera out of my face before I insurt it up your parters a**." Tim: Jesse offcourse having discovered our stealthy take of morning life with the two superstars. This leaves me to say one last comment. "EVERYONE Get The Hell OUT!!!" Tim: Oh and you, yes, I will catch you later. Goodbye. Afternoon Life - "The Journey Begins" Tim: So we meet again. Amazingly, our two friends have persavered from the early stumble and have managed to dress themselves in an acceptable way...Somehow. Most of the morning Jacqui has been violently angry at the "secretive" Jesse. You see, he carries around with him an envelope. This was handed to him by Haywire from there previous meeting, the one that took place in Mr. Damages Office. Jacqui however does not know the truth about this, which infuriates her, Jesse offcourse loving every second of it. "Damn right I am kid" Tim: Unfortunately now, Jacqui seems to be staring in my direction, as I can only guess she is imagining, In Detail, ways of Circumsising me with a Blunt Spoon. "You could only be so lucky" Tim: Difficult I know, but hell, anything can happen in showbusiness. Or is that the wrestling Business. Anyway, moving on, Swiftly. The drive from the hotel to the American West Arena takes about half an hour. Jesse now starting to count the tourists that we go past in horrific boredom. "Okay scumball, I let you do this for a professional side, but you do NOT have to comment on every God Damn Little Thing I Happen TO DO" "Understood" Tim: Jesse offcourse insensed from a disastorous sexual encounter which took place last night in the bedroom, how do I know this, I had the pleasure of staying in the next room along . "But do not worry Jesse...It happens to the best of us" "Right that is it little man, I am going to throw you out this damn limo right now" "No need Mr Montana. We seem to be arriving at the arena right...Now." "You going to let him talk to you like that" "Oh do not worry there Jacqui, we have an understanding don't we Mr Montana?" Tim: Not surprisingly as soon as I said that................I got a swift hook to the face. But all is okay. I still have a FEW teeth left and at least now, I can simply get those fashionable gold Teeth I have been wanting oh so much. So really when you look at the situation from another way, I am merrily happy about the black eye I have. In fact I will go one step further and say I would be dreadfully disapointed if I was NOT to have a partially momentary disfigured head...Now back to business. "Where did Jesse go?" Evening Life - "Ouch My Face" Tim: Yes I am wearing a neck brace but do not worry, it is not necessary, I am only wearing it for financial gain, (looks more realistic when you are sueing in court). Nevermind that, I am currently standing outside the locker room of The Sensation himself. I have been in four locker rooms already. Well one was actually the womens toilet. And yes, that is why I have another black eye, but quiet frankly, I feel embarrassed to talk about that. Back to reality. I am going to record an interview Jesse is about to give. Jesse will basically talk a lot of bollocks about his opponent, feel up his Assistant Jacqui Rhodes and lets see, yes, mention the fact that he might accidentally, slightly, well...break every bone in Matt Stylez body...But no need to worry Matt...some surgeons are good. Interview faze - Tim: Unfortunately I will not be conducting this interview as the authorities, waiting outside, would not allow it. I only have a few hours left then...I have to get sectioned again, but I am happy, at least I can talk to myself, all alone in the padded cell. "WHY ME GOD....WHY???" Tim: Anyway, back to the interview. It is being done by Jenny Jacobs who is an employer of the CZW. Tim: I applied for this particular job, but was turned down......Well I did turn up to the interview dressed as a kangaroo. But that was not the reason I did not get the job, oh no my brother, the reason was quite simply because.........They thought I was Australian. (Btw, to all the Australians watching....I do not give a ****!!! Interview Tim: Jesse is sitting down with the delicious Jacqui by his side. The interview is now under way. "It is now match day, your debut, so how do you feel?" "I feel on top of the World. I have beside me the sexiest woman in the world." Tim: See I told you he would find time to grope Jacqui. "I am in the peak of my career and I have got a new contract in CZW, where I will basicly, become the greatest force in Sports Entertainment. If you were me, you would feel this damn sweet." Tim: He is smiling while chewing hard on a stick of gum, he looks pretty relaxed as he seeps in his leather chair. "You see, I have scouted my first opponent well. I know he has been wrestling since he was 17." Tim: Jesse looks directly into the camera. "Now you are still a kid. You think it is your time, hell no boy, first is the rise of The Sensation, a period in this company that will last for years, I will be the new face of this company, it all starts after tonight, my debut match." Tim: Wow he looks confident, even I am starting to believe him. Although I did still believe in Santa Claus until I was 21. "We saw a couple of nights ago Jesse you having a mysterious meeting with Haywire and Mr. Damage, now you have a envelope which people believe, are from them, can you shed more light on the situation?" "You all going to have to wait and see. The Sensation is full of surprises. I have not even showed this to Jacqui, I show her everything" Tim: I bet he does!!! Wow, Jacqui looks histerical again, she needs to well...She didn't get it last night anyway, that is for sure. "But inside this envelope holds all the answers that you will experiece tonight, yes, Matt, I am talkig to you. Not made many friends have you recently. Well, you better watch yourself, that is not a threat, it is a Fact. Me and the bosses have an understanding but the answer is no, you will have to just find out." Tim: Damn him "Okay, moving on, how have you found it here so far Mr Montana, have you settled in?" "Just like home. We know our place. We do not go around pissing o the bosses like some people." Tim: Does he mean me, I HOPE NOT "We have met alot of the superstars, they were welcoming us nicely, they offcourse know, I am the future here, so they know without me, they would not be payed as much. I will put asses on the seats, I will make this Federation go Global, the biggest Company in the World. I will be at the front of the revolution. After I dispose of that cretin Stylez, I will take my place in the Hell in the Cell match which I will win. I then get the pleasure of destroying the person who everyone wants to get their hands on, another thrilla. Well at least he thrills a few. I will be smiling all through that match, as I am breaking him to pieces and I break his jaw just like that (click fingers). Snap, your out. I am new world Heavyweight champion. Sounds good." "Having mentioned already, what is your opinion on the Hell in a Cell match?" Tim: Jesse has a sick smile on his face. "Here comes the Steel baby. I am known for my good looks and my technical ability, also my charm, but I sure as hell ain't scared of getting dirty any time. I would love to see the scrapings of skin, the puddles of blood and the screaming of pain. I have goosebumps already man, just thinking about it. The only downside, yeah it is a shame, I will not be in there with either Matt or Zodiac. I would love to plant there faces into the sides of steel in the cage. But hey, Jesse can't have it all his way" Tim: Jesse shrugs his shoulders looking cheeks as he continues to chew his gum. "Do you have anything more to say about Zodiac, the World Champion?" Tim: Jesse goes up to the lens of the camera and stares down. "Look at this face. Look at me. Watch it closely. See it in your nightmares. Start to fear the future. As this face is the future. I am seeking my sights on you, hell, the whole locker room is watching you, so says your prayers champ, because it ain't so long away before I get my hands on you, not long at all" "Any final words Jesse?" "Well, I can't wait to get out there and put on the show, hell, steal the damn show and cement my place in the PPV, Goodnight" Tim: As Jesse walks off Jacqui follows, not caring about the interviewer trying to get her attention. "Jacqui, can I have a quick word?" - Tim: Jacqui ingores her and strolls past without a word. Interview - Over Tim: At this point I felt left out, bursting just to get one question out to my project. It was seeping out of me, I was sweating, desperately wanting to say one question. But which one question would sum all my wonders up. I GOT IT "Jesse, I have one question...How does it feel to be a hermaphroadite?" Tim: Shortly after that comment I was swiftly attached to a straight jacket, not the fashion I normally go for but hey, it brought out the colour in my moustache. Anyway, I hope you have enjoyed my documentary, you will probably never see me again as I will be locked up for the remainder...Of my life. But, it could be worse. I could be you...Goodnight Arizona!!! Change of Narrator- ( Jesse is warming up and preparing for the match. Jacqui is no where to be seen. Jesse is looking intense and fired up as he looks ito the mirror, his last thoughts before his match in his mind ) I look fine. I am going to go out there and break hearts, break records and break Matt's damn jaw. This company is about to witness a historical event. Bigger than the first show. It will feature thrills of sensational porportions, from the Sensation himself. Because here comes to the ring, assisted by, The Delight of the Night Jacqui Rhodes, the long antiscipated debut of the one and only, The Sensation, Jesse Montana!!! The Rest Of Life - "Damn, why are these padded cells NOT made of velcro" ( Timothy is seen rocking backwards ad forwards in a straight jacket in his cell ) "Yes they have got me. But they will never take my mind, even though they have...Taken my testacles". ( As he sings along to the Nirvana Classic ) - Half the Man I Used To Be... 3/3 The End. |
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| Chris Dee | Jan 15 2008, 08:51 PM Post #2 |
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nice rp dude. |
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| Ace King | Jan 15 2008, 08:57 PM Post #3 |
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Sick RP, Jesse. Although I believe you may have made the same mistake as I did at the end of the RP. The "Half The Man I Used To Be" that you say is Nirvana... I believe that's from "Creep" by Stone Temple Pilots. I thought it was Nirvana for the longest time too, as Scott's voice in that song is almost identical to Kurt's. To sum up... sick RP.
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| Haywire | Jan 15 2008, 08:59 PM Post #4 |
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Once again nice rp |
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| Jesse Montana | Jan 15 2008, 09:08 PM Post #5 |
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Thanks guys, it was abit risky so I wasn't sure to post this one or not, but glad to hear you like it Oh and "Half the man I used to be" I downloaded it as Nirvana, maybe they both did a cover, but anyway, good song none the less
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| Alan Fiscus | Jan 16 2008, 05:55 AM Post #6 |
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Nah, I don't think Nirvana would of EVER covered STP. But a lot of stuff online is named wrong, I hate that. |
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| Ace King | Jan 16 2008, 09:38 PM Post #7 |
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I think it's a case of mistaken identity here... This Link Is Here Because I Can't Get The Video Code To Work Is that the song you downloaded, Jesse? Also, here's why I think it's a mistaken identity... Creep (Stone Temple Pilots) Sorry to be such a tool about this, I was just a bit unsure that's all.
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